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Good mid morningFuck me CAR CHAT is dull.
See that peasant woman in Gloucestershire is having a special house built for her because she's such a slag she has 11 kids AND IS aged 36? She should be fucking spayed and her children sold into slavery. BUT PERHAPS YOU DISAGREE?
Just trying to whip up some righteous student Al-dignation here.
Alt: Is he a Yankee?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:20,
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I like those cars with the things in them to hold your coffee cup.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:21,
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Some people use them to hold cups of other drinks, but that's not right.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:24,
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Are you absolutely sure about that?That sounds like crazy talk.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:25,
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Yeah, if someone's giving me a lift and they have a cup in the holder I distract them by punching them in the face and then I check what the drink is.Better safe than sorry.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:28,
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If only everyone had your sensible attitude to road safety, Doc.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:48,
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In pretty much EVERY way, from what I can tell.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:58,
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So they'll take away my child benefit but they build her a house?Fucking cunts.
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You're still far better off than her though, aren't you?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:25,
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Generally as well as financially.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:27,
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Do you have half as many bedrooms as occupants?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:32,
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Almost.In fact we have three people sharing one room at the moment.
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I bet it's the khaziI bet you all go in there and poo together
I bet you shout "hey family, let's all go and have a poo together" and you all race to get your pants off and run to the khazi and start pooing together and you watch each other's plops coming out
you fucking sicken me you do
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Yes but it's the duty of the affluent middle classes to help those more needy in society Al, surely?You're not saying 'fuck 'em, the grotty cunts should be made to fend for themselves' are you? You're going to have your Ken Livingstone badge taken off you if you aren't careful.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:27,
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No, it's the duty of the companies turning millions in profits and the individuals earning millionsto pay the agreed rate of tax to allow the government to subsidise retards like that rancid whore.
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Your Dad(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:26,
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I do.But then my options are somewhat limited by being married to her.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:26,
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Yeah, I'm one of those weird old-fashioned types who wants to provide a stable, ordinary upbringing for my children.No offence, PJ.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:34,
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Why would I take offence?I also want to provide a stable, ordinary upbringing for my children.
We start the marriage counselling tomorrow. I'm not sure if I am looking forward to it, but I'm going to try whatever I can to sort it all out, those sprogs need me!
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Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:48,
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It was a lame joke at your expense.I hope all goes well for you tomorrow.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:52,
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but what if she says "It's me or the oven glove" ?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:52,
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I certainly never havebut then I can count how many women I've shagged on the fingers of one hand. And that hand belongs to the cook at Castle Black.
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I only half get this reference because I don't know how many fingers the cook has.(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:38, Reply)
"Three Finger Hobb"(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:53,
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Almost as dull as obscure music.all 11 are 36? How old's she? That's a lot of work for one minge.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:23,
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'LOL'Now edited for those less able-witted amongst us.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:24,
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Well EXCUSE ME if you have the language skills of a half-trained chimp.(
Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:25,
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Well EXCUSE ME if you have the hygiene regime of a half-trained chimp(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:28,
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That's unfair on chimps.Monty's post count now must be getting close to the output of an infinite number of monkeys, yet he has produced nothing even approaching Shakespeare.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:29,
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That's a little unfair. The story I wrote about Quentin that time SHITS on bollocks like Twelfth Night from the top of the Shard.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:33,
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Can't be bothered to look this story upDefine "special house". As in, has 11 bedrooms, plus a spare one for any future procreation? Because if that's the case she should just move to Blackpool, plenty such residences up there sitting empty 9 months of the year.
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She needs a cunt-cork, not a house(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:27,
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HAHA! Jokes on you Monty, she had cervical cancer and is now infertile!www.thisisgloucestershire.co.uk/Mum-11-Heather-Frost-council-mansion-built/story-18181417-detail/story.html
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:34,
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You're really taking this 'bringing back Caveman' campaign seriously aren't you?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:34,
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you know, I'd totally be big spoon for you. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:44,
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Christ, you'd need to be a big fucking spoonMore like a soup ladel. Ladle? Laydul?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:47,
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Isn't that sporto's youngest?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:54,
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I can't imagine that laying with Woofy Pig could ever be dull.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:53,
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I'd kiss the back of your neck if I can get through the tangled mass of dreadlocks soaked in cat piss that you seem to think looks so hip (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:57,
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Don't try and oppress my alternative ways, man.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:03,
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back in the day, everyone had 11 kidsyou'd stick a few in the mine, some in the sweatshop, earn some money for the family innit. some would die, only the strongest would survive
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:32,
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Fucking hell shes uglywho'd fuck her once let alone 11 times?
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Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:33,
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Or, more likely, were there really 11 blokes prepared to fuck her?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:36,
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11 drunks"7 Psychopaths" more prosaic seqZZZZZZZZZZZ
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:49,
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It does sound like she's in a shitty situationbut it's of her own making. You can't just keep having children you can't afford and expect the council to pick up the slack. Council support should be limited to to one or two children. After that you're on your own.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:36,
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What if the second one was triplets?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:37,
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Well that's hardly your fault, is it? Council support would count. What I'm saying is that council support shouldn't extend to taking away all accountability for an adult's behaviour.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:39,
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Don't try and be reasonable about this.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:39,
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Soz.Obviously she should have been chemically neutered. Thankfully cervical cancer has removed that burden to the taxpayer LOL!
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Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:41,
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I think there's an inherited link with cervical cancer.So her kids will probably get it as well YAY!
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The problem with this arguement is that the kids would suffer, and why should the kids suffer just because their mother is a stupid waste of oxygen who can't keep her legs together.
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Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:41,
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That woman wouldn't have had 11 children if she had to pay for them herself.She's only done so because she knows she'll get an inexhaustible supply of benefits. If it's announced that two children is the maximum, I reckon third kids would suddenly become very rare.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:44,
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Or she's done it because shes a fucking moron.She may very well have had shit loads of kids even if she didn't get a council mansion
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Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:50,
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I think the moment it's on the 6pm news that a family of five kids starved to death, that policy would be recinded pretty quickly(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:51, Reply)
the problem with this argumentis that the kids are benefitting, and why should the kids benefit just because their mother is a stupid waste of oxygen who can't keep her legs together.
see, that makes just as much sense
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it's ok to shoot stupid people in the head and bury them in mass graves(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:51, Reply)
The problem with this argumentis that having to subsist on the meagre amount of money you get from the state isn't really a benefit.
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The problem with this argumentis that people who don't have jobs really should be living on subsistence money
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The problem with this argumentis that there aren't any jobs
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:55,
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The problem with this argumentis I don't even remotely give a shit about poor people
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You are a Tory MP AICMFP(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:03,
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'the slack' is right - 'wizard's sleeve' isn't even near, I'll bet.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:53,
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can't they just put her down, and then put the kids in a burlap sack with a couple of bricks in the bottom and throw it in to the Severn? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:37,
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superstar dj, HERE WE GO! (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:38,
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stop chucking your shit in the severn(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:40,
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no. To be fair, I couldn't think of another river on Gloucestershire apart from the Thames, and as that goes past my house eventually, there's a chance it might come back to me.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:43,
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At least she meant wellUltimately she was looking at getting well paid for that caper, which in turn would've benefitted all of her children. In my mind, these were the acts of a GREAT mother.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:50,
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it could have kept her family in scratchcards, oven chips and budget cigarettes for months(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:04, Reply)
What I don't getIs why her boyfriend was downloading child porn when he had all those kids running around, and an unattentive mother. Seems a bit silly, doesn't it?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:10,
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Good pointNo one wants to wank over an ugly kid
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:21,
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Anybody with a household income that equates to less than £20k per child spawned should have their extra kids gassed.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:41,
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*quickly does arithmetic*YES, I AGREE WITH THIS!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:42,
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My thought process exactly.I was beginning to prepare some righteous indignation, but in the event I didn't need it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:44,
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Our household income isn't £40k and I have two children.Who do I call to get one of them gassed? Does it have to be the youngest or can I choose?
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Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:43,
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Actually I earn more than I think I do so I can afford the second one.But if I didn't would I be allowed to choose which one I love the most?
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Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:44,
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To improve the gene pool the one with the lowest intellect would be slaughtered.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:46,
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His kids are Cornish, how are you going to measure this effectively?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:55,
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Number of fingers on each hand, level of webbing between toes etc.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:57,
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I suppose you could half-gas them both, so they both turn autistic, so they add up to a whole real child.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:34,
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Don't be ridiculous. if you live anywhere outside of london £20k is enough to pay for a child.Maybe not 2 holidays a year and nike kids trainers but they're not going to starve.
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My kids have to starve so I can have 2 holidays and fancy trainers.(
Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:45,
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So they're NOT allowed two holidays and a pair of trainers??You monster
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:46,
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As you're not a parent you know nothing about the cost of raising a child.So shut up.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:47,
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Nappies cost a fortune & and babies go through them like you wouldn’t believe.
Childcare costs a fortune.
They also need clothes, toys and entertaining as well as food.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:51,
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Then you discover that your kid is allergic to all nappies except Pampersand all fabric softeners except the most expensive. Then the fun really begins. And when I say 'fun', I of course mean 'perpetual poverty'.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:53,
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My dear kids have plenty of food, pampers nappies, childcare, house on a mortgage more fucking toys than you can shake a stick atand we have plenty of luxurys holidays to disneyland etc and our joint income is not £40k
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Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:53,
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You may have a slightly different view if you ever breed.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:55,
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Who does?I only figured all of this out on the fly.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:00,
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Not only are nappies necessarybut we tried to save money by using cheap nappies once and its a false economy. Once you have cleaned baby shit out from in between the gaps in your lovely wood flooring you decide pretty quickly to go back to pampers.
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Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:00,
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Or, if you have a wife who used to work on the Pampers account at Saatchi & SaatchiYou don't get any say on what brand will be purchased.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:01,
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Huggies are shit Pampers all the wayThis is much better than car chat
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:08,
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Nappies are one of the few things where I will buy the most expensive brandMainly because its worth it as they don't leak
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Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:05,
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"Hello? Yeah', can I speak to Leigh please..... I would like to talk to you about an ex employee of yours..... yes.... pampers..... ... well, I was in Tesco the other day and I saw her browse the Baby asle. Nope, she defiantly considered another brand.... "
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:41,
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Isn't the commonest bandied about figure that it takes 32 grand to bring up a kid?Although I suppose that's over the course of its life, rather than direct yearly income. If you take that as a base though, and divide that 32,000 by 18 you get, errrrr.
Some money per year.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:50,
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Some facebook idiot was trying to tell me that a child costs £40000 in the first year of their life(
Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:52,
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£1778 the assumption that the costs are even over all 18 years is probably a step to far.
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Erm, more like £220kwww.guardian.co.uk/money/2012/jan/26/cost-raising-child-rises-218000
uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/cost-of-raising-a-child-soars-to-222000----085429169.html
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:53,
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I still think thats a bollocks figureThats nearly 10 years wages on the average uk wage and thats just for one kid. Im sure they add the entire cost of a three bedroomed house in to that despite the fact that a childless couple would still have a house just not quite as big
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Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:55,
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Average UK salary is £26,500www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-20442666
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:57,
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Using the salary calculatorYearly Monthly Weekly Daily
Take Home £20,553.60 £1,712.80 £395.26 £79.05
So over 18 years, excluding pay rises you'll earn about £360k after tax.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:00,
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also 360k after tax is not enough to cover 2 sprogs at £220k each and still drink a bottle of wine a night(
Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:03,
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This.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:44,
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Well yes Monty I would fuck "TV celebrity A"but I wouldn't fuck "TV Celebrity B" because she's not really my type.
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Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 10:57,
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True, thats why children growing up in council estates will never amount to anythingand will probably end up stealing to fund their drug habit or be in prison before they turn 21
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Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:02,
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and yet no politician has the moral fibre to stand up and say we should gas thembroken Britain
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Kill her, and get her children to stitch trainers together until they've paid back her debts(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:03,
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I'm on the phone with IT help desk. I wonder if it's one of you guys?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:06,
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Ahahahahaha, he's advised me to "do a re-power" So turn it off and back on again.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:07,
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why can't he just say "yeah, the hardware we use is from the 90's,so it's a bit shit, just restart it and hope" Rather than bills hitting.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:21,
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It's meAnd I have a confession...I'm not really in IT
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:09,
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you have a beautiful voice (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:18,
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Rule of life: 'fit on the phone, add three stone'.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:18,
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add three stone to what? Without, a starting weight I feel this is useless advice.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:19,
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Unless you're chompys missus who has been told she has a hot phone voiceand isn't a fatty. The exception that proves the rule I guess. I used to order all my office supplies from a rather hot sounding very flirty woman. She came to visit the office once and was delivered on a wide bed truck.
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Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:30,
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I know a man called Terry tidy. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:22,
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I know someone called Lino Patino!Imagine that!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:26,
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If food prices rose the same as house prices since 1971 a chicken would be £51.18(, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:11, Reply)
Which is why it is only stupid people who rent rather than buy a house.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:13,
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Probably more to do with a deposit and general set up costs(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:13,
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There are lots of reasonsI want to live in London for a while, but I can't afford to buy there so I'm going to rent with a friend for a bit. Once I've got that out of my system, I'll buy somewhere else.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:19,
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I couldn't afford a deposit for a house and I don't want to borrow of my family. (, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:14, Reply)
You could always pay your family interest, which could be lower than what you would pay the bank(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:15,
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That is true, but as my dad runs his own buisness it's just taking money that he can invest in that. (, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:17, Reply)
fair enough, depends on your personal circumstances(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:19,
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Or get a job earning more money and save the difference.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:17,
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He'd still have to rent in the meantimeThat wouldn't make him stupid.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:20,
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It's all very well renting something cheap in the short term to save a deposit.Rather different to say 'I'll rent up to the level I can afford for years, because I can't afford to save up a deposit'.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:22,
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OK, yes, that's stupid.You didn't actually say that, though.
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Kroney, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:23,
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I thought it was implied, as Chompy has told us that's what he's doing.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:24,
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I can't afford that. My house is too expensive. How much would a chicken be in line with car prices?
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Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:13,
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in the 70's food account for almost a 1/4 of household spend, that has been reduced to around 10% thanks to the big supermarket revolutionalso filling everything with horse helps
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:13,
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They filled your mum with horse 'meat' last night(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:16,
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A chap i know from Barcelona, was dipached to the market to get a nice chicken for lunchhe's a real "foody" and he bought a £32 chicken...wtf
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:15,
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They are twice that at my local Tesco Metro.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:21,
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Fucking hugh Fearnly wittingstall making me eat well treated chickens, costs me a fortune(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:22,
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My mum only eats free range chickens but I got her with a fantastic argument the other dayI said "Fuck em, they're only chickens"
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Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:24,
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it's that kind of radical thinking that got you promoted from the help desk!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:26,
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I once proclaimed my love for hot dogsand someone said 'But they have MRM in them!'. I wittily replied 'So fucking what?'
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:29,
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Oh man, I wish I was as quick witted as this.I always come up with this sort of comeback hours later.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:32,
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Me toobut it turns out that MRM actually helps to repair brain connections, and in turn makes you smarter. Explain THAT with your science!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:43,
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pfft, tastes better anyway as they are stuffed full of water(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:32,
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Yeah', but minimum wage would be like £25/hour, meaning a chicken would be worth 2 hours work.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:30,
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i'd be pissed off if I had to work for 2 hours to afford a bloody chicken(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:33,
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When people ask me how much I earn rather than tel them my yearly salaryI'm going to work it out in chickens per hour.
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Peej, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:37,
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This sounds entirely logical.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:43,
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A chicken would be pissed off that you only had to work 2 hours for it.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 11:42,
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