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While we're on a taboo day.Is there anything that really makes you lol that most other people find really seriously properly offended?
Alt: I started the new Tomb Raider game last night, it's pretty amazing, very cinematic.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:07,
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Isn't there a rape scene in it?The internet was up in arms about it earlier.
In answer to your phone question, I'm getting a samsung galaxy Xcover. i want a waterproof and smash resistant phone.
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PhillieJoe could probably make you one.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:10,
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Well he claimed to own Cornwall earlier.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:12,
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I haven't heard that, but it doesn't suprise me, it's quite an adult themed game.Did you look at the phone before you bought it =S
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:16,
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Yeah, it's a step down from my S2but seeing as 4 out of the last 5 phones I've had have broken before they reached the end of the 24 month contract i wanted something hardy.
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That's what insurance and cases are for.www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/features/sony-xperia-z-review-waterproof-and-preposterously-highresolution--its-a-classy-phone-for-big-hands-8499991.html
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:23,
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get a shorter contract or stop being a phone mong(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:24,
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I did and now I have internet on my new tvwhat do you have on your new tv?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:31,
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OUCH(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:33,
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I retold that talk joke by mongychops about the watching the film with the sonto my work colleagues. Seems that's one.
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Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:09,
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/talk has all the best jokes(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:10,
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They belong to us now.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:12,
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All your base are belong to us(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:14,
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hahaha!That is why I love working in our office. That kind of joke is acceptable in here
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:11,
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'what do you get when you cross Ben Fogle with LSD?'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:20,
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I have a Tshirt with this pic on it 
I find it hilarious but every single time I have worn it someone has had a go at me
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Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:12,
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Seems worth it, it was aaaaages ago now.Another 3 years and you can legally have sex with someone who wasn't even born then.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:18,
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I remember that day very clearlyI was in Newquay and just stepped into a Mexican themed bar as the second plane hit
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:20,
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I was at work in RedruthA few printouts made it down on to the factory floor from the offices but no-one really new much until we got home and put the telly on
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Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:24,
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those people that jumped are fucking cowards and traitors to America(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:39,
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Who Kris Kross(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:41,
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jew jokes are disgustingthey should be wiped from the face of the earth
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:16,
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Adam Sandler's not _that_ bad, is he?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:19,
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nothing off the top of my head. Except I have an Impaled Nazarene tshirt, that depicts jesus with a stake through the bottom of his chin and out of his mouth that doesn't always go down well.
Just had my induction at the new gym after a week of being fucked about. Cheered me right up.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:17,
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Is it the same Gym where you was teasing the fat guy in the poolby timing your sips of beer?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:19,
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yeah, They wouldn't let me use any gear until I got a note from my doctor, which took the stupid bitch a week to produce.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:22,
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That made me laugh, for them that missed itb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1866281
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:25,
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My brother and I had matching 'Adolf Hitler: European Tour' shirts when I was maybe 13 and he 16.If anyone was offended they didn't say owt though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:21,
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Wait, Monty's brother is your stepdad?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:25,
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*falls off dangly metal thing down long metal tube*(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:36,
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NoMontys brothers son is my step dad, Monty is way too old for your way to work
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Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:36,
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I once saw an "Age of concent: world tour" t-shirt that was lol(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:42,
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nice. There's a guy at my local that seems to only have offensive tshirts.
Rape scenes, porn, offensive words, band album covers that are risqué and so on.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:56,
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he looks like I imagine dozer would look if he was fat. All metal in his face and baggy "camo" trousers.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:59,
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I bet he shops at teh Army Surplus shop on the way to Cumnor Hill(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:00,
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Why do all fat, long-haired nerds always seem to have ankle-length leather coats?(
Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:01,
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this is something I've mentioned beforeI think they think it makes them look hard, and being made of leather everyone can see that they've spent good money on it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:01,
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It can't be thatThey never look as though they've spent good money on them.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:07,
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they are always very bad jackets. I wear a leather everywhere though, an old biker one like the ramones wore, probably makes me just as much of a prick.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:32,
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yeah, that's about 5 mins from my house. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:01,
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You've been in Windy's house?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:05,
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I have a cup of tea and a YorkieI feel like I should carry some bricks somewhere
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:35,
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Alright old beanI am in one of those annoyingly chipper moods and have been for a good couple of weeks. I think it is in direct correlation to my missus getting stressed about potential house buying...
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you don't want to buy?I'm looking to buy another place this year, or maybe two. I'm dreading it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:43,
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Yep Never been of interest to me owning a gaaff TBH, but realised that we earn more than enough to do so and with the housing market still depressed its an ideal time.
Ah yes reread, yeah put an offer in on a place but the missus gets stressed when she cant control circumstances,
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hmmmpossibly: However I would counter that it is common practise in most parts of the world, It also allows you to do away with a lot of the hassles of repairs etc.
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i find chasing landlords more of a pain than just doing something yourselflots of people in the world also like to cut the tops of their cocks off, doesn't make it a good idea
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:53,
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why is that? cos it can't hide under your foreskin?or do gay men not like round heads
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:04,
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Even HIV doesn't like Jews.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:04,
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It can, anywhere you can get bodily fluids can hold aidsand also the threory is that it makes condom use easier.
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roofing? Boiler? etc. etc.there are many advantages to renting, but I have swayed to becoming a homo Ner
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The thing that is funny about this is that you have no more of a clue about a hod carrier's job than you do about a nuclear physicist's.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:43,
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i did loads of labouring when i was a teenagerAlthough i once got a 200 year old nail through my foot and had to havea tetanus jab and couldn't really walk :oS
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:46,
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it was one of those square ones, and was bent in the middle and split a bitit really hurt
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:46,
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Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:50,
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How about.....(
Peej, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:54,
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That's pretty effective.I vote this becomes the new standard for all convoluted strikethroughs.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:01,
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Nakers on a building sitewww.lyricsoncall.com/lyrics/the-houghton-weavers/murphy-and-the-bricks-lyrics.html
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:53,
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*cup of tea and Yorkie high-fives*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:52,
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No I don't find anything funny.Alt: I couldn't be arsed picking that up, will probably grab it when it's cheap, but I just can't sum up any enthusiasm for it.
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Theoban What of it, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 15:38,
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I might buy it. I might not.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:01,
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most things reallyi only get wound up about a small number of topics like animal cruelty or female circumcision ("my grandma said that circumcised women make tastier rice" being the most incredible explanation given by one 'cutter').
alt: gaming sucks. but i did download streetfighter ii onto my ipad. i've played it once, i think.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:05,
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Why did no one explain this to me before?I'm all for tastier rice.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:06,
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mayeb they steam it in the pouch created by the circumcision making it nice and sticky with a fragrant "thai fish sauce" overtone(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:07,
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and tighter women who are denied the pleasure of sex to make it more pleasurable for menthat is some tasty tasty rice
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:08,
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Circumcised women can still have orgasms from g-spot stimulation though, right?Not that I'm saying that they're all moaning Marys that ought to accept the tradeoff of better rice, or anything.
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Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:17,
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Woah hang on thereWomen are meant to be getting pleasure from sex, why the fuck havent I been told about this?
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There's a lips joke in here somewhere(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:08,
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Rice does need to be tastey.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:08,
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There is a great deal of difference between egg fried rice and good egg fried rice(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:15,
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ah yes, however if you can't plan aheadthen simply spreading the just cooked rice onto a baking tray so it's nice and cool, is the next best thing
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:28,
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Clearly i ma more of a fatty and need more spce for my rice(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:30,
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it's the little things that make itthe basic recipe is super simple
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:24,
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Battered makes good rice?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:26,
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But, but, but....He's a TOTAL cunt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:27,
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I bet he is about to post from the pub in a minuteso that will make him a cunt
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:28,
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My lips are sealed+in a hospital wastebag
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:29,
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I think he's got the "French disease" if you know what I mean.**you probably wont
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Apart from the last 12 months or soBadAIDS
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:25,
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12 hours or so.I've been in perfect health the rest of the year, you little shit }:(
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Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:26,
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LIES!You've been complaining about being poorly for longer than that
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:28,
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"there there"Are you going to make the curry tonight? A good hot Indians could unleash the snot
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:30,
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A lot of people IRL seem to get annoyed by the word 'cunt'so I have to stop myself saying it too often.
Alt: I bought every TR game up to Anniversary, but never finished one of them. I used to like the puzzle aspect, but the FPS bits freaked me right out.
/flid
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:23,
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In my experience it is only really cunts who have a problem with it.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:24,
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In the original Tomb RaiderI had to get my mum past the difficult fights. No co-ordination. She kept running into walls and dying.
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Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:25,
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The only bit I had to get DJ to help me withwas the big dinosaur.
That's where I've got up to on Anniversary, which is mostly why I've not played it for about three years.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:27,
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Yeah, I remember helping her with that one, too.Leaping about she'd worked out by that time. Shooting she'd also managed. Leaping AND shooting though, she'd go completely to pieces.
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Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:30,
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What annoyed me was that they changed the controls every bastard game.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:32,
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you were using a different console sweethearthth xx
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:34,
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I still can't get my hed around your mum playing computer games?How old is she?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:29,
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57Her guild has a presence in games I haven't even heard of.
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Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:31,
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My mum, likes cooking, gardening, walking the dog and historyShe has just learnt to emaiul in the last 6 months
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:33,
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Is that sending messages to Hawaii?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:34,
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Not while I'm having a drink, do you fucking mind?*wipes down keyboard*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:36,
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My mum likes history, fast cars, computer gamesand hates cooking, gardening and dogs.
My mum is way cooler than you'll ever be. At 57.
My grandad got into hi-def TV at 82
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Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:34,
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Variety is the spice of life(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:35,
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There's something unnatural about this relationship.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:32,
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Oh my godOld people in 'technology' shocker.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:33,
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My Dad is scared of the phone(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:33,
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My dad is one of those people who buys every new bit of technology that comes along.Though, to be fair, he was trained in electronic engineering.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:34,
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just sayin, it's well out of my experience(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:34,
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It's because you think "computer games are shit" is a valid opinion to hold.This is mainly because you are ignorant, but there could be two other explanations. Firstly you're bent, and secondly you're a spastic.
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they are pretty shit when you're over 20 years old(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:38,
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My mum has one of those headsets with a micand talks to people in Manchester etc whilst high end gaming.
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Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:42,
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do they tell her to "go and make a sammich"?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:43,
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Your inability to grasp that you're the weird one in this conversationmakes me chuckle, Nakers.
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Kroney, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:44,
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I think everyone has gone all Captain Placid on us(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:55,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 16:56,
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