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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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do you keep your genital area well groomed?
trim your pubes, that sort of thing

which is the best country?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:34, 268 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Yeah I keep things neat, only fair
EN-GER-LAND!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Clean to the squeak sir
I'd say Holland is rather good
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:34, Reply)
i've heard they're changing the laws on who can smoke weed there now
which has made some people who are not from holland upset
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:38, Reply)
Not bothered about that
Its just a nice place
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:39, Reply)
i went to amsterdam once
highlights: drugs and sex show
lowlights: getting mugged, sort of
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:42, Reply)
My Dad used to work in south Holland
so I've been down there loads of times
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:43, Reply)
i think you might be the nicest person on this forum

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:45, Reply)
He really is.
Everyone else is a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Dont get fooled Doveston
He is just trying to groom you...

He will be all "hey Dovey my friend, smell this cloth" Next thing you know you will wake up tied to a workbench in his basement.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:48, Reply)
*puts on rape gloves*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Lubes up... ready to "resist"

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:54, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:48, Reply)
I heard he can't orgasm unless he strangles a guinea pig

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:49, Reply)
This is true...
to prove it I will add the interner forum proof by using the word

FACT in capitals
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Where is Cavy anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:51, Reply)
Busy clobbering her clit with a +5 wooden dildo of the Orcish Maiden

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:51, Reply)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Everyone needs a hobby

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:53, Reply)
+horse

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Woah what you do in your own time is none of my concern

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:55, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1877750
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:56, Reply)
They're not doing that anymore.
It turned out that some people who made their living out of some people not from Holland were also upset.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:43, Reply)
I was there about 3 weeks ago
and you can buy weed again.

The Mayor appealed the ban and won.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:45, Reply)
that's good, i was sort of worried there for a mo but not really

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Nah, it looks like Brian Blessed's beard down there.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:35, Reply)
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:37, Reply)
i burn mine off with a lighter.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:35, Reply)
do you spray a bit of hairspray on your pubes first?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:36, Reply)
A groom with a pube

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:37, Reply)
rubbing alcohol.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:37, Reply)
you're a masterchef fan, why not just cover it in castor sugar and blowtorch them off

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Or am I wrong

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:47, Reply)
I hate masterchef
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

That's my impression of the music.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:59, Reply)
I just assumed you were writing all the torode/wallace fiction you keep gazzing me

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:15, Reply)
I set fire to them once, does that count?
Best country is the Vatican, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Vatican City is fucking mental

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:37, Reply)
I like the Castel Saint Angelo myself

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:38, Reply)
Rome was easily the most interesting place I've visited
apart from YM
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:40, Reply)
I wasn't a fan of Yemen myself

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:40, Reply)
I once trapped my scrote skin in the reciprocating mechanism of my hair clippers
Manchester
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:37, Reply)
i've never been to manchester

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:40, Reply)
it is an earthly paradise

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:42, Reply)
I been in Manchester only one night and I saw a car get nicked
Good times
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:48, Reply)
a whole night and only one car?
you must have stayed in the posh bit
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Was a university hospital type place

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:51, Reply)
yeah, I stopped caring like 20 minutes ago, soz

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:56, Reply)
You liar, you've put this in your Theofact book

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:02, Reply)
i've started a theo novel, starting with your troubled upbringing in cork
and going right up to modern day office theo
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:18, Reply)
I like Manchester
We were accosted by a dwarf prozzer wearing what appeared to be a tea towel and walked through a stabbing crime scene... good times.

I also met the most excellent AA there and got riotously drunk
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:50, Reply)
first time I went to Croydon a saw someone who'd been beaten unconscious at 4pm

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:50, Reply)
no idea where that is, soz

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:52, Reply)
I worked in Romford years ago. On our first day down there we went to the pub
and a bloke got stabbed while were in there. He was helicoptered to hospital.

It was 12.45pm.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:02, Reply)
To be fair, he did look at that guy funny.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:09, Reply)

that guy Stunned
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:22, Reply)
I'm well gutted my thread didn't get 200 replies

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:38, Reply)
~HURRAY~

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:40, Reply)
still WTN thread

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:43, Reply)
No, no, no, no

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:40, Reply)
there's no limit?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:42, Reply)
Well, not NO limit
But I'm pretty open-minded
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:45, Reply)
What are the qualities we are taking into account when picking a country?
Cos America is incredible when you think of the range of environments and resources, but i would want the people there
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:42, Reply)
just generally, which is the best
weigh up all the factors
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:44, Reply)
why would you want the people there?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:45, Reply)
weel problem is that they are there, difficult to kick them all out

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:46, Reply)
maybe one of them will hug him

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:46, Reply)
I doubt it, he has b.o.

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:48, Reply)
It's hot in here ALRIGHT?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:51, Reply)
Thanks Nelly

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:51, Reply)
*packs trunk*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:52, Reply)
my lovely lady trunk

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:52, Reply)
I regularly febreeze my pubic dreadlocks

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:43, Reply)
you wanna be careful, i hear some south africans might be after your dreads

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:50, Reply)
I grow the hair long and then regularly restyle it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:44, Reply)
I'd really rather not think about any of your pubic areas, thank you.
I wouldn't know what mine looks like; I haven't seen it in years.
Alt: they're all shit. Either corrupt, or uninhabitable, or dangerous, or boring.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:45, Reply)
haha, that's a shit answer

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:46, Reply)
i thought weston was all 4...

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Pretty much.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Weston Pubic Hair
Hahahahaha!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:48, Reply)
i wish i wasn't laughing at this

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Quim trim

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:47, Reply)
I'm fairly sure it's a gunt hanging basket.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:48, Reply)
rofl

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:52, Reply)
i keep my pubes well trimmed

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:48, Reply)
I bet B3th's pubes are so unkempt that
Sergeant Elias comes running out of her bush whilst being shot by a group of North Vietnamese soldiers.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:52, Reply)
*Adagios*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:53, Reply)
*twangs string*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:54, Reply)
*picks up fallen tampon*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:55, Reply)
It is a very sad scene
B3ths bush I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:56, Reply)
Like you can remember the last time you saw a bush...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:58, Reply)
"Swallows"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:59, Reply)
My wife shaves everything off
which is great cos I used to date a girl who shaved her minge but didn't bother going all the way round and I found a hairy arsehole off putting when I was giving her a good rim.

So yeh the last time I saw a bush was in an 80's porn mag
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Even her beard?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Especially that

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:04, Reply)
hairy rim job, grim
did she have any clagnuts?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:10, Reply)
Not afterwards, no

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Now that would be an exciting new flavour of Revel

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Hey, I LIKE peanut

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:16, Reply)
But do you like sweetcorn?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:18, Reply)
+hole

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:21, Reply)
sssssscchhhhLUP!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:18, Reply)
we have a dangle-berry down

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:19, Reply)
CRACK HAWK DOWN

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:20, Reply)
tagnuts at twleve o'clock sir!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Winnits away!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:22, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1876341
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:19, Reply)
I wish everyone would link like this then i can click it and not copy and paste into the address bar

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Most do

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:20, Reply)
most do a b3ta.com link which is a pain

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Knowing how to do that flags two of my shit alarms
geek and wanker
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:22, Reply)
like this?
5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1935275
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:23, Reply)
cunt

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Best of all the links

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:25, Reply)
hahaha, got me you piss stain

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:25, Reply)
I didn't even bother to disguise it
and I knew I would
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Argh
It's been too long, my horse-sense is rusty.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:47, Reply)
I missed the Alt: and assumed you were still talking about b3tan pubic areas.
Made perfect sense.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:16, Reply)
i would imagine that there are some big enough to be habitable

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:22, Reply)
bald as al's skull
it's what he would have wanted.

alt: for a holiday? or for invading?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:46, Reply)
*Sounds teh Bartleby alarm*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:47, Reply)
i dunno, just generally, which is best?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:49, Reply)
chad

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:50, Reply)
oh, brainpiss

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:51, Reply)
best of all teh pisses

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:55, Reply)
That reminds me...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:51, Reply)
chad who?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Wot no pubes?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:53, Reply)
DAMN YOU

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:53, Reply)
was 'ere

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:53, Reply)
I like the ones where nignogs eat each other

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Is it not itchy all the time as the hair grows back?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:52, Reply)
It's your skull, you should know

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:53, Reply)
no
if your genitals are itchy all the time, you've got problems
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:54, Reply)
But an itch ain't one..
oh....
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:56, Reply)
AA did say his eczema was back, it probably looks Simon Weston's scalp down there

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:56, Reply)
Might have a right Gorbachev-on

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Itchski

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:00, Reply)
+ and Scratski

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:00, Reply)
I've shaved my ballbag on a couple of occasions and it itched like a motherfucker when the hair grew up.
Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:01, Reply)
I tried once, fucking nightmare
A mate of mine does it all the time, maybe that's the key
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:02, Reply)
*bokes*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:03, Reply)
It looked like I had a pair of Battereds living in my pants for a while.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:03, Reply)
is battered bald?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:04, Reply)
A bit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:06, Reply)
A pair of Battereds with a rolled up rug draped over the twain.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:07, Reply)
I always imagine him to have wirey salt and pepper hair

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Shaved int he best 1980s drainpipe and braces shitkicker tradition.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:09, Reply)
He looks like one of the Weetabix characters they used to have.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Ian Botham?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:11, Reply)
No, this:

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:13, Reply)
To scale too!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:13, Reply)
oh my god, that was shredded wheat you idiot

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:15, Reply)
I hate that guy

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Like a gay Servalan

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:09, Reply)
i dunno what this is sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:11, Reply)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blake's_7#Characters

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Not interested it flags two of my shit alarms
old and Sci-fi
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:14, Reply)
You are mistaking knowledge with interest.
You didn't know what it was, now you do.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:19, Reply)
You prefer to teabag him with the hair?
interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:04, Reply)
That is not something you ever want to be eyelevel with.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:05, Reply)
*batwings*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Kroney's balls on your face like a pair of pince nez.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:08, Reply)
My mate Chris coined the phrase "Blind Man's Dunk" for that

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Spot on.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Just dip them in bleach for an hour
Solved
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Unless you are a porn star, why?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:04, Reply)
maybe they wax...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:04, Reply)
I can't even begin to imagine how painful that must be.

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:05, Reply)
The first time I was bored in the bath and needed something to do
the second time was a request.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Mother could be so fussy

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Clippers seem like a good idea
until you catch them on a wrinkly bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:08, Reply)

O_O

>_<

;_;
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:09, Reply)
I stuck with a grade four after that

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:11, Reply)
The Taming Of The Shrew

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:12, Reply)
i dun a click

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:08, Reply)
The scandiwegian countries are great
but fucking expensive.

I would trim my pubes but I only have 3 and I think one is my gentlemans sausage... sadtimes
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Watch your Doo Dah

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:47, Reply)
hahahaha
sadtiems indeed.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Trim but not shave
theres an unfunny story about how I started keeping myself trimmed which involves me pissing blood clots but i've told it before
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:50, Reply)
That does sound "LOL"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Looking around for burger inspiration I found this.
www.hamburger-me.com/2011/10/lucky-chip-burgers-at-netil-market.html
I want to go to there.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:27, Reply)
You should make this
www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/duck_burger_and_chips_40267
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:28, Reply)
I want to live there!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:30, Reply)
you're not allowed you probably have some sort of Northern flu that we have no immunity to

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:31, Reply)
That is now in my favourites.
Thank you for this gift.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:32, Reply)
No problem, I think I'll be heading there at some point...

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:32, Reply)
A good burger is a wonderful thing.
Like one of the posters says, a bacon cheeseburger is for life not just for Christmas.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:36, Reply)
I might make burgers for my supper and get chips from the chippy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:37, Reply)
DO THE FUCKING DUCK BURGER YOU CUNT!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:22, Reply)
That's miles away ;'(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:33, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1866904
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:34, Reply)
meh, not worth the journey just for a burger though
what am I some sort of internet fatty?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:37, Reply)
You could go for a burger then have a pint and then come back.
Not the end of the world is it?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:39, Reply)
He should have a couple of pints.
Make a night of it, y'know.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:40, Reply)
no of course not, but still not worth the journey specifically
I mean it's no duck burger
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:40, Reply)
It could be the best burger in london!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:43, Reply)
I just asked Monts if he fancied a burger and a pint tomorrow.
You know, like Tangers says.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:44, Reply)

r g
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:49, Reply)
This is your chance Nakers - BUR93RB4$H!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:52, Reply)
not sure I'm free I'm afraid
think I'm baby badmons sitting
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:53, Reply)
Take her along.
She'd love it.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:53, Reply)
Lucky Chip are currently in Residence at the Sebright Arms
even closer to Monty...

www.sebrightarms.co.uk/ and www.luckychipuk.com/sebright-arms/index
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Looks like they're there during the week and only at Netil Market on saturdays.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:03, Reply)
Duly noted

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:13, Reply)
i think you'd prefer the burger at this restaurant in cardiff
www.sizzleandgrill.co.uk/MAN-v-FOOD.html
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:37, Reply)
what the fuck is wrong with people?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Agreeing with Nakers here.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:39, Reply)
That is fucking scary

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:54, Reply)
But that's miles away :(

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:38, Reply)
I found this picture of B3th's minge
NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:29, Reply)
PHWOAR!
I've always wanted to go there
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:31, Reply)
It's a bit...green?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:32, Reply)
probably the same mould as is on monty's bread

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:33, Reply)
:)
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1838661
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:37, Reply)
Are you filling in in his absence
like a mean out of office reply?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:40, Reply)
I just felt it needed to be said.
using a link I knew you'd have to go through effort to be insulted by.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:40, Reply)
You're basically getting me to bully myself

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:42, Reply)
It's just so much more satisfying that way.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:43, Reply)
It's like watching a dog chase his own tail and bite it

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:45, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O15DXv3Vwg
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:46, Reply)


(Battered., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:44, Reply)
Holy fuck...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Bush needs a trim

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:48, Reply)
Fuck that.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:49, Reply)
what are you some kind of pussy?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Boba Fett lols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:50, Reply)
nah, don't bother,
THE UNITED KINGDOM AND HER EMPIRE.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:36, Reply)
der DER der der derderder der duh DER der der derderder

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:40, Reply)
I bet he drinks Carling black label

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Nope, I'm still struggling to work out what tune this is.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:05, Reply)
Hey you!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:41, Reply)
hi.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:45, Reply)
I'm sensing that you are vexed somehow

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:45, Reply)
just a bit hungover, also, my stupid doctor said I have to wait till Monday to get a note for the gym,
And she's going to charge me 15 fucking quid. Dr Grier? Dr. QUEER more like.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:47, Reply)
Is she Germa(i)n?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Mein Gott!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:41, Reply)
*salutes*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:41, Reply)
GOD BLESS THE QUEEN MUM

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:43, Reply)
Do a Wooflington Thread

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:44, Reply)
nah, gonna go up to the office and play some xbox.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:46, Reply)
I wish i had an xbox in my office :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:47, Reply)
I also have a fridge full of red stripe.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:48, Reply)
ugh, surely you have something nicer than that on tap?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:48, Reply)
I like red stripe, only from the bottle mind.
And I don't drink my own stock.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:50, Reply)
you are a strong man

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:52, Reply)
nah, I just like my bonus.
I'm well aware if I started drinking my own, the staff would notice and have whatever I drink, so I can't pin it on someone else when stocks are down. And at that point wave goodbye to any profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:55, Reply)

us ers

Yeah, I hear booze is bad for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:56, Reply)
Hey Al
Did you get your icons yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:49, Reply)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:07, Reply)
No I cuntfucking didn't.
Did you?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:07, Reply)
Still nothing here either.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:08, Reply)
ROB IS KID FINGERING SPASTIC USELESS MAN.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:09, Reply)
Anyone ever stayed at the Bristol Hotel?
If so is it any good and whats the food like?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:54, Reply)
no soz
planning a weekend away with the misses?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Nah
Work are sending me to Bristol for a week and that where I am staying. I'm sure you'll be up for a pint on the Friday though
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:58, Reply)
I don't live in Bristol anymore

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 15:59, Reply)
Jeff is the resident Bristolian

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:20, Reply)
Well I'm off for a cup of tea
I hope you enjoy the rest of this thread, and in half an hour's time, maybe I'll see you again.
Much love
xx
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:04, Reply)
Missing you already.
xx
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:05, Reply)
new thread started
this one is long, like most of your rude hairs, by the sound of it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:10, Reply)
We need a new thread with less talk of ugly peoples junk.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:24, Reply)
You have the new thread on 2.0

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Feb 2013, 16:25, Reply)

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