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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:30,
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I'd recommend YM, a massive cucumber and 3/4 pint of olive oil(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:31,
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fuck
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:31,
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Oh man, you've had her pickled cucumber? it's delicious, isn't it.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:32,
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I've had her "Saturday Kitchen"(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:35,
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I normally wake up to late so have to watch it on that MyView thinggy.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:39,
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YM?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:31,
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Single breasted I hope?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:32,
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I was saying the other day (in RL)That you don't see double breasted suits very often anymore, it was while my father in law was watching Only fools and horse, and everyone one was wearing double breasted... I have 6 (or so) suits and they are all as single as chompy
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Bit Racist(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:48,
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Its not racist in this context, I'm standing in a Khaki restaurant.
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Peej, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:52,
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I have never bought a Black Suit but do own two in French Navy blue(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:55,
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haha V/good(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:09,
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wanking until you're spaffing crumbs.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:34,
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That you never, ever think of going into the catering trade.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:34,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:36,
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You really should add NSFW to that(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:45,
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I may grow a fringe to hide it, you should try it to.............Oh wait(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:56,
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I shaved my beard on Monday night.Despite walking in to the bathroom while I was doing it, my wife didn't notice for a further three hours.
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I didn't shave from Thurday till Tues when I did I ended up leaving a small patch of hair about the size of a 50p piece, the wife ripped the fuck out of me when she spotted it :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:02,
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Not wasting your money on fisher price toys just because they have a piece of fruit on themespecially as they are worthless a few years later.
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Peej, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:40,
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Stop taking opiates & get yourself in to a dependency unit. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:41,
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Stop consuming all those energy drinks.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:42,
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Leave the Internet occasionally. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:42,
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I'm pleased that when you become intoxicated and abusive, you do so towards strangers on the internet rather than inflict that on your family.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:45,
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Oh believe me Gonz, it's not his preferred choice, but when you get thrown out of your own homeso that you don't physically attack your two year old child then you've got to take your jollies where you can get them.
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You're right when you imply that i'm being completely unfair by putting forth presumptions.I'm presuming the abuse is in lew of one of another when in fact I don't know that at all.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:52,
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I suspect he probably writes long abusive emails but then passes out before he hits send.(, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:54, Reply)
He's not biting =((
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:16,
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He's just reading it, with tear-streaked cheeks, as he pours himself another large one.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:17,
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or thimble as the rest of us would call it(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:19,
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It's a sorry state of affairs.He needs help really, and we, as a comunity, owe it to him.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:24,
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DamagesIf you like legal drama's
More twists than a corkscrew. Loads of backstabbing and underhanded techniques in trying high profile cases.
and Glenn Close!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:46,
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How close is Glen?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:48,
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I expect to be pilloried for this butModern Family.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:52,
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Are you mad? It'd probably be the healthiest thing he'd eat in months.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:57,
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Reindeers love it. It's the salt apparently.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:59,
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Nah, you probably wouldn't like it.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:53,
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Pret Swedish spicy meatball wrapI would also recommend going home now, as I am.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:58,
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Listening to Parliament liveDC really isn't selling it to me.
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Peej, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:58,
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George Clinton isn't all that nowadays(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 14:59,
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Yeah, but in *principle* you're for it.Yeah?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:00,
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Not reallyNot until I have proof that it was Assad. At the moment half of the people are saying "Logically he did" and the other half are saying "It would be illogical if he did" What if it was the rebels? Would we go in against them? There's too much guessing right now.
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Peej, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:03,
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Can we not just go to war with both? I mean it was definitely one side, so bombing both seems logical and fair to me.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:06,
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I think we should carpet bomb all those african dictators like Mugabe too(
Peej, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:07,
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We all know it was the Rebel Alliance wot did it. I blame that terrible Admiral Akbar.
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Have you tried turning it off and on again?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:34,
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They could blame the israelis or the turks, that would proper kick off.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:08,
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Hahah, as if america would bomb jerusalam if the israelis gassed syria.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:09,
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Fuck SyriaThey should bomb the fucker that used the toilet before I did. He was using Chemical weapons in there 100 FACT!
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Peej, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:13,
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Fuck, that cunt must have travelled down from my place this morning.I hate that cunt.
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me an all.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:17,
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we should leave them to it.Let them all kill each other and then swan in afterwards and claim the land with a flag. Like the good old days.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:17,
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Either the government did it.Or the government has lost control of its weapon stocks, the opposition have them and efficient delivery methods, and planned and executed a strike at 8 separate locations the same day as the government was bombing those locations with convential ordinance.
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Circumstantial evidence.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:37,
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And you know this for certain how?Why is DC not saying that?
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Peej, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:38,
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Because summing it up like that isn't evidence.and they're sticking to that.
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But how do you know it for certain?Did you read it in the Grauniad?
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Peej, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:46,
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Not just the Grauniadwww.independent.co.uk/voices/comment/we-should-have-been-traumatised-into-action-by-this-war-in-2011and-2012but-now-8789506.html
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Not since he was charged with indecent assault.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:01,
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X Gon' Give It To Ya(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:10,
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Good old DMXI got blood on my hands and there's no remorse
I got blood on my dick cuz I fucked a corpse
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:12,
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I wonder when they are going to sentence The Hairy Cornflake ? (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:20,
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Are you missing his Magic AM show?Think you need to find a new radio hero champ.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:31,
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Rolf Harris is a DJ as well isn't he?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:31,
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I think he has a residency at ministry of sound.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:32,
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It's all gone down hill since that DJ left the Stoke Mandeville Hospital radio(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:33,
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Ditto with Broadmoor Hospital.It's not what it used to be with all these new rules and regs.
That DJ always left his listeners wanting BroadMOAR.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:39,
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We need go all old school somebody like Jimmy Tarbuck would do a good job(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:42,
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Eh, have they been done under operation yewtree?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:46,
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Not the dead one.Is one dead? I dunno, I'm losing track.
Scrub that, I'm going Blackburn.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:48,
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Once you go Blackburn, you never go back(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:03,
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How about starting a good thread?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:31,
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I believe in you, you can do it. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:36,
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How dare you, I have never started a good thread in my life(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:37,
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When you reply to this, it'll be 100.I don't think i've seen you make a thread before, fancy giving it a shot?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:42,
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One day, Gonz one day.........and you'll all see(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:44,
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NOOOOOOOOOHave you already forgotten 'fruit woes'?????
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:45,
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I think I must have repressed that one(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:49,
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:( Bully(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:54,
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This:www.amazon.co.uk/Stunts-Blunts-Hip-Hop-Diamond/dp/B000001DX5
Despite its somewhat rubbish title it is an absolutely brilliant LP.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:42,
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Damn you Monty that was my "Best Kept Secret"(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:44,
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hahaI used to have that LP
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:45,
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I still do, it's a classic eh(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:46,
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A Diamond :Dtee hee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:47,
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I saw him live once, with Big L, Don Baron from Masters of Ceremony - and Rudy 'Dolemite' Ray Moore.Amazing night out.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:49,
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Sounds it(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:55,
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Big L is my most-mourned dead MC.Biggie was no better than 6/10 at his absolute best, and fucking Tupac was abominable apart from 'I Get Around'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:58,
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your mum trained as a cock gurling cum queenTRUFAX
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:09,
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no wai bro, I have power of attorny over dat bitch(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:17,
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I'm gonna have them commited and sell all of their shit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:21,
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This never gets old(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:17,
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I can't say that I would be to enamoured with the alternative,just saying
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:29,
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I been well into Sage Francies recently, love his song "Little Hudini".(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:49,
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I know the name but none of his records tbh(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:58,
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We write, yeah, what we like. And what what we don't like, yeah, we don't write. (, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:12, Reply)
Don't get into arguments with friend's parents about Aspartame, you'll waste an afternoonFunny as fuck, though.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 15:58,
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www.allinlondon.co.uk/trythis/show.php?try=248
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:10,
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"London - A Load Of Shite"(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:12,
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Tee Hee Eee(
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