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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Goals
Do you/have you set yourself any goals to work towards, either professional or personal?

Alt:
Did you have a good weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:27, 208 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I saw Alpha Pappa, it was pretty good.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:29, Reply)
I'll wait for the DVD I think

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:30, Reply)
Fair enough, not necessary to see it in the cinema.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:30, Reply)
Alright Chompy. Seen the promo for the new X-Com expansion?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:37, Reply)
I have, I was not that impressed with the last one so I don't think I'd pick it up unless it gets very cheap.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:46, Reply)
That was a pretty easily achieved goal.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:33, Reply)
Yes. Although I went to Brent Cross and the Tesco there is full of Jewish people being self absorbed
and not paying any attention to where they are pushing their trolleys.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:30, Reply)
I dont believe it is solely the Jewish that do this
Diagonal trolley parking makes me get THE RAGE
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:31, Reply)
I also went to that branch of Tesco at the weekend.
I am extremely pleased I did not see you.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:31, Reply)
I wouldn't have seen you anyway, though I might have felt a slight crunch under one shoe at one point.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:36, Reply)
The flatmate leaves her trolley in the middle of the aisle.
Drives me spare and all the telling off in the world doesn't change it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Do a good job, impress, get kept on is my current goal.
Weekend consisted of a walk up Simonside and fretting about the dog, who is currently at the vets getting a massive lump removed from her gum.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:31, Reply)
Oh noes
Dog woes
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:33, Reply)
Noticed it a week past Friday,
got an appointment last Tuesday to get it checked and booked her in for surgery next Monday. Unfortunately over the weekend it doubled in size, so we had to ring the out of hours service and get her in for an emergency appointment this morning.

I expect to have a well dog and £260 less in my bank account later today.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Money well spent though if the dog is OK

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Hopefully it'll be covered on the insurance, if it's not classed as dental.
Otherwise agreeing to the missus going to Kos for a wedding in a couple of weeks time is beginning to look a bit foolhardy.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:39, Reply)
A greek tragedy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:40, Reply)
The flight was a bargain.
£250 from Manchester including return rail fare. The flight from Newcastle was nearly 500 fucking quid!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:43, Reply)
Ouch

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:44, Reply)
The last time we both went we ended up flying from Manchester
as the flight from the Toon was about £200 each more. Idiotic.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:46, Reply)
Alt: Superb ta. Had micro all weekend, including her staying overnight at my place for the first time.
I was shattered by the time I dropped her back last night though.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:32, Reply)
Kids are hard work

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:33, Reply)
Especially when they are bigger than you.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:36, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Nonsense, kids are a piece of piss.
I could easily be a housewife.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Especially on the kind of household budget that Battered provides.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:41, Reply)
My kids are trying my patience at the moment

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:41, Reply)
Are they refusing to work down the mine ro sweep chimneys?
Northernlols
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:42, Reply)
I actually needed a chimney sweep a few months ago
TRUFAX
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:44, Reply)
'Chimney sweep' is a euphemism for cock-swab, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:45, Reply)

yes
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:04, Reply)
I dunno,
All that washing up would ruin the lovely soft skin on your hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:49, Reply)
I have relatively simple goals
Get bitches get money.

I'd like to have a more settled life, be happier and move somewhere nicer, rent out my house and enjoy life a bit more. Would be nice to fit a woman in there somewhere too. Easy.
So that's what I'm working towards, although not very successfully.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:33, Reply)
All good plans though

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:34, Reply)
I don't really have specific goals as such.
Just got to try and do the bigger things I think will cheer me up a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:35, Reply)
Have you considered a life in service to God?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Not since I found out there isn't one.
It's just your parents dressing up.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:41, Reply)
No.
Alt: Yes and no, in that order
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:34, Reply)
Thanks for your input

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:34, Reply)
You sound just like your mum.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:36, Reply)
Its the balls

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:38, Reply)
PG Tips' rejected slogan

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:41, Reply)
Their 'double-sphere' teabags never really took off.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:44, Reply)
ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:05, Reply)
No and no, in that order.
HTH xxx
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:36, Reply)
I just want a job that's going to supply the further training to make it worthwhile. Although a job first and foremost.
Alt: excellent, nice dinner with friends, then nice dinner with Boyce with supplementary boozing then Sunday chilled at a food festival and went to bed early. True success.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:37, Reply)
My goal is to leave some trace of me behind when I'm gone.
I've passed on my DNA, released an album and I intend to do more.

Alt: I had a superb weekend, ta. Did you?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Not too bad, apart from throwing up last night

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:38, Reply)
Through illness or excess?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:39, Reply)
Running

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Well that's just silly.
There's usually another bus along within half an hour or so.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:43, Reply)
Indeed this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:43, Reply)
That's impressive that you made yourself sick.
What was your time?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:47, Reply)
Three seconds from bottom of stairs to driving the porcelain bus.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:48, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:50, Reply)
10.09 miles in 1:34:34 last night
Slower than I normally am but it was fucking windy
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:49, Reply)
Blimey, you're pretty quick. Well done.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:50, Reply)
I've been doing about 8:44 a mile through most of my training

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:51, Reply)
That's better than I've ever achieved.
Well done.

I ran two miles at 9:50ish last night.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:57, Reply)
It just seems weird to run slower than I do

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:10, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF5ffO_ynVI
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:52, Reply)
maybe if you hadnt stopped to fuck Windy
you would have finished quicker
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:59, Reply)
I regret nothing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:04, Reply)
Whenever you wank keep the tissues then stuff them under the floorboards in your house.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:38, Reply)
Of course.
Why, do you throw yours away?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:39, Reply)
I have achieved most of my professional goals, and my personal ones are just self-indulgent
Alt: Although I worked on sat. & then did lots of stuff around the house, my weekend was quite good, I watched the new Star Wars movies last night that Bentdick Cuminyourpants was quite good in it.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:38, Reply)
goals are gay
just go with the flow, it'll all work out in the end.

Alt: Bad - ex-colleague I was going to meet in Birmingham for a catch-up and mild flirting had tonsilitis and couldn't make it so I was at a loose end for a couple of hours, ended up seeing Mortal Instruments - City of Bone which wasn't very good.
Good - beer and curry with mates till the wee small hours
Bad - football on Sunday, we were shit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:39, Reply)
Bad - goals are gay

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:42, Reply)
Goals are gay + Football on sunday = ?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:42, Reply)
MARRginally too slow

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:42, Reply)
*narrows eyes*
Always one step ahead.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:45, Reply)
Console yourself with the fact that you weren't as shit as Sunderland.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:44, Reply)
this^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:44, Reply)
DICANIWOES

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:45, Reply)
I predict an early exit for him if things don't pick up.
His having a go in public at his players won't have done much for team morale either.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:47, Reply)
They need a fucking kick up the arse

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:50, Reply)
At least he's not Moyes.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:52, Reply)
Played 3, 1 point, goal difference of -3
We are in fact as shit as Sunderland. Shitter, in fact as they've scored and we haven't.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:05, Reply)
You can have Sessegnon too

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:08, Reply)
We've made an offer, I read
Also enquired about Anichebe from Everton apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:27, Reply)
New job, new house are the current goals
alt: 10 hours sleep last night, but I'm knackered. How does that work?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:47, Reply)
Fatties are always tired.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:47, Reply)
I thgink it might be MS-AIDs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:50, Reply)
Bill Gates will be so pleased

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:52, Reply)
These aren't just any AIDS
These are M&S AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:52, Reply)
Maybe you were doing something in your sleep,
Like sleep breakdancing or sleep rape or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:52, Reply)
i used sleep walk a lot as a child

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:02, Reply)
Maybe that's it then.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:11, Reply)
Maybe you don't fucking own it anymore.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:55, Reply)
HE SHIT HIMSELF HERE AT HOME

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:00, Reply)
FUCKING SHITPANTS NUGENT!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:05, Reply)
NOW YOU OWN IT

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Current goal is waiting for the missus to get a job and find a house, then work out when I'm going to move there.
Not for a while yet.

Alt: Aye, rather good thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:51, Reply)
What's wrong with her moving in to your house?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:52, Reply)
His crippling debt is putting her off.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:56, Reply)
It's more a case of where she can find a job, fairly specific industry she wants to work in.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:00, Reply)
Chompy, give AA his login back

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:02, Reply)
Never mind that, AA should give Chompy his missus back.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:09, Reply)
that would be a bitter pill to swallow

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:12, Reply)
I heard she was tempted away by the promises of endless nights in with a glass of wine and Breaking Bad box sets.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:14, Reply)
PhD chemist, not a pole dancer.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We all know that Chompy's missus was a 'banker'.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:17, Reply)
In more than one sense, eh? Eh? EH?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:17, Reply)
I take back everything I said before
she's a cow. Making me tidy the shed.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:54, Reply)
Did you at least get a shag after the wedding?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:56, Reply)
What do you think

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:56, Reply)
No. You looked too drunk in that photo.
Unless you had a lolly stick and some sellotape with you.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:58, Reply)
I was indeed far too drunk

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:03, Reply)
like trying to push toothpaste back into the tube



while the tube throws books at you
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:08, Reply)
officelol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:09, Reply)
teehee
click
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:10, Reply)
You're not paying attention, Nakers.
He recanted the book throwing story. It now officially didn't happen. I suspect it may be politically motivated. The Cornish Independance Party is a family values party. You can't go for a leadership bid if your missus is hurling encyclopaedia volumes at your bonce.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)
Since when have we let the truth get in the way of a good story?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:16, Reply)
^^ This ^^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Oh, well played.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)
It's a click from me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:16, Reply)
She is just trying to get you out of the way for a while
I will let you put 2 and 2 together
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Two step sisters at the same time; proffesional.
To make a website about it; personal.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:55, Reply)
Oh gonz.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:00, Reply)
That's the script sorted.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:05, Reply)
Have you killed that Irish cunt then?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Why Step Sisters
If you are going for the full pervert they should at least be twins (conjoined for full marks)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:27, Reply)
I have some vague notions, but I'm being de-motivated and wishy washy about it all.
Alt: I did. Took the girlfriend* to a nice restaurant. I find the small, family-owned ones are the best for girls. They like the intimate atmosphere. Plus they often have some stonking wines to get 'em drunk on.

*offical Rory-sanctioned word
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Can you vouch for this?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Alt: Even better if you find one that does pasta

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:18, Reply)
When are you quitting your job and getting a new one above ground?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Kroney is a mole?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:21, Reply)
he's in the French underground

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:21, Reply)
Les Wombles

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:30, Reply)
MARRbles
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2068003
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:32, Reply)
Madame Choletlolz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:21, Reply)
dunno

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:23, Reply)
sound like you need kick up the arse mon cher

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:23, Reply)
I do, a bit. Six years has made me complacent.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:28, Reply)
17
eeek
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:31, Reply)
Oh my god there is a city in Uruguay called "Fray bentos"!
"Fray Bentos, the capital of the Río Negro Department of western Uruguay, is a port on the Uruguay River"

maps.google.co.uk/maps?q=fray+bentos&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=0x95a54db81a243661:0x8d9425699fb741a8,Fray+Bentos,+Uruguay&gl=uk&ei=YGckUraWEsuZ0AWFrYGACg&ved=0CI8BELYD
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:26, Reply)
I know.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:26, Reply)
oh..well...iit was news to me LOLWORTHY news

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:26, Reply)
I just wet myself laughing!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:27, Reply)
That'll be prostate cancer

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:28, Reply)
yep the pies took their name from the town
In the same vein there is also an abandoned city called Fordlandia where Henry thought he could get easy access to rubber tress for tyres
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:28, Reply)
*gless*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:29, Reply)
They started off supplying Corned beef first, then branched out in other food stuffs

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:31, Reply)
Why would you think this is lol?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:29, Reply)
There's a place called Melton Mowbray!
Like those pork pies!
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Did they name it after the Pork Pie?
ac/Nakers
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:36, Reply)
The must have.
Bit too much of a coincidence otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Because he is a bit slow

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)
for gods sake don't anyone mention the pasties...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:36, Reply)
No,
You are gay
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:29, Reply)

www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/north-west-particularly-unbearable-2013090279078
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:39, Reply)
hah

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:55, Reply)
There was a person called "Heinz", too!
LOLOLOLOLOL
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:33, Reply)
It's like QI on here today.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Quite Irritating?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Queers Incest?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:40, Reply)
You know Chelsea Buns, right?
Turns out...hahahahaha... THERE'S A PLACE CALLED CHELSEA!!!! hohohohoho...Oh, my sides.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:38, Reply)
I wonder where Eccles cakes originated?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:39, Reply)
It's a laugh a minute, this.
KENDAL MINT CAKE ACTUALLY COMES FROM KENDAL!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:40, Reply)
Is there no end to what former Grange Hill actors have done?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:41, Reply)
JUST SAY NO

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:54, Reply)
They were made by the bloke who played Doctor Who.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:40, Reply)
Bentdick Cuminyourpants?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:42, Reply)
I think we can all agree that you've been a bit of a prick here, Nakers.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:41, Reply)
but I thought Fray Bentos was a person...
I mean it doesn't sound very Ururaguayan
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:53, Reply)
Are you kidn?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:54, Reply)
like the guy that invited the pie, I dunno

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:55, Reply)
I think he was short
or a puff
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:56, Reply)
pythagoras

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:56, Reply)
Thats the theorem

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:57, Reply)
You bentos spastic

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:54, Reply)
Excellent work

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:54, Reply)
A company called Anglo started producing Corned beef in the 1890's and it was shipped to the UK from there hence the name
Most of our Corned beef is produced in the South America's
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:55, Reply)
Well there you go, a sensible well thought out answer

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:59, Reply)
When Campbells (of Campbells soup fame) bought the company in the 1990's they then branched out into
tinned pies
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:00, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2068077
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:02, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2068062
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:03, Reply)
BORING.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:59, Reply)
^^^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:00, Reply)
^^^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:01, Reply)
^^^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:01, Reply)
I'm aFrayed you are wrong there.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:57, Reply)
Not sure what a Egyptian millionaire has to do with this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:00, Reply)
He's a billionaire you damn fool.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:00, Reply)
This post really needs popular paging

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:58, Reply)
I have done my bit in this quest.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:04, Reply)
I remember when i liked you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:06, Reply)
NO YOU NEVER

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:07, Reply)
WHO DO YOU THINK SENT YOU THE VIAL OF BLOOD IN THE POST!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:08, Reply)
Didn't know it was yours.
It's still being analysed, hopefully we can find the key to your condition.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:09, Reply)

y i
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:09, Reply)
^ Northern ^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:09, Reply)
it's amazing how the mere mention of a cheap pie gets everyone out and posting...


I'm calling you all fat btw
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:03, Reply)
I think it's more that everybody will jump on the slightest opportunity to call you stupid.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:06, Reply)
Those opportunities are few and far between, so i can understand that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:07, Reply)
I think this is the most lively I have seen it here since CB RADIO CHAT

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:08, Reply)
that's why i'm the best one here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:09, Reply)
I like how you're such an effective troll
that it's sometimes quite difficult to tell when you're just being genuinely dim.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:11, Reply)
well I NEVER!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:12, Reply)
<3 xxx bbz

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:13, Reply)

best stupidest
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:11, Reply)
Alt:
Yeah. Brilliant. I made an appointment to view a flat in London this evening.

Not only do I have no intention of buying it, I'm not even going to keep the appointment.

In your face Boyce!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:38, Reply)
Ha ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:38, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:38, Reply)
At least it makes him clean it.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:39, Reply)
No it won't. He's going for the BoHo hipster 'lived in' crowd to buy it.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:40, Reply)
I think he'd take "anyone" to buy it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:54, Reply)
Hahaha.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:00, Reply)

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