So the word on the street is that mods have been handing out real names to all and sundry
The last word on the street was all about Mince stealing drugs from Stunned poster and making merry with his hoover snout and velvet antlers and waggling little Mince in n out of that Becky fella, so I'm inclined to believe it.

What was the worst abuse of power you ever witnessed? Have you abused your own power? Don't be obvious.

Alt: Who's really the best one on here?

Altalt: Scones.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:38, 109 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Alt: Nakers.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:40, Reply)

tggi

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:44, Reply)

What was the question?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Alright Quentin

( Kroney, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:41, Reply)

Afternoon Joe, how's tricks?
I'm not this quentin fella, long-time lurker etc etc.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:42, Reply)

All Quentins are long time lurkers, well known fact, that.

( Kroney, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:44, Reply)

How could I know about the velvet antlers and not this?
Forgive my ill-informed ways Joe
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:50, Reply)

altalt: cream THEN jam
this is importnat
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Bollocks

( Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:44, Reply)

sorry I forgot
cream THEN jam THEN carrot
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:45, Reply)

What with the addition of carrots, I'm assuming we're talking about Cornish pasties
but I haven't seen any with cream and jam in. Is this some wonderful new recipe from Ginsters, the makers of the only genuine pastie?
( Kroney, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:46, Reply)

2013 is the year I finally managed to find a 'tin miners pie'
That's a Cornish pastie with apple pie in one end.

I've wanted one since I saw it on Blue Peter as a child.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:22, Reply)

Carrot in scone is surprisingly acceptable.
However the correct order is Butter then Jam with a dollop of CORNISH clotted cream on top.
( Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:48, Reply)

I don't like your stupid country or your stupid cream.
Lady pig used to bang on about a place that did cornish cream ice cream and that it was amazing. You know what? I didn't like it. Fuck you and fuck Cornwall.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:50, Reply)

Excellant Rant
10/10 Would Rant again A++++++
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:52, Reply)

why would you need two fats?
the cream acts as a lubricant then the jam adds flavour
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Expert rimming tips.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:54, Reply)

i learnt from the best*



*YM
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:55, Reply)

I LOVE IT WHEN SHITFUCKTARDS LIKE CREEPY GRANDPA PAT EVEN EXCEDE THE BOUNDS OF THEIR OWN CRAZY WORLD AND TRY TO ERASE WHAT THEY SAY. IT IS 201, WHEN EVERYTHING SAID LIVES FOREVER. THIS CREEP DEVELOPED A WHOLE NETWORK BUT HE THINKS HE LIVES IN 1870.
( Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:54, Reply)

So grandpa Pat is Wilfs new sockpuppet?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:15, Reply)

this sounds like you approve of dolmio day sex
you're fucking gross
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Yeah, like you've never gone in for a bit of that, only to leave the guy looking like the victim of a horrific hit and run?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:58, Reply)

i can honestly say never
that's what blow jobs are for
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:02, Reply)

blow jobs Arse Holes
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Do you put butter on a cheese sandwich?

( Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:55, Reply)

He puts cheese on a butter sandwich cos he's a backwards cunt.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:58, Reply)

cheese isn't a lubricant

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:58, Reply)

EXACTLY!!!! WHY WOULD SHITFUCKTARDS NOT LUBRICATE THEIR CHEESE IN TODAYS SOCIETY EVERYTHING IS THERE TO SEE
WE NEED THIS NOW SHITPANTS
(Bazongaloid, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:59, Reply)

Cream isn't a lubricant

( Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Just a spoonful is

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:14, Reply)

how very loving

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:22, Reply)

good question
no, never. but that's because i would never make a sandwich that was just cheese. it would have cucumber or coleslaw or something else in there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:03, Reply)

what is important is to put the nasty jam and cream in the bin where they belong
and put a bit of real butter on it.

done.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:49, Reply)

You have a shit mouth with shit taste buds made of shit.
It's probably why you let men shit on you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:52, Reply)

i have a mouth like a glossy rosebud ACTUALLY

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:53, Reply)

rosebud dogs vagina
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:53, Reply)

ROSEBUD

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:55, Reply)

Old men look back fondly on riding it as a child?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:00, Reply)

yeah sure why not

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:03, Reply)

*drops snowglobe*

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:04, Reply)

POTD

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:53, Reply)

T O
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:59, Reply)

I usually eat them as I would a biscuit, whole with nothing on them.

( Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:56, Reply)

a biscuit deepthroat sailors
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:03, Reply)

There are words there, and indvidually I know what they all mean, but put together in that combination and I have no idea what the fuck you're banging on about.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:44, Reply)

swap "words" for ingredients and we have a description of your cooking

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Well, I for one am clicking that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:48, Reply)

h w
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:48, Reply)

You're a few weeks behind q.
We've had all sorts of drams since them.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:46, Reply)

NO WHISKY CHAT

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Soz, had some bizniz to take care of
What'd I miss?

(not q lurker etc)
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:49, Reply)

Someone left their missus, someone else is dating a fat bald man, another of us is now incontinent.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:51, Reply)

Alright, gimme some options and I'll line em up

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:57, Reply)

If that's not enough to go on, then you can't be Q

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:03, Reply)

it's like he doesn't care any more

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:07, Reply)

Battered, swipe, you?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:08, Reply)

Chompy, swipe, sportscow?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:08, Reply)

I didn't leave my girlfriend.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Dunno the details blud, I tend to skip the emo stuff round here

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:11, Reply)

He's dating a fat, bald man now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:19, Reply)

Is it that guy that repeats his words from Corrie?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Yer I think so

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Ah think so AH SAID AH THINK SO

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:02, Reply)

CQ, swipe, Darth?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:09, Reply)

cq flounced again
ran out of lithium
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Ah shame, good man that CQ
Word on the street is you're handing out blowies to fat balding men when Crimson Tide's on.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:15, Reply)

When I was Chancellor of Germany in 1933 I abused my power considerably.
Alt. AA his posts are generally popular page material.

AltAlt. Its pronounced scone, not scone.
( Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Altaltalt:
Great porno names today:

Band of Bareback Brothers
Skyball
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:49, Reply)

and himjim
don't forget that one
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:50, Reply)

also
"Shaving Ryan's Privates"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:51, Reply)

good will humping
raiders of the lost arse
wombraider
american hair pie
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:52, Reply)

big knobs and wombsticks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Edward Dildohands

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Chocolate Star Wars

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Tango & Gash
(Orange)
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:55, Reply)

I like this

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:01, Reply)

Ginger Snatch

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 12:56, Reply)

Not even in my top ten biscuits.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:02, Reply)

B3th is a terrible mod, we all know that.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:04, Reply)

I always abuse my power, normally by using the company credit card on nights out etc.
Alt: The best on here used to be this guy called Quintin, his tales of helicopter piloting, office rumours and insightful observations were a delight, now were just left with this bunch of cunts.


Alt:alt: CRUMPET*

hur hur
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Bunch of cunts is the way of it HarHar, you've got our fucken numbers alright
What are we gonna do about it then?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:25, Reply)

We can start with a length of chain an anvil and the pier at WSM

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:27, Reply)

How long is a length?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Depends on how deep the water is

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:39, Reply)

b3th doesn't really have any power to abuse.
I abuse my power to come and go as I please at work.

Alt: Bert
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:17, Reply)

Oh, so you're number 3 on WPs list

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:23, Reply)

V/good I just got this
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2072056
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:25, Reply)

Via work, someone gsve me an (admittedly) stolen laptop, so I could bypass the password for them.
I said no, that I'd tell old bill if they didn't return it.They did. Suppose I was theor etically abusing my power. Still think I did the right thing.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:26, Reply)

so what kind of voice does Reg have then?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:29, Reply)

I was going to expand on this as an alt to a thread I never got round to posting earlier.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:32, Reply)

csb

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:32, Reply)

do it!
*scotch queen*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Alright Dozer.
Don't care what they say, he wasn't that bald or fat.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:37, Reply)

who?
You fucked Al?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:41, Reply)

He totes let Al smash his wing-mirrors

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:42, Reply)

His penis may have appeared closer than it actually was...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)

Have you not?
He's VERY accomodating
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Dun it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Anyone who ever says "Do you know who I am?"
Kill them. I abuse my powerstick up to 8 times a day

Alt:
All of you - *hugs*

AltAlt:
You ain't got the stones for scones
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 13:42, Reply)