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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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No-one cares if that undignified prick gets sold a lump of polish and robbed by scousers.
Pitch me an idea for a b3ta user-based TV show.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:42, 158 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Well it was worth a shot.
My pitch: a roulette wheel with everybody's names on it spins. The lucky winner's internet is restricted entirely to B3ta for 24 hours of verbal abuse and spamming. Penalties for early wibbling, a cuddly toy and a month's free therapy if they survive.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:44, Reply)
Also: does anybody here NOT like eggs?

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:51, Reply)
Can't stand them

(socynicalsohip, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:58, Reply)
Excellent, you've been a great help.
Any others?
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:05, Reply)
Shut up alan

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:24, Reply)
That doesn't answer my question, prick

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:43, Reply)
NTTP: See? wasn't this better than Frisbee's thread?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 18:29, Reply)
It would be called "Tell me Lies"
and would be hosted by Stevie Nicks while two teams of sweaty men who can't look straight at each other or at the camera tell stories about their sexual experiences and the winner is the team who gets the least upset.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:45, Reply)
What's the prize?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:47, Reply)
Stevie Nicks

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:48, Reply)
No. She hasn't aged well.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:50, Reply)
I think she'd still be considered a 'prize' by most of the sweaty virgins on /ot

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:52, Reply)
One at a time they are led into a curtained booth and then a bare chested woman or fat man stands in front of a small window
and a curtain is opened for 10 seconds. If it's a man then everyone shouts "HAHAHA GAYLORD!!!!" when the contestant emerges with a suspicious bulge in their trousers.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:49, Reply)
I'm on hold to BBC3 right now, looks promising
Struggling to get hold of Nicks' agent
Do you know any fat men who can do the bare chest thing?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:51, Reply)
I can gaz Gonz?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Oh man, that's seriously harsh.
I'm sorry Gonz. Wherever you are.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:56, Reply)
I assumed you were complimenting him on his nice tits

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:56, Reply)
Property Ladder
1 hour long show where Monty cries uncontrolably onto Sarah Beanies tits.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:50, Reply)
I do not like this. My position on Sarah Beeny has been previously documented.
Adding Monty would result in a really awkward situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:55, Reply)
There's enough beenyboobs to go round.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:56, Reply)
Because you really fancy Monty and don't want to share him with a buxom woman who appears to get pregnant at the drop of a hat?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:56, Reply)
Ideally she should be in varying states of pregnancy throughout the series

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Her constant state of pregnancy tells me that she goes like an angry mongoose.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:02, Reply)
b3tan dating show.
loser gets piston.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:51, Reply)
and the winner?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:52, Reply)
kills themself

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:53, Reply)
well, it's a step up.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:53, Reply)
Gonz's cooking nightmares
Each week Gonz presents one of his own special creations to three professional chefs. The last chef to vomit wins some of Gonz's drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Hartley's pubic Hares
Each week HH trawls the public toilets of Middlesborough trying to match stray pubes to their owners.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:56, Reply)
:o
I hope they don't do a new series in Oxford
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:59, Reply)
Battered's Commercial Breakdown
An audience watches while a short angry alcoholic systematically sabotages every aspect of his life while continuing to blame all his problems on others.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:57, Reply)
I like this. Do you know any commissioning editors?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:58, Reply)

l +w
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:01, Reply)
what?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:03, Reply)
*sigh*
if you remove the L in life and replace it with a W you get wife.







with LOLarious consequences, obviously.










you, know, because he's getting divorced and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:09, Reply)
the b3tan larpers lord of the rings.
where b3tans become characters from the fabled series and supermatt is spiderman.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Does anyone here have the stones to ignore the haters?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 15:59, Reply)
I like how supermatt argues the case for not being a shut in, while being a shut in.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:01, Reply)
I like how he dresses as children's characters to lure kids into his seedy bedsit

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:03, Reply)
I like how he doesn't eat Special K because it makes him gassy.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:03, Reply)
I like how he looks like an internet meme for a rapist.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:03, Reply)
two hats wanks over historical hats.
an hour long show where TH talks us through some historical hats, then does a cum on them.

this week: Churchill's black felt bowker.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:01, Reply)
Would I have to gently masturbate throughout the hour?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:04, Reply)
Best lube up or that shit'll chafe.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:04, Reply)
My silky tip is throbbing at the thought of it

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:06, Reply)
+said Darth

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:13, Reply)
I know I will be!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:04, Reply)
I won't lie
The image of me hunched over, humping my own fist, is quite an exciting one.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:08, Reply)
oh course, I imagine the money shot being quite aggressive though.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:05, Reply)
When I ejaculate it begins with a lot of aggressive swearing, followed by 4-5 minutes of sobbing and remorse
So I'm thinking More 4, rather than E4.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:07, Reply)
“Deacons in Beacons”
It’s based on how far you can kick your shoe off a welsh mountain, how long you can say “lalalalalalalalalala I’m not listening” with their hands clapped over their ears the longest and many replies you take before you flounce.
Turning up in Lycra and spandex earns you extra “Stones” points.


THERE IS NO WINNER
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:01, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:10, Reply)
pigdog
rural affairs programme with widy pig and his stupid little bug eyed dog.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Top Queer
Weekly motoring show hosted by Geordie Jay, Darth and one of you other benders.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:03, Reply)
Crufts.
Presented by JTDF.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:05, Reply)
internet news at 10
an hour long programme where chompy trawls bbc news for lols.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:05, Reply)
Gonz Swap
Kinda like Wife Swap except the poor bugger of a husband gets to live in peace on his own for a week in Gonz's place while Gonz attempts to get it on with his wife.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:05, Reply)
I'm A Nonentity Get Me Out Of Here
Frank tries to leave his flat.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:06, Reply)
QOTW Time
Flailing spastics flail around telling lies about sex and drugs.

Chaired by David Dimbleby.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:07, Reply)
Gingery lawyers for you
Where Swipe chases after ambulances looking for the ultimate Compo. claim.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:08, Reply)
Bastard.
you actually made me laugh there.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:10, Reply)
the hungrier games
yet another fucking lunch discussion.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:08, Reply)
Trading Plaices
Monty & Stunned try to swap pieces of fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:09, Reply)
tenko boyce
monty roams the streets looking for tramps to behead.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:10, Reply)
Have I Got Poos For You
Gonz eats a different nationality of food each day and shites into a blanked out Pringles tub. Celebrity teams then have 20 seconds to identify the cuisine for 10 points plus and EXTRA 5 points for the correct Pringles flavour
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:12, Reply)
this is such a good idea that i'm going to click i like this

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:55, Reply)
snog, marry, avoid
we see just how desperate some people are to get into the UK by offering them a choice with battered.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:13, Reply)
Dr Who?
Al uses a variety of Disguises to try and fool people into adding him on facebook
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:13, Reply)
B3ta Big Broth3r
14 social retards with absolutely no self-awareness live together, and spend 3 months trying to impress each other for no specific reason, other than the emptiness and futility of their own failed existance. Then Davina McCall pulls a face.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:14, Reply)
Have I got pews for you
Reverend Fister shows us the interiors of his favourite churches.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:14, Reply)
Have I Got Booze For You
Stunned pays Monty out to the pub

again
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:15, Reply)
Have I Got Moos For You
Hosted by our very own sports-'Aberdeen Angus Deacon'-cow
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:19, Reply)
*throws sporran-shoe into sea*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:20, Reply)
I like this
Although I think it's probably BBC3 at best.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:47, Reply)
In fact
churches choirboys
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:47, Reply)
MK Law
A sassy London lawyer moves to Milton Keynes to set up her own law firm when an unlikely romance develops with her stationer.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Moo-Alighting
Sportscow gets off a train at a number of different destinations
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:18, Reply)
eastenders
barry from eastenders argues with himself in a café.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:19, Reply)
I miss Barry
He was entertaining
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:20, Reply)
oh man, he was so lol
I watched Fulham again.
I'm not sure this imaginary girl likes me.

hahaha! classic.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:23, Reply)
Barryoaks was quite often the highlight of my week.
However, if you cross Stunned, you wake up at the bottom of the Thames.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:24, Reply)
Crimewatch
Featuring Barryfromeastenders.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:20, Reply)
gonz in sixty seconds
a brief look into the life of gonz.

warning: may contain some scenes viewers will find intensely disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:21, Reply)
Anyone familiar with DVDFever, off of /links?
He's a character, and no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:25, Reply)
Fat face and cries a lot?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:26, Reply)
I don't know who this DVDfever chap is though

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:26, Reply)
Wahey!
Yeah, that's him. If he wasn't so pathetic, I'd take him for a troll. His videos are terrible, and he gets seriously bent out of shape if you tell him so. He has a woefully depressing video on Youtube that describes the break up with his former girlfriend. Which comes as no fucking surprise whatsoever,
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:28, Reply)
There was a whole load of talk about wine in that wasn't there?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:29, Reply)
Yes!
He bought her some nice wine and she didn't give it back when she dumped him, or something. If ANY women see that video, he'll be single for the rest of his life.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:30, Reply)
Luckily women don't use the internet

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:30, Reply)
My girlfriend does.
She knows how to search youtube for Owls and Puppies.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:31, Reply)

owls and puppies clients
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:32, Reply)
She 'likes' a lot of my Facebook posts
Which, naturally, means that she fancies me. There's no other possible explanation.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:32, Reply)
I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:33, Reply)
*waggles eyebrows and winkie*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:33, Reply)
fat fingers, sensitive touch screen.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:33, Reply)
PHWOAR

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:34, Reply)
Wait a minute....
Windy Pig is a DUDE??
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:31, Reply)
Things just got sexy

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:32, Reply)
actually, I remember this.
fucking well lol.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:29, Reply)
I don't really bother with /links as I can already use a search engine and youtube.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:27, Reply)
Get you Mr La-di-dah internet man!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:28, Reply)
Right, what the fuck is a 'search engine'?
We're not all computer science engineering officers here, Mumps.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:29, Reply)
you get a special magical train and you ask it a question.
a bit like ivor the engine, but not gay. or welsh.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:30, Reply)
Well this is news to me, I must say

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:31, Reply)
it's a good thing I dun computerz scienz at college!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:34, Reply)
I like the way he puts bullshit on youtube and then calls us cunts for not liking it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:28, Reply)
^And the prosecution rests, your honour

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:29, Reply)
I am not. Gotta link?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:36, Reply)
He's taken the original video down:
www.b3ta.com/links/916247
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 17:05, Reply)
The sky at night
Where Kroney runs screaming from light sources avoiding killer Moths
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:38, Reply)
It's no laughing matter
they fucking drink human blood now.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:40, Reply)
morning
with the doveston
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:54, Reply)
Need a female co-host though. Preferably well-aged and alright on the eyes.
Fiona Bruce-type bird
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:56, Reply)
Julia Bradbury

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:57, Reply)
neeeeh *see-saw hands*

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:58, Reply)
Antiques Roadshow
B3th gives us a run-down of her favourite hunks.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:55, Reply)
A Question Of Sportscow
Your favourite athletic bovine from the Indian sub-continent answers all your questions regarding shed demolition.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 5 Jun 2013, 16:57, Reply)
What did Gonz had for dinner?
Blind taste test with the results of a collonic irrigation.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 17:14, Reply)
Uphill Gardeners Question Time
chaired by Darth, obv
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 17:14, Reply)
Whose fault is it anyway?
Each week two b3tans who've had a falling out spend half an hour improvising new reasons why the other is in the wrong. Chaired by either Al or Rory who can buzz in whenever it looks like they might be resolving their differences.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 17:24, Reply)
Week 1: Swipey v Chompy

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 5 Jun 2013, 17:26, Reply)
Is that where I don't turn up and she shouts about me for half an hour?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 17:28, Reply)
I think we could have you both in different studios, presented on split screen, both talking at exactly the same time whilst unable to hear each other
It'll be just like a typical morning on OT.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 5 Jun 2013, 17:44, Reply)
until he logs out to watch the other screen
And then calls himself a waaaaahmbulance to delete it, you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 17:58, Reply)
Week 2: Monty v Emvee

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 5 Jun 2013, 17:49, Reply)
Week 3: Monty v Pooflake

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 17:56, Reply)
I was actually assuming it would be Swipe and Chompy every week

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 18:37, Reply)
Have I Got Booze For You
Fly on the wall documentary about secret B3ta b4shes
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 17:34, Reply)
Waiting For Mod
B3tans eagerly await deletion in a nursing home.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 17:36, Reply)
Come Whine With Me
A compilation of all our favourite moan sessions
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 17:40, Reply)
B4SH in the Attic
B3tans manage to have a crazy party without even leaving the safety of their own homes. Or dressing.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 17:47, Reply)
Stones in the Park
SuperMatt goes outside.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 17:48, Reply)
Red Dwarf
Battered forgets the sun cream.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 17:49, Reply)
Little Briton
Sort of like 'Coast' but presented by our favourite pint-sized b3tan.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 5 Jun 2013, 17:51, Reply)
Asian News Network
Sportscow fills us in on what's happening in his life.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 17:50, Reply)
Country 'phile
SuperMatt goes rural.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 17:51, Reply)
Give Us A Clue
A panel of b3tans try to work out what the fuck Nakers is on about
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 17:53, Reply)
Food and Drink
Why Stunned poster looks the way he does.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 17:54, Reply)
The Bill
A harrowing fly-on-the-wall show about Bill.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 18:01, Reply)
Old Grey Thistle Test
Monty puts various Scottish plants under different degrees of examination.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 18:09, Reply)
My Two Mums
Featuring a 70's roadie lookalike.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 18:09, Reply)
IT'S JUST A T-SHIRT AND JEANS
LEAVE MONTY ALOOOONE!
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 18:57, Reply)
Cooking with aubergines
Presented by Becky
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 18:10, Reply)
321
Monty shows everyone what he's found in a dusty bin to eat that day
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 18:12, Reply)
Countdown - with Gonz.
The challenge being you have to use all 9 letters in the hope that the studio audience can work out what word you were going for.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 18:12, Reply)
Cuntdown
Al falls over again and again.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 18:18, Reply)
who's line is it anyway
After three lots of drugs go missing, one lot is found on Barryfromeastenders and the crowd has to work out who it belongs to
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 18:24, Reply)
Star Wars
Montys famous clientele fight over who gets put through to him on the phone
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 18:49, Reply)
Bra Wars
B3th talks about the highstreet injustice to the fuller woman
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 18:51, Reply)
I could totally do that.
At length.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 18:54, Reply)
so, lots of wimmins trying to squeeze into bras that are too small
I'd watch that.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 18:58, Reply)
Cars Wars
A fly on the wall documentary about Nakers & Kroneys daily commute
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 18:54, Reply)
Far Wars
Battered tackles ergonomic issues for the shorter man
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 18:55, Reply)
Are we still doing this?
What happened to the saddo evening thread?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 18:55, Reply)
Open

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jun 2013, 18:59, Reply)
oops.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Jun 2013, 19:02, Reply)
done

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