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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fuck that Cornish nonce and his 300 posts
wine made me sneeze last night
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:28, 239 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
This, THIS, is the new thread?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)
I'm not doing questions anymore

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)
I TOLD YOU TO GET BEER

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)
i found wine in the house

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)
who's house?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:33, Reply)
Hugh Laurie, I think.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Nooooooooooo
The correct answer was RUNS HOUSE
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:35, Reply)
ma house bebbeh

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:35, Reply)
+in the

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)
Oh FFS
Go away and think about what you've done.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)
Would anyone like to hear about my fruit woes?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:30, Reply)
WOULD I?!
Err, no
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)
*raises hand* OHhhhhhhhh me me me me me me
I WANNA HEAR IT
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)
You're gay?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Did you spill some on your waterproof pants
Whilst showing us pictures of ghastly flats that you might rent and talking about whisky, American literature, home brew, cars, films and computer specs/games? Oh and sheds. And fucking vegetables.

Fuck we"re dull
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:38, Reply)
Hey, that pumpkin was asking for it....

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:39, Reply)
I could talk abotu my failing health again?
I've taken a turn for the worse. I think I'm not long for this world.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)
You'd miss me if I went.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)
I would

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:45, Reply)
Dude. Gay.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:46, Reply)
JUST DON@T DIE MAN!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)
Don't dis shedchat.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:47, Reply)
That red setter gag
may well be your best ever post.

All downhill from here.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)
Fuck you frogman

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:38, Reply)
Calm down, Fido.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)
roflcopters

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Coffee makes me burp

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:31, Reply)
Whiskey makes me violent. I'd fight a bag of shopping after a few whiskies.
Whiskey chat, bebbeh!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:33, Reply)
Whiskey is shit
It makes me want to puke. My ex went sex mad on red wine. This was a great discovery!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Hahaha. I know that red wine horn.
Cheap date!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)
\o/
Fuck yeah

The major problem was she was from Stockton
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:38, Reply)
I hear ya', brother.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Haha my auntie and uncle live in Stockton.
I'll need to have a word with my uncle, but I think they're both teetotal.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:45, Reply)
Is that why people keep trying to get me to like red wine?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)
Yes
You frigid bitch
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)
That or they want you to pass out so they don't have to talk to you? ;-)

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)
I doubt it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)
hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)
Ouch

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:46, Reply)
Oh man. That's harsh.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:47, Reply)
ZING

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:53, Reply)
You are fucking shit
I still get the highest post count in fucking ages.

Oh and it wasn't a child! It was Battered!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)
M day has been cancelled guys.
Well postponed until the 25th. I might cry.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:33, Reply)
+inge

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Oh what?
I'd booked the day off for this.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)
It's a production issue and totally out of their control apparently.
GAAY
(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)
I'm assuming this isn't National M People Day you're talking about?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)
They moved it on up to the 23rd

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:38, Reply)
*searches for the hero*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)
The day my new mattress will be delivered. Check the calendar.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:39, Reply)
You'll be alright.
Search for the hero inside yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)
ahem

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)
OH FFS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:53, Reply)
This made me lol
imgur.com/rMBeZJ1
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:33, Reply)
That one about the bad apple from Tesco was funny

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Oh yes, I liked that one too !
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10151388651518143&set=o.112463368812803&type=1&theater¬if_t=like
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:39, Reply)
It's true. Your Mum does give the best cuddles.
And anal.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)
When she pushes in up to the hilt...

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)
It's true ! Nobody can match her when she puts on her marrygolds and haz-mat suite, makes a fist.
She's very proud, can get half way up your colon.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:47, Reply)
Internet trolling!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Quick mod him, mod him haaaarrrddd

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:38, Reply)
He'd love that, the slag.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)
Happy grandmothers day to meeee !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)
Why are all phone companies dodgy?
I ordered a phone with a free TV, and they're being very very shifty about when it'll be delivered.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:38, Reply)
nicking stuff to order isn't easy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)
I have a feeling they get their commision when I pay my first bill.
So they'll just delay and delay until my first bill goes out and then send it.

I'm not paying a mobile bill before i get a phone though, so fuck em.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)
That's exactly how they work, you get the free gift after you pay your first bill.
But you should get your phone straight away.

What did you get?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:50, Reply)
Nothing so far.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:51, Reply)
ba-boom, try the veal.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:51, Reply)

al +getarian option
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:54, Reply)
They'll text it to you

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)
It's the TVCatchup app

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Hah

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:49, Reply)
BOOM SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE THE ROOM

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)
Looks like I might be exchanging this week
Although I've heard that before. Completion mid-April they're suggesting. I shall wait and see before WOOHOOing though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:45, Reply)
+s

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:47, Reply)
Mid-April before completion?
Yeah, I've had relationships like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:48, Reply)
is this a gender reassignment thing?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:52, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)
Which way are you going?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)
A little from column A
A little from column B
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)
remove column c
and invert
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:24, Reply)
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING ICONS!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:49, Reply)
Email them. I did and got my icons within half an hour.
I don't use them.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:50, Reply)
because you loved Jessie so much?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:50, Reply)
This is just what was available when I last donated.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:51, Reply)
Gaz b3th
She won't be able to do anything, but she likes getting messages.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:50, Reply)
I gazed her like 20 times already
Worst MOD ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:57, Reply)
Don't give up yet.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:59, Reply)
up yer fuckin shitpipe

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:53, Reply)
Fuck's sake.
Rob says " basically the code automatically adds icons - and if it fails I only know about it if people tell me"

So fucking tell him and stop whining at me, you epic spacktard.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:53, Reply)
I don't know which fucking cripple wrote the code for this site but I wouldn't trust them to sit the right way round on a lavatory

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:54, Reply)
clickin dis
I think it was cr3
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)
Do you know what a lavatory is?
I thought all you Frenchies just used pissoirs in the middle of the town square.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:56, Reply)
not originally
it was that bloke who made flickr and whose name escapes me
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Robin Williams?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)
This fella I think
www.iamcal.com/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)
Oh yeah, Cal. That's the chap.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)
Cal
At least that was the one that Bou wankstalked into infinity before she switched to Shambles.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:03, Reply)
Cr3 was still at school when this site was built.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)
That's all very well and good.
But I didn't get my icons either.
Shall I gaz you?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:54, Reply)
No.
Use the mailus form on the front page and tell someone who can actually do something about it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)
B3th
You already told him I didn't get my icons. He knows, he's just being an internet cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:56, Reply)
While you're dealing with mod business, b3th
How come that enormous picture of Keith Chegwin was never removed?
Were you off your box on prescription drugs all weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:57, Reply)
ever since "Naked Jungle" b3th has had a wet spot for Cheggers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:57, Reply)
Yeah, the "Severn estuary"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:59, Reply)
largest tidal range in britain

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)
*rides wave*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)
massive bore wash, so I hear.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)
Dunno.
I can go and remove it now, but it's probably a bit late.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:59, Reply)
My internet experience has already been marred.
I'm looking for compensation now.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)
Why should I go running to that ginger bellend?
I paid my money. It not my fault his system is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)
kiddie fingering spunk stain

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:57, Reply)
Email them and get your icons, or don't and don't get them.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Or I can rant about it for ever
I have more than two options!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:59, Reply)
So I stupidly offered the auto glass guy tea or coffee
I don't drink tea or coffee. He wants milk. The only milk I have is left over from the last tea drinking cunt i had round here which she put in the wrong fridge so it survived my anal "must throw away opened foodstuff" cull.

Do I give him coffee with a splash of 4 day out of date milk? Or do I give him black coffee when he asked for white?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:59, Reply)
Go black

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)
No going back.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)
smell it, it's probably fine

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)
It smells like your foreskin

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)
It smells of tangles mum?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)
Uh?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:08, Reply)
That's what she said.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)
blow job.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)
I'm still in my pyjamas
They have penguins on them. It's not really a blow job kind of look, you know?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)
you answer the door in your pyjamas?
Common. As. Muck.
I bet you go down aldi in your onesie and dog slippers.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)
Fur coat, no knickers.
She's rich, not posh.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)
Darling I don't allow tradesmen into the block
I put jeans on to go down.

He has the roof down and the windscreen out, looks bloody weird. Poor little car.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)
euphamismoverdoselols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:09, Reply)
You're on heat today
Ask pj if you can borrow his glove of love
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:12, Reply)
paneerlols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:13, Reply)
You could totally do the "looks like you've blown a seal" gag.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)
Gagging is for amateurs

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)
depends on the size, I would imagine.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:14, Reply)
"imagine" my arse!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)
*imagines*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:17, Reply)
imagines in widescreen
nope still doesnt fit
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:27, Reply)
I've already got a perfect mental picture, sweetie. No imagination is necessary.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:28, Reply)
I'LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)
EVERYTHING@S A BLOW JOB LOOK

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)
Oh hun.... honestly....
If a guy is complaining about your attire whilst receiving a blowjob from you, then he's probably just not that interested in you. as a female.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:25, Reply)
OR
tell him you don't have any milk and would he like black coffee?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)
He's down at the car
I'm up in the flat. I'm not making two trips fuck that
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)
Do you not "do" shops in Kensington?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)
Yes but the selfish cunts right at the end of the street had their lease forfeited
The nearest one is 3 mins away. Fuck that, he's getting it with cheesy old milk
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)
One lump or two?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)
just throw the coffee out of the window at him

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:03, Reply)
Like kroney's glasses
That was lol
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:05, Reply)
RIP glasses.
somewhere on the Met line to Aldgate.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)
You epic failure

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:07, Reply)
It wasn't my fault! It was office girl. She was being a drunken spaz.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:07, Reply)
Did you bang it?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:08, Reply)
Dude that's his wife!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:10, Reply)
Proper wife or work wife?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:11, Reply)
No then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:11, Reply)
Hahaha.
It's funny because it is true.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:13, Reply)
This feels like bullying.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:24, Reply)
Shout out the window
"Yooo - hoooo ! I said Yoooo hooo ! Mister Manual Labour person !"
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:30, Reply)
Are you not lactating?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)
I know I am

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)
Not right this minute

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)
milky milky anal splash

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:18, Reply)
hey.
I'm still in a bad mood.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 11:59, Reply)
MOAR bacon based dangerwanks

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)
I might get some doctor pepper.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)
What's the worst that could happen

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:03, Reply)
I used to love dr pepper zero
But then I discovered sainsbury's diet dandelion and burdock and this shit just blew wide open
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)
Zero/Diet = pop fail

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:05, Reply)
But enough about your red setter.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:05, Reply)
Fuck off
Nakers will pay for that, oh yes he will pay
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:08, Reply)
I am truly terrified

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:15, Reply)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)
bacon based dangerwanks

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)
\o/
That's the worst thing?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:05, Reply)
If you're a pig.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:05, Reply)
Autoerotic something something

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:07, Reply)
What a way to go though

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:07, Reply)
AIDs?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)
Please sir what is nonce?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)
that priest that put his winky in your bot bot when you were a child.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:03, Reply)
my knee hurts

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)
want me to kiss it better?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:09, Reply)
yes pls

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:14, Reply)
WHY ARE YOU SO PISSY B3TH?
I didn't think people your age still got periods!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)
She needs a sponge on a stick

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)
Who doesn't?
Ample sponges for all.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:07, Reply)
I wouldn't say she was thick but when the chemist asked her what her flow was like, she said wood.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:08, Reply)
NO OAK FLOORING CHAT

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:08, Reply)

women.webmd.com/guide/menstrual-blood-problems-clots-color-and-thickness
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:10, Reply)
I may not click that

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:12, Reply)
Consistency and taste vary.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:12, Reply)
Hi lunch!
Nice to see you again
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:13, Reply)
It's like my cheesy milk but strawberry flavoured

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:15, Reply)
Hi breakfast!
Nice to see you again too
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)
I don't think I have ever salivated this much.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)
Yes you have
Over monty's arse remember?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:19, Reply)
That's right.
He was touching my mancunt last night!! Dorty bastard.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:22, Reply)
Oh is your manhunt your bottbott?
I assumed you just lifted up your stomach and let him dive right in.....
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:25, Reply)
Hahahaha.
That sounds sexy.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:28, Reply)
I'm aroused.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)
I just have no sympathy for people who continue to whine when a valid solution is offered to them.
Now behave. If you upset the mods, they'll throw the book at you.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:13, Reply)
Cornish mods

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:14, Reply)
roffle

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:15, Reply)
My wife is not Cornish
She is a part Spanish, Part Native American mongrel
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:17, Reply)
Part darts player

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:18, Reply)

re . + O
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:18, Reply)
Amorican? Mongol?
No, she's not from Mongolia.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:21, Reply)
Chuckabuk tribe

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Rubbish solution!
Now I have my icons and I didn't have to email the GT so who wins? Me thats who and you're still a shit mod
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:14, Reply)
Your face is shit.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:15, Reply)
Only after you shit on it!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)
WHAT?????

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)
B3TH SHIT ON MY FACE!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:17, Reply)
+and told me that you loved me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:18, Reply)
The taste of her ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
the standards of Katy Perry sink even lower
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:20, Reply)
is this an order or a exclamation?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:18, Reply)
It's his letter to Jim'll Fix It.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:19, Reply)
Its a proclamation

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:19, Reply)
Go walk 1000 miles

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:20, Reply)
STAY ABOUT FROM PHILLIE'S FACE

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:17, Reply)
I wouldn't worry, he's always got his head in a book

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:19, Reply)

head book
a book the head
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:20, Reply)
RATM's follow up etc.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:21, Reply)
*gives a shot out to the living dead*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:22, Reply)
What the fuck is this favouritism?
PJ gets his icons, but WHERE ARE MINE???
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:20, Reply)
errrrr
there
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:21, Reply)
Get Gonz to sort it
B3th is just shit
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:22, Reply)
GONZ FOR TOP MOD!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:24, Reply)
I never knew Gonz had proper mod powers

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:32, Reply)
Well I never

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:33, Reply)
This goes beyond mod powers.
The boy is magic.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:33, Reply)
Whoa

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:33, Reply)
Oh Oh
Its Magic,
You know!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:34, Reply)
He could have given us a few extra icons
in compensation though
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:34, Reply)
Yeah I don't really like any of these new ones.
I might put my old one back.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:35, Reply)
After all the moaning?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:47, Reply)
Shiny lovely new thread
Free to first 100 posters
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)

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