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Who else wants to hear the full story about Windy Pigs fight last night?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:25, 80 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I do

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:26, Reply)

*Raises hand*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:27, Reply)

yer

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:27, Reply)

I do, if it includes pictures of Salma Hayak's bum.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:29, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:29, Reply)

hang on.
I'm just going to get on the bus home, then I'll fill you in.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:30, Reply)

FFS
You just can't help yourself can you?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)

10/10

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Nice one 'Craig David'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:31, Reply)

'punched a taxi driver on Monday...'

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Obviously "pilled on Sunday"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:32, Reply)

'bruised jaw on Tuesday'

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)

\o

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:33, Reply)

hahahaha
I love this
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:34, Reply)

I'd prefer a news link.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:35, Reply)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-22312146
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:36, Reply)

WHOA...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:38, Reply)

I'm not saying Windy was involved in this.
But ... you know.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:38, Reply)

breaking newz
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22344054
Way to make the EDL look like the good guys.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)

hahaha, worst terrorists ever

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:45, Reply)

I'd like to hear what they said when they realised it had already finished.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)

INFIDEL

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:48, Reply)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-22312146
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:37, Reply)

Yesssss
I went past them the other day on the way to the pub. They looked very nice.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)

That one on the right looks fucking rubbish

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:42, Reply)

DO NOT DISS THE COW

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:43, Reply)

It looks like someone couldn't remember what a cow looked like
and just painted a badger instead. A fucking big badger.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)

INNIT DOE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:52, Reply)

who?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:39, Reply)

I'm so internet I am considering eating my lunch now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:40, Reply)

I lasted until 11:30 yesterday
I'm hoping to make it until 12 today
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:46, Reply)

This thread is doomed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:45, Reply)

This'll help
HONK!


( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Asparagoose

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Hi Gonz

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:52, Reply)

Who is actually here then?
CHECK IN
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:47, Reply)

Yo

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:48, Reply)

I'm here now.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Punching story please

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:49, Reply)

well, after dinner, a couple of the decent types invited me back to their flat for drinks as the free bar tab had run out.
After some drinking, me and one of the girls wanted to head back to the hotel, so we wandered out on to the street to find a taxi. It's all a bit hazy as I was shit faced, but I think she had gone ahead while I was saying goodbye, she flagged a cab down, the fella got out to open the door for her, still don't know why he did that, and he was being pervy, you know peering down her top, tried to grab her bum, she called him a wanker, he called her a smelly little slut, so I hit him. He didn't realise we were together I think, as I was stumbling up behind her. He hit me back, I hit him again, there was a bit of grabbing and pushing, and he went down, she flagged another cab and off we went. He was shouting about calling the police, but nothing cane of it. He knew where our hotel was, so he could have found us probably.
Sorry it's not more exciting.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:59, Reply)

I'm glad he went down on you to make up for hitting you.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:00, Reply)

oh you, classic comedy misunderstanding. very good.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:02, Reply)

You should have given me a bell, I'd have shanked the cunt

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:01, Reply)

we were in soho,
I don't think you'd have made it in time.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:03, Reply)

You're going to have to bar yourself from your pub

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:01, Reply)

I don't get why drivers do that, as if at any point in history, a women has thought.
"Hmmm, I'm with this fella. He's got me drunk, he's a bit cheeky, and he's gonna get some tonight.... oh wait, there's a cab driver there, cor blimey, he's a complete stranger but i'd let him shove one up me instead.".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:19, Reply)

Here is one about Batts teaching PD how to play baseball

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Cracking hit

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:10, Reply)

dunno

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Three then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:49, Reply)

Er yeah, sort of.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Good enough

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)

I'm not.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Me too

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Kind of

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:52, Reply)

o/

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:53, Reply)

*shakes it all about*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)

yo HONK!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:54, Reply)

That is just weird

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:55, Reply)

Was that painted by the same guy who did the badger cow in the link up there?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:56, Reply)

Mr MagGoose

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:56, Reply)

a badger fucked a ostrich

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Looks like he is on his vinegar strokes right there

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:59, Reply)

*puffs*
Did I make it in time?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 10:59, Reply)

I just got here

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Gerroff me

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:01, Reply)

yeah go on then.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:02, Reply)

scroll up.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:04, Reply)

I did.
Happy Candleday.

also, thank you for fighting for your lady friend. She probably said you were a silly git, but I bet she appreciated it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Indeed this^
Gentlemanly valour
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Gentlemanly valour is seriously lacking in many men these days. it makes me sad. :(

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:21, Reply)

she was very happy that I was there for sure.
And she got some ice in the hotel and held it gently to my face like in the movies.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Then did she put it up your bum like in the movies?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:09, Reply)

What film is that?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:09, Reply)

Home movie

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:14, Reply)

I think Windy should go and punch some people on /links
They are bullying poor Rory terribly: www.b3ta.com/links/Its_Baldmonkey_again
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:09, Reply)

Oh man, Windy, I should have been there.
I'd have distracted him momentarily by heroically shitting myself and crying.
( Kroney, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:10, Reply)

hahaha!
officelolling and having to hide behind monitors
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:14, Reply)

You bastard.
I just laughed so hard snot came out my nose.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:21, Reply)

You have just cemented your entry in the shortest book in the world.
The French Book of War Heroes.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 30 Apr 2013, 11:34, Reply)