Seeing as there is no one around I’ll post
So Regrets, I've had a few, but then again, too few to mention
What do you regret?

Alt: Who would you like to go out with on the piss?

Alt:alt: Who would you tell to piss off?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:43, 205 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

YM
To all three.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:47, Reply)

Also: in the First World Problems department, Amazon haven't delivered the Dark Graphic Novels I ordered.
Cunts.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:48, Reply)

Avagabond
Give AB his account back
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:49, Reply)

Actually these comics aren't really that dark.
Well, the Punisher is, but the current Daredevil really isn't, in fact if anything, it's rather swashbuckling.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:50, Reply)

I don't really know enough about comics to comment

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:52, Reply)

If I were you, I'd call me a tragic wanker before Monty gets here, or you'll lose all yer OT street cred.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:53, Reply)

you sad prick.
Do you also play Tragic: The Saddening?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:54, Reply)

Mate, I even play World of Warcraft dressed as an elf.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:55, Reply)

still, at least you don't larp.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:56, Reply)

Always LARP before you Leap

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:57, Reply)

In all fairness, LARPERS are a step up from WOWers.
At least they leave the house.
And they're both better than furries.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:07, Reply)

What the blue hell is a furrie?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:08, Reply)

Put the words 'Furries in heat' into google images.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:10, Reply)

Is this a trick?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:12, Reply)

Just broadening your world Harters.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:15, Reply)

What the FUCK people that have watched one to many
Episodes of Thundercats?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:15, Reply)

Thundercats is shit.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:15, Reply)

Was.
Still better than He-man
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:17, Reply)

Mate, Nakers is better than He-Man.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:21, Reply)

Any cartoon that tried to put a moral in it was shit

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:24, Reply)

Family Guy and American Dad do this constantly
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:43, Reply)

Probs why I don't watch them
Give me "Robot Chicken" anyday
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:48, Reply)

Whoa, whoa, WHOA!
Thundercats was awesome!

Mask was shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:36, Reply)

Fucking furry.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:47, Reply)

I shared a flat with a desperate WoW addict for a while
he was always on Vent shouing inane commands at other fat spotty folk

I'd ask if he was coming down the pub and he wouldn't reply for a few minutes then he'd suddenly shout PALADINS GET IN THERE, KEEP TANKING THE BOSS OH GOD SOMEONE HEAL THE DRUID or some other inanity
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:10, Reply)

Is that like that LEEEERRRROOOOOYYYYYYYYYYY JEEEENNNNNNNNKIIIINNNNNSSSS shit?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:11, Reply)

I've never understood this fetish
Or the teens who dress up like Manga cartoons on a Saturday afternoon in Manchester.

You have to be really disliked by the world to take that up for attention.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:15, Reply)

Are they as annoying as these pricks?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvA-Vm2eppA
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:22, Reply)

yes!!!
That's them though, rolling about drunk, having plastic swordfights.

Stupid cunts
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:33, Reply)

That was shit
I bet Emvee zooms in on that sort
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:38, Reply)

Here's Emvee being a virginal liar
b3ta.com/questions/allwentwrong/post1884386
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:53, Reply)

He really needs to start each tale with “I'm making this up for the entertainment value”*
Maybe he wouldn’t come across as such pervy, creepy balloon headed nonce

Not really entertaining but still it may help him stop looking like a FUCKING DICK all the time
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:00, Reply)

Also: what mod cunt deleted Frank's awesome populol image?
If it was that fucking b3th she should be traded in for a better one.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:01, Reply)

Fuck Cred. As for Monty and the London crew they are all at a secret B4sh

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:54, Reply)

Monty's a 39 year old who still dresses like a roadie and has a drug habit and no money.
He's hardly well placed to be calling anyone tragic.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:13, Reply)

Monty, yesterday

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:19, Reply)

Needs moar Motorhead t-shirts.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:24, Reply)

Does the drugs make your pupils go to nothing?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:59, Reply)

Oh, Gonz.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:00, Reply)

Alright Badger?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:25, Reply)

Do you regret that you're not a bit more like Monty?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:19, Reply)

Not really, no.
I'm in no way saying Monty's a nob, mind; I like him a lot.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:23, Reply)

DG in 'liking cocks' shocker!

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:23, Reply)

The male hen makes a very tasty meal, it's true.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:26, Reply)

Oh. Oh right.
thanks 'friend'. No really. Thanks. Thanks a lot 'friend'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:23, Reply)

Wuv oo!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:24, Reply)

Now say something about my collection of Spider-Man t-shirts.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:25, Reply)

GO WEB GO

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:27, Reply)

They were normal black y-fronts when he bought them.
He added the branding himself.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:00, Reply)

Which thinking about it, it's better than someone else branding your underpants.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:00, Reply)

Eve's Gonz
Sozz didn't notice the post
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:15, Reply)

whats the latest gossip on the secret B4sh?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:25, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1881668
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:40, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1888227
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:42, Reply)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaaaaahahaha
etc
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:58, Reply)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaaaaahahaha
"Graphic Novels"

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaaaahahahahaaaaa
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:57, Reply)

SUP FRANKIE
How is MOMO?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:57, Reply)

alright HH
Momo is settling down for the night, he's gone back in his cage and is stuffing his stupid face with parrot food in preparation for falling asleep on one leg
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:58, Reply)

Surround his cage with mirrors whilst he is asleep

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:01, Reply)

he'd just assume he was in a James Bond film
then go back to sleep probably
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:02, Reply)

Or that Bruce Lee one

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:04, Reply)

or an upmarket brothel

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:05, Reply)

Or PlumDozers bathroom

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:07, Reply)

my sentiments exactly.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:59, Reply)

I see you made it on the pouLOL page

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:01, Reply)

Now this is more like it.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:11, Reply)

Well that was bound to be said
I'm glad it was you that said it.

Sup AB
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:48, Reply)

I regret never being asked to replace Ritchie Blackmore in Deep Purple
Alt: no one

Alt2: everyone
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:57, Reply)

Tough break not being asked, what a bunch of wankers
Alt:alt: even me :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 18:59, Reply)

I had an egret once, so that answers all three questions.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:02, Reply)

Best of all birds
APART FROM MOMO OF COURSE
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:03, Reply)

Momo is the best bird
/ac
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:04, Reply)

^^ What he said ^^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:06, Reply)

Je regrette rien
AltAlt. Piers Morgan, Kerry Katona, Vanessa Feltz
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:04, Reply)

Mr GJ what do we owe the pleasure of this visit?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:09, Reply)

Im lurking daily. Just when I finally have time to reply, the world has moved on.

Stupid work, interrupting my skiving time.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:11, Reply)

If it's a male that deprives you of B3ta punch him in the ear
If it's a woman punch them in the tits
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:16, Reply)

hi.
I regret starting a relationship with a woman who gets so ill she might die, so I have to stay in, when it's the opening night of a friends new restaurant.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:21, Reply)

She still I'll?
How many bottles of IPA are left?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:22, Reply)

yeah, been down since Saturday.
Still got 5,but I had 2 sierra nevada first.

To be fair, opening night at restaurants are worse than private views at art galleries, 90% cunts who haven't a clue what they're on about.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:30, Reply)

My curry night got cancelled on me WP
So I've had a takeaway, the local place makes fresh Nan's you can mix up the dough content, I had a Chicken Balti with chilli and lemon Nan bread (they are about the size of a dustbin lid) I'm stuffed
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:36, Reply)

nice.
I've got a cracking but if stew from Monday, crusty bread, beers. I'm not really miserable at all.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:45, Reply)

\o/
*Foodfives*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:46, Reply)

I don't know why people don't like you hh.
You seem Alreet to me.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:56, Reply)

Thats because I'm weird or some shit that started when I first started posting
People thought I was Al, Bobby and somebody called Spakkman....
Mud sticks if you throw enough.

I'm safe in the knowledge that I like everyone on this site
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:12, Reply)

All the things I haven't done and none of the things I have done.
Alt: Hartley Hare off of the internet.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:35, Reply)

Oh wait
Sorry, that is my answer to the Altalt q.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:36, Reply)

Wow shocker Tangles says yet another thing to show how much he dislikes me :(
I'm gutted where did all this hatred come from?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:38, Reply)

Love you
xx
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:39, Reply)

NO, No you don't
I'm expecting a few slurred battered & Stunned posts before 10pm
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:41, Reply)

I love e everyone
Just another way that I'm very like our lord and saviour Jesus christ
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:42, Reply)

You're just like the Baby Jesus

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:45, Reply)

Nail on head
Tbh I miss the little fucker a bit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:46, Reply)

Keep with the BD
BD farts nails
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:50, Reply)

Why are you called hartley hare?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:54, Reply)

This old school programme from when I was a Kid
Hartley is every thing this site reminds me off

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWf4ENrsl2I&NR=1&feature=endscreent
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:05, Reply)

I dont regret nuthin
Alright, I'm off to see Django in a bit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:40, Reply)

Sitting on the back row?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:42, Reply)

By myself :(
Kroney said I couldn't go with him and his wife
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:43, Reply)

He's at the SECRET B4SH
:(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:44, Reply)

I like breasts

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:56, Reply)

alright dozer.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:57, Reply)

alright Windington
You know that music I gazzed you? I listened to some Labradford earlier, it's a similar feel.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 19:59, Reply)

A friend of mine is interviewing all the members of labradford for a piece he is writing for the quietus.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:08, Reply)

that's cool.
A friend of mine has been asked to DJ on the Boiler Room.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:11, Reply)

haha "DJ"
so, put some CDs in a CD player and press play then

haha
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:24, Reply)

Frank will you post some Jimmy Hendix guitar stuff?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:30, Reply)

here's a surprising Frank fact, I do not like and have never liked Hendrix

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:55, Reply)

But he can play a mean guitar

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:58, Reply)

well no, he's dead

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:07, Reply)

OK could
Did....Used to...
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:11, Reply)

yes, but his songs were shit
I mean, fair play if you like guitar solos

but really

his songs were for the most part shit
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:25, Reply)

It's all about the Guitar

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:28, Reply)

yes
but

his songs were shit
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:28, Reply)

his covers were superb.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:29, Reply)

[citation required]

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:30, Reply)

Fuck if PD is white knighting me.....YOU WON

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:34, Reply)

I'm not white knighting anyone.
Hendrix's cover versions were, on the whole, superb. If anything, I'm agreeing with Frank, Hendrix's own songs, in the main, aren't a patch on the covers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:40, Reply)

[citation required]

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:43, Reply)

oh wait, you mean Wild Thing?
or ... let me check ... Johnny B Goode?

soz, those are shit
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:44, Reply)

All Along the Watchtower
Hey Joe

I'm tired, that's just two. Can't think of any more off the top of my head.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:46, Reply)

is Hey Joe really great? really?
I thought the intro was good, until I found out he nicked it

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fu3jd05R-I

mind you, that tune also gave Deep Purple the riff to Black Night
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:49, Reply)

Hey Joe's a great tune.
I fucking love Johnny Cash as well, he was a man who made other people's songs his own.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:52, Reply)

We have so much in common !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:59, Reply)

dunno, fairly certain I'd remember if I ever looked in the pan and saw a bloody mass of my own intestines staring up at me after my morning dump
but hey, believe what you want you sinister little inveterate masturbator
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:25, Reply)

you know what frank.
This time, I agree with you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:33, Reply)

GET THEE TO MUMSNET

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:37, Reply)

there's a lot more to it than that, Frank

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:44, Reply)

Have you seen Franks mad Guitar skillz? 111o111

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:45, Reply)

admit it, you're an iPod shuffle in expensive shoes

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:56, Reply)

expensive clown
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:57, Reply)

no, shuffle is a random selection.
DJing is not random.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:30, Reply)

if you're using real records, then I agree,
If you're just using cds and beat matching then it's fairly straightforward if you have a decent and ranged music taste
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 20:58, Reply)

and here you hit on dozer's Achilles heel.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:11, Reply)

No picking on PD he's had a rough day

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:12, Reply)

I like dozer.
he's alright really.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:15, Reply)

I like everyone on this site EVEN you

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:16, Reply)

nah, it's OK, you can keep it.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:19, Reply)

Lost me there Wilf??????
keep what?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:20, Reply)

you always are

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:22, Reply)

O.................K.....................

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:23, Reply)

Fuck off hippy

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:27, Reply)

I'm very far from being a Hippy
But I have mellowed in my old age
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:30, Reply)

I could show you a picture that says different.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:36, Reply)

DO IT!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:48, Reply)

COPY ME IN

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:49, Reply)

nah, CDJs don't make it that much easier. you still need to cue, match speeds, keep the tracks in sync
And the actual mixing part isn't that difficult. Yeah, there are DJs like Zabiela and Dave Clarke who are incredibly skilled, but most of DJing us about selection and sequencing. Shit hot mixing with shit tunes is still a shit DJ, great tunes with patchy skills is much more preferable. Obviously, the best case scenario is impeccable skills with impeccable selection, and creative mixing does bring a lit more to the table than just lining up the kick drums, knocking off the bass, bringing it in for 16 bars, switching the bass over and bringing it out.

Fuck it Windypops, I've never let you down with links to tunes, I'll hook you up to some cracking mixes. I expect you'll prefer breaks and techno to house.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:27, Reply)

so, you think which CD to press play on
then while it's playing

you think which CD to play next

shit, I'm in awe, you guys are like concert pianists or something
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:29, Reply)

there's more to it than that.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:31, Reply)

I'm a psytrance man, techno I'm not in to.
I guess maybe I don't understand it, but what you described doesn't sound that hard.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:31, Reply)

the 16 bars, swap bass, cut thing is simple
But there are plenty of incredibly creative DJs doing very complicated things with time signatures and shit.

You fancy linkage?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:34, Reply)

no

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:34, Reply)

I was asking Windypops.
Soz Frank. Maybe another time.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:37, Reply)

yes

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:52, Reply)

nah, I linked WP.
I like him.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:53, Reply)

OUCH

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:54, Reply)

I know, man, I know.
I'm a pretty cruel guy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:55, Reply)

One day you will blossom into a beautiful butterfly

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:58, Reply)

if it's matching time signatures that are complimentary but not conventionally joined,
I'll stick to live stuff. I'm more impressed by a band using crazy time signatures, than a man who can hear them and mix them.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:42, Reply)

what's a "crazy" time signature?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:58, Reply)

how are time signatures "complimentary" ?
how are they "conventionally joined"?

there's so much I could learn from this thread
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:59, Reply)

don't be a dick frank.
With a bit if skill 4-4 can blend to a 7-8, but it's hard work. Zappa loved doing bars of 8-8 for 3 then a 9-8 then back to 8-8 then 4-8 5-8 8-8

Timr signatures are fluid.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:04, Reply)

oh, and polymetrics, and off set triples.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:07, Reply)

Drum n bass used to have loads of rhythmic complexity
It went all loop based.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:10, Reply)

what are those?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:12, Reply)

Google it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:14, Reply)

I did, it just took to me "plymetrics" which looks like aerobics

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:15, Reply)

and "offset triples" seems to be some kind of valve
I'm lost here
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:17, Reply)

I don't understand, in what way is a time signature fluid?

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:11, Reply)

1234567 1, 2, 3, 4
that's not really hard work
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:12, Reply)

it doesn't matter.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:14, Reply)

I'm trying to learn here and you're not helping me
share your wisdom, teach me these secrets please
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:16, Reply)

wait, I get it now
1234567 1, 2, 3, 4

is when they're "conventionally joined" but

1234567 NIGNOG BANANA 1, 2, 3, 4

would be unconventional right? am I learning now? this is fun
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:18, Reply)

I'm ready to open my offset triple valve now and get my plymetric leotard on

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:19, Reply)

1234567 I LIKE THAT JACKET YOU'RE WEARING 1, 2, 3, 4
must be complimentary time signatures

I understand now! thank you so much!
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:21, Reply)

isn't 8/8 just 4/4 with eighth notes?
and 4/8, isn't that the same thing in 2/4?

I don't know really, I'm just talking about things I don't fully understand, I might throw a long word in in a minute
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:15, Reply)

no.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:21, Reply)

oh
sorry

what's the difference then?
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:22, Reply)

because I thought a bar of 4/4 had eight eighth notes in it

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:23, Reply)

9 bar has loads of 8ths in em DERRRRRRRRRRR

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:26, Reply)

I don't even know what that means

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:27, Reply)

YES YOU DO
ADMIT IT DAMMIT
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:37, Reply)

so why classify things as 4/8 if there is no such thing?
It's about the pulse of the music. It's more prominent in classical pieces, but it's to do with phrasing. You know this shit.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:28, Reply)

hey, I was only asking

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:32, Reply)

you know better frank.
I'm an idiot pretending to know about music by posting long words. I really only play kazoo.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:23, Reply)

PD stop messing about and agree with somebody for once
I MEAN JUST ONCE WOULD THAT HURT?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:32, Reply)

I agree with Tangers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:34, Reply)

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( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:36, Reply)

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(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:07, Reply)

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(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 21:54, Reply)

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( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 6 Mar 2013, 22:04, Reply)