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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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so this morning i've been pissed off by the shop having sold out of nice smooth tropicana
leaving only the disgusting pulpy filled shit that is like drinking orange flavoured period and people making the lift stop at every single floor. what rudeness and inconsiderateness have you witnessed/committed?

alt: how honest/blunt are you? do you tell lies when it suits, or do you evade the truth, or do you let it all spill out?

altalt: so, federer, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:38, 185 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Pulpy OJ is digusting

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:40, Reply)
I like it, it's better. You're wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:41, Reply)
Well that's me told

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:42, Reply)
I agree with Winders.
Bromance OVER
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)
i agree with nakers
anyway, the facts speak for themselves. the smooth stuff was sold out. the pulpy stuff was all still available. MATHS.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:46, Reply)
Maybe they buy a larger holding stock of pulpy as it sells better?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:47, Reply)
Because it's much, much nicer.
Only gays and pakis like the smooth stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:48, Reply)
:(((

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:49, Reply)
yeah you stoopid gay paki
go home
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)
i'm pastier than one of phillijoe's beloved pasties :(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:54, Reply)
i'm not denying that this has a certain logic
but the facts simply don't stack up.

/internet analogy, most accurate of all teh sciences
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:49, Reply)
Supply and demand
Lots of people want proper orange juice, so they get plenty in.
Relatively few want smooth, so they only get a couple of cartons.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:48, Reply)
Maybe CHompy was in the supermarket at the time
and he likes the pulpy stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)
is this a rape joke?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:54, Reply)
Soz

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:45, Reply)
Shut up is it you fucking flid

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:42, Reply)
Is this the queue to point out your error of judgement with regards to types of orange juice?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)
I believe it is

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)
You fool!
What were you thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:45, Reply)
Agreeing, here.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:47, Reply)
No bacon. Smooth orange juice. Terrible taste in skirts. Horrible taste in men. Lies as a job. Everything paid for by daddy.
Did your mental maturity stall at age 17 or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:40, Reply)
now hang on
bacon is rank. smooth orange juice is lush. my skirt is HOT. the men, fair enough. the job is upholding TRUTH and JUSTICE for all. i bloody wish daddy paid for everything. then i could sack off the TRUTH AND JUSTICE FOR ALL.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:41, Reply)
I think you're alright really,
I'm just hungover and grumpy. I'll cheer up in a bit.
Can we agree that I like bacon and pulp, and you don't, and that's fine because we're both adults?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)
i think that my preferences leave more bacon and pulp for you
and that is the way to look at this whole shenanigan.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:46, Reply)
Cool. Wanna cyber?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:47, Reply)
it depends
will you be shoving bacon and pulp into your gobbling maw?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)
Nah, I'll probably just get myself started while the Webcams load up, blow my load too early and just pretend I lost connection and go back to doing some work.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:02, Reply)
That's so hot

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:05, Reply)
er, hello
i didn't see you get a cyber invite. get your own bitch, bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:10, Reply)
I'm really not well WP, I think I might die.
'Manflu' my arse - this is man-meningitis fo' sho'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:47, Reply)
I'll have your records.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:51, Reply)
Have you listened to that Electric Prunes thing?
I'd forgotten how good they were.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:59, Reply)
Only half of it so far, but now you've reminded me I'm going to listen to the rest now.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:02, Reply)
Have you tried having a nice bath?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:02, Reply)
I've had three baths a day, I ent even lyin bruv

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:25, Reply)
This works very well as a reply to the alt

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:43, Reply)
i think he must be blobbing

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)
Jesus fucking wept, what is this shit now?
Go and a have a fucking lie down sweetums you've fucking earned it after the trials and tribulations this day has thrown at you.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:42, Reply)
you're sweet

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:43, Reply)
you're a mong-faced cunt-tard
and what the fuck did Bill Paxton ever do to you? Show some fucking respect man, that guy was in Weird Science.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:46, Reply)
not seen it soz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:47, Reply)
You make me sick

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)
well, aren't you a treat?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)
Look, it's probably CQ with a hilarious Alt,
Or maybe the return of plum dozer.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:46, Reply)
no, there are no typos
al or possibly rory
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:47, Reply)
or......or.....or....(crosses fingers)
it could be Quinten, returning to us
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:49, Reply)
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Al is a stand-up guy and doesn't deserve all the shit you whiny little bitches fling at him. What has Al done to deserve this Betty?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:49, Reply)
Hi Al!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)
Oh look, here's this cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)
This isn't me
in the same way that no sock puppet ever has been me apart from that time I stole Blaireau69s username.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:52, Reply)
You're a fucking liar.

(althegeordie is not really a geordie, is really a virgin, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:52, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:54, Reply)
You tell 'em me
me Al
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:56, Reply)
Hi Monty!

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:51, Reply)
Hi!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:56, Reply)
How are you!

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:56, Reply)
shit!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:00, Reply)
notice how al and the sock have disappeared together?
yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)
I think you're wrong Windy
this one has said a few funny things
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:47, Reply)
Thank you

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:47, Reply)
I will lie when it suits my purposes to do so. Or if I think it'll be funny, or have a funny result.
Or if I don't respect the person enough to bother telling them the truth or if I simply just don't want to.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)
This is a lie

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)
Hells bells

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)
Shoot to Thrill.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:45, Reply)
This is an underrated track.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:46, Reply)
it was the theme tune to Iron Man, so yeah pretty underplayed

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:47, Reply)
Sorry, I don't watch children's films.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:48, Reply)
Did they not use Iron Man as the theme tune to Iron Man?
What were they thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:49, Reply)
Well, since Iron Man the song has nothing to do with the comic Iron Man it would be somewhat pointless.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:53, Reply)
Well not exactly pointless.
You see, the name of it is 'Iron Man', which is the same as the name of the film. This might be seen by some as a point.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:54, Reply)
I'm surprised you didn't see the article about this in IDIOT MAGAZINE.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:56, Reply)
I'm surprised he seems to be making an assumption of knowledge on our part
about a bunch of kids' picture books.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:57, Reply)
Does Shoot To Thrill have anything to do with the comics?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:56, Reply)
Yes. Iron Man repeatedly discusses how the music of australian bands makes him ejaculate.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:57, Reply)
Seems like odd subject material.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:58, Reply)
s'not just kids books is it.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:59, Reply)
Dunno
The last comic I read was when I was 13. My opinion may not back up yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:00, Reply)
so playboy isn't a comic?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:01, Reply)
I believe that one is a magazine.
You can tell because it has articles in it, the only part of it which I read.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:03, Reply)
I like the one where he has a pokey bum wank listening to Midnight Oil

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:01, Reply)
altalt: He's a footballer, right? I fucking love sport, me. It's just such a fascinating topic of conversation.
And that's only one of the reasons I love it so much. I also love that it's not in the least bit homoerotic, that's another one of its strong points.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:45, Reply)
federer is HOT though
murray looks like a dinosaur, with that long mcneck
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:47, Reply)
COME ON TIM

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)
*comes on Tim*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:51, Reply)
Thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:01, Reply)
Federer has really fucking hairy arms

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)
do they rub you raw when he's fisting you?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:53, Reply)
Static charge endings

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:53, Reply)

Federer has I wanna tease my flaccid cock through the jungle of your

+ like a lost little worm in a freshly-conditioned porcupine
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:55, Reply)
definitely al

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:59, Reply)
Are you gonna let this cypher of a moral human being get away with this Al?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:05, Reply)
don't talk to yourself

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:15, Reply)
So now you're me too?
Oh, I am so like TOTALLY miffed at the DISTINCT LACK of blueberries im my low-fat LUSH AS FUCK blueberry muffin. From [INSERT OVERPRICED EATERY HERE], natch. meh
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Federer looks like Cro-Magnon Man you blind twit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:53, Reply)
is he or is he not better than greggs hat?
then you have to say my taste is improving
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:55, Reply)
I was watching 'Reza, Spice Prince of India' the other day. He is basically a less bent version of Greggsy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:02, Reply)
haha i must google this
unless it makes me cry
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:04, Reply)
To give you an idea, as you start typing that into google, the fifth suggested autocomplete is
'Reza Spice Prince of India gay'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:08, Reply)
He is the gayest woofter I've ever seen.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:09, Reply)
does he have a tattoo of his own name?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)
What kind of prick would do that?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:15, Reply)
Someone who regularly gets so wasted that they can't remember who they are?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:21, Reply)
Surely the point of regularly getting so wasted that you can't remember who you are is that you'd rather not remember who you are?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:32, Reply)
wh...what?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:23, Reply)
I know, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:23, Reply)
Alt: I think this is the best thread all week

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:46, Reply)
But at Club Tropicana, drinks are free,
so one of your pikey neighbours probably took it.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:47, Reply)
These days it appears that about 75% of the population is fucking rude.
Cunts not holding doors open, pushing past you, spitting. Fucking scum

I am exceedingly honest and blunt, hence why I dont get promoted. The truth spills from my lips like spunk down YMs tits
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:48, Reply)
I think it's only like that in the north east.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)
This may be true but TV tells me otherwise

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)
He's wrong
The London area is really fucking rude, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:52, Reply)
Thank you

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:52, Reply)
i think the answer is the common denominator
(i'm calling you both common)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:53, Reply)
I do not deny being common
However, I am polite
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:53, Reply)
Really?
The midlands is all gentlemen laying their coats on the ground so the ladies don't have to walk through puddles.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:54, Reply)
That's because the Midlands hasn't culturally progressed
since Sir Walter Raleigh set the precedent.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:55, Reply)
:o

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:56, Reply)
this is one of his lies
the truth is that there hasn't been a gentleman or a lady in the midlands since sir walter raleigh
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:59, Reply)
Not much has improved on the plays of Shakespeare or Marlowe, or the music of Byrd.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 9:59, Reply)
possibly the fact that women don't die in labour giving birth to their tenth child before the age of 20
but that's about it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:01, Reply)
What does this have to do with culture?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:04, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMVXm60oA9U
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:31, Reply)
And burning people of different opinions to you in the street
is still an entirely valid course of action!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:01, Reply)
We do love a bit of Catholic burning

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:04, Reply)
bloody papists

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:16, Reply)
Poor Chompy

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:30, Reply)
I never knew Donald Byrd was from the midlands

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:02, Reply)
*plays tambourine*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:03, Reply)
Play a song for me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:06, Reply)
I agree, Soul Travellin' is one of the best records ever.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e5fayGz5Go
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:04, Reply)
In other news I am hanging out with the milfs and au pairs at a play group.
Shame I don't have micro with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:01, Reply)
Do they not have a mirror there?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:02, Reply)
Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:02, Reply)
I AM CALLING YOU SHORT

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:03, Reply)
What does that have to do with mirrors?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:06, Reply)
did you just fancy a go on in the wendy house?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:03, Reply)

in the

House
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:05, Reply)
"CHHHHHK Staff announcement. Can Trevor go and fetch the oddly wrinkly child out of the ball pit please? CHHHHK"

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:06, Reply)
hahahha office lol

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:07, Reply)
Don't get me started on rude people.
They're everywhere these days. It's like manners went out of fashion.

Alt: stupidly honest. I'm almost incapable of lying. I have so many tells, anyone who knows me can spot immediately if I'm trying it.

AltAlt: it's all about Dusty Bin for me. That guy can play some tennis, Sty-lee.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:11, Reply)
Good morning my dear b3th

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:12, Reply)
Good morning Sir Cow.
How goeth thee this fine day?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:13, Reply)
is this online LARPing

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:17, Reply)
ORPing?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:17, Reply)
I'm not that cool.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:18, Reply)
i LOVED him yesterday
he's cool
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:13, Reply)
He's Reggae Reggae cool.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)
We never did get to find out what WP's thread was going to be :(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:15, Reply)
18 mins since I joined this conf cal and there is no one there...
i wonder if anyone will ever turn up :(
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:19, Reply)
They're all on the other line, laughing at you.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:21, Reply)

i know :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:22, Reply)
You're lucky, my phone won't fucking stop ringing.
You users use passwords every single day, why is it you're incapable of ever remembering them?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:22, Reply)
i simply have the same one for every login, easy!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:23, Reply)
and I have a note of it in my draw, just in case

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:23, Reply)
He'sjusttrollingmehe'sjusttrollingmehe'sjusttrollingme

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:24, Reply)
hahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:25, Reply)
AL HAD A POST RIGHT HERE AND NOW IT IS GONE

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 11:31, Reply)
I actually do this. I don't fucking care.
Good luck stealing thousands of pounds from *my* bank account, you Nigerian fools.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:29, Reply)
banks are insured anway and pay it back to you, it's a hassle but not the end of the world
aside for potential credit rating issues...which probably don't apply here seeing as your has been downgraded to "Greek"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:31, Reply)

down up
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:33, Reply)
I have a thing on my computer to remember mine for me.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:23, Reply)
I'm not too bothered about making my work one difficult to crack
Is somebody going to remote in and login as me? Seems a bit unlikely. The remote access is two-token anyway and that password is bloody complicated.

All my online passwords are different and complicated, unless I don't give a shit about the site because they don't have my credit card details.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Why?
The greatest risk is from someone on the inside leaking or just losing the unencrypted passwords. Passwords don't need to be difficult to be unbreakable.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:41, Reply)
Most of the passwords in my office are either the same as the login, or 'password'.
I suspect we're not high on the list of 'Anonymous's' target list, we should make it OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:41, Reply)
You rang a sex line and they hung up on you in disgust?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:24, Reply)
it was the end of you mum's shift to be fair

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:27, Reply)

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(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:28, Reply)
I hung u[p

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 10:30, Reply)

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