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Generic rant threadWhat is boiling your piss RIGHT NOW?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:09,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:10,
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Needs Moarsodomy with a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:16,
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Nakers Monkey Ball Face(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:11,
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The Rain(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:11,
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It cant rain all the time/film
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:12,
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Sportscrow(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:14,
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Is it in the pint glass?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:14,
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EA (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:11,
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GREEDY BASTARDS(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:11,
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yeah, his rudeness dwarfs other peoples on here(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:15,
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If he could just be a smidget more polite(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:18,
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show a little respect(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:29,
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shall i go round hers with my cattle prod and "turning oar"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:15,
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A Tefal kettle.I hate my staff and their tea break starts in a few minutes.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:15,
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Piss in the kettle(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:17,
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I forgot to put a question mark on the end(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:19,
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I really am WTN(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:19,
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SP(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:24,
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You're doing kettles wrong you want a Kenwoode(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:17,
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Ys thatte righte, Samuelle Pepyyes?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:18,
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The DWPI have applied for a grant for travel expenses so I can attend my dear gran's funeral next week - a road trip of some 4 hours each way and they will not stump up for an overnight stay.
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Get loaksey to drive you it will turn into a 8 hour journey each way
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:18,
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I do sympathiseI had a shit three weeks ago and the council haven't been round to flush the toilet for me
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I know how you feelThe company I work for haven't paid for my shopping once...no matter how many times I fill in the expenses form. Selfish cunts.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:28,
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it's a fucking disgraceI didn't even have enough dole money to buy scratchcards and vodka this week
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I feel sorry for the people that can't be bothered to workI have a dream that one day everyone in the world will be unemployed except me. Then I can pay for everyone's scratchcards and vodka.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:35,
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I don't see why people should have to work if their parents didn'tyou can't start destroying people's traditions and culture like that
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Enough!All of my family have always worked. Even the ones that were immigrants. OK?
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no you numptyMy mothers parents were Ukrainian and worked all their lives since arriving in England.
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Hello purpledorisI have never met you but I'll take Monty's vouching for you as "a good thing". I'm aware that you've been on here for a while and that what has happened to you is bad but to expect that people on here won't take the piss is somewhat of a shortsighted view, m'kay?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 16:16,
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I for one welcome our new mauverlord(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 16:31,
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I am disappointed this didnt get any comments(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 16:37,
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like an overlord but mauve i.e. purple(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 16:54,
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I'm guessing "I for one welcome our [something] overlords" is a bit of a meme.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 17:27,
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Lighty you still about?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 17:54,
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b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=21103
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 16:24,
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Not even cuttlefish on the NHS?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 16:23,
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whoah hang on. Immigrants? This changes everything.You're on your own you Windrush wanker.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 16:20,
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What!!You knew all this. Grandad was imprisoned by the Germans and allowed to live as he was a trained cobler and used to make the shoes on camp - he was one of twelve who survived....and he thought hitler was right.....
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What about staying with some family? Surely someone would have some spare room.Although normally I wouldn't recomend them at all, is there one of those £10 B&B/Hostel type places* that you could combine with a payday loan? I know 8 hours of travel is a bitch, but its better than nowt. How about one of those "Crisis Loans" ? I donno.
I can see why they wouldn't pay for the room, but they're heartless bastards for not doing so.
* Yeah', haven't rented a bed in a VERY long time, shows, aye.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 16:13,
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Thank youbut its a very emotional time for all the family and we need to be together. there is nobody living locally to the funeral with any room to spare, believe me that was my first thought. I only wanted £32 for a fucking travelodge FFS.
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The extremely attractive intern sat opposite me, she’s so sexy my balls hurt.Ouch.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:18,
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What's polish for 'get your baps out, I want to take a photo'?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:20,
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proszê wystawiaæ swoje piersi. Chcia³bym zrobiæ zdjêcie z nich. Proszê nie zg³aszaæ mi, nie mogê pomóc, idiot¹
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haha, she doesn't fancy you in the slightestshe finds you slightly creepy and thinks you smell
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is she somekind of head wrong?Why can't she geta proper job?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:20,
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MBA intern. You need a few years experience before doing an MBA.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:21,
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I was going to post just that(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:23,
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Ha ha(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:24,
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That's not down to herthat's a posture problem due to your legs not reaching the floor.
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I got my bonus and pay rise today and I can't spend any of it frivolouslyIt's all going into renovating and decorating. I WANT TOYS, DAMMIT.
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I've ordered some new stratocaster pickups, fucking £160 a set, fucking bollocks, fucking bits of wire wrapped round magnets, fucking ripoff(, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Which ones?I want an SL-5 but I can never find that at a price I'm comfortable paying.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:29,
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these tings, from t'bloke down't roadwww.at-the-creamery.co.uk/custom-handwound-pickups-from-the-creamery/custom-handwound-stratocaster-replacement-pickups.html
I was going to get Bare Knuckles but every cunt buys those
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After Christmas I picked up a bubinga Ibanez RG with a Bareknuckle humbucker in the bridge£99. The pickup is worht almost that alone.
Well they look the business....can't see any sound clips on there. Youtube?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:22,
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I'll drink one for you tonight Lighty(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:26,
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I'm afraid I'm going to need ALL THE BEER(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:28,
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STAY ABOUT FROM MY BEER(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:30,
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My patented piss-boiler.Only £19.99 from all good hardware shops
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:24,
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TMB Piss Boiler is NOT available in shops(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:25,
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can I get one on a timer for when I wake up in the morning?A peesmaid
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Rofflecopter.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 16:10,
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I bet this movie will be greatwww.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21798898
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I've read the wikipedia entry for Safety Not GuaranteedI think I might watch that.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:36,
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"Long-awaited Jurassic Park 4"Long-awaited by who? The last two were shit.
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Kroney, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:37,
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3 was better than 2, but neither was as good as one and anyway i prefer Labarinth(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:39,
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I'm going out on a limbto suggest that at some point Jeff Goldblum will say (in a very staccato, stilted way) that they're playing God, and it will all end badly. Then it will end badly.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:39,
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yeah i do, they fly up and give the alines a virus then the preisdent kicks some Ass"Welcome to earth"!!!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:44,
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I remember enjoying The Flybut I haven't seen it in at least 20 years.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:41,
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Kroney didn't like that. Or the sequel; The Moth.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:43,
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I prefer the 80s remake - 'The Velcro'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:45,
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AH! *points*I favour the button fly myself. Do you have a preference Montalban?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:47,
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I'm a 'gaping wide open' kinda guy(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:52,
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Oh good, I love the Jurrasic Park films and books.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 16:27,
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I'm going to have to buy a new washing machineours is making everything smell bad.
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Have you clean out the lint catcher and waste pipes?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:49,
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Yeah.There isn't much of it that is accessible, but I drained the bit of water that was in the bottom and then unscrewed the filter thing and checked that was empty.
Then I pulled the whole thing out and disconnected the waste pipe and checked that it was flowing okay, and it was. So I've run a super hot wash a couple of times with a bottle of vinegar in the drum and it's a bit better, but not much.
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how oddMaybe a mouse crawled in somewhere and died
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:52,
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It does have that kind of smell, but I would have thought that it would have disintergrated and gone with all teh hots washes and rinsing i've done.(, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:56, Reply)
grimca you buy washing machine cleanber, like you get for dishwashers?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:57,
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You can, but vinegar has the smae descaling efffect, especially when you run it though a 90 degree wash.(, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 16:01, Reply)
thanks for that kim/aggiei may actually do this at some point, I only have red wine or balsamic vinegar in the house, will those do?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 16:05,
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They will, but your a fucking money spaz if you use themA bottle of basics vinegar is 22p. It must cost at least 15p to make a glass bottle. Crazy shit.
Also, apparently you should run a hot wash with a load of soda crystals in the drawer.
I'm going to buy some today.
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He should put a 30m ethernet cable and two bottles of balsamic vinegar in there. (, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 16:22, Reply)
It's probably stagnant water that's not draining properly,I am an expert on 'household appiances going wrong when you can least afford to have that happen to you'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 15:54,
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there is a great websitecalled "Fix it for Free" or something similar - hope it helps x
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or try saferproducts.gov
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 16:44,
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Bit lateBut all these fucking "We never had iPads in the 80's" posts. Well of course you didn't they weren't invented but if that had been you would have bought them. When walkmans were cutting edge did your grandparents say "We never had that, we had a gramophone" of whatever. POINTING OUT THAT NEW THINGS ARE NEW IS NOT CLEVER!
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I don't get it, we never had iPads in the 80'sthey weren't even invented then
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they were but the government kept them secret(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 16:04,
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I was having a similar discussion about mobile phonesand how they are an essential part of our daily life now.
Remember before mobiles when you made arrangements to meet someone. You just had to be there. And wait around like a dick for an hour in the hope the other person would turn up.
And before we felt the need to share every little bit of our lives with the whole world!
And when films would take 5 years to be on tv,and wouldn't even be on video for a year!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 16:22,
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It’s like the time I discovered ironyit was quite lol because I was standing at the bus stop at the time
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 16:49,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 16:54,
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My cousin posted that iPad/80's song on fucking facebookI feel the same as you...pointing out that things used to be different is not funny.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 16:33,
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The cunting DJ on radio 1 extra right nowCharlie something. A 'Self proclaimed people's prince'.
His presenting skills consist of shouting the time loudly, speaking in yoof speek and generally being an irritating, uneducated twat.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 16:29,
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That new Chris Moyles cunt can get to fuck(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 16:32,
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Grimshaw?Not listened to him yet.
I don't know how people can listen to cheery radio bollocks first thing in the morning.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 16:33,
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Thats himSounds like a cunt, looks like a cunt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 16:34,
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A face made for radio(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 16:34,
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He is so gay(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 16:47,
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I mean sportscowHe didn't even want to be a bull
Whatsallthatabout?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 16:55,
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In other news, do you car people know where I can get a break bleeder and roughly how much do they cost?(, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 16:51, Reply)
Sup Franky You seem in good humour today
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 16:53,
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PrickCome here and give me a hug
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 18:00,
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Soz, no ideaWindy pig and/or AB would be the people to ask
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 16:53,
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All you need is a set of spanners and a friendso you will struggle with the second bit
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are you still brewing?I just bottled a Beaverdale shiraz kit but it turned out really sweet - don't know what I did wrong. i suspect I shall have to turn it into sangria.......
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Nothing.I'm in the pub, enjoying reading some of purplebatteredgate.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 16:55,
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NO YOURN UPSET!Given how you went off at Monty's friend your neck must be made from copper and zinc to make such an accusation.
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Love the hypocrisy. You give me abuse all the time & we're strangers.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 17:06,
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That was because I went homeIt's alright though I'm back now
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 17:58,
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ha haglad to provide entertainment. I am normally quite a humourous soul - honest!
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correcttyping in a red mist is not advisable! And me with A level English........
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This could go into the Wikipedia entry as a a defining example of "Troller's Remorse". (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 17:25,
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I'll be honest, I'm just a bit tired. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 17:56,
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WeepeeeeeeeeeeeeeeYou working tonight?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 17:59,
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yeah, I'm proper exhausted though. No reason for it either. Gonna be quiet tonight though, with Rugby all day tomorrow, and paddies day Sunday and comic relief tonight, there won't be many about I'd wager.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 15 Mar 2013, 18:03,
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Thats a good thingBut you forgot the F1 You SPORTSWRONG
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 15 Mar 2013, 18:08,
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Fuck I'm gonna make a new threadNobody ever posts on Friday nights though :(
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