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	 haha divorce eh
	haha divorce eh
 	
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 Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis
 Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:17,
	
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	 Mine was awesome.
	Mine was awesome.
 	£300, no pissing about, stayed friends.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:18,
	
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	 yeh some people take these things far too seriously
	yeh some people take these things far too seriously
 	
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 Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis
 Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:20,
	
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	 IT'S THE NOT PISSING ABOOT WHAT AHH LUV, KING-GHEEEEEE.
	IT'S THE NOT PISSING ABOOT WHAT AHH LUV, KING-GHEEEEEE.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:22,
	
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	 yeah but then you killed her, so...
	yeah but then you killed her, so...
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:26,
	
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	 That's true.
	That's true.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:30,
	
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	 fuck that I'm rocking out to public enemy
	fuck that I'm rocking out to public enemy
 	ON DRUGS
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 broadsword now that's fresh
 broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:21,
	
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	 NEEDS MOAR ACCORD.
	NEEDS MOAR ACCORD.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:23,
	
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	 I'm sat at my desk , in silence, straight as a fucking die :o(
	I'm sat at my desk , in silence, straight as a fucking die :o(
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:24,
	
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 	 ie  ale Winton.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:27,
	
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	 You should probably go to this, you hipster prick
 	trunkrecords.greedbag.com/mailouts/trunk090/vision-on-wednesday-and-50pfriday
	You should probably go to this, you hipster prick
 	trunkrecords.greedbag.com/mailouts/trunk090/vision-on-wednesday-and-50pfriday
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:27,
	
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	 I prolly should actually. That Trunk fellow knows his shit.
	I prolly should actually. That Trunk fellow knows his shit.
 	Whilst I've got you, can I blag one of your shit albums please?
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:31,
	
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	 You're after vinyl not a download, I take it?
	You're after vinyl not a download, I take it?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:32,
	
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	 Of course I am, although both would be best, so I can listen on my space phone.
	Of course I am, although both would be best, so I can listen on my space phone.
 	I quite understand if you don't want to give a record away.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:33,
	
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	 Typical Jew.
	Typical Jew.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:40,
	
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	 Jonny Trunk is excellent
	Jonny Trunk is excellent
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:33,
	
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	 hahaha you said jonny! you know, like 'jonnies'?!!
	hahaha you said jonny! you know, like 'jonnies'?!!
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:40,
	
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	 I've had a coffee
	I've had a coffee
 	MENTAL
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:31,
	
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	 I'm off it
	I'm off it
 	not rubbing it in or nowt
hahahahahaha
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 broadsword now that's fresh
 broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:31,
	
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	 I'm sticking my lower lip out like a stroppy toddler as I type this
	I'm sticking my lower lip out like a stroppy toddler as I type this
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:32,
	
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	 alright bro
	alright bro
 	
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woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:42,
	
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	 ads
	ads
 	
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woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:43,
	
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	 I love you
	I love you
 	lets fuck
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 broadsword now that's fresh
 broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:46,
	
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	 word
	word
 	
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woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:43,
	
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	 i want to know why hh is so obsessed with me
 	b3ta.com/search/answers/89094?q=SWIPEb3ta.com/search/answers/89094?q=swipey
	i want to know why hh is so obsessed with me
 	b3ta.com/search/answers/89094?q=SWIPEb3ta.com/search/answers/89094?q=swipeypoor old blue-namer
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:26,
	
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	 He wishes you could get married and squeeze out a sprog and then when you get sick of him
	He wishes you could get married and squeeze out a sprog and then when you get sick of him
 	he'll claim you've got PND and tell the internet how awful his life is.
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 Bazongaloid
 Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:28,
	
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	 he's got an amaaaaazing wife and amaaaaaaaaazing sprogs already, apparently
	he's got an amaaaaazing wife and amaaaaaaaaazing sprogs already, apparently
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:31,
	
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	 Wait aren't you the wife he's always on about?
	Wait aren't you the wife he's always on about?
 	I'm confused here
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:31,
	
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	 i must have slept through that
	i must have slept through that
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:32,
	
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	 So right, for the record, you're not married to hh?
	So right, for the record, you're not married to hh?
 	For realsies?
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:33,
	
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	 no, for the record, he just likes to make comments like he's one of the cool kids
	no, for the record, he just likes to make comments like he's one of the cool kids
 	and we all know who the cool kids really are
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:34,
	
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	 *waves*
	*waves*
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:35,
	
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	 Woah I thought you two were like THAT
	Woah I thought you two were like THAT
 	just pretend I'm doing that crossed fingers thing instead of typing
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:35,
	
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	 i thought he was al's sock puppet for the first 6 months
	i thought he was al's sock puppet for the first 6 months
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:37,
	
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	 i thought bert and al were the same person
	i thought bert and al were the same person
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:38,
	
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	 So wait, hold on, you're not al?
	So wait, hold on, you're not al?
 	
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:38,
	
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	 i'm al
	i'm al
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:40,
	
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	 +ways a bent spastic
	+ways a bent spastic
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:42,
	
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	 Not unless Al has long ginger hair
	Not unless Al has long ginger hair
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:40,
	
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	 Al has long ginger hair?
	Al has long ginger hair?
 	I'm learning LOADS today.
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:41,
	
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	 Do you have nice breasts?
	Do you have nice breasts?
 	
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 broadsword now that's fresh
 broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:31,
	
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	 they are not my favourite feature
	they are not my favourite feature
 	but i've never had any complaints
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:32,
	
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	 Your tits are fucking disgusting, they put me right off me all bran
	Your tits are fucking disgusting, they put me right off me all bran
 	
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:33,
	
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	 Yeah, but you're a girl.
	Yeah, but you're a girl.
 	All your favourite features are stuff like eyes and smiles and all the other stuff that nobody gives a shit about.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:33,
	
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	 that's not true
	that's not true
 	my arse and legs are better than yours, as stunned will corroborate
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:34,
	
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	 How would he know, he's never groped mine.
	How would he know, he's never groped mine.
 	Also, you're wrong.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:35,
	
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	 wow
	wow
 	two blatant lies in one brief post. nice going, frenchie.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:41,
	
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	 what's your best feature then?
	what's your best feature then?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:35,
	
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	 The carrier bag on her head.
	The carrier bag on her head.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:37,
	
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	 the hamster squirming inside my hairy poo chute, desperately seeking oxygen
	the hamster squirming inside my hairy poo chute, desperately seeking oxygen
 	oh no wait. that's yours.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:37,
	
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	 hahaha fucking hell
	hahaha fucking hell
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:41,
	
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	 we all know it's true
	we all know it's true
 	turquoise polyester pants slowly tightening around the poor creature's last few minutes of life...
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:42,
	
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	 hahaha
	hahaha
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:42,
	
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	 That's made me feel quite billious.
	That's made me feel quite billious.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:46,
	
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	 Really? It's given me an erection
	Really? It's given me an erection
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:48,
	
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	 I'm back to billious again.
	I'm back to billious again.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:49,
	
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	 I'm halfway between the two, it's well confusing.
	I'm halfway between the two, it's well confusing.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:52,
	
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	 I thought you prefferred Goebbels?
	I thought you prefferred Goebbels?
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:53,
	
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	 totally gonna gaz you now
	totally gonna gaz you now
 	
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 broadsword now that's fresh
 broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:48,
	
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	 You can't spell VICE ROD without DIVORCE
	You can't spell VICE ROD without DIVORCE
 	Let that be a lesson to you all
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:30,
	
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	 Wow that never occurred to me!
	Wow that never occurred to me! 
 	Thanks Theo, you're the best.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:31,
	
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	 Hey man I'm here to improve your lives
	Hey man I'm here to improve your lives
 	Hop aboard the train to EDUCTATION
EDUCATION
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 Theoban What of it
 Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:33,
	
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	 i dunno where we'd be without him tbh
	i dunno where we'd be without him tbh
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:33,
	
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	 I can't believe I've gone and got neck gout.
	I can't believe I've gone and got neck gout.
 	Worst day ever. Nobody's has as bad a day as this.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:32,
	
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	 maybe cut it off
	maybe cut it off
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:33,
	
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	 Yeah, but then you'd be down a wingman for pulling hawt chix with.
	Yeah, but then you'd be down a wingman for pulling hawt chix with.
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:34,
	
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	 i'm not the one getting divorced here
	i'm not the one getting divorced here
 	mrs ape was fine about it anyway, you'll have to go to Oceanas by yourswelf
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:39,
	
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	 Selfish cow.
	Selfish cow.
 	WHY'S MY LIFE SO DIFFICULT
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:45,
	
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	 Bit mean of Battered to try to overshadow your woes with his trivial relationship problems.
	Bit mean of Battered to try to overshadow your woes with his trivial relationship problems.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:34,
	
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	 He always was a selfish prick
	He always was a selfish prick
 	
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:34,
	
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	 Are you still banging on about your gout?
	Are you still banging on about your gout?  
 	It's all that foie gras and claret.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:47,
	
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	 It's in my NECK
	It's in my NECK
 	if that's not grounds for a whinge, I don't know what is.
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 Kroney
 Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:49,
	
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	 No such thing as neck gout.
	No such thing as neck gout.  
 	It's probably cancer.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:51,
	
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	 What a cunt eh?
	What a cunt eh?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:37,
	
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	 Tammy Wynette is a CUNT
	Tammy Wynette is a CUNT
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:33,
	
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	 Why, did she stand by your man?
	Why, did she stand by your man?
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:39,
	
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	 Ha!
	Ha!
 	It's funny cos he's a bummer!
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:41,
	
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	 I GET THIS TOO!!!!!!
	I GET THIS TOO!!!!!!
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:42,
	
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	 What, AIDS?
	What, AIDS?
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:44,
	
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	 YOU GET BUMMED MORE LIKE!
 	LOL!
	YOU GET BUMMED MORE LIKE!
 	LOL!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:45,
	
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	 oh HO!
	oh HO!
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:42,
	
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