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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Poland.
Edit: I have been told I need to ask a question. So, will the government efforts to reduce immigration work?
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:55, 198 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Edit: I have been told I need to ask a question. So, will the government efforts to reduce immigration work?
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:55, 198 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
You know I'm just jealous of your globetrotting lifestyle
The ballache getting through customs to leave Norfolk is horrendous
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:59, Reply)
The ballache getting through customs to leave Norfolk is horrendous
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:59, Reply)
You get 3 spicy hot shots with your KFC Hot Box these days.
How fucking tight is that !
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:58, Reply)
How fucking tight is that !
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:58, Reply)
England.
No they won't, but it's such a non-issue I wish they'd stop letting minority fuckwits like UKIP set the agenda.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:04, Reply)
No they won't, but it's such a non-issue I wish they'd stop letting minority fuckwits like UKIP set the agenda.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:04, Reply)
We should start shipping people out, rather than worrying about who's coming in.
anyone who goes on the Jeremy Kyle show for starters. They can go.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)
anyone who goes on the Jeremy Kyle show for starters. They can go.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)
They should let him do the immigration interviews
Who the fuck would want to come here after that?
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Who the fuck would want to come here after that?
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Surely there are better things to criticise him for than his tie?
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:10, Reply)
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:10, Reply)
Eyebrow piercing for one, I mean what is he? A member 0f averagely succesful nineties boy and 5ive?
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:12, Reply)
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I have to admit
I'm watching that Reunion programme. It's like car crash TV.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:18, Reply)
I'm watching that Reunion programme. It's like car crash TV.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:18, Reply)
\o/
Completely up to date now. Just got the last two to watch. Hurry up, next Sunday.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Completely up to date now. Just got the last two to watch. Hurry up, next Sunday.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)
I've downloaded 15 this morning but wont get to watch it until tonight
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( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:25, Reply)
I came across a spoiler for the finale
but I'm pretending I haven't seen what's going to happen.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)
but I'm pretending I haven't seen what's going to happen.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)
We've got Revolution starting this Friday.
Quite looking forward to that.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)
Quite looking forward to that.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)
I'm on the last season of House, started again at 4ish about a month ago
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:14, Reply)
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:14, Reply)
Still haven't seen Season 2 yet.
I'm going to record Season 3 anyway though, so it'll e there when we get round to finding Season 2.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)
I'm going to record Season 3 anyway though, so it'll e there when we get round to finding Season 2.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)
If you need a place to grab it online, send me a gaz.
I might re-watch it this week to get super prep'd
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:05, Reply)
I might re-watch it this week to get super prep'd
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:05, Reply)
I have 2 piercings in my eyebrow
Making me twice as bad as any faggy boy band member
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Making me twice as bad as any faggy boy band member
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Watch us wreck the look
Watch us wreck the look
Watch us wreck the look
Plum
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)
Watch us wreck the look
Watch us wreck the look
Plum
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)
It's a govenment program announced with great fanfare to solve something they've decided is a problem
Of course it won't work.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Of course it won't work.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Legal or illegal immigration?
Soz, first I've heard of it. Government doesn't run its policies past me anymore and I rarely bother with "news" or the "wider world".
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:24, Reply)
Soz, first I've heard of it. Government doesn't run its policies past me anymore and I rarely bother with "news" or the "wider world".
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:24, Reply)
Now, I know I'm not the most maternal person
but even *I* wouldn't do this
silly people with babies they can't look after.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:25, Reply)
but even *I* wouldn't do this
silly people with babies they can't look after.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:25, Reply)
I assumed that link would be this:
MOD EDIT: WHICH IS NSFW
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( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)
MOD EDIT: WHICH IS NSFW
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( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Doesn't everyone work in a burlesque show?
It's not *that* NSFW, she's got pasties on.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:38, Reply)
It's not *that* NSFW, she's got pasties on.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:38, Reply)
Only fat birds.
EDIT: fuck it, the B key on this laptop is fucked.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:39, Reply)
EDIT: fuck it, the B key on this laptop is fucked.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:39, Reply)
I picture you like this
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EDIT: I found a bunch of amusing gifs, can you tell?
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)
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EDIT: I found a bunch of amusing gifs, can you tell?
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)
Arsehole
Babies are the easiest kids to take to the supermarket, it's not like they run around or anything.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Babies are the easiest kids to take to the supermarket, it's not like they run around or anything.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Was the car locked?
I mean they left a phone number, can't see the problem myself, its not as if they gave their kid a ridiculous name or anything
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)
I mean they left a phone number, can't see the problem myself, its not as if they gave their kid a ridiculous name or anything
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)
"Whats wrong Poland"
Edit: Surly we should be trying to get the immigrants to do MOAR work not less?
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)
Edit: Surly we should be trying to get the immigrants to do MOAR work not less?
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)
I know he's a bit short-tempered
but calling him "Surly" isn't going to help.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)
but calling him "Surly" isn't going to help.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)
i think he probably needs some quiet little mouse of a thing
who is happy to sit there and watch tv or listen to radio 3.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:50, Reply)
who is happy to sit there and watch tv or listen to radio 3.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:50, Reply)
no, he tried
he wasn't dreadful or anything, he was just 10 years older than i am, and it showed. eg i spent friday night out and at a club, got home at 6am. he spent it cooking roast beef and was in bed by 10...
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)
he wasn't dreadful or anything, he was just 10 years older than i am, and it showed. eg i spent friday night out and at a club, got home at 6am. he spent it cooking roast beef and was in bed by 10...
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)
i think i'm younger than you
or maybe it's just the way you look?
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)
or maybe it's just the way you look?
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)
You and Monty should switch Jobs.
he could use the money and he'd enjoy invading Poland regularly and moaning about immigrants.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)
he could use the money and he'd enjoy invading Poland regularly and moaning about immigrants.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)
i have a small white chocolate "eton mess" easter egg on my shelf
i broke the taboo when my trainee was out of the room and nibbled on it. now it is screaming at me "EAT ANOTHER BIT, EAT ANOTHER BIT." but the trainee is back. how can i get at it without her noticing and thinking i am hopeless (true) and shameless (true)?
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:51, Reply)
i broke the taboo when my trainee was out of the room and nibbled on it. now it is screaming at me "EAT ANOTHER BIT, EAT ANOTHER BIT." but the trainee is back. how can i get at it without her noticing and thinking i am hopeless (true) and shameless (true)?
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:51, Reply)
now come on, you think they market easter eggs as "small fat messes" ?
oh yurtprick. must try harder.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:59, Reply)
oh yurtprick. must try harder.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:59, Reply)
it wouldn't need to be that long
the thing is a little bit bigger than a kinder egg
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)
the thing is a little bit bigger than a kinder egg
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)
Hotel Chocolat sent me an email about their easter eggs the other day.
The ig ones look very nice, ut twenty seven quid for a fucking easter egg? Are you having a fucking laugh?
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)
The ig ones look very nice, ut twenty seven quid for a fucking easter egg? Are you having a fucking laugh?
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)
I don't know what's happened to it.
It was fine earlier. It's a bit stuck. There may be something underneath it.
Okay. Think I've fixed it now.
bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
yup. that's better.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:10, Reply)
It was fine earlier. It's a bit stuck. There may be something underneath it.
Okay. Think I've fixed it now.
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yup. that's better.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:10, Reply)
they are amazing though
you have to smash them with a rolling pin, they are so thick.
i have bought them for a few people, but most are getting thorntons with their nicknames iced on.
they also do an enormous £70 "ostrich" egg. my colleague bought one in the 50% sale after easter last year; he and his partner were eating it for months.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:09, Reply)
you have to smash them with a rolling pin, they are so thick.
i have bought them for a few people, but most are getting thorntons with their nicknames iced on.
they also do an enormous £70 "ostrich" egg. my colleague bought one in the 50% sale after easter last year; he and his partner were eating it for months.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:09, Reply)
I know a few people who are so thick they need to be smashed with a rolling pin.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:13, Reply)
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:13, Reply)
It's much nicer here than in London today. 8 degrees, glorious sunshine.
Plus cheap beer.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)
Plus cheap beer.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)
I understand we've both been told off for starting one word threads that don't ask a question. FFS.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Battered's mum loves him from behind?
Shocking incest revelations!
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)
Shocking incest revelations!
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)
the economy is fucked so we'll get less migrants. Torys will claim it was thanks to their policy.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:59, Reply)
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:59, Reply)
This Northern bloke at work admitted that Northern types do horrible common and disgusting things
Like putting gravy on chips and pissing in the sink to save water and/or not wake up the family with a flush. I thought it was just him but this new guy from leeds admits to the same thing. Do northerners really piss in the sink?
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)
Like putting gravy on chips and pissing in the sink to save water and/or not wake up the family with a flush. I thought it was just him but this new guy from leeds admits to the same thing. Do northerners really piss in the sink?
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)
Wouldn't surprise me.
Plus the bath will be full of coal, they probably use pages of the Daily Express as toilet roll and spend their dole money on roll ups and pigeon food.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:08, Reply)
Plus the bath will be full of coal, they probably use pages of the Daily Express as toilet roll and spend their dole money on roll ups and pigeon food.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:08, Reply)
why would anyone eat chips without gravy, doesn't make any fucking sense
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:13, Reply)
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:13, Reply)
I saw a guy putting ketchup on chips the other day. Seriously! What's he doing eating Ketchup at his age!
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:15, Reply)
Ketchup on one side
Salad cream on the other. Lots of salt and vinegar. Job done.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:18, Reply)
Salad cream on the other. Lots of salt and vinegar. Job done.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:18, Reply)
my ex is Portuguese, she puts ketchup and mayo on chips
it looks like a big bloody sneeze, she can't get enough of that shit, shit's whack yo
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)
it looks like a big bloody sneeze, she can't get enough of that shit, shit's whack yo
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)
fuck off
acceptable toppings for chips:
spicy salt
vinegar
cheese
mayonnaise
houmous
that's IT.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)
acceptable toppings for chips:
spicy salt
vinegar
cheese
mayonnaise
houmous
that's IT.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)
i think you have misunderstood the purpose of
the chips, the toppings, the strikethrough function and in fact LIFE ITSELF.
gravy is fucking disgusting and it makes the chips soggy.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:20, Reply)
the chips, the toppings, the strikethrough function and in fact LIFE ITSELF.
gravy is fucking disgusting and it makes the chips soggy.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:20, Reply)
No, that's condiments.
IT is something totally different. I know you're hardly computer literate but should I really have to explain something so fucking fundamental? Get a grip, woman.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:21, Reply)
IT is something totally different. I know you're hardly computer literate but should I really have to explain something so fucking fundamental? Get a grip, woman.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:21, Reply)
"not, that's condiments"?
condiments it may be; english it is NOT.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:21, Reply)
condiments it may be; english it is NOT.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:21, Reply)
Gravy reacts badly with the tin ore
Leading to the social and economic breakdown resulting in reliance on the tourist trade and the lack of affordable housing, this then get the local females so frustrated they hurl large tombs of literary work at their spouse
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:27, Reply)
Leading to the social and economic breakdown resulting in reliance on the tourist trade and the lack of affordable housing, this then get the local females so frustrated they hurl large tombs of literary work at their spouse
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:27, Reply)
curry sauce and chips.
Salt and sauce.
Haggis supper.
White pudding supper.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:20, Reply)
Salt and sauce.
Haggis supper.
White pudding supper.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:20, Reply)
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1716259-To-ask-for-TMI-Log-related-help-Not-for-faint-hearted
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:17, Reply)
Never mind that shit
It has come to my attention that in the previous thread I falsely accused upstanding QOTW poster R Jimlad of being Piston Broke. I was in fact getting confused with Piston's something-or-other-Jimbob alter and am entirely incorrect.
I therefore present my full and unreserved apologies to Mr Jimlad. no-one needs that. I blame the lack of sleep.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:21, Reply)
It has come to my attention that in the previous thread I falsely accused upstanding QOTW poster R Jimlad of being Piston Broke. I was in fact getting confused with Piston's something-or-other-Jimbob alter and am entirely incorrect.
I therefore present my full and unreserved apologies to Mr Jimlad. no-one needs that. I blame the lack of sleep.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:21, Reply)
I was nearly broken with the idea that Piston could be the best anyone had ever had.
broken, I tell you.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:24, Reply)
broken, I tell you.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:24, Reply)
Believe me, it was far too much information to take in.
One step away from diagrams, I swear to God.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:25, Reply)
One step away from diagrams, I swear to God.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:25, Reply)
I piss in the shower.
Only because it's difficult not to piss when you're doing a shit.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:22, Reply)
Only because it's difficult not to piss when you're doing a shit.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:22, Reply)
they come out of different holes
what are you, some kind of giant hole-wrong?
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:23, Reply)
what are you, some kind of giant hole-wrong?
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:23, Reply)
Do you need the biological explanation of the relationship between the muscles that control pee and poo?
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:25, Reply)
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:25, Reply)
There's nothing giant about Dozer
Apart from his spastic clown feet.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Apart from his spastic clown feet.
( , Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)
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