Poland.
Edit: I have been told I need to ask a question. So, will the government efforts to reduce immigration work?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:55, 198 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Er, Dominican Republic?

( Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:56, Reply)

Diminutive Replublic

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Ha!
Git.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:59, Reply)

*click*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:02, Reply)

*golf clap and click*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:10, Reply)

Po Oompa Loompa
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:56, Reply)

Charming.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:57, Reply)

You know I'm just jealous of your globetrotting lifestyle
The ballache getting through customs to leave Norfolk is horrendous
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Worth it to leave though, no matter how awful the process.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Takes longer to do the fingerprints...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:09, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:16, Reply)

You get 3 spicy hot shots with your KFC Hot Box these days.
How fucking tight is that !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:58, Reply)

I have no idea what a spicy hot shot is.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:58, Reply)

o i

Post-Needoos
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:16, Reply)

I'm pretty sure you can work it out given the context.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Gonz, you've lost one P.
Was that in the budget cuts?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:58, Reply)

He normally loses poo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:15, Reply)

I was playing around with something and forgot to put it back

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)

I'm sorry, I don't understand the question.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:58, Reply)

I'm told you should still be
in bed
( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)

I hope you die in a Poland fire

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 10:59, Reply)

England.
No they won't, but it's such a non-issue I wish they'd stop letting minority fuckwits like UKIP set the agenda.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:04, Reply)

We should start shipping people out, rather than worrying about who's coming in.
anyone who goes on the Jeremy Kyle show for starters. They can go.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:06, Reply)

They should let him do the immigration interviews
Who the fuck would want to come here after that?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:16, Reply)

Yet again, your sig has given me great pleasure
Good work
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:05, Reply)

He should manage the whole film eventually.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:16, Reply)

I may well do.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:19, Reply)

Looking forward to Jamie Lee Curtis' breasts appearing there.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)

breasts cock
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)

This doesn't appear to be criticising PJ's tie.

( Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Surely there are better things to criticise him for than his tie?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:10, Reply)

Er. No?
Don't be ridiculous.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Eyebrow piercing for one, I mean what is he? A member 0f averagely succesful nineties boy and 5ive?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:12, Reply)

But they're back! Well, four of them are, anyway.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:12, Reply)

Eyebrow piercings?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:13, Reply)

4our

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:14, Reply)

I have to admit
I'm watching that Reunion programme. It's like car crash TV.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:18, Reply)

Have you managed to watch all the Walking Deads yet?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:20, Reply)

\o/
Completely up to date now. Just got the last two to watch. Hurry up, next Sunday.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:22, Reply)

I've downloaded 15 this morning but wont get to watch it until tonight

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:25, Reply)

I came across a spoiler for the finale
but I'm pretending I haven't seen what's going to happen.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Sunday?
Isn't the first showing on Friday night?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:25, Reply)

Is it?
I've been taping the Sunday one.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Not in America

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:27, Reply)

The Sunday American showing is on FX the next Friday

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)

We've got Revolution starting this Friday.
Quite looking forward to that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)

I'm going old skool with 24 series 2

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:33, Reply)

I'm on the last season of House, started again at 4ish about a month ago

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:14, Reply)

It's shit, soz

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)

This is not good.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:35, Reply)

Ohhhhhhhhh *penny drops*
Only two left this season
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)

Game of Thrones in exactly a week's time =DDDDDD D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:56, Reply)

Still haven't seen Season 2 yet.
I'm going to record Season 3 anyway though, so it'll e there when we get round to finding Season 2.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)

If you need a place to grab it online, send me a gaz.
I might re-watch it this week to get super prep'd
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:05, Reply)

I have 2 piercings in my eyebrow
Making me twice as bad as any faggy boy band member
( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)

I only have one :'(
But I have a nipple ring.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)

FAG!

( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)

*Gets ready to rhumble*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:10, Reply)

Watch us wreck the look
Watch us wreck the look
Watch us wreck the look
Plum
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Worst tie EVA

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:11, Reply)

I'll wager "No"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:15, Reply)

It's a govenment program announced with great fanfare to solve something they've decided is a problem
Of course it won't work.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Legal or illegal immigration?
Soz, first I've heard of it. Government doesn't run its policies past me anymore and I rarely bother with "news" or the "wider world".
( Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Now, I know I'm not the most maternal person
but even *I* wouldn't do this

silly people with babies they can't look after.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:25, Reply)

Fucking hell.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:28, Reply)

nice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)

I assumed that link would be this:
MOD EDIT: WHICH IS NSFW

media.tumblr.com/72959667146c907a54bc13ae3f988b1d/tumblr_inline_mk19e9ncCh1qz4rgp.gif
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)

Fuck lighty where was the NSFW sign

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:35, Reply)

Hahahahah!
Fucking hell.





Yeah, i could probably do that...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Doesn't everyone work in a burlesque show?
It's not *that* NSFW, she's got pasties on.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:38, Reply)

Only fat birds.
EDIT: fuck it, the B key on this laptop is fucked.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:39, Reply)

alright 3th.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)

mezmerizing

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)

I picture you like this
media.tumblr.com/1baf3ef796cc3f8b0936615e217be189/tumblr_inline_mgzjirgMQ11rbpuig.gif

EDIT: I found a bunch of amusing gifs, can you tell?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)

FFS! NSFW!

( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:44, Reply)

more of a smile.
I like breast, musical ones even better.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Arsehole
Babies are the easiest kids to take to the supermarket, it's not like they run around or anything.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Was the car locked?
I mean they left a phone number, can't see the problem myself, its not as if they gave their kid a ridiculous name or anything
( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)

"Whats wrong Poland"
Edit: Surly we should be trying to get the immigrants to do MOAR work not less?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:29, Reply)

I know he's a bit short-tempered
but calling him "Surly" isn't going to help.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:32, Reply)

Didn't spot the Typo.
I prefer it to Surely now
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:34, Reply)

kroney must die

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:38, Reply)

Not one of Jet Li's finest.

( Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)

It's a job for the "Home Moth-ice"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:40, Reply)

A play on Lighty's Link and Kroney's moth hate

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:45, Reply)

*clicks*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:57, Reply)

What are you,
the Fashion Police?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:41, Reply)

haha
i forgot about the cardigran

maybe it'll eat him
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)

I love that cardigan.

( Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)

bless

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:45, Reply)

How did your date go last night?
did you rape him?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:42, Reply)

no
bless him, he was pretty old and quite dull.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Really, its amazing that he's single.

( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:46, Reply)

i think he probably needs some quiet little mouse of a thing
who is happy to sit there and watch tv or listen to radio 3.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:50, Reply)

Maybe he just acted dull because he found out you're a Ranga

( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:52, Reply)

no, he tried
he wasn't dreadful or anything, he was just 10 years older than i am, and it showed. eg i spent friday night out and at a club, got home at 6am. he spent it cooking roast beef and was in bed by 10...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Hmmmm but I'm like that and you're older than me grandma

( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:07, Reply)

i think i'm younger than you
or maybe it's just the way you look?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)

How old are you?

( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Not a fat northern ginger slag then?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:52, Reply)

your wife is already married, dude

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)

So met up with B3th's husband?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:46, Reply)

pfffft
he wouldn't look at me when he has b3th
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:50, Reply)

Can you send me his number?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)

You and Monty should switch Jobs.
he could use the money and he'd enjoy invading Poland regularly and moaning about immigrants.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:43, Reply)

i have a small white chocolate "eton mess" easter egg on my shelf
i broke the taboo when my trainee was out of the room and nibbled on it. now it is screaming at me "EAT ANOTHER BIT, EAT ANOTHER BIT." but the trainee is back. how can i get at it without her noticing and thinking i am hopeless (true) and shameless (true)?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:51, Reply)

She's your trainee - just send her out on some joey errand.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:57, Reply)

Also
eton fat
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)

now come on, you think they market easter eggs as "small fat messes" ?
oh yurtprick. must try harder.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:59, Reply)

Not as, to.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:03, Reply)

Send her to stores to get a "long stand"

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)

it wouldn't need to be that long
the thing is a little bit bigger than a kinder egg
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Hotel Chocolat sent me an email about their easter eggs the other day.
The ig ones look very nice, ut twenty seven quid for a fucking easter egg? Are you having a fucking laugh?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)

That key really is uggered

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)

I don't know what's happened to it.
It was fine earlier. It's a bit stuck. There may be something underneath it.

Okay. Think I've fixed it now.

bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

yup. that's better.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:10, Reply)

they are amazing though
you have to smash them with a rolling pin, they are so thick.

i have bought them for a few people, but most are getting thorntons with their nicknames iced on.

they also do an enormous £70 "ostrich" egg. my colleague bought one in the 50% sale after easter last year; he and his partner were eating it for months.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:09, Reply)

I know a few people who are so thick they need to be smashed with a rolling pin.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:13, Reply)

I HATE EVERYTHING

( Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:54, Reply)

:)

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:54, Reply)

>:(

( Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:56, Reply)

That's ok. Everything (and everyone) hates you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:55, Reply)

lol I'm in England.

( Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:57, Reply)

It's much nicer here than in London today. 8 degrees, glorious sunshine.
Plus cheap beer.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:02, Reply)

Me too.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:14, Reply)

Momo's doing just fine, thanks for asking

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:56, Reply)

I understand we've both been told off for starting one word threads that don't ask a question. FFS.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)

cheer up, 9 months to christmas

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)

starting one word threads that don't ask a question. FFS being smelly balding baboons with a face that only a mother could love, and even then only from behind
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Cheers.

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:59, Reply)

you're totally welcome

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:00, Reply)

go eat a bag of dicks

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)

Normal weekday for Swipey then?

( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:14, Reply)

done
next?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:15, Reply)

I dunno, draw smiley faces on your tits and go jogging topless

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:18, Reply)

nobody would see them at knee level
apart from battered maybe
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:21, Reply)

there's a new thread

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:25, Reply)

gracias

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Battered's mum loves him from behind?
Shocking incest revelations!
( Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:01, Reply)

it doesn't matter which one of them is behind

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:15, Reply)

the economy is fucked so we'll get less migrants. Torys will claim it was thanks to their policy.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:59, Reply)

fewer

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:59, Reply)

Tories

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 11:59, Reply)

That's what I'm hoping for!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:03, Reply)

haha
yeah
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)

haha

(PsychoChomp, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:07, Reply)

Send 'em all back.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:04, Reply)

This Northern bloke at work admitted that Northern types do horrible common and disgusting things
Like putting gravy on chips and pissing in the sink to save water and/or not wake up the family with a flush. I thought it was just him but this new guy from leeds admits to the same thing. Do northerners really piss in the sink?
( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:06, Reply)

isn't 98% of the population here
Northern in your eyes?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:07, Reply)

Northern foreign
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:07, Reply)

Anything past Truro is the North

( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:07, Reply)

anything south of Cheshire is France

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Only the posh ones.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:07, Reply)

Wouldn't surprise me.
Plus the bath will be full of coal, they probably use pages of the Daily Express as toilet roll and spend their dole money on roll ups and pigeon food.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:08, Reply)

Not any of the ones I know.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:11, Reply)

BGB pisses in the shower
But we all do that
( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:13, Reply)

I certainly don't, thank you very much.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)

liar

( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:22, Reply)

piss and sweat are basically the same
you might as well.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:25, Reply)

why would anyone eat chips without gravy, doesn't make any fucking sense

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:13, Reply)

I saw a guy putting ketchup on chips the other day. Seriously! What's he doing eating Ketchup at his age!
( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:15, Reply)

What do you put ABOUT your chips then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Salt and Vinegar.
I'm a grown up
( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Ketchup on one side
Salad cream on the other. Lots of salt and vinegar. Job done.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:18, Reply)

A chip butty requires tomato sauce

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:18, Reply)

Chip butty?
What are you? 12?
( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:19, Reply)

Fuck you
Chip butties are one of life's pleasures
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:20, Reply)

microchip butties
best of all teh hangover lazy easy foods
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:22, Reply)

What is the MATTER with you barbarians?

( Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:26, Reply)

my ex is Portuguese, she puts ketchup and mayo on chips
it looks like a big bloody sneeze, she can't get enough of that shit, shit's whack yo
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)

fuck off
acceptable toppings for chips:

spicy salt
vinegar
cheese
mayonnaise
houmous

that's IT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)

spicy salt
vinegar
cheese
mayonnaise
houmous

GRAVY
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:18, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:19, Reply)

i think you have misunderstood the purpose of
the chips, the toppings, the strikethrough function and in fact LIFE ITSELF.

gravy is fucking disgusting and it makes the chips soggy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:20, Reply)

wanker

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:24, Reply)

hypocrital...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:24, Reply)

No, that's condiments.
IT is something totally different. I know you're hardly computer literate but should I really have to explain something so fucking fundamental? Get a grip, woman.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:21, Reply)

"not, that's condiments"?
condiments it may be; english it is NOT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:21, Reply)

?????

( Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:23, Reply)

too slow to be a ninja

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Gravy reacts badly with the tin ore
Leading to the social and economic breakdown resulting in reliance on the tourist trade and the lack of affordable housing, this then get the local females so frustrated they hurl large tombs of literary work at their spouse
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:27, Reply)

Gravy and chips is fucking wonderful, you mong

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:15, Reply)

I'm not aware that I've ever pissed the the sink though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:15, Reply)

Yeh yeh
I believe you
( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:16, Reply)

I dont even have a sink at the moment :o(
TRUFAX
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:17, Reply)

curry sauce and chips.
Salt and sauce.
Haggis supper.
White pudding supper.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:20, Reply)

it's your idea of a salad, no?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:21, Reply)

no, that would be a battered and deep fried ketchup sandwich.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:23, Reply)

I don't like you anymore.

( Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:22, Reply)

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1716259-To-ask-for-TMI-Log-related-help-Not-for-faint-hearted
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:17, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:19, Reply)

Oh, my, that's special

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:22, Reply)

I love mumsnet.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:25, Reply)

One of these should sort her out

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:32, Reply)

Never mind that shit
It has come to my attention that in the previous thread I falsely accused upstanding QOTW poster R Jimlad of being Piston Broke. I was in fact getting confused with Piston's something-or-other-Jimbob alter and am entirely incorrect.

I therefore present my full and unreserved apologies to Mr Jimlad. no-one needs that. I blame the lack of sleep.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:21, Reply)

i knew it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:22, Reply)

You would.
Obviously.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:23, Reply)

I was nearly broken with the idea that Piston could be the best anyone had ever had.
broken, I tell you.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:24, Reply)

Believe me, it was far too much information to take in.
One step away from diagrams, I swear to God.
( Kroney, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:25, Reply)

yeah
that's why you asked me for the video
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)

I piss in the shower.
Only because it's difficult not to piss when you're doing a shit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:22, Reply)

they come out of different holes
what are you, some kind of giant hole-wrong?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Do you need the biological explanation of the relationship between the muscles that control pee and poo?

( Peej, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:25, Reply)

There's nothing giant about Dozer
Apart from his spastic clown feet.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:29, Reply)

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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 25 Mar 2013, 12:30, Reply)