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I is getting a cat.name suggestions please.
Alt, cinema suggestions, I'm going tomorrow night.
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My mates cat is called AdolfAs it has a black tache is just the right place. Proper Kitler
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:01,
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A friend's cat from years ago was actually called Hitler.My previous mog was called Macclesfield Miesha McTiddles, or Macc for short.
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This wasn't 'crazy' Dave Whitehead, was it?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:09,
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SLAMPIG MCPHERSON THE SECOND OF BONGOTOPIAI dunno just call it Jeff
Alt: The one at Mahon's alright
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Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:01,
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RoverFuckface
Bastard Pants
Horse
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:02,
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Call it "Dog" to be well whacky.You'll have cardigan-wearing fixie pricks offering to take you out for organic real ales in no time.
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Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:03,
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Do cock frocks like cask ale?Thought it would be Babycham or something like that.
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A bike with no freewheel.often no brakes, either. A fucking retarded vehicle for hipsters.
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Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:07,
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BattlecatTommy Walsh
Nigel
Nat West
Rexel
OPtimisation
fanny flap
Rory
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:04,
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SmudgeSo when it gets run over you can change its name to 'Stain'
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Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:05,
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MY NEIGHBOUR IS A FUCKING PAEDOGood name for a cat that
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:06,
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Hmmm.One syllable names are probably best, but I like this. My 2 neighbours are a scally, and a JW.
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RipleyNewt
Velasquese
Nuke it form orbit
Bishop
Bill Paxton
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:07,
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That wasn't a name suggestion.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:08,
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Alt: ask AA for money saving advice for the cinema trip
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:12,
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No it's Chompys turn at the moment so it seems(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:18,
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Gingertee hee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:20,
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moar bullyingi want a ginger cat. i would call him redford (red-furred).
but i am allergic to the furry little shits sadly.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:22,
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We had a ginger cat and called it GinnyWhen I was little
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Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:23,
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shit sorry I dunno why I told you thatthat's really dull
sorry
shit
sorry
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Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:23,
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but i'm not gingeri'm darkly, sleekly, mysteriously BRUNETTE
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:38,
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GINGERI'm a brunette. You're much redder and more gingery than me.
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Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:39,
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you are a formerly blond, now mousy piece of nondescript shithope this helps?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:42,
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i find this very hard to believewah wah wah shall i delete this now, because you were mean to me? waaaaaaah.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:48,
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You're only allowed to delete if I politely point outthat you were being a bit ungentlemanly.
I notice he hasn't posted since.
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Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:51,
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I still think the full story should be shared with the rest of the classOr never mentioned again.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:52,
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here's some of itwhen someone treats you to lunch (having paid for numerous other things too, for which you failed to say the simple word "thanks") is the polite thing to do to say:
a - thank you very much
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b - to ignore payment altogether, and waltz out of there. when the paying party, understandably annoyed, says: "er, i did just pay for that, you know. we aren't doing a runner," to reply:
"yeah, i assumed you would."
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:54,
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Well that does sound rude.But a lot of social awkwardness gets written off as rudeness.
I also suspect there is something in the missing part of it that bothers you more.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:57,
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there is a difference between shyness and rudenessit takes nothing to be polite to someone.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:59,
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There is a difference between shyness and awkwardness too.Come on, spill the beans, what's the upsetting bit you are leaving out?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:01,
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there is nothing upsetting whatsoever, just sheer rudenessi think he is boring and full of himself, but he's entitled to be that. however, being rude to me is unacceptable. if he'd just say, "yeah ok, i admit that i was rude," then great. but he genuinely can't seem to see that not saying thank you etc is rude. it baffles me.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:06,
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Had I better thank you for telling me your side of the story?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:09,
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probably gone off to look up what "gentlemanly" meanswith his finger pointing at each syllable and his mouth belming and frothing over the unfamiliar concept
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:53,
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it's mysterious how a natrural ginge is brunette, for sure(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:46,
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it is wrong that the word "bonce" made me laugh(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:00,
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You could put him out at night"Arbeit Macht Frei!"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:24,
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why name a cat? It's not like they respond to their own name is it?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:24,
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In a few short years they'll be dead anyway and you'll just get a new oneJust like children
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Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:25,
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Christ, children are fucking shit aren't they? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:26,
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They're alright after about eighteen yearsAnd you can sort of hold a conversation with them
But before that it's all shitting, puking, being shit, being stupid. Waste of everyone's time
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Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:26,
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yeah, but you're an easily amused trend following moron. You've only got a kid because your wife told you how great it would be, and as you can't think for yourself, your brain tells you you're loving it, but deep down, somewhere in that mushy brain pan of yours, is a spark of doubt. My advice is steer clear of acid and steroids.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:33,
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it's 3 years of screaming, puking and shitty arses8 years of making sure they don't get nicked or groped or run over
7 years of spots and angst and sweat and furtive wanking and refusing to talk to you because they hate you and it's all your fault and they didn't ask to be born
3 years of paying through the nose when they fuck off to uni
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:37,
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And then the cunts have kids of their own and will expect you to look after them.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:38,
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I'm glad someone here has some sense. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:38,
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But people say they'll look after you when you get oldI dunno about you but I'm topping meself when I start getting infirm, fuck that noise.
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Theoban What of it, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:39,
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how many people's kids fuck off to australia or somewherethere is no way that spewing out a piece of crotchfruit means that it will even like you when it gets older, never mind be grateful enough to return the piss/shit-wiping favour
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:41,
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loads of people I went to school with are having kids, They keep insisting I come and visit, and I know it's just a ruse, they'll run away and leave me with the pukey little wanker.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:30,
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Just tell them the terms of your licence don't permit you within 50 metres of any children(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:33,
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Course they do.Not because they recognise it as a name, of course. But they still associate those noises with attention/food/strokes/whatever.
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Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:25,
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well that isn't the same thing as having a name is it? You could just ring a bell, or bang s little gong. Humanising a cat is stupid.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:28,
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I bet dozer named his hamster after a ground breaking DJ we've never heard of. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:31,
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...or a Joy Div song that speaks to his soul.The cunt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:32,
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it's called gracewhich i think is short for "anal g-spot race"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:34,
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I bet it was the girl he was dancing with when he first heard "insert shit record with deep meaning" here. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:37,
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it can be amusing thoughi quite like cats/dogs with ridiculously human names, like graham, or marcus, or alan.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:31,
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SOMEONE on here has a dog called George.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:32,
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although I love having dogs, Every time one of them finds some fox poo, and has a weird fit involving rolling around in it, I seriously consider just leaving them on the meadow to fend for themselves.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:41,
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my friend's dog labours under the fond illusion that fox shit is deliciously wafting enticing perfumehe is very very wrong
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:42,
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your shit and puke arguments are undermined by your love of dogs :P(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:43,
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I don't have to wipe a dogs bottom, or change its nappy. Nor do I have to get up in the night for them. Nor do I have to be near them all day and night. Nor do I have to do anymore than an easy training regime. Nor do they cry loudly and irritatingly. Nor do I have to carry a fucking ton of stuff everywhere I go with it. They do not ruin other people's experiences with their smell it noise. They do not puke on anything I own, except once on the back door rug. I do not have yo have play dates with other dog owners. I could go on.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:49,
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i'd still bet that there are windypiglets at some point though...(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:56,
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never say never, But considering the thing that causes ladypigs near blindness can be passed on, at the moment she is dead against it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:04,
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hmmm. there might be some sort of screening you could have?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:09,
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What does he say?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:40,
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Never talk to strangers in the parkUnless they have a stick
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:42,
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our budgie was convinced that "joey" meant helloevery time you went near the cage, it bellowed, "JOEY!" at you. well, insofar as something that weighs about an ounce can bellow.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:30,
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you need to just go and marry Frank. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:31,
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he's been quiet todaymaybe momo finally killed and ate him?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:33,
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maybe a real mod stepped him. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:34,
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Cats respond best to names that end in a y, apparently.Which was news to my cat Benny who never fucking paid a blind bt of notice to me unless he was hungry, the little prick.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:25,
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That's because you tied him to a tree.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:26,
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You wait til my dad hears about this.You gon' be SUSPENDED, niggah
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:33,
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this is going to be like the grant/firth fight scene in BJ diary isn't it?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:34,
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genuinely i did no such typo/edityour eyes are failing, old fruit
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:39,
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if you get another one you can call it Rommel(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:29,
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that's so cunning as to disguise itself as a cat to get free food(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:32,
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Met a Pakistani woman the other week.She referred to herself as a Paki. I got a brief moment of white guilt offended anger before I realised that she was allowed to.
What a world, eh?
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Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:38,
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if it's black and whitecall it Michael Catson
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:31,
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call it 'Busi' as in Kris Akabusi(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:34,
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or just AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:37,
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Call it Rover.That would be hilarious.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:52,
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So great 20 mins over hereI have an important clinet meeting on Monday that I had just confirmed, now I have to cancel to go to a different meeting and I'll get shouted at.
Then I asked my wife what we're up over a weekend in the summer as I have a stag invite...turns out it's mini ape's bday.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:53,
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It's only come up once for me to remeber before!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:55,
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I'll wager you'll remember it next year now(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:59,
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Mini ape or Mrs Van Damme?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:00,
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mini apeMrs Van Damme has the memory of Deep Blue
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:01,
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She'll be old enough to enjoy it this year though(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:03,
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Say the following"look love, the rat's never going to remember, it's barely alive. I can afford to skip one stupid kid's party with screaming brats to go on the lash with the lads."
Then pat on her the arse, give her a fiver and suggest she buys something low cut.
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Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:04,
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It's not just your cardigan that made it out of the 70s(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:05,
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^ This guy knows women(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:05,
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you should have your own help column in the SUN(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:05,
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Say this to your wife.Whilst technically applicable, doing this to your child will raise eyebrows.
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Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:06,
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:09,
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20 miles away with the 30 metre ethernet cable.Are you related to Benny Hill at all?
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Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:55,
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Your stories remind me of the opening sequence where they'd all follow each other around and fall over and stuff.
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Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:00,
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no the 20 miles away and cableI don't see how that is relevant here
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:01,
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Oh Nakers, you bent spastic.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:59,
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i think I'm in troubleshe kept emailing saying, you know what's going on and I kept saying "you know I don't do dates adn diaries and shit"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:02,
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Oh dearPrepare for the evening of silence
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:04,
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we have friends coming over, which is annoying as I would leave now, enjoy a little sun and work later tonightbut now I can't. Stupid friends, who needs em eh? Not Kronely
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:06,
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That's right, man.I'm a lone wolf, me. Going everywhere stag, never being tied down. None of that lovey dovey shit for me I'm OH GOD HOLD ME
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Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:07,
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He should go out drinking til 3am.From experience, she'll be so fucked off with him pissing in the bath and singing that birthdaygate shall be forgotten in an instant.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:07,
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HahahahaYou've probably never seen Shameless, but you're like the dad in that.
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Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:07,
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I have precisely the same problems with Lusty, she won't mind me saying.SHE is utterly appalled by my cavalier attitude to dates and timescales. As far as I'm concerned everything past about 1997 is 'recent' and that's about it. I know which months my parents' birthdays are in.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:06,
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my wife knows every one of her friends birthdays and there are fucking loads of them(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:07,
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That's some 'Rain Man' shit right there(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:07,
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Really, unless you are a child, who gives a toss anyway?It's just weird.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:09,
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I know, right?I've I'd known there was something important to remember, I'd have remembered it and I wouldn't have got into that mess in the first place.
It's alright though, she wasn't all that.
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Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:20,
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It's not your fault you hit her, either.let's be clear on that.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:23,
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why do you need to know your ex's birthday?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:09,
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He has a sympathy wank once a year(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:10,
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I'm just going to start ignoring you when you go a-trollololing(
Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:10,
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ffs don't do thatthere'd be nothing left here
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:12,
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look how much better it is here now I've made my clients and wife angry eh?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:15,
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It's certainly replaced the work I was doing before.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:16,
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i'd have thought her bigger problem would be with you outing her as a "he"...(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:07,
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too late nowi shall be checking her chin for beardage next time i see her
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:11,
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:o((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:18,
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The reason he is in trouble though, is that he'd still rather go on the stag do.I suspect you get in trouble with Lusty for similar reasons.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:07,
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not true actually, especially if it's a weekend away, I'm already paying for two of those fucking this yearwhich will be the best part of a grand
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:08,
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Word to the wise: if she tells you she thinks you should goDon't do it. It is a trap.
/something about starwars
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:11,
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But the stag is on the forest moon of endor!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:13,
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oh n o, she said I should go to Amsterdam, and said she wanted me to enjoy it...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:23,
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You are in SO much trouble.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:25,
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It's your own fault for keep trying to hit that lower exhaust port(, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:26, Reply)
Nah I am just fucking hopeless.'Remember we're (insert name of thing which actually really good) on Sunday'
'sure'
brain: DELETE
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:12,
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also becasue the iwfe is so organised, I completely reply on her and have even less idea of whats going on when(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:14,
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She probably found this endearing once.The bitter resentment is slowly gestating though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:15,
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slowly?It drives her fuckinf mad. We have been together for more tha 10 years, yoiu think she'd be used to my little foibles
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:18,
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I'm calling him Monty.Hopefully he likes following a spliff around, and licking his chuckers round. In my experience, most cats do. He's arriving in a few weeks.
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cats are notoriously racist as welland they liek to "scratch"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 15:56,
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They never have any money of their own either.I just hope it's not a black one.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:00,
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i do think monty is a great name for a cat(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:00,
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my friend's dog is called montyhe's divine, i love him
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:01,
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My son asked me if he could eat the shower screen when it turns into cheese this morningI need to either lower or up his dosage I think
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:04,
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Did he, by any chance, attend the Treworgey Tree Fayre of July 1989?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:08,
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What is this mythical festival, the likes of which no-one knows?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:11,
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They do say it was the Woodstock of our generation*gazes into the middle distance*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:13,
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Have you ever read pete Loveday's 'Russell' comics?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:17,
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They're jolly good in a Treworgey-ish wayThey're actually as good a document of those days as you'll find, and quite funny too.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:26,
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What the fuck are you feeding that poor little bastard?Beef dripping sandwiches, I expect. Bloody Northerners.
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Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:11,
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I'm moving them up onto Nutella soon(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:21,
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I cut it with peanut butter(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:24,
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When he has a cough Sporto wraps his chest in brown paper(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:17,
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I smeraed my lard all over YM last night(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:20,
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At least I don't haev electricfied windowsgo and stand in the rain and have a sulk about them
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:22,
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I actually have no idea what the fuck you are on about(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:23,
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you said all youe window have live wires poking out of them or summit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:24,
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Don't be mean to NakersHe's just sabotaged his own marriage.
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Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:25,
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"EEEE bairn's got cold. When yer've got cold, nowt better than brown peeeerrper and paraffin oil"(
Kroney, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:21,
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On the village on Sunday they gave a baby cow medicine(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:23,
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Right, this thread is too long - I'm going home.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 25 Apr 2013, 16:26,
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