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haha divorce eh
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:17,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Mine was awesome.
£300, no pissing about, stayed friends.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:18,
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yeh some people take these things far too seriously
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:20,
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IT'S THE NOT PISSING ABOOT WHAT AHH LUV, KING-GHEEEEEE.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:22,
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yeah but then you killed her, so...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:26,
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That's true.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:30,
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fuck that I'm rocking out to public enemy
ON DRUGS
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:21,
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NEEDS MOAR ACCORD.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:23,
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I'm sat at my desk , in silence, straight as a fucking die :o(
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:24,
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ie ale Winton.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:27,
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You should probably go to this, you hipster prick
trunkrecords.greedbag.com/mailouts/trunk090/vision-on-wednesday-and-50pfriday
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:27,
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I prolly should actually. That Trunk fellow knows his shit.
Whilst I've got you, can I blag one of your shit albums please?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:31,
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You're after vinyl not a download, I take it?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:32,
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Of course I am, although both would be best, so I can listen on my space phone.
I quite understand if you don't want to give a record away.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:33,
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Typical Jew.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:40,
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Jonny Trunk is excellent
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:33,
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hahaha you said jonny! you know, like 'jonnies'?!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:40,
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I've had a coffee
MENTAL
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Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:31,
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I'm off it
not rubbing it in or nowt
hahahahahaha
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:31,
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I'm sticking my lower lip out like a stroppy toddler as I type this
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:32,
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alright bro
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woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:42,
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ads
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woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:43,
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I love you
lets fuck
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:46,
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word
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woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:43,
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i want to know why hh is so obsessed with me
b3ta.com/search/answers/89094?q=SWIPEb3ta.com/search/answers/89094?q=swipeypoor old blue-namer
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:26,
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He wishes you could get married and squeeze out a sprog and then when you get sick of him
he'll claim you've got PND and tell the internet how awful his life is.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:28,
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he's got an amaaaaazing wife and amaaaaaaaaazing sprogs already, apparently
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:31,
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Wait aren't you the wife he's always on about?
I'm confused here
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Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:31,
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i must have slept through that
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:32,
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So right, for the record, you're not married to hh?
For realsies?
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Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:33,
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no, for the record, he just likes to make comments like he's one of the cool kids
and we all know who the cool kids really are
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:34,
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*waves*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:35,
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Woah I thought you two were like THAT
just pretend I'm doing that crossed fingers thing instead of typing
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Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:35,
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i thought he was al's sock puppet for the first 6 months
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:37,
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i thought bert and al were the same person
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:38,
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So wait, hold on, you're not al?
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Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:38,
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i'm al
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:40,
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+ways a bent spastic
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:42,
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Not unless Al has long ginger hair
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:40,
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Al has long ginger hair?
I'm learning LOADS today.
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Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:41,
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Do you have nice breasts?
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:31,
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they are not my favourite feature
but i've never had any complaints
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:32,
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Your tits are fucking disgusting, they put me right off me all bran
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Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:33,
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Yeah, but you're a girl.
All your favourite features are stuff like eyes and smiles and all the other stuff that nobody gives a shit about.
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Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:33,
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that's not true
my arse and legs are better than yours, as stunned will corroborate
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:34,
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How would he know, he's never groped mine.
Also, you're wrong.
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Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:35,
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wow
two blatant lies in one brief post. nice going, frenchie.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:41,
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what's your best feature then?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:35,
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The carrier bag on her head.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:37,
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the hamster squirming inside my hairy poo chute, desperately seeking oxygen
oh no wait. that's yours.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:37,
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hahaha fucking hell
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:41,
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we all know it's true
turquoise polyester pants slowly tightening around the poor creature's last few minutes of life...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:42,
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hahaha
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:42,
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That's made me feel quite billious.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:46,
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Really? It's given me an erection
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:48,
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I'm back to billious again.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:49,
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I'm halfway between the two, it's well confusing.
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Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:52,
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I thought you prefferred Goebbels?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:53,
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totally gonna gaz you now
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broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:48,
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You can't spell VICE ROD without DIVORCE
Let that be a lesson to you all
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Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:30,
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Wow that never occurred to me!
Thanks Theo, you're the best.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:31,
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Hey man I'm here to improve your lives
Hop aboard the train to EDUCTATION
EDUCATION
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Theoban What of it, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:33,
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i dunno where we'd be without him tbh
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:33,
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I can't believe I've gone and got neck gout.
Worst day ever. Nobody's has as bad a day as this.
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Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:32,
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maybe cut it off
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:33,
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Yeah, but then you'd be down a wingman for pulling hawt chix with.
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Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:34,
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i'm not the one getting divorced here
mrs ape was fine about it anyway, you'll have to go to Oceanas by yourswelf
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:39,
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Selfish cow.
WHY'S MY LIFE SO DIFFICULT
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Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:45,
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Bit mean of Battered to try to overshadow your woes with his trivial relationship problems.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:34,
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He always was a selfish prick
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Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:34,
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Are you still banging on about your gout?
It's all that foie gras and claret.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:47,
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It's in my NECK
if that's not grounds for a whinge, I don't know what is.
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Kroney, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:49,
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No such thing as neck gout.
It's probably cancer.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:51,
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What a cunt eh?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:37,
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Tammy Wynette is a CUNT
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:33,
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Why, did she stand by your man?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:39,
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Ha!
It's funny cos he's a bummer!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:41,
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I GET THIS TOO!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:42,
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What, AIDS?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:44,
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YOU GET BUMMED MORE LIKE!
LOL!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:45,
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oh HO!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Apr 2013, 10:42,
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