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www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21788238What percentage male/female are you?
Alt: Freefair is back. Got any tips for everyone's favourite young Conservative in his final months before university?
Altalt: Go eat a bag of dicks.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:41,
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latest was 13 years ago)
I'm all man,
and if you let me take you out tonight, I'll give be your man till the morning comes.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:43,
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*audience goes OOOOOH*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:44,
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what's freefair doing back?
I missed the little conservative scamp.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:44,
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He's much older and wiser now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:47,
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but still as virginal
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:50,
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To be fair, being virginal at 17 isn't _that_ big a deal.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:14,
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Is he still called freefair, or has he adopted a new nom de plume?
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Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:43,
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He was called Carouselambra or summat, but has reverted to FF now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:44,
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he was called something different when he just posted but changed to FF again
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:44,
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he was called Goeatabagofdicks but you can cram it sideways down your pisspipe now
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:46,
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He was called ANDREW MARR but has changed it to freefair now
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:22,
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Who the fuck is he kidding
70% indeed
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:44,
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i thought this as going to be a test
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:45,
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I fucking hate transvestites I do
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:45,
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bad expericence eh?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:45,
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I just really fucking hate transvestites
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:46,
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From really fucking hated Transylvaaaaaaaaaania
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:47,
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i'm singing the theme tune to count duckula in my head now, you utter beast
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:53,
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It's a damn sight better than any of the songs from that abortion of a musical
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:57,
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what is it, rocky horror?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:58,
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Yeah
Avoid
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:01,
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Nah ignore Darth, he's wrong on this one.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:26,
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50% of 'me' is an innie, honest
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:45,
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people with funny shaped bellybuttons should be rounded up and shot twice in the back of the head, just saying
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:47,
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what constitutes funny shaped?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:54,
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a gibbon's willy with clown shoes for testicles
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:04,
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Alt: is he approaching Uni already?
It's not been two years since his glorious arrival, heady with the fanny-magnet status of GCSE arsekicker, has it?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:46,
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does anyone else picture him as looking like will from the in-betweeners?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:50,
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Spottier, because Simon Bird is 26
but otherwise, god yes
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:51,
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"i'm freefair and i'm having a shit"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:52,
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He posted a picture once.
He's fatter than any of the Inbetweeners.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:54,
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yeah and more asian looking I think
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:55,
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maybe it was a neckless quentin gambit
post picture of self
get piss taken relentlessly
deny picture is of self
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:57,
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Yeah, right
That cunt on my profile isn't me at all
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:04,
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i've never noticed that before
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:18,
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s'me innit?!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:20,
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I think we should question his threat to emigrate if Labour add any more debt.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:47,
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Jim Davidson never carried out his threat, did he?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:48,
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he went bankrupt, that clears your debt in a few years
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:49,
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A financial recovery solution popular amongst b3ta posters
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:51,
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IVA's are the new bankrupt
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PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:54,
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Monty hasn't been on trend in years
Jeggings are so 2009
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:56,
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2009 bent
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:58,
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Weren't Lloyd Webber and Phil Collins promising the same?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:51,
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and Stephen Hendry
lol "Mandy Tart" etc
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:51,
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I think Phil moved to Brasil, i saw a movie about it once
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:52,
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No and FreeFair doesn't seem to understand anything about debt.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:51,
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he will by the time he's finished at Uni
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:53,
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He shouldn't take out a student loan to increase his earning potentials because debt is bad.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:55,
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Oh noes, what about my mortgage?
I knew I should have saved up a quarter of a million pounds before buying!!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:56,
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mortgage pussy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:59,
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pfft, just cos you've got two
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:59,
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You should think about your mortgage like the Nations credit card, aka the national debt. Which is a great explanation
and not spastically simplistic.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:59,
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GET THE DEFICEET DOWN
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:00,
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Speaking of Conservatives.
Have we done this yet?

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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:51,
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha
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PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:52,
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tl;dr
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:52,
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We haven't, but it is rather lol
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:53,
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it was on links last week, proper lols
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:54,
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I'm mostly male I think
Alt: No, I don't have any tips for the little fella. I'm just stunned that he's never been kicked to within an inch of his life.
Altalt: I will not.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:52,
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christ, shut up will you
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:53,
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You fucking prick
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:02,
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I must have missed the wedding invite for you two
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:02,
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You could cut the sexual tension with a knife
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:07,
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NO, WITH A SPOON!"!!!11!1
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:08,
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Ah, I see you've played knifey-spoony before
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:09,
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*trigger fingers*
BE-EAR
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:10,
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mostly male?
Well, i'd love to explore your feminine side.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:56,
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feminine back
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:07,
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i am now imagining you in a bra, and no pants.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:08,
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Christ
That made ME feel nauseous.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:09,
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tucking your tackle between your legs and singing "you're gorgeous" by that funny welsh band. or were they northern?
fuck knows, either way it was a shit song.
And then i burst out of the cupboard in nothing but a top hat just as "Riverboat song" kicks in on the stereo and we make love like a pair of wrestlers with erections.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:11,
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Our children would be beautiful
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:13,
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Actually, I said that to Manolith's girlfriend once
I'm not sure how comfortable he was with me saying that.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:13,
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wait, you told manos girlfriend that you wanted to have kids with him in front of her?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:15,
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No, I....
stop being silly
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:17,
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sorry.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:21,
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right back atcha Locus213
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:58,
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hi locus,
you seem alright so far. What's your favourite thing?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:16,
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I went to their one in Manchester. 5am Saint was my favourite that I tried.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:19,
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if you like their stuff,
get flying dog stuff too. Their Snake Dog IPA is excellent, and I've seen it in Sainsbury's
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:23,
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Have you tried any of The Kernal brewery's stuff?
They do some lovely IPAs
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:28,
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i have not,
i will do so. Tyne Bank have an Excellent american stlye IPA and all.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:31,
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This and "America's next top model"
she's certainly busy of late
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:54,
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barry couch lol
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:44,
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ok, os you appreciate good beer,
tell me your second favourite thing...
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:19,
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its not so much the campervan that is a problem,
more the sort of people you find in campsites.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:24,
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So you're more of a spree killer than a serial, I take it
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:44,
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Hey Lighty, my local film venue of choice is showing that Sightseers film you recommended next week, so I'm going to see it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:46,
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Top stuff
You'll love it.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:51,
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You'll fit in well round here.
EDIT: Brewdog in Leeds? Hmm, might pay that a visit next time I'm there.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:19,
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Already need to arrange to meet Dozer for a pint.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:23,
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oh man you're going to get spit roasted into next week
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:24,
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Impossible
AA and Dozer will "clash"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:33,
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Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:17,
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You're my favourite waste of time x
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:19,
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A frightful quare
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:10,
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Terrible quare
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:21,
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I'm so hungry I'm having a cup of tea to try an fill myself up
I now know how monty fels
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:59,
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I have a bag of roasted and salted mixed nuts
My lips now hurt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:00,
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i'd trade in sore lips for some nuts
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:01,
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Is it Friday already?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:01,
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Alright "Todd Hockney"
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:09,
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*FILM high-fives*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:10,
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Alright
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Kroney, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:24,
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Aye
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:26,
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are you still chipper?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:26,
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Yeah pretty good.
work's taken the edge off a bit, but still pretty good. It seems I'm quite popular at the moment, which is always nice.
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Kroney, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:30,
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I found a pear and ate that, still hungry though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:31,
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*cough* bowel cancer *cough*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:32,
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nah, i shat a daschund earlier
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:34,
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dachshund
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:35,
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bless you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:35,
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nignog
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:37,
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where?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:46,
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100% male
Alt: Don't ever say "How dare you assault me" again.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:49,
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woah, that sounds overly defensive, anything you want to tell us?
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King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:51,
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New thread.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:58,
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