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I think we should turn this place into a 'steampunk' venue.It's the latest scene out there. What do you reckon?
Alt: Offer PJ some helpful advice as to how to win back the love of his dear lady (whilst maintaining his dog scat fetish)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:03,
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I reckon that'll be awesome.We could talk about the best polish for our vintage aviator gogles and best moustache wax and shit.
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As you say, awesome.I'm going to start a petition and when we have enough signatures I'll penny farthing it round to Rob's and drop it off.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:08,
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The whole site could really do with a 'Victoriana' makeover.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:08,
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Search was DickensianWhen it worked.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:10,
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It really could. There could be links to burlesque nights and stuff.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:12,
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That's weird, when I click on that it takes me to a Wilf Lunn website.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:06,
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Alright, it's gone.In case you're interested and you missed it PJ, Frank's advice was that you should "ram it up her blurter"
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:07,
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It's as good advice now as it was way back when you posted it 5 mins ago.I for one think PJ could do a lot worse than to ram it up her blurter.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:09,
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I think PJ should send her flowers every day until she takes him back.However he should buy them in bulk today so if she hasn't taken him back, over time she'll get ropier and ropier looking flowers and then dead and decomposing flowers.
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My favourite steampunk is Professor Elemental.He's the originator of the Chap-Hop sound, as plagiarised by Mister B The Gentleman Rhymer.
Second favourite is CQ.
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That wasn't the question though was it, you turquoise buffoon.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:10,
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True.But if we do make this a steampunk venue, let's get Professor Elemental to do the opening night.
I haven't worn my turquoise shirt in ages.
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I'm pretty sure turquoise is 'out' as far as steampunk is concerned.'The waistcoat look', however, should work fine for you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:14,
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It's a constant mystery to me how you can take something like steampunkand still manage to come out with something tedious, patronising and on a subject nobody cares about.
It's astonishing. I'm impressed.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:12,
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Tedious and nobody caring I can see, but not the patronising bit.That's the problem with text, innit? No tone of voice etc.
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Ooooooooooooooookayyyyyyyyyyyyy(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:16,
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I was trying to impart tone into a textual conversation(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:19,
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It's frightfully difficult.Were you being nonchalant or lackadaisacal? I couldn't tell.
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I wasn't really bothered TBH(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:22,
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Haha(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:19,
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You can tell his banjolele is massive as his hand is far away(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:13,
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I've already filled the kettle and taped down the buttonI might safety pin some brass washers to my face too
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:11,
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do you have a metal cup to bang on the bars and a broken mirror to leer at the other posters with?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 18:14,
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I think it might be helpful for those trying to help Peej if he would post full and frank details of the break up, so we can tailor our advice accordingly.For example, King Zog's advice would be no good if the cause of the break up was too many flowers up her blurter.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:12,
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You can never have too many flowers up there(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:14,
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I dunno, it just attracts bees(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:18,
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It's all about the honey, honey, honey(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:18,
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Phillie, have you been binned for good or is this a naughty stepping?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:13,
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I'm well known as OT's master of maintaining lasting, true relationships with the opposite gender.So I will use my position to say that PJ's missus sounds like a right old liability.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:13,
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I don't know, didn't she not put out for years?She sounds more frigid than a polar bear's cock.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:15,
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She can suck a golf ball through a hose pipe(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:16,
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Yes, but you cheat by taking your teeth out.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:21,
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Tiger Woods(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:25,
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I think you could have waited on posting this new threaduntil I'd had a chance to come back from my meeting and point out the error of Kroney's ways, online.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:14,
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Go for it.Having just called dozer tedious for posting on a subject nobody cares about, I can't in good conscience argue with you about cars.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:16,
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The Triumph Slant 4 was made way before the V8 for the StagThe Stag V8 was two Slant 4s glued together. You, sir, are fucking wrong.
What you discovered by cursory googling was that Triumph didn't use the Slant 4 in any car before they made a V8 out of it, which is probably why you assumed the dates verified your idea. This was because they made it for Saab origianlly, for the 99 I think.
So, in conclusion, not only was the shitty V8 for the stag two 4s bolted together, it was 4s that were so shit Triumph nearly didn't use them at all.
you're welcome.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:21,
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It was definitely worth revisiting this exciting debate.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:23,
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You probably own a Prius, you insufferable hippy.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:23,
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Obviously you're right though, it's utterly tediousalthough only marginally more so than most threads.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:24,
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I think it just needed aNOT MY WORDS, THE WORDS OF TOP GEAR MAGAZINE!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:26,
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Also, fuck me, that's dull.Everyone apart from Kroney just pretend this post isn't here, eh?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:23,
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It's not that easy.It's just sitting there, like Kroney's megalog.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:25,
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Yes it isyou do it with Naker's posts all the time
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:26,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triumph_V8
para 2 in Development.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:29,
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Yeah, I know. It's a badly designed engine.Most of its problems come from BL being shit, though. Its biggest native problem is the iron block and alloy head issue. Though that's not endemic to the TV8. The Rover K had a similar issue only that one used a metal gasket. Stupid idea.
My original comment is really that if they're properly maintained they are perfectly reliable. You just have to know what you're doing.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:33,
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His tend to be, ah, 'easier to flush' than this one though.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:27,
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yeah, but which one have the comfier seats?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:28,
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i just had a shiti waited for someone to use the hand dryer to cover the sound of my arse pushing out a mixture of gas, solids and liquid
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:19,
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A did a poo at somebody else's house once.It was huge and long and one solid mass. Unsurprisingly it wouldn't flush. The cistern took ages to refill so I figured I'd sneak back upstairs in a few minutes to give it another flushing and a prod with the bogbrush.
Anyway, I forgot about it being there and suddenly remembered an hour later. I nipped upstairs, but it had mysteriously vanished :O
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Kroney, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:22,
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GHOST POO.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:22,
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i wish this hadn't made me laughjust as i was drinking diet coke :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:31,
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It was about ten years ago.What the hell has he been doing?
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Kroney, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:34,
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who is "A"and why are you blaming him for your own rancid bowels?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:25,
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i was reading it in a scottish accentaloud, of course
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:49,
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That's just the way I pronounce "I"I'm dead posh, unlike you proles.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:27,
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did you notice anyone walking about with a smug look on their face and a £10 note they didn't have before?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:29,
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Steampunk is well cool.If it wasn't, why would Dr Who have done the steampunk Victoriana thing TWICE?
Alt: Self harming.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:19,
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Nothing says "stable and ready to change to make this work"Like carving her name into his arm with a chisel and then standing outside her door dripping blood and howling.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:27,
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i just gazzed you and pressed send before i even asked how you werepls to excuse my rudeness x
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:31,
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Alt: Love is blindSo rip her eyes out. Then you can do dog scat whilst plowing her.
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I reckon Caveman is going to make a come backExtreme retro
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:40,
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I do hope so.www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNCtqzTZPe4
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:42,
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Have to say, it's been better here today without Al.He's such a cunt.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:40,
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Aren't you dopey?'no'
WHICH ONE ARE YOU THEN AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:43,
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:43,
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*stands back from monitor**stands further back from monitor*
Nope, might have to view that one from space.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:46,
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Oh, NOW it's funny.When I said it last week.... NOTHING!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:45,
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It got on the popular page.After you pointed it out and asked for clicks.
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She modded it on to the popular page.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:49,
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Hold up, I got a well lol reply that Battered could say to that."And neither are you 'till payday, unless you can get your dealer to sort you out a loan".
HAHAHAHHAHA
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:49,
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Get your own schtict.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:50,
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you know, steampunk is daft, but no more daft than a lot of other silly fashion trends, I don't want to sound like I'm defending these people, but at least steampunk comes attached some pretty interesting literature, and philosophy. All though, I doubt most of the idiots down at these steampunk meets have read or considered the movements origins.
I'll take steampunk over cybergoth, or those dick head wolf children in America or otherkin.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:45,
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irony? I hope this is irony.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:50,
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What philosophy is involved with wearing brass things on your clothes?(, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:46, Reply)
nothing. But the early steampunk books were very interesting, and even revolutionary. I really like the literature, but am not enough of a prick to wear a top hat with a chimney.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:49,
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Is Philip Pullman 'steampunk'?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:55,
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he might well be, I've not read his books. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:56,
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You should, he's very clever.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 17:28,
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I know.I've been to a couple of cybergoth nights and felt VERY out of place. All CombiChrist and Ultraviolence and stuff.
They also rock the goggles look.
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I thought you would have fitted right in.You know, pretentious cocks dressing like pretentious cocks, just your sort of thing.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:51,
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Nah, when I'm not suited and booted I go for a very casual look.Chinos, Ralph Lauren Polo, that sort of thing. Just the classic preppy style.
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Pfft. Like you could afford one.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:54,
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My point being that I wouldn't crow about it if I owned one.That's vulgar.
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Otherkin!I haven't heard that word in a long time.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:51,
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I met one on Sunday. She was, a loon.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:51,
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I imagine it's difficult to believe in that sort of thingand NOT come across as a loon.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:52,
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It seems hard to believeBut no more than someone's faith in god or the afterlife I guess.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:56,
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Well, that too, but according to Wikipedia:Otherkin largely identify as mythical creatures,[4] with others identifying as creatures from fantasy or popular culture. Examples include: angels, demons, dragons, elves, fairies, sprites, aliens,[5][6][7] and cartoon characters.[8] A lot of otherkin believe in the existence of a multitude of parallel/alternative universes, which would explain the existence and the possibility to relate to fantastical beings and even fictional characters.[9]
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What fucking cunts.EDIT they don't believe that shit for a fucking second. They're trying to be all 'weird' and 'kooky' the 'look at me' wankers. Once they finally clock that yes, people are looking at them but no, they don't think they're 'out there' and waqqui, just utter flids, they will grow up and stop being such knobs. Usually this happens within a year of graduation.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:58,
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Yes, yes I see.EDIT:
I just image searched them, and they look like Larpers.
PREJUDICES CONFIRMED!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 17:00,
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Cool! Me too!I'm starting to regret throwing my lot in with those Steampunk LOSERS now.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 17:02,
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I think I'm actually some sort of creaturethat's a cross between a lizard and some sort of wading bird.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 17:06,
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Hey monty I saw this and thought of you sphotos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/387748_462572580453166_1580904441_n.jpg
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Haha, lovelyI see this sort of thing on Facebook with alarming regularity. People that I once considered to be of reasonable intelligence too.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 17:08,
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This is a gitl I went to school with.But her mum was having a lesbian affair so her dad killed them both and then hung himself off the stairs and she found him. So she's allowed to be shit at the internet.
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Wow I bet she's REALLY FILTHY too(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 17:28,
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she told me that one of her faerie powers was soul readings. She asked if I wanted my soul read, I declined and went to the bar.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:55,
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I'd have said "You can try to read my ARSE hole if you like!"Then I would've guffawed and left.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:57,
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Musical subcultures that come with costumes are fucking bent.Seriously fucking bent. Usually populated by cunts. Bent ones.
Seriously fucking bent ones.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 17:01,
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After the Personality Horse explosionEveryone started wearing saddles.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 17:07,
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I am inclined to agree, but only so far.Full-on costumes are bent, but when does a general form of dress become a costume? Are we talking masks and makeup and stuff?
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What PJ should do, I reckon, as a love expert myself speaking here........ is to take her up the oxo tower for a nice bit of nosh.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:46,
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hey gonz. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:52,
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Alright mate? Windy Pig?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:57,
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I was once a pig, I am now a dog. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 16:59,
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Porcine to Canine in one easy step.There's probably a subculture that worships that.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 17:00,
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Wow, that would quite the fight10/10 has been having an incredible run of wins of late, but Good is most definitely good. It's too close to call.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 17:05,
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Totally sounds like an upgrade to me.How you been doin'? I been well missery-guts, but I get some treatment tomo at the hospital which'll sort me out a treat and let me get my life back into order.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 17:02,
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I've been good, had an ace day off yesterday, but feeling a bit low today, probably the hangover. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 17:11,
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I reckon it's the month, feb is at both the same time the longest and shortest month of the year.I some some jew fuel for dinner though, REAL bagels with smoked salmon and chive-cream-cheese, smoked cod's row, Miss Hsomething pickles and kettle crisps. That'll see me straight.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 17:24,
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good luck with that, sonwhen you're better we can EAT
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 17:17,
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Deffo man, can't wait.I went to the out-of-hours doctor on sunday, to get a prescription.....and the bitch would barely speak to me, I actually have launched a complaint against her, I'll gaz you 'cus I wanna get some sympathy.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 17:26,
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Better watch out for JeffOr he'll be up to his axles in you.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 17:14,
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We've had this joke.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Feb 2013, 17:15,
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Feb 2013, 18:00,
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