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	haha divorce eh
 	
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 Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:17,
	
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	Mine was awesome.
 	£300, no pissing about, stayed friends.
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:18,
	
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	yeh some people take these things far too seriously
 	
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 Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:20,
	
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	IT'S THE NOT PISSING ABOOT WHAT AHH LUV, KING-GHEEEEEE.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:22,
	
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	yeah but then you killed her, so...
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:26,
	
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	That's true.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:30,
	
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	fuck that I'm rocking out to public enemy
 	ON DRUGS
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 broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:21,
	
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	NEEDS MOAR ACCORD.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:23,
	
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	I'm sat at my desk , in silence, straight as a fucking die :o(
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:24,
	
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 	 ie  ale Winton.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:27,
	
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	You should probably go to this, you hipster prick
 	trunkrecords.greedbag.com/mailouts/trunk090/vision-on-wednesday-and-50pfriday
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:27,
	
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	I prolly should actually. That Trunk fellow knows his shit.
 	Whilst I've got you, can I blag one of your shit albums please?
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:31,
	
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	You're after vinyl not a download, I take it?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:32,
	
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	Of course I am, although both would be best, so I can listen on my space phone.
 	I quite understand if you don't want to give a record away.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:33,
	
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	Typical Jew.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:40,
	
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	Jonny Trunk is excellent
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:33,
	
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	hahaha you said jonny! you know, like 'jonnies'?!!
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:40,
	
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	I've had a coffee
 	MENTAL
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 Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:31,
	
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	I'm off it
 	not rubbing it in or nowt
hahahahahaha
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 broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:31,
	
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	I'm sticking my lower lip out like a stroppy toddler as I type this
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:32,
	
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	alright bro
 	
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woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:42,
	
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	ads
 	
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woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:43,
	
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	I love you
 	lets fuck
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 broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:46,
	
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	word
 	
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woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:43,
	
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	i want to know why hh is so obsessed with me
 	b3ta.com/search/answers/89094?q=SWIPEb3ta.com/search/answers/89094?q=swipeypoor old blue-namer
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:26,
	
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	He wishes you could get married and squeeze out a sprog and then when you get sick of him
 	he'll claim you've got PND and tell the internet how awful his life is.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:28,
	
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	he's got an amaaaaazing wife and amaaaaaaaaazing sprogs already, apparently
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:31,
	
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	Wait aren't you the wife he's always on about?
 	I'm confused here
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 Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:31,
	
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	i must have slept through that
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:32,
	
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	So right, for the record, you're not married to hh?
 	For realsies?
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 Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:33,
	
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	no, for the record, he just likes to make comments like he's one of the cool kids
 	and we all know who the cool kids really are
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:34,
	
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	*waves*
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:35,
	
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	Woah I thought you two were like THAT
 	just pretend I'm doing that crossed fingers thing instead of typing
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 Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:35,
	
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	i thought he was al's sock puppet for the first 6 months
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:37,
	
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	i thought bert and al were the same person
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:38,
	
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	So wait, hold on, you're not al?
 	
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 Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:38,
	
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	i'm al
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:40,
	
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	+ways a bent spastic
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:42,
	
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	Not unless Al has long ginger hair
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:40,
	
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	Al has long ginger hair?
 	I'm learning LOADS today.
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 Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:41,
	
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	Do you have nice breasts?
 	
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 broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:31,
	
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	they are not my favourite feature
 	but i've never had any complaints
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:32,
	
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	Your tits are fucking disgusting, they put me right off me all bran
 	
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 Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:33,
	
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	Yeah, but you're a girl.
 	All your favourite features are stuff like eyes and smiles and all the other stuff that nobody gives a shit about.
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 Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:33,
	
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	that's not true
 	my arse and legs are better than yours, as stunned will corroborate
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:34,
	
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	How would he know, he's never groped mine.
 	Also, you're wrong.
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 Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:35,
	
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	wow
 	two blatant lies in one brief post. nice going, frenchie.
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:41,
	
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	what's your best feature then?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:35,
	
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	The carrier bag on her head.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:37,
	
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	the hamster squirming inside my hairy poo chute, desperately seeking oxygen
 	oh no wait. that's yours.
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:37,
	
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	hahaha fucking hell
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:41,
	
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	we all know it's true
 	turquoise polyester pants slowly tightening around the poor creature's last few minutes of life...
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:42,
	
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	hahaha
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:42,
	
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	That's made me feel quite billious.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:46,
	
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	Really? It's given me an erection
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:48,
	
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	I'm back to billious again.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:49,
	
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	I'm halfway between the two, it's well confusing.
 	
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 Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:52,
	
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	I thought you prefferred Goebbels?
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:53,
	
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	totally gonna gaz you now
 	
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 broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:48,
	
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	You can't spell VICE ROD without DIVORCE
 	Let that be a lesson to you all
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 Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:30,
	
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	Wow that never occurred to me! 
 	Thanks Theo, you're the best.
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:31,
	
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	Hey man I'm here to improve your lives
 	Hop aboard the train to EDUCTATION
EDUCATION
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 Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:33,
	
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	i dunno where we'd be without him tbh
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:33,
	
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	I can't believe I've gone and got neck gout.
 	Worst day ever. Nobody's has as bad a day as this.
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 Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:32,
	
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	maybe cut it off
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:33,
	
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	Yeah, but then you'd be down a wingman for pulling hawt chix with.
 	
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 Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:34,
	
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	i'm not the one getting divorced here
 	mrs ape was fine about it anyway, you'll have to go to Oceanas by yourswelf
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:39,
	
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	Selfish cow.
 	WHY'S MY LIFE SO DIFFICULT
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 Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:45,
	
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	Bit mean of Battered to try to overshadow your woes with his trivial relationship problems.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:34,
	
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	He always was a selfish prick
 	
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 Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:34,
	
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	Are you still banging on about your gout?  
 	It's all that foie gras and claret.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:47,
	
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	It's in my NECK
 	if that's not grounds for a whinge, I don't know what is.
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 Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:49,
	
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	No such thing as neck gout.  
 	It's probably cancer.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:51,
	
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	What a cunt eh?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:37,
	
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	Tammy Wynette is a CUNT
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:33,
	
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	Why, did she stand by your man?
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:39,
	
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	Ha!
 	It's funny cos he's a bummer!
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:41,
	
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	I GET THIS TOO!!!!!!
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:42,
	
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	What, AIDS?
 	
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 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:44,
	
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	YOU GET BUMMED MORE LIKE!
 	LOL!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:45,
	
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	oh HO!
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:42,
	
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