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SALTED BAR SNACKS.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 9:21,
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salt and pepper squidpork sratchings
CRISSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 9:26,
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Salt & pepper squid is terrific if done well & bloody awful if overcooked.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 9:27,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 9:29,
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Salt and poo cooked?That's your best strikethrough effort?
Oh, Harters :(
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Kroney, Wed 8 May 2013, 9:42,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:01,
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Mumsnet: the online gift that keeps on giving:www.mumsnet.com/Talk/general_health/1694900-Just-been-for-a-smear-the-nurse-couldnt-find-my-cervix
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 9:33,
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I'm throwing my not inconsiderable internet poster bulk behind this thread.(
Kroney, Wed 8 May 2013, 9:35,
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So I 've got this really nice recipe for ribs, I can cook them in the oven then finish them off on the BBQ!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 9:38,
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He's stalking me as badly as I'm stalking Rory.With all this stalking going on, the internet's going be become a less safe place for children to play on :(
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Kroney, Wed 8 May 2013, 9:41,
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Careful, if you talk about kids Bartleby will start posting.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 9:42,
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I feels like pushing your fist into warm compost(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 9:46,
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i did last week I thinkwww.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/honey_roast_ribs_with_64823
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 9:44,
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Fucking hell, it had to be a fucking BBC link didn't it?I like the sound of those ribs though.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 9:45,
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Yeah, it's a shame nigel slater is so terminally annoying/bent(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 9:52,
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He's fine if you read his stuff.But his voice and face are annoying.
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So is burning food or food poisoning.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:08,
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in the oven, yes.Some things it's worth boiling in water first. Ribs are one of them. Means you can have the BBQ on a fierce heat and get good caramelisation more easily, and they don't dry out.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:39,
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Nahboil them first. Stops them drying out. Boil them in a big pan of water for 30mins to an hour, cool them, marinade them, BBQ.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:38,
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Your support is appreciated at this challenging time.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 9:39,
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Got food in it, innit.Real food. Not this fruit shit. Don't trust fruit.
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Kroney, Wed 8 May 2013, 9:41,
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Ok who's stolen Nakers' login?A correctly spelt word of 4 syllables?
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WellI think we can all be proud of what we've accomplished here, this morning.
Well done, everyone.
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Kroney, Wed 8 May 2013, 9:55,
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Yep proving that salted products are more interesting than fruit.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:02,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:05,
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Well it seem that the backlash from the ice-cream has already startedwww.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-22444421
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 9:57,
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"The Jolly Nero"?Well, I suppose he was in his way, but it doesn't seem like the sort of jolly you'd be celebrating even in ship form. Other ship names in the flotilla: The Passionate Hitler, The Dedicated Stalin, The Unpredictable Kim Jong Il.
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Kroney, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:05,
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The Terrorist Mandela, The Graceful Bin Laden, The Swinging Mussollini etc.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:07,
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The Naughty Napoleon (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:10,
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The Ferry Fritz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:12,
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You're not having a good day on here are you HH.It's just not going very well for you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:13,
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We all have our off days*sniffs* :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:14,
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"If I said you had a wonderful body would you hold it against me?".............
Thats not the right type of line is it?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:18,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1955340
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:21,
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I ent no surrender monkey I will keep going
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:16,
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The Stirring Goering is better(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:16,
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I'm against themSo far this morning I've had a project meeting where I mentioned a piece of analysis work I've been asked to do and it turns out the asker is attempting to sneak some work into someone else's queue and I should tell them to fuck off. And then get back to my desk and read my emails to find that further investigation means I don't have to do another thing I was tasked for. I haven't done anything yet and I'm already having a really productive day.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:13,
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I knew you'd appreciate it.(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:18,
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I'm suprised you dare show your face after the terrible trolling you supposedly did on /links yesterday
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:15,
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Weren't me guvnorit were that dastardly impostor Rory.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:18,
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Tell that to /links(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:19,
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Just gonna throw this out therewww.joeandsephs.co.uk/home
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:20,
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Popcorn is shitsweet or savoury, might as well eat packing peanuts slathered in butter.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:21,
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this shit is like 15 bucks for 50 bits of popcorn thogotta be good
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:22,
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I hear there's some really nice ice cream for sale in Italy too(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:24,
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let's spend the day finding unreasonably high priced goods(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:25,
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but they have twee little messages on the labeling! (
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:30,
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Let's do that very thing RIGHT NOW(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:28,
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whoah give us time to find em innit(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:29,
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Like this?www.yumsugar.com/What-Exactly-60000-Ice-Cream-Sundae-1572937
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i think we need to aim lower,like aim for the sort of stuff that our gonz might consider buying
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:31,
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jesus christ capitalism is cray cray(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:22,
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THAT IS NOT A BBC LINK YOU LINKWRONGER(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:22,
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Poor Chochowww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1955296
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:25,
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so you take a shitdull thread, the likes of which have killed this place almost to deathand then reiterate it?
i see what you did there.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:25,
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I need a haircut, what style shall i go for?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:26,
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Female skinhead, you know, with tufty bits(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:29,
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I imagine you to have a floppy side parting.If you don't, you should get one of those.
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Kroney, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:32,
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80's German porn star Mullet(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:34,
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Very clever isn't it.....ohhh wait no the other one(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:27,
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Anything had to be better than Boyce's fruit thread.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:28,
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Well almost anything(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:30,
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you are aware that it was a reference to a previous HH 'classic', right?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:31,
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Yes, but you still started a fruit thread you festering bell end.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:32,
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Its very shitness was entirely the point.Jesus Christ is it National Thick Day or something?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:38,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1955405
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:39,
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Are you going to party?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:40,
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So was the shitness of this one. I was attempting to start one even more shit you dense pillock.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:41,
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It's like he just don't get it(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:32,
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nothis is not true. whisky chat, gaming chat, car chat, ex chat, homebrew chat. these things are all shit and dull.
i shall start a thread comparing the various merits of mascaras at some point. then you'll see. YOU'LL ALL SEE.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:32,
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+ CHOCHO START A THEAD 3 MINS LATER(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:33,
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On Sunday I saw a Lamborghini Aventador, Lamborghini Countach, Ferrari 458 spider, 2 new shape Rolls Royce Phantoms,a Bently Mulsanne and a Mclaren Mp4-12C.
It was like fucking concourse on the M4
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:34,
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I've not see a Countach or an Aventador before so that was pretty coolThere is Miura in the showroom by the Chiswick roundabout
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:37,
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i was at the dorchester the other nightand there was a bugatti on the forecourt which i was reliably informed cost £1.2M.
and yet it was painted in zebra stripes. who the blue fuck does that? it's a criminal offence.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:36,
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Veyron. Very nice.It's arabs ruining cars like that. Kids in the early 20's with much more family money than sense.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:37,
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i'm not a fan of the Veyron, I mean it's impressive, but it leaves me cold(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:38,
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your merc is a toy in comparisonwhich variant do you have anyway?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:41,
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She's got an SLK. I assume 200.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:41,
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hahah, car bitchynessyeah i know it's an SLK but lets be honest 55AMG or GTFO
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:42,
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it's fucking nippy and it makes a nice roar when i put my foot downi like these features. in all seriousness, the speed has saved me a couple of times on the motorways from dumbass left-hand foreign trucks that simply haven't seen me
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:43,
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Not bitchiness at allI assumed no-one actually bothered buying the bigger engined ones, I can't really see the point.
But fair dos. It's marginally less hairdressery than I thought.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:47,
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because when i put my foot down it goes vrooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:49,
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unless you fancy an 8 ltr Viperwith about 11bhp, well done america, very clever
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:49,
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i has the slk 300in shiny black. with black leather seats. like the batmobile.
haha, there is a shit car on my street, some tiny square boxy little thing, with the bat symbol on the bonnet. why??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:42,
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You can get chrome-plated oneswould you like that?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:41,
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YESexcept that i read somewhere that a dude bought his wife a chrome plated mini, only to find the cunt was totally uninsurable (the car, not the wife)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:42,
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It leaves fucking anything cold.it's the 1000 hp that does it.
/I do know what you mean. Even VW admitted it was purely an exercise in engineering possibility when they built it. It's got no soul
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:40,
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You'd never get the ribs to mine in a VeyronFirstly, you'd never find anywhere to park it, it's the size of a roundabout. Also, glazed ribs on new Bugatti leather? A likely story.
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Kroney, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:42,
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As an engineering exercise it is very impressive.I'd rather own an F40 though. Always coveted one of those.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:42,
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My godmother's boyfriend has a beautiful Daytonaamongst a collection of 1020/20s bentleys
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:44,
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Actually, the only car that I've ever really particularly desperately wanted to ownis the 2000 vintage TVR Tuscan.
Which is convenient as that's actually affordable. It's just a shame I can't put a child seat in it.
I'm not that arsed by supercars; I mean I wouldn't say no, but I wouldn't go out of my way to own one unless I was seriously loaded.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:44,
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I had a Chimera - the high compression version. Brilliant car & never had a problem with it, despite their reputation.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:46,
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i want a proper 1960's or 1970's ragtop beetlea silver one. or maybe a pink one.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:48,
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CHRIST ON A BIKE WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:48,
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\o/Boyce internet rage should always be celebrated as a victory.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:49,
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Look on the bright side the day can only get better(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:43,
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It'll be because they've already appointed his successor.Which means it's Moyes or Mourinho.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:42,
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:43,
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As opposed to, what, every other thing posted on here?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:49,
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Has anyone heard from Jeffers lately?www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-22445684
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:32,
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