Menkle Thread
When was the last time you were a teeny bit unhinged, either temporarily or for a longer period? I won't even bother answering this one myself.

Alt: how did you come to terms with your actions afterwards? In denial or happy to admit youe moment (or more) of weakenss?

AltALt: Always been totally sane? Seriously? Well done have a medal and tell us all how you manage it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:01, 117 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Always been 100% sane.
Soz you nutjob.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:03, Reply)

Yep. Same here.
Fucking hell. I STILL feel dreadful.

Don't drink large amounts of cheap red win on a Sunday night, kids.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:05, Reply)

QV various delicious beers.
I'm going on holiday on Friday, and as such I'm finding it increasingly difficult to focus on anything else.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:07, Reply)

cheap red lose, you might say?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:12, Reply)

POW!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Oh, god spot.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:27, Reply)

never a moment of madness?
the 2 times in my life I've actually lost it, rather than just being a bit LOLdepresed have been with my ex, I'd have thought yours was worth a samurai sword fantasy or 2...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:05, Reply)

quite honestly no not once

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:11, Reply)

well done.
especially given the amount of drugs you've done. I avoid hallucinogenics for fear of never returning to reality.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:13, Reply)

I once lost the plot on a base comedown.
Seeing as it's relevant.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:24, Reply)

I'm sane, sexy and solvent
Join the queue ladies!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:05, Reply)

*tumbleweeds*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Among the scary things that acid can do
is totally remove your sense of judgement.

I could see how it would be possible to do terrible things when tripping, not out of malice, but just because your social controls were totally out of the window.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:06, Reply)

lightweight

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Or a cheap date - depends on how you look at it.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:15, Reply)

Is it worth answering?
Are you just going to delete this like you do most of your threads?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:07, Reply)

haven't deleted a thread in ages Harters
you witless cretin.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:08, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2009045
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:11, Reply)

and?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:12, Reply)

Hardly ages

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:14, Reply)

hardly a thread I deleted either, just Boyce having a pop.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:17, Reply)

I am currently enjoying an unhinged period.
Doctors and therapists on the menu.

Cuckoo.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:07, Reply)

well, you're posting in the right place.
Please tell us all your deepest, dirtiest secrets.

when did you stop fucking your sister?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:09, Reply)

As soon as your Mum made it glaringly obvious she was available.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:15, Reply)

Daddy!
seriously though, good luck with the therapists and such.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Thanks Son

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:17, Reply)

I bet you're a fucking toddler an all
doctors are getting younger and younger these days.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:20, Reply)

(pssssst....not an *actual* Dr. shhhhh!)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:21, Reply)

I'm not actually that positive either.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:22, Reply)

The 'Fuckin' prefix denotes that with great authority.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:24, Reply)

Yay!
you clearly get me. I think you may be my new best friends, you're miles better than my real dad.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:27, Reply)

And I won't touch you up like he did

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:28, Reply)

+ I have a my own extra special way

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:34, Reply)

Always been relatively sane :)
I'm actually the go to guy for a lot of my friend if they want an honest opinion.
Had a slight wobble a few year back when I worked in a call centre and the job brought me right down. It was scary how easily available anti depressants were from the G.P. I refused them though.

I just go through life with a 'treat others as you would yourself' viewpoint.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:07, Reply)

I know what you mean.
they do seem rather fond to hand out the old SSRIs shitty things that they are.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:10, Reply)

They seemed to measure your mental state by ticking boxes on a questionnaire.
I suppose it's also saving their own backs so you can't sue, but still.
Very easy to take advantage and sign yourself off work.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:15, Reply)

yes and yes
those questionnaires are so much bollocks, I could answer them totally differently on 2 consecutive days. Hmmmm, maybe I should try for some free holiday....
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:16, Reply)

i've always been perfectly sane
i was fucking unhappy when my mum died and my then boyfriend was hitting/cheating on me, but it didn't make me anything except fat. and frankly if you had someone twist your arm up your back for going to the gym because "men will look at you", you might shovel in a pie or two!

altalt: i'm happy 99% of the time. there has to be a real reason, like a work cock-up or a break-up, to make me unhappy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:11, Reply)

Not been menkle ever, I dont think
Unhinged, possibly. By brain thinks up peculiar stuff if left for a while

I've properly gone off the handle a few times though if that counts. A raging 'cow is not a pretty sight and it generally works
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:13, Reply)

yeah, I was aiming more for 'moment of madness style stuff than proper committed mentalness with this thread but I guess I worded it wrong.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:15, Reply)

Probably because you're a mental.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:17, Reply)

apparently so
or at least so I am known.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:18, Reply)

OK then
A few Saturdays ago when I woke up early and was sitting having a cup of coffee in peace in the living room.

7am comes round I suddenly I can hear a load of really noisy banging and crashing. Looked out the window and a fucking scrappy lorry was there, "acquiring" stuff from the skip next door. One of them was happily stamping a 30' length of metal tubing flat by jumping up and down on it - on a metal drain cover. This was rather annoyinging but I figured he'd be finished soon enough. Then his mate decided to throw a few massive lumps of scaffolding into the lorry too and that was it.

Straight outside to tell them to shut the fuck up, bright red face, proper raging. One bloke told me to fuck off so I was out the garden and charging towards them shouting and asking them if they were registered and I was taking their reg plate when they both jumped in and fucked off sharpish
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Needs more flying kicks

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:21, Reply)

It was about 10' away from starting

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:21, Reply)

this could be a movie
Coming soon: Bruce Willis in: NORTHERN RAGE
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Yippee Why Aye Mother Fucker

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:23, Reply)

hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:24, Reply)

Clicks

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:29, Reply)

"Fallin' Doon" , surely?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:26, Reply)

Look Whees Tarkin'

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:26, Reply)

That film about the tsunami, as well.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:30, Reply)

AVE A LOOK IN DRINKS CABINERT!

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:31, Reply)

I'm always on the border of losing it.
But seem to keep the right side of it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:16, Reply)

well done, stay strong
just remember to always pay for the pizza dude.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:19, Reply)

probably a result of your autism

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:27, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post967125#post967147
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:28, Reply)

V/good

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Altalt: Never having suffered any mental illnesses of any kind I can only assume that the best courses of action would be
- Pull yourself together man
- Cheer up!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Also being told to 'keep your chin up' helps.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:18, Reply)

I'mma just leave this here while I wince and hunch over
www.courthousenews.com/2013/08/08/60105.htm
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:21, Reply)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOf

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:22, Reply)

*eyes water*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:23, Reply)

jap's +

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:24, Reply)

kinky

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:24, Reply)

*wanks both halves of freshly split cock*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Easy pink + difficult brown

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:25, Reply)

A new version of the Spock

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:41, Reply)

*hyperventilates while turning green*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:24, Reply)

women go through worse every single month
get over it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:25, Reply)

You cock spilts in two?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:26, Reply)

women Kroney es n
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:27, Reply)

I reckon men can faithfully recreate it just by eating an awful lot of beetroot and eggs

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:47, Reply)

this may be the most disgusting thing i've ever read

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:58, Reply)

I'm not certain how feasible it would be to slowy squeeze it out over the course of a day
it might take some practice
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:05, Reply)

you'd also need some nipple clamps and water balloons strapped to your chest
and a really hot curry to give you suitable stomach cramps and waves of wanting to shit yourself in public
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:06, Reply)

don't stop

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:13, Reply)

too late
it's running down your leg
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:14, Reply)

.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:52, Reply)

20 odd years ago
I did throw a wobbler, and was on various ...Ipams,

Then all of a sudden my brain decided not to be mental and away I went.

I did still keep the scrip for the Nitrazipam though as they were great for a come down
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:36, Reply)

Altalt. Find a self that you like.

Don't let the actions of others make you change to somebody you don't like. Chances are other people will like you too.

But maybe I'm batshit crazy.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:45, Reply)

sometimes right, I wear a bowtie that spins

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Windy pig is a cunt.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:49, Reply)

oh man, I trust windy pig's opinions

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:51, Reply)

I typed out a whole long thing, and then I deleted it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:51, Reply)

the original post kind of showed the opposite, really

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:52, Reply)

I know, but it had ammo in it, so it's gone.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)

to be fair, rescuing an orphaned kitten with cancer from a burning building could be construed as ammo around here

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:57, Reply)

WP gave a kitten cancer and burned its house down?
The monster.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:07, Reply)

and he didn't even finger it first

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:08, Reply)

I liked the story...
you may be a cunt Weepee, but you're our cunt if anyone says otherwise we will summon Badmons Dukaz
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Yeah, but I've dropped enough ammo in here for those who use it,
So I thought better of it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:55, Reply)

True

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 14:02, Reply)

I thought he had a highspeed segway accident?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 12 Aug 2013, 13:56, Reply)