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Oh *sigh*, where did it all go wrong?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:18,
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latest was 12 years ago)
whats that?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:26,
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Oh, they had to cut some of mine out. It died inside me or something like that.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:28,
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Yeah', I don't miss any of it, happened a couple of times.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:35,
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If parts of the colon get no blood supply it dies and can cause problems. Once it's gone then the healthy stuff works fine as it has a decent blood supply. You can survive perfectly with less than the amount of colon you're born with. Amorous Badger will probably give better advice than me.
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Plus I get extra points on the ATOS test 'cus I'm an amputee(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:44,
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Every cloud, etc, though fuck knows what you could pick up with an extra bit of colon.
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Half the navy if I put on some lippy(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:49,
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Sunday afternoon. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:28,
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You know when they say Thature's only good thing is to introduce the 5 day working week.Are they on crack cocaine?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:29,
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I dunno gonz, I haven't got a job at the moment. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:02,
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When I joined in, that's when I tell you, that's when.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:32,
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Don't waste your time with them....(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:40,
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But you're a frog so fingering would seem a little difficult. Polydactyly, I believe.
So, fisted by Kermit is not what I desire.
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It might be more difficult given the logistics of your cored rectum.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:47,
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Fuck all wrong with my arse, I'll have you know, though it pongs a bit in the morning.
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I would count that in the realms of normal,As a dr, of course, I can say that.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:51,
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When I decided to buy kelloggs crunchy nut granola with chocolate That shit is more addictive than crack. Never ever buying that again!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:52,
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It's a mountain of oats and fat and sugar pretending to be a cereal, yes(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:53,
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And better than standard crunchy nut, the king of adult cereals?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:54,
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A billion times betterIt's even a million times better than the crunchy nut clusters, hitherto most indulgent and tasty cereal treat on the planet
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:58,
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If I try it and its rank I will send you the bill.ive been let down before.ricicles
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:04,
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Try it www.tesco.com/groceries/Product/Details/?id=276667560
Then thank me. You won't regret it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:05,
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I hate dark chocolate Trust me. Buy the stuff. You'll be begging to lick my arse with gratitude within 5 seconds
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:11,
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I may give it a whirl, but I doubt I will be that grateful.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:13,
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I'll make sure I wear pants with a slit in them, like for a monkey's tail (
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:27,
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Congratulations on your post. I can't honestly tell of its funny or creepy.Both, I think.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:29,
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If it made your balls want to run back up inside your body, that's OT (
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:35,
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I did think of that song when I read it.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 22:07,
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Adults don't eat cereal. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:04,
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I don't eat it for breakfastBut it's a nice supper. Cornflakes with cold milk and a sprinkling of sugar is a great comfort food.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:06,
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A bowl or two of crunchy nut is great when you can't be arsed to cook.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:07,
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I just don't get cereal. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:08,
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And some bad ones too.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:18,
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Tune in tomorrow for the answer!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:53,
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'Last time on kellogs crunchy nut granola with chocolate....'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 20:55,
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"Did Swipes boyfriend drop a crunchy nut granola with chocolate in the bed prior to making love, leading to a massive misinterpretation of events and subsequent public humiliation?"
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Cereal should not contain chocolate. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:03,
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Now this is debatableAs a healthy breakfast choice, I agree
But as an afternoon treat/snack or supper? Fucking NOM.
I don't like granola with milk on though, it goes soggy. I like my milk icy cold and on the side.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:05,
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Firstly adults don't eat cereal. Secondly, an afternoon snack ought to be an apple or something. Thirdly supper? I eat dinner.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:07,
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I like applesBut sometimes you need something more solid
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:15,
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You've got milk on all over the side of your face(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:11,
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do i look like a one footed, ruddy faced, lumbering oaf?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:24,
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tbf your new profile pic is very dark, no ginge at all(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:37,
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That was the same day I'd had it dyed. Lighty took that - I was pulling faces at stunned calling himself "dirty daddy donkeh"It's a BIT lighter than that now :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:38,
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Sometimes I jut have some brown toast a piece of fruit*shrugs*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:10,
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I'm with you nakker, This lot are weird.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:15,
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Brown bread makes better toast, ESP thick nutty granary breadBut we did spend too many hungover weekends eating entire loaves of white toast smothered in butter and salt at uni
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:24,
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Eh... If it's white it's not fuckin' toast.
Just to clarify. No offence.
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Babies' bloodThis is why we should never eat them
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:30,
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White bread is a bit rubbish in general. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:25,
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A proper hot French baguette is a thing of beautyOr fancy White bread, like with bits of roasted onion or something. But sliced White loaves, yeah, agreed
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:26,
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there is a time and a place for a nice white bloomer or some sour doughbut brown granary is my day to day bread fo' shizzle
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:27,
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omelettes are shitthe beatles are shit
game of thrones is shit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:29,
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Omelettes are lushThe Beatles never paid for their own pizza
Game of thrones I'll prob read the books one day. I won't watch the tv show. I don't own any pewter dragons.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:31,
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I had a girlfriend that used to buy me skull candles and dragons and shit. I have a box of them somewhere at my dads I think . I never knew why. I read a lot of fantasy and Sci Fi, but never showed any interest in those sort of accessories, and yet, I own more than most.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:36,
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Someone on here would probably pay good money for that!(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:37,
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I'd rather burn it. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:39,
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your metal leanings probably didn't help(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:39,
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That was it though, I do have long hair, I do wear a leather, I did ride a motorbike, but I still wanted my house to not look like a 13 yr old bedroom.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:40,
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Who cares about cereal when you can have m&s sticky BBQ chicken wings anyway?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:21,
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Only someone who hasn't yet lost their chocolate granola virginity could say that (
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:25,
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See above!Depends when you're eating it!!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:28,
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CEREAL IS A BREAKFAST FOR CHILDREN! (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:31,
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Yes but I don't eat it for breakfast!Anyway I'd like to see you feed Alpen or something to a child. There'd be more waaaaaaahing than when you delete a post on here.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:32,
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Neither me nor you are likely to have children, (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:32,
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I have enough of the little buggers to give breakfast to3 nieces and 1 nephew on holiday next week. I'll come back without my ovaries, i swear.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:34,
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are you anti children as well?seeing mini ape at the end of the working day is the best part of my day
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:34,
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Not anti per se, But with the thing that makes lady pig blind always hanging over us, on top of other things that go along with it, it's not a risk we'll take I imagine.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:38,
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I would, but I think it's a bigger deal from her point of view than mine. With my career change under way it might be more likely, but who knows. We've always been never say never.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:42,
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We know the risk, and it's high enough to warrant fair caution. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:45,
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I'm just not sure she feels comfortable with adoption. It's also not the easiest thing to get in to a chat about.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:59,
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Probably the most difficult thing in any relationship.
These feelings develop over time, though and can change.
You'll both know best.
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get her an adopted child and wrap it up and put it under the christmas tree(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 22:10,
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I have never eaten anything from there. I just use the little one in the train station for beer as they open until 11
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:30,
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I use it as its easier buying stuff at kings cross than going out somewhere when I get home.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:31,
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Fair enough. To be fair I get my shopping delivered so I can't judge on middle class shopping habits.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:32,
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sainsbury
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:43,
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Fore ready made stuff, m&s is about as good as it gets, i reckon(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:33,
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Everything I like they stop doing though.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:35,
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Tesco does this to me, on the rare occasions I go in there It's like the reverse of apey's job
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:36,
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I often get their beef ribs for lunch these daysThey're delicious.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:52,
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I had a real craving for their sushi rice ballsBastards have stopped making them :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:55,
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I'm on liberation IPA, also a good shout. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:38,
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the father in law gets loads of thator it might be a very local brew called liberation...the lables look budget
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:40,
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It is a bit budget, but tasty. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:44,
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I thought youi were drinking Bud Lighti.imgur.com/R0Px2.jpg
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:44,
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Has it really "all gone wrong"? ALL of "it"?That's rather a sweeping statement.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:39,
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Shit. Should I put a helmet on or something? Or get under a table and put doors round it?(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:45,
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Just put a paper bag over your head. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:45,
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I've always got a paper bag on my headDe-rigeur with the white cloak and burning cross.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:48,
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Get in the bath and put a mattress over yourself. Now!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:53,
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Will that save me from the impending apocalypse, or am I just going to feel daft in the morning?(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 21:58,
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It will definitely save you. That method has got me out of many situations.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 22:00,
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It won't save me from a chronic bad back resultant from lying in the bath all night will it?I'm not sure that you're a real doctor.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 22:10,
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Sorry, I was just banging Sportscow's mrsi.imgur.com/IGLmrnp.gif
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 22:56,
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nosleep is for the weak
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 14 Aug 2013, 0:51,
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Can anyone explain dancing to me? Why do people enjoy it?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Aug 2013, 23:06,
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