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urgh I'm fucking hangingu jel?
Alt: good weekend?
Altalt: anything exciting happening this week? MY MUM'S EXCITING HAHHAHAfuck off
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 7:00,
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Morning! I feel fine today, despite going to the pub yesterday and having more to drink than planned.
This week is all about work and rest before next weekend.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 7:20,
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Morning hippy.Yeah, had a belting few days at the festival. Highlight were the Cockney Rejects, never was a fan, live they were fucking stunning. The energy was stupendous. That's often the case, hear something recorded, and it's meh,see the band on stage and they blow you away. The Clash being a point in example.
Anyway, why are you feeling shit?
And morning Mr Fucker.
Edit, I've loads of work stuff from Wednesday, I just can't bring it to look in my diary. I'll leave it till I get home later.
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I was never a fan but Police Car is a brilliant songGot pissed up dint I
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 7:42,
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Alright. My first weekend out of the pub was good.
Didn't go all out, but enjoyed it. Now for a week of doing dine bits around the house, service the car, see some friends and do my reading for the course. It's like being some sort of adult.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 7:32,
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'ning MonceI'm all good thanks, ready and rearing for an action packed week.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 7:35,
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I thought August was the month in which to avoid that city like the plague(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 7:44,
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Maybe the clown act deserved a bigger audience. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 7:49,
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Maybe he was trying to get a foot in the door, so to speak(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 8:06,
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Didn't need to go to Edinburgh then(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:06,
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A whole city full of people like Dozer and Emvee.Imagine it Monters, IMAGINE IT.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:07,
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Saturday was dreadful. Fucking SHIT. Sunday was ok.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 7:50,
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Sticking her corpse unde rthe patio is soooooooh 90s.Date up, dude, date up.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 8:03,
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I'll bet you can make it be less bad through diplomacy.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 8:14,
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Will see what my brief says this morning. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 8:19,
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Nah, better if you pop round and have it out with her after spending the afternoon in the pub.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 8:26,
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I hope he doesn't get throttled, like someone we could mention(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 8:32,
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I went to the pub last night and had ONE PINT.I spent the rest of the weekend sleeping and watching cricket.
Oh yeah, NO CRICKET CHAT ETC
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 7:52,
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I've just had a quick look at last weeks threads..is that really the return of Frank?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 8:09,
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*facepalms*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 8:11,
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Who's Frank?And what's the obsession with the 'haha yeah' stuff?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 8:14,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 8:19,
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He's a mentally ill northerner who repeats himself endlesslyI would think it to be tragic were I the 'feeling sorry for the afflicted' type. He's about 50 but spends his time posting American teenage internet memes.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 8:43,
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The tragedy is that this is most likely him at the exhilarating hypomanic end of the scaleI doubt he posts so much when he's plumbing the depths of depression.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 8:47,
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After a break, the triumphant return of FrankLaugh til you burst as he brings with him his act of the same old shit as always
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Kroney, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 8:17,
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Well his new account is out of the sandbox on /talkwhich was the only reason he posted on /ot in the first place
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 8:22,
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yep(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 8:24,
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I am annihilated. Sent the groom some texts that were funny at the time but have now become painfully embarrassing. Yesterday was spent with my head in my hands.
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Kroney, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 8:15,
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So you got wrecked and made a knob of yourself.Welcome to the club.
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What exactly did you say in these text messages?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 8:41,
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Not in the slightest.Through a combination of Lighty's patented Eating to Prevent Hangover Method™ and not drinking excessively last night, I am feeling fine.
Alt: Yes. Excellent, in fact.
Altalt: Leaving the country on Saturday.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 8:22,
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African Bum Cleaner gum?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 8:24,
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Oh man I walked straight into that one!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 8:26,
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I need a holiday, where's nice in September?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 8:31,
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The Gambia get one too. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:03,
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As does The Gabon.Certain London roads do as well: The Marylebone Road for example. The Hackney Road. The Old Kent Road.
What's all that about eh?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:26,
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Bilderberg (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:58,
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I'm in Blackpool at mo.If you like large breakfasts, £1.50 a pint karaoke bars and nightly violence, welcome.
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I'd rather skip breakfast and pay £10 a pint than go anywhere near that place(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 8:43,
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^ THIS ^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 8:44,
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I'd rather never eat again in my lifeand spend the next ten years chained to a radiator in an Afghan terror camp than spend even 15 seconds there.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 8:48,
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I'll make some callsINFIDEL!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:25,
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Have they built one of those new fangled underwater hotels?Could be fun, probably only for one or two nights though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 8:39,
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There's probably a theme club in Milton Keynes called atlantis(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 8:41,
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With a DJ that fades out the chorus of the 'big tunez' so the 'crowd' can sing along.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 8:43,
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Fucking hellwww.atlantisnightclub.co.uk/nightclub-gallery/show.asp?gallery=1615
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:11,
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I need to give birth to a couple of chilli-flecked arse-burgersThose fellas are gonna stink the whole building out. I've gotta get them out before they dissolve me from within.
Alt: Pretty dull. Watched a couple of good films.
Altalt: Fuck all
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 8:50,
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I've got my kid staying.Her farts smell like a middle aged man's.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 8:52,
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Watched this, it was quite good:www.imdb.com/title/tt2330322/?ref_=sr_1
Also watched The Purge. It was exceedingly stupid.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:02,
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Yeah, alrightLot of sick people here today. Must be something in the water.
I got one of those MXR zakk wylde chorus pedals. It's really good. Would recommend.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:09,
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My brother has one, they're great fun to mess with. Maybe the ill people are gods way of telling you to do the good thing and put them all out of their misery. Murder spree twoey. Murder spree.
I've got to go find my bicycle. It broke when I was on the way home on Friday, and I don't remember where I locked it up.
I'd been drinking you see.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:11,
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It'll probably be in the last place you lookAlternatively, you could continue searching for it even after you find it.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:13,
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That's what I do.Just in case, you know.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:24,
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I watched "man of Tai Chi" it was pretty damn good if you like people fighting with no real plot.(, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:13, Reply)
It's directed by Keanu Reves...but, it's really about a little chinky bloke doing crazy fighting. I enjoyed.
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Those are the ones I like.Have you seen Ip Man? That's ace.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:18,
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There's an Ip Man 2 as wellAs with all these things it's terrible Chinese propaganda but great nonetheless. Ip Man was Bruce Lee's teacher.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:20,
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Who?Oh right, me.
Yeah, hi Twoser
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:22,
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Yeah, it was pretty goodI like the mockumentary style anyway, as long as it's done well.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:19,
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For fuck's sake. I feel vile.Going back to bed, right here.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:06,
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I have staff off sick too.EVERYONE'S DYING
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:20,
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I bought SportsCalf 2 a new bike at the weekendBuilt that and went out in the street with him on it. Finished some house stuff, ate peri peri chicken things and also went exploring rockpools next to the lighthouse
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:10,
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Damn rightI also drank beer and had a fire
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:13,
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SweetI done a fire last Saturday. It was well boss. We toasted marshmallows and melted jelly cubes. GET IN!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:16,
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This was purely functional fireI have a large amount of garden to clear!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:23,
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Holy moleyI struggled to find enough dry wood for mine. Turns out you've got it all.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:27,
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Plenty more where that came from too(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:33,
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steady onIt doesn't grow on trees, you know.
/dad
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:51,
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But you didn't, did you?Lying again.
FFS
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:22,
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But that's just it, isn't it?You didn't even do that.
Have you ever told the truth even once in your life?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:32,
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*sigh*This cavalcade of untruths is going to have to end some time, you know.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:37,
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Are trannies particuarly amorious? I donno, I don't have much experiance with them.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:56,
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I'm fairly perkyDrank too much Thursday so the only alcohol that has passed my lips since then is a pint with my Sunday Roast. My weekend consisted mostly of grown-up constructor sets and a wander round some Shoreditch hipster shops. I almost bought an enormous stuffed owl in a junk shop but I have nowhere to put it :(
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:22,
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Noel's post on your FB status was rather lol(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:23,
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It's no laughing matterI need those short dowels, man, I need them bad.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:30,
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Take your two long dowels, right?Cut them in half and you have four short dowels.
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Kroney, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:35,
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+ and then cram them all up your cock end(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:36,
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If only I had a saw.(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:44,
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You don't have...what sort of a man are you?Use a sharp, serrated knife if you must.
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Kroney, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:45,
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The sort that uses a saucepan for a hammerThe big jessie.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:49,
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I bought a hammerDon't think I actually have any hammering left to do, but better late than never.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:34,
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CheersHere's somewhere you can move once your flat's sold: wjlondon.com/brompton-road-tube-goes-on-sale/
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:50,
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I'd love to live in an old stube station(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:58,
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Green door what's that secret you're keepin'?NINJAS!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:34,
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Drug dealers of East London BEWARE(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:34,
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I spotted that and was just thinking up some suitable abuse.Ah this ought to do: Mod prick
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:37,
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BELL BOY STRIKETHROUGH END!!!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:38,
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The mystery that baffled Shakin' Stevens is finally answered. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:34,
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Haha, that's great !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:55,
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Nope, not feeling great eitherAlt: Aye, was good thanks. Lot of drinking and seeing friends.
AltAlt: Nope.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:37,
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Well I can't get onto the VPN...might as well go home(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:40,
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Please post the text messages now thank you(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:46,
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sooooooo much thisit was a cock shot, wasn't it?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:52,
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kroney is jealous of the goatse guyhe has a better arse
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:58,
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Yeah me neither - apart from their first album.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:41,
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I've heard you're 'hanging' like a hamster.This week will mostly consist of work, house clearing, tip runs, and training for Saturday.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:48,
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Do you think that might possibly have been 'the joke'?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:51,
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It must have been at angels one fiveto have gone that far over his lumbering head.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:52,
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Out of boredom, I've just read the Fire Action poster. Never bothered before.If I discover a fire at night, the first thing I must do is put on a dressing gown. Helpful.
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A highly flammable one, I hope.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:52,
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They're often made of flammable material, so this should hasten your demise.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:52,
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Something something highly flamMARRble(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:53,
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i'm tired after a weekend of excesses and driving back from the wasteland that is the midlands last nightstraight into hours of traffic, which i had to avoid by stealthly ninja-ing down various a-roads. christ there are some dull/grotty bits of this country.
on the plus side, a senior chanel make-up guy told me that my eyes were nicer than any model he'd ever worked with. and he was gay, so it wasn't sleazy. in your FACES, models!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:51,
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'if only they both faced in the same direction'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:54,
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You visited a dull/grotty bit of the country and didn't pop in to say hi?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:54,
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no, the bit i visited (sutton coldfield) was niceit was the bits surrounding junctions 10-6 of the m40 that were rank
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:54,
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it was NOThe spent a long time giving me tips
so there
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:55,
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He spent all that timeand you didn't even let him get his whole fingers in?
That's cold, man. COLD.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:56,
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Sorry, that was really unpleasant.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:01,
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go be unpleasant to frankhe has just posted "monday yeah haha"
go and ask him if it really matters what day it is to him...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:06,
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Is that the King Zog guy then?I thought he was someone before that that posted normally?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:15,
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Used to be Gilgamesh on /talkHas never posted normally.
Post drivel until banned. Rinse and repeat ad nauseum.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:21,
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I expect he tells all the women he works on something similar.As it's difficult to apply make-up to the typical tear-streaked, crow's-feet laden face of somebody of your advanced years unless they're smiling.
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Kroney, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:57,
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pfffffftit was at a party, not in a shop. these are glittering chips that will not be one whit sullied by your bitter acidic piss, however much you try to squeeze out a few drops.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 9:58,
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"Nice eyes"b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1821835
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:01,
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usually when men say it, they mean "nice tits" but think that "eyes" makes them sound more sensitive(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 10:04,
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