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haha divorce eh

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:17, 80 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Mine was awesome.
£300, no pissing about, stayed friends.
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:18, Reply)
yeh some people take these things far too seriously

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:20, Reply)
IT'S THE NOT PISSING ABOOT WHAT AHH LUV, KING-GHEEEEEE.

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:22, Reply)
yeah but then you killed her, so...

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:26, Reply)
That's true.

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:30, Reply)
fuck that I'm rocking out to public enemy
ON DRUGS
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:21, Reply)
NEEDS MOAR ACCORD.

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:23, Reply)
I'm sat at my desk , in silence, straight as a fucking die :o(

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:24, Reply)

ie ale Winton.
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:27, Reply)
You should probably go to this, you hipster prick
trunkrecords.greedbag.com/mailouts/trunk090/vision-on-wednesday-and-50pfriday
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:27, Reply)
I prolly should actually. That Trunk fellow knows his shit.
Whilst I've got you, can I blag one of your shit albums please?
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)
You're after vinyl not a download, I take it?

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)
Of course I am, although both would be best, so I can listen on my space phone.
I quite understand if you don't want to give a record away.
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)
Typical Jew.

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Jonny Trunk is excellent

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)
hahaha you said jonny! you know, like 'jonnies'?!!

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)
I've had a coffee
MENTAL
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)
I'm off it
not rubbing it in or nowt

hahahahahaha
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)
I'm sticking my lower lip out like a stroppy toddler as I type this

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)
alright bro

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)
ads

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)
I love you
lets fuck
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:46, Reply)
word

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)
i want to know why hh is so obsessed with me
b3ta.com/search/answers/89094?q=SWIPE

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poor old blue-namer
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:26, Reply)
He wishes you could get married and squeeze out a sprog and then when you get sick of him
he'll claim you've got PND and tell the internet how awful his life is.
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:28, Reply)
he's got an amaaaaazing wife and amaaaaaaaaazing sprogs already, apparently

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)
Wait aren't you the wife he's always on about?
I'm confused here
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)
i must have slept through that

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)
So right, for the record, you're not married to hh?
For realsies?
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)
no, for the record, he just likes to make comments like he's one of the cool kids
and we all know who the cool kids really are
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)
*waves*

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Woah I thought you two were like THAT
just pretend I'm doing that crossed fingers thing instead of typing
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)
i thought he was al's sock puppet for the first 6 months

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)
i thought bert and al were the same person

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:38, Reply)
So wait, hold on, you're not al?

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:38, Reply)
i'm al

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)
+ways a bent spastic

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Not unless Al has long ginger hair

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Al has long ginger hair?
I'm learning LOADS today.
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)
Do you have nice breasts?

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)
they are not my favourite feature
but i've never had any complaints
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)
Your tits are fucking disgusting, they put me right off me all bran

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)
Yeah, but you're a girl.
All your favourite features are stuff like eyes and smiles and all the other stuff that nobody gives a shit about.
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)
that's not true
my arse and legs are better than yours, as stunned will corroborate
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)
How would he know, he's never groped mine.
Also, you're wrong.
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)
wow
two blatant lies in one brief post. nice going, frenchie.
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)
what's your best feature then?

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)
The carrier bag on her head.

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)
the hamster squirming inside my hairy poo chute, desperately seeking oxygen
oh no wait. that's yours.
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)
hahaha fucking hell

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)
we all know it's true
turquoise polyester pants slowly tightening around the poor creature's last few minutes of life...
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)
hahaha

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)
That's made me feel quite billious.

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Really? It's given me an erection

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:48, Reply)
I'm back to billious again.

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:49, Reply)
I'm halfway between the two, it's well confusing.

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:52, Reply)
I thought you prefferred Goebbels?

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)
totally gonna gaz you now

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:48, Reply)
You can't spell VICE ROD without DIVORCE
Let that be a lesson to you all
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:30, Reply)
Wow that never occurred to me!
Thanks Theo, you're the best.
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)
Hey man I'm here to improve your lives
Hop aboard the train to EDUCTATION
EDUCATION
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)
i dunno where we'd be without him tbh

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)
I can't believe I've gone and got neck gout.
Worst day ever. Nobody's has as bad a day as this.
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)
maybe cut it off

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)
Yeah, but then you'd be down a wingman for pulling hawt chix with.

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)
i'm not the one getting divorced here
mrs ape was fine about it anyway, you'll have to go to Oceanas by yourswelf
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:39, Reply)
Selfish cow.
WHY'S MY LIFE SO DIFFICULT
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Bit mean of Battered to try to overshadow your woes with his trivial relationship problems.

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)
He always was a selfish prick

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)
Are you still banging on about your gout?
It's all that foie gras and claret.
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)
It's in my NECK
if that's not grounds for a whinge, I don't know what is.
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:49, Reply)
No such thing as neck gout.
It's probably cancer.
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)
What a cunt eh?

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Tammy Wynette is a CUNT

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)
Why, did she stand by your man?

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:39, Reply)
Ha!
It's funny cos he's a bummer!
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:41, Reply)
I GET THIS TOO!!!!!!

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)
What, AIDS?

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:44, Reply)
YOU GET BUMMED MORE LIKE!
LOL!
(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:45, Reply)
oh HO!

(, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)

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