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FINE I'LL FUCKING DO IT THENI am definitely on my period today. What are you on? Or, more entertainingly, what have you been on in the past?
Alt: Favourite song ever. First thing that comes to mind. Go.
AltAlt: Shittest, most bent, aural equivalent of David Walliams' face, just fucking awful song imaginable
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Altalt: 'Drivin' South', Hendrix at the BBCYOU'RE WELCOME
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:09,
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I'll bet.People like you aren't usually welcome anywhere outside your revolting nightclubs.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:13,
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Carl Douglass"Kung Fu Fighting"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:10,
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Theme from Monkey by Godiego is better.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:10,
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They really need to do a remake of Monkeywww.youtube.com/watch?v=88y4ttqaW6U
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:11,
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I wish I'd got around to seeing that ghastly All-bran fellow's Monkey opera.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:15,
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They did a re-make of the water margin Trustory(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:17,
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The Jackie Chan film "The Forbidden Kingdom" has the Monkey myth in it.And it's awesome.
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as iswww.youtube.com/watch?v=F3T-dQIqnOg
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:11,
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is this allowed?www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff_rNhmJ570
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:12,
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andwww.youtube.com/watch?v=AOgdRVm-zzw
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:11,
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andwww.youtube.com/watch?v=WgioBL8EO_0
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:12,
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If ever there was a song that a kung fu fight scene should be set toIt's that
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:16,
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Well this has to be thrown in thenwww.youtube.com/watch?v=UqsAye_EiA0
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:16,
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Silly boy, there is no 'best song ever'Although Monty's suggestion does come pretty close.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:10,
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im suuuuuper tired today, about to be on a pain pill, massive neck pain, massage did not helpAlt somewhere to hide by shiny toy guns
love like woah
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:10,
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Fire, motherfuckerI've had a really good day so far, managed to get shitloads done.
Alt: Nothing Else Matters - Metallica. Although, for reasons I'm not sure of, I'm rather liking this at the minute.
AltAlt: Semisonic - Secret Smile.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:15,
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I'm a bit down in the dumps today.This is despite all manner of things that should make me happy. Just no pleasing some people.
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Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:15,
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You do have the demeanour of a man who thought someone had shat on his cornflakesbut it turned out to be chocolate
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Chas'n'Dave'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:39,
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I'm just high on life.Alt: The Real Thing by Faith No More
AltAlt: Rat In Me Kitchen by UB40.
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What a strange thing to write a song about.A guy I once knew had a rat in his kitchen, once. No matter how many times he stabbed it, it wouldn't stop screaming at him.
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Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:18,
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That sounds like my worst nightmare but substitute the rat for Ali Campbell.(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Did the police interfere when he cut the rat's head off?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:22,
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derrr, they don't do that you IDIOT(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:41,
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I have had Piglet by Arab Strap in my head all afternoon, does that count?I don't have a single favourite song. Or a most-despised song.
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The Prophet's Song by Queen has always been one of my favesAltalt: Red in fucking Red, by Chris De Fucking Burgh.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:24,
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Christ, and Power of Love by Jennifer RushJesus, just looking at the title of that makes my skin crawl
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:24,
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Saw a guy in a club once that looked like Chris de Burgh's doppelganger.My friend and I thought it would be funny* to ask him for his autograph as though we'd mistaken him for the famous guy. He refused. We asked again. He refused again. We were a little drunk** and got a little belligerant. He told us to fuck off.
And that's my story of how I got told to fuck off by Chris de Burgh***
*it wasn't
**very
***'s doppelganger
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Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:27,
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What a lovely storyI once said happy birthday to someone in a night club. I thought I knew her, but apparently I didn't. Nevertheless, she appreciated the ill-timed birthday wishes.
Those were during what I call "The Glenfiddich Months"
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:30,
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the father of a friend of mine looked a bit like Richard Clayderman when he was younger.He has signed autographs as Clayderman.
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Totally unbelievable, but completely true storyMy wife and I were on holiday in Kent, and we went to this really nice little village for a mooch. While we were there, we were descended upon by shit loads of foreign kids (French I guess) who were asking for our autographs. We must have signed about a dozen or so each before they thanked us and ran off. It was probably the weirdest moment of my life.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:36,
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I have been asked on two separate occasions if I am Zodiac Mindwarp.I was and indeed still am not.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:43,
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My parents brought me up to tell the truth TH.You know what though, maybe I *am* him after all..................
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:45,
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If you convince yourself that you're himThat's not technically lying. LOOPHOLE!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:59,
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I have previously been on my period.Now I am not on my period. Hope this helps.
Alt: Almost certainly something by Sam Cooke, Smokey Robinson, or Nina Simone.
Also, when the crowd at Murrayfield does the second verse of Flower of Scotland a capella, it proper sends shivers down my spine.
AltAlt: that one by Whitney Houston, or that one by Bryan Adams, or that one by the Righteous Brothers. Basically, any song that gets into the public psyche and refuses to fucking die.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:25,
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"There was something in her hair that night...""Twas milky white, and sticky."
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I bet you're doing that right now, you dirty boy.I'd forgotten about that shit-awful one. Thanks for reminding me.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:27,
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YES! for Smokey Robinson right here.I was listening to some the other night with little tangle and we* agreed that he is surely a contender for one of the best voices ever.
*Well, me mainly.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:27,
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was it him that did I've Been Loving You?I loved the tindersticks version of that.
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That was Al Green, wasn't it?He's another one with a good voice.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:30,
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As is Stuart Staples of Tindersticks.I went to see them and he had lost his voice :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:32,
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I liked him in Smokey and the Bandit III(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:46,
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<----- The film sequels thread is that way (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:05,
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What's the second verse?Is that the one about being inferior to your southern neighbours, finally being subsumed by them and then coming down in your tens of thousands to ruin lovely England with your mardy fucking tempers and utterly refusing to fuck off, ever?
Yeah, I love that verse, too.
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Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:30,
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That's all I get for putting all that effort in? That paltry retort?Well fuck you too, b3th.
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Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:33,
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You have impugned my nation's honour, Sir.I challenge you to a duel. We shall fight TO THE DEATH!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:35,
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Is there a 'little white flag' icon?He could adopt that...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:39,
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You look fantastic!Have you done something with your hair?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:39,
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I have!I washed it just last month! How sweet of you to notice.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:40,
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sorry for whinging at you, i've calmed down now.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:50,
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Don't be sillyDid you see my reply? Gyms are pricks, end of.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:52,
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yeah, it's just, i'm giving them a fair whack of cash, to get treated like a child.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:55,
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Of course you are!As I said before, they don't care about the customers. They just want your cash. Really annoys me.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:00,
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Altatl: almost certainly something by the Smiths or Morrissey.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:27,
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I just imagined a world where Morrissey posts on here and you dog him by linking to examples of his racism or other stupid things he has said.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:28,
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I'd imagine him to post like like a cross between Legless and Emvess(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:31,
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I like The Smiths, but I hate Morrissey. How about that?*seinfeld*
*seinfeld shrugging*
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Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:28,
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Then you're a massive bent spastic with shit taste in music.Who hates Morrissey.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:32,
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Yeah? YEAH?Well at least I don't appreciate the larger lady. YEAH I WENT THERE.
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Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:33,
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Oh man, I'm just glad you didn't call me 'Onerous Fadger or......say 'oh the irony'. That would have destroyed me.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:35,
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You know what I hate? At the minute?Speaking to customers - total strangers, let's not forget - who ask how your day's going. Seeing as how the truth is considered bad form, as is the response "oh fuck off you awful cunt", you're compelled to reply "fine - and yours?", thereby lying and asking a question you don't give a shit about the answer to, even though you know it'll be "fine".
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They don't want to hear about my problems any more than I want to tell themThe most polite thing to do would be to not ask
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When people ask me how I am, I always reply 'Fine'even though the genuine answer is often very far from 'fine'. It's one of those stupid British things, like we apologise for our foot being stood on, or our kidneys being elbowed.
In other news, Tesco mobile broke my spare phone, so they're going to send me a new one.
Which is rather nice of them.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:34,
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There was a thread on Reddit about Brittish problems, one of them was having to apologise for not smoking when ever someone wants to have a fag.
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Frankly, we're a nation of pussies.Except the ones who are cunts.
And the ones who are scum.
And the ones who are over here, taking all our jobs.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:37,
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I was trying to think of b3tans to exemplify each of these categoriesbut I think we've scared off all the forrins now Aberracion's left. Kristine and Poppet have not, to my knowledge, come over here and taken our jobs.
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Paddies don't countThey're Brits who don't know they're conquered
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Kristine could probably steal Heather from Eastenders' job.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:40,
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I'm on fire.I've had an album on nearly every day for the last 2 weeks, and the opening track "as fire swept clean the earth" by Enslaved is a great piece of music. Probably not favourite ever, but really in my head at the moment.
altalt: the Vengaboys are coming, and everybodys jumping, new york to san francisco, and inter-city disco, doo doo doododod doo doo doo doodododo
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:40,
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QOTSA - No One Knowsaltalt: jazz, all jazz
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:40,
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I like that one.Also, almost anything by Muse.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:41,
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They get royalties every time Back to the Future is on somewhere in the world.(
Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:48,
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Nope, that bit where Marty says he's Darth Vader?The cassette in his Walkman is Van Halen.
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Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:50,
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Impressive geekery thereTake some points, a viable alternative to coitus
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It's not that impressivethe tape says 'EDWARD VAN HALEN' on it in large writing. The tune is 'Eruption' if you care, and even if you don't.
That is more impressive geekery than a display of the simple ability to read.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:55,
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i like Van Halen, I like that David Lee Roth is an enemy to other members of other bands that I like.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:56,
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I liked their first 3 or four LPs and whilst he is responsible for a lot of other people playing terrible widdly guitaryou cannot deny the dexterity of young Eddie.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:58,
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actual and sustained LOL here(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:59,
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He is a great guitarist in my opinion, and his brother was alex was a pretty ood little beater.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:14,
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Yeah? YEAH?Well at least when I was hanging around outside hotels like a vagrant, I didn't mistake a wagon full of council estate slags on a hen do saying "ugh, look at that smelly tramp" for "oh my god he's gorgeous!" and then have my mate piss on me.
YEAH I WENT THERE
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Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:58,
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NO YOU DIDN'T BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T GO TO THE COOL84$H COS UR A D1CK M8(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:59,
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You want some real Back to the Future/Guitar geekeryThe guitar that Marty plays at the dance is a Gibson ES-345, which wasn't introduced until 1958. The pickups in the guitar wouldn't have been invented until 1957.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:09,
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There is only Monty, and those desperate enough for companionship that they talk to him.(
Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:15,
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I suspect it was because the 'joke' was that it was Chuck Berry's cousin in the band.And Berry is associated with ES-335s & 345s.
They should have used a ES-350T
/Further geekery
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:19,
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I've never found tangles more attractive than I do right now.(
Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:24,
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I got informed by Dozer that liking No One Knows is incorrect.Just passing the wisdom on, here.
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Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:43,
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Ironically, No One Knows is the QOTSA song that everyone knowsand once a song is appreciated by more then seven people it falls of Dozer's COOLDAR
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Songs for the deaf and rated R are their best albums(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:46,
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Lullabies to Paralyse is underrated, there are some great tracks on it.(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:21, Reply)
are you sure?I like that song, and that album, though I personally don't think it's their best song. I really like QOTSA, but not Era Vulgaris, on account of it being 'not very good'.
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Altalt: some of it is terrible - the more organised and less self-indulgent stuff can be excellent(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:53,
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^^ THIS ^^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:58,
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Some of the free, less-organised stuff can be excellent too.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:16,
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Wait, what do you mean "all jazz"?That is just a ridiculous thing to say.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:09,
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It was a bit of a sweeping statement to make(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:11,
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Joe Williams feat. The Jazz Orchestra's "Get Out of My Life" for exampleor Repeat After Me by the Three Sounds, I could listen to all day fucking long.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:12,
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This is, at least, a narrower genre.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:16,
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Even Acidjazz?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:17,
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I don't know if I've heard any of that.But assuming it is actually a sub-genre of jazz and not merely an ironolol name for an entirely different genre, then I am willing to bet I'll hate it.
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Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:18,
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Try Donald Byrd's "Places and spaces" album
This is not Acid jazz
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:25,
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I only have Slow Drag, which is more hard bop.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:28,
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You like Donald Bryd? Nice one
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:31,
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Common ground, right here Harters.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:31,
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Fuck me, well I never(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:32,
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I'll metion something about liking Bix Beiderbecke so you can snub my musical taste
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:36,
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I also like Bix Beiderbecke.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:37,
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FUCKbest we change the subject then
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:38,
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It was a shit sub-genre from the mid-nineties.You're missing nothing there.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:25,
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I can't help thinking that this is a failing on your part.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:21,
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searching for "ignore" comes up with some beautiful peaches of whining(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:47,
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just go up to search and type in ignorei lol'd at how high some people's horses are
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 15:53,
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I've been on (as in 'I have played') the Mermaid guitar built by Andy MansonAlt: Closer by NIN
Altalt: Anything by that barely-adequate pub band Oasis.
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Closer was the song playing when i danced up to ladypig that fateful night nearly 5 years ago, in a frankly shit goth club in a basement in oxford. But no, it is not the best song of all time.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:18,
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I have disliked all the Oasis I have ever heard.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:20,
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alright tangers?I know I'm all cool and that, but there's one Oasis song that I genuinely think is excellent. Slide Away.
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I've contacted the mods about deleting your account so you are free to go and kill yourselfThey thought it might be fairer just to step you for seven days so you can have a think about what you've just said.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:24,
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You've just totally undermined any case you might ever have for telling someone else their taste in music is shit(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:28, Reply)
I am agreeing with tangledupinblue herewhich NEVER happens. Oasis are possibly the only guitar-based band in history who have no best song. Even Blur fluked the odd decent one.
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You'd be perfectly entitled to feel that way as music is subjective :)(
Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:24,
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This is true.It is also true that I am a terrible snob about music.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:26,
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My point, when replying to Nakers up there, was more that 'jazz' covers such a wide range of vastly different stylesTo dismiss the lot under that one heading seems daft.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:30,
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It's like me dismissing all hippety hop as terrible mysoginistic and materialistic crap(
Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:31,
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Kind of, although you only really say that to annoy dozer.And it is a narrower genre.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:33,
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Pretty much all modern rap is boring mysoginistic bollocksconsisting of muscular black men sitting on flash cars talking about how many flash cars they own. It's pathetic.
But I won't hear a word against the Beastie Boys.
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Well, of course he is. I'm sure Tangles knows what he likes and doesn't.The only way he could be wrong is if he said he disliked all of Oasis' output and then it turned out he liked one of their songs.
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Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:31,
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If my ear were to offend me in such a way, I would cut it off.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:32,
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I realised that my post was in need of editing just as you repliedand now I'm forced to offer my contrite apo - LOOK OVER THERE A GIANT SPIDER
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This is one of those posts where I sound like I have no sense of humourwhen what I'm actually doing is lightly making fun of Darth. I know exactly what he means and why he posted it, but if you play it straight it's slightly off the track of the conversation for him to post it there.
I'm explaining this because I've been told I'm dull and humourless before now, so I've taken to writing mini guids to my posts. You may still find me dull and humourless but this way you'll be doing so for the right reasons.
Happy to help.
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Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:34,
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No explanation needed.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:36,
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I find the best jokes are the ones you need to draw a diagram for.(
Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:39,
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This is one of those posts where I point out what a tosser you are.(
Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:37,
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I expect at some point in the future you'll make another postpointing out that I don't seem to like you much online.
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Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:48,
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Yeah, we all got itThe explanation makes you look dull and humourless
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Alt: Love Rears Up It's Ugly Head by Living Colour Altalt: Time After Time by Cyndi Lauper.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:21,
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God I aint heard that in ages*Makes note to listen*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:23,
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m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gnb13ePAkaI
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:33,
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I just took an old mattress to the dumpI am man
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:36,
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I might have a dump on an old mattress* later*your mum.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:38,
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Have you set a location for Thursdays mini bash?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:39,
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I did say I can't make Thursday. So sort it out yourselves. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:41,
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Are you having a mini bas with Battered?You do realise how tragic that is right?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:42,
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You're welcome to jump on a train and head down to London to join us. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:45,
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I would, but pay day is not until Thursday and moneys too tight to mention.(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:48, Reply)
Ooh it's pay day today!Unfortunately my wallet is at the post office waiting for me to pick it up
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:49,
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HahahahNo left it at my parents and didn't hear the postman this morning
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:52,
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I'm sure the other half and I will be down in the next few months I'll let you guys know.(, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:52, Reply)
Oh yeah! I can't wait to meet her.I'm saving up used fivers to poke into her knickers.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:53,
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Please do. It's probably 3 or 4 years since I last saw you.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:58,
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Battered has to stand on a little stool to be able to see that.(
Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:47,
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I dunno, there was some chat, I threw my hat into the ring(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:49,
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I keep hitting refresh but I haven't received a gaz from you yet giving me details.(
Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:54,
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I can do tomorrow. Don't know about the rest. Edit: Stunned said Thurs was best for him. Monty said he was up for a beer but didn't specify if any days were better or worse than others.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:43,
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I'll have you know she makes so much money much she gets paid by the HOURLike a lawyer
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:40,
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Why not donate it to someone who needs a mattress?Why throw it away, you are destroying the planet. I HATE YOU.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:40,
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you know what nakkers, my heart isn't in this today.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:42,
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It's the miserable grey weather, gets you downStill BST starts soon \o/
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:43,
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i don't know why you are cheering time.Old Man.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:45,
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I live the longer evenings is all, and I'm not as old as some of these grinners(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:47,
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Oi:(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:48,
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so you're a vampire?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:49,
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I missed the start of this and now I don't understand it at all.(
Kroney, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:44,
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Me neither, but I've done what I do when I don't understand somethingAnd I've made up a back story in my head
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:46,
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I imagine it comes from a story of a naked straggly old man who lives by an from some public binsAt some point he felt another tramp/some pesky teenagers/an urban fox strayed into his territory and he shouted at them 'get about from my bins!'
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:54,
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I also missed teh start of it.but I jumped happily onto the back of the meme wagon, and embraced it wholeheartedly.
and, like I said, it always makes me chuckle.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:48,
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old mattresses are worth like £20 for recycling.But it's not worth carting them around so they all just get dumped
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The dump is 10 mins away, I reckon they recycle them anyway(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:43,
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I don't think they doI think they burn them, or possibly landfill them. Where is your dump?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:48,
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personal question that.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:50,
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Richmond, Kew. I'm gonna be honest I don't care if they burn itI'm currently sitting in the car with the engine on to keep my feet warm while I get some fresh air from the open window
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:55,
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Good effort.I think they burn most of Londons waste. THere are two big incinerators on teh north circular and there are plans for another one at Brent Cross.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:58,
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I'm outta hereBYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:55,
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Long thread. So I've started a new one. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Feb 2013, 16:56,
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