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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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How do you expect your life to alter in the next five years?
Alt: which rough bird(s) off the TV would you shag?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:43, 303 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
That llewelyn bowen lass
Always dresses like a dandy highway man she would get it
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Nice tickly beard now too

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:45, Reply)
I don't like my wife tickling me

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:32, Reply)

tickling me
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:35, Reply)
I'll hit 40 if I dont have a heart attack running
I'll probably still be in the same job and my daughter will be 11. I may even have the house finished!

Alt:
Haley Cropper
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:45, Reply)
You filthy deviant.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Genuine answer
Jo Joyner
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Hmmm. Not sure.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Is she rough?
I liked her in that shit nurse programme a few years back.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:51, Reply)
A bit ordinary looking

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:52, Reply)
She just has a look of "filthy" about her

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:53, Reply)
I googled her as I didn't know who she was.
She looks old for her age.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:55, Reply)
golden not olden

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:56, Reply)
Unlike Bea Arthur

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:33, Reply)
Well in 5 years my gender realignment should be complete.
Alt: Gudrun Ure, Helen Daniels (post stroke), Maureen from Driving School, Jeanette Tough....all of 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:45, Reply)
AT ONCE.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:46, Reply)
all i remember about helen daniels is that she was always making casseroles

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:47, Reply)
She was a keen proponent of the ancient art of Chi'gum as well

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Wasn't that what my brethren promised to Monty yesterday morning?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:49, Reply)
I never realised you were a woman all this time?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:46, Reply)
If I was a tranny, and someone said to me "Hows it hanging?" I'd say "It isn't anymore" and then lol at my wit.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:47, Reply)

w cl
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Midge Urezzzzz
Almost scans
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:49, Reply)
I read this in the style of Fiddler on the Roof

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:51, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)

and someone said to me "Hows it hanging?" I'd say "It isn't anymore" and then lol at my wit. I'd tranny in the morning, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:51, Reply)
Typical Reg! *rolls eyes*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:53, Reply)
*canned laughter*

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:33, Reply)
This one is better
You can delete the other two
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:53, Reply)
You watch your maahhhffff!
I aint no Al The Deleter, they cant all be fucken winners
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:56, Reply)

And you will still be polar opposite to mater.
(Bum Bag Fashion Boy Burned a home made pizza on, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)
this is a fucking sexist thread
what about the girls?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:47, Reply)
this is a fucking homophobic thread
what about girls who like girls?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:47, Reply)
cos there's none available

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)
girls who like boys who do boys like they're girls

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:49, Reply)
It's keeping track of the pack,
watching them watching back.
That makes the world go round.
/A. Williams blog
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Women on the Internet.....
Don't be so stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)
i am not sure if this is a command or a comment
must be your accent, loverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)
is what every woman says to your advances, ever

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Funnily enough, after my marriage, I have no problem with that.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:49, Reply)
I'm sure it's not beyond the wit of a clever girl like you to adapt the question to suit your gender.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:49, Reply)
i was calling battered a sexist cunt
surely you do not wish to disagree with this?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Just need one slight alteration
sexist
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:52, Reply)
i have sought instructions and my client can wholeheartedly accept this amendment

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:55, Reply)

y
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:53, Reply)
I read that in the style of Bernard Bresslaw, in Carry on Camping.

POP QUIZ: what are the names of the aforementioned girls?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:49, Reply)
A: Babs and Fanny

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:50, Reply)
poor old joan
demoted from glamour girl to bitter girlfriend to hag as the series progressed
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:51, Reply)
I do love those films

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Is 'Joan' your alter ego in your Hollywood-bound sitcom?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:52, Reply)
silly fister
sitcoms aren't made in hollywood
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Soz Swipey bbz xxx
I was skipping ahead to your sitcom getting turned into a film like that crap with the self-absorbed horse/woman creature who can't find a bloke.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Centaurs In The City?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:00, Reply)

Centaurs Ginge
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:04, Reply)
+ry lawyers

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)
I was most disappointed that my originla GingeryLawyers4U post was ignored

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)
frankly if they want to pay me for that, fine by me
funnily enough, they don't
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)
Did you go over for the pitch? I hope they paid.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)

hollywood Kensington
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:59, Reply)
i was going to say something about coventry then
and you know what that means.

it means i thought you were tangles.

you'd better think very long and hard about what you've done.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:00, Reply)
ouch

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:00, Reply)
YER

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)
High praise indeed

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:09, Reply)
Yes they are

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)
CITATION NEEDED

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Paramount Studios is in Hollywood

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:04, Reply)
Amongst others

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:35, Reply)
get over it, love

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:54, Reply)
She could always run along and make us all a nice cup of tea, while we answer the question.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:56, Reply)
i fucking hate tea and coffee

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:04, Reply)
I reckon I'll be around 5 years older.
Kids both off to uni, bit more time on my hands, do some travelling. All that sort of gash.

Alt: YM.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:49, Reply)
I dunno.
Alt: I dunno
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Are you hoping not to do another rough bird?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:51, Reply)
What?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:51, Reply)
hopefully get a promotion at work
get some more writing done
maybe swap the flat for a house a bit further out, but probably won't because commute
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Do you think you'll make partner where you are?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:51, Reply)
hopefully
but it's not a good time for anyone to be made up anywhere at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:52, Reply)
With her relationship history, 'partner' status would only last a few month.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:54, Reply)
now now, divorce force

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:55, Reply)
It's complicated

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:56, Reply)
Alright Avril

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:36, Reply)
Dunno

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:52, Reply)
i expect to be 5 years older
is michaela strachan still on tv? i bet she ain't hanging though
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:52, Reply)
alright, liza tarbuck then

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Nasty.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Yeah, saw her on something the other day; I was drunk but I probably still would.
Older than I thought she was and all.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
In 5 years, I expect it will be the same but I would *like* to have moved somewhere nice and maybe have some frogspawn etc.
Alt: Jade Goody in full blown cancer mode, Susan Boyle to deflower and degrade,and her: snipurl.com/27qzvua
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:52, Reply)
snipurl lols
She genuinely looks like our old receptionist
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:55, Reply)
She's a bit 'Froggy', thus I might be in there.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:56, Reply)
More alien than frog

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Alien Frog PHWOAR

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:59, Reply)
I see where you are coming from now

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Interplanetary Amphibious Sex

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)
The Beastie Boyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Beeny - obviously.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:56, Reply)
Beeny isn't rough.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:56, Reply)
She *is* constantly up the duff though.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:57, Reply)
She has an odd mouth lump thing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:57, Reply)
With tits like that, are you shocked at this?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Shocked and appalled.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)
You prefer a bird with the perma-cold sore do you?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:57, Reply)
crossroadlols
e n
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)
It's the hat innit

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:59, Reply)
+tied to a tree

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Debbie Rush from Corra

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:00, Reply)

crossroad Grange Hill
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)
Alt the only answer is and we all know it
Rusty Lee
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)
Kerry Katona.
She looks porkable, if s bit chubby, in the alleged sex tape.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:04, Reply)
I dont think I could TBH

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)
I thought that about YM at first.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)
She looks like a cross between Viv Nicholson and Myra Hindley
I'll pass.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)
Now Myra Hindley...
Would.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:09, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVibsNPXBx0
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Alt: Tulisa.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:10, Reply)
No. she left of her own accord.
That's right I think.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Alt: Do any of your mothers happen to work in television?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:10, Reply)
YM worked a television in her growler
I heard it was a 1951 Bush TV22

www.radios-tv.co.uk/pivotx/?p=1951-bush-tv22
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:16, Reply)
The pug face from B*witched anyone?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:11, Reply)
The one with the cock from The Corrs anyone?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:12, Reply)
The bird out of Hanson

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Or that bit of skirt from Culture Club.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
The question at uni was
All of the Corrs or none of the Corrs?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Can I go with all of The Saturdays?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)
As long as you include De La Soul, yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)
*roller disco jams*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
My favourite 'would your rather?' questions are:
Shag your mum and have it kept a secret or not shag your mum and have everyone think you had?

Eat a Tesco bag full of Alsatian shit in a one'er or have a sparrow shit in your mouth once a day for the rest of your life?
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
The answer is of course
All of them, and Jim first, dry...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:42, Reply)
In all likely hood dead
Alt: Michelle Yeoh from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:13, Reply)
I'd like to be the filling in a Jo Whiley & Zoe Ball sandwich.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:14, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2072485
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Ball, yeah fine. But Whiley? Christ.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Viz referred to her as "bat faced witch Jo Whiley"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Having met her, I can confirm this to be true.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)
I wouldn' clsss any of them as rough. Sara Cox?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:16, Reply)
I have some standards you know.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Yes I would bet she does.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
She was married to my mate Jon Carter at one point
She's a fuckin knob.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)
No wonder you are skint

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)
tbh their marriage didn't really cost me anything

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)
It was a maitre'd reference

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Fucken Mince, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:37, Reply)
thats right namedrop fans

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)
They tried to get us to leave our mates' bar in Islington during a lockin so they could have some fucking privacy.
Answer came there nay.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Yeah, like he even knew the guy from ER

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Fuck off, I don't sound anything like Jethro

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)
I read this in the style of Jethro.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)
You know what, I'm going to fake a Jethro accent and when you can't understand a fucking word I'm saying I'll switch back
Then you'll realise why I don't talk like a yokel
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Sure thing, Jeth.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
I bet you sound like Del Preston

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)
*beats to death with own shoes*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:43, Reply)

Its uncanny check out THIS picture of Monty compared to THIS one of Del Preston
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:45, Reply)
I read this in the style of OOOOARRRRR

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)
More like Adge Cutler?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
I already told you
The chick with 1 and a half arms off cbeebies,
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Stumpwanks are the way forward

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)
After an arse stumping eh Poldark?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)
her half an arm seems to have a nipple on the end

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
sexay

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Hot isn't it.
Tit stumps ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)
The new bird on there is quite cheeky too
Used to be a High 5 lady
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)
I don't know what a high 5 lady is

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)
As I have previously referenced
It when you fit all five digits up your wife... I know being a Cornish man this means there will still be 2 fingers left out but that's life
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:40, Reply)
Dodgy kids show

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:43, Reply)
Never heard of it. A google says there was an American and Australian TV show but nothing for Blighty

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:47, Reply)
Hi 5 it seems
www.cartoonito.co.uk/tv-show/hi-5
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Hang on, you never said she was a sooty.
*puts brick through TV and sends the Beeb the bill*
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Well Battered, in five years time I'd like to have built my savings up more, got micro in to a good school, moved out of London and had a lots more sex.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)
There's an asian outside Montys flat who can help you with the last one

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)
four spring dwarf technique?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)
I prefer the four sprung duck technique version

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
All that sex will cut into your savings.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)
There's a "you'd know" joke around here somewhere

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)
Just because you used to fuck a sex worker and she charged you to be your 'girlfriend' does not mean other blokes are that stupid.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)
OOOOOOOF

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)
My failed relationship was cheaper than your failed relationship.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)
alt
Fiona Bruce
Sian Williams
That black bird off EastEnders
Christina Hendricks
That Ola Jordan piece off that bent dancing thing
Rachel Riley, repeatedly.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Agree re the sooty in Eastenders. Definitely would.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)
I knew you were common

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Denise.
Not the loud fat one.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
I'd do Denise

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)
You would prefer Denephew though

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)
I'm an equal opportunities arsehole

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)
+ Ruiner

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:40, Reply)
I dont like to boast

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)

o

+ e
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:43, Reply)
My man butter really helps the skin go crispy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:44, Reply)
I'm now an odd mix of repulsed and hungry

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Thats just how I like it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:47, Reply)
Uh-huh uh-huh

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:48, Reply)
te boast?
Ah you have changed it to Geordie
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:44, Reply)
JAWDEE

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Yes. That one.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)
i never got Rachel Riley until I saw 8 out of 10 cats do countdown.
Now she's on the list.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)

Fiona Bruce
Sian Williams
That black bird off EastEnders
Christina Hendricks
That Ola Jordan piece off that bent dancing thing
Rachel Riley, repeatedly.

A woman NO THANKS
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
'och, ah prefair the coch'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Rachel Riley is far from rough

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
she is on the gadget show.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)
I have a gadget that I would show her eh eh eh
LAD BANTER
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)
None of these really fulfil the
Rough Birds off the telly criteria though do they
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)
I have spent all day running around, pulling favours, setting up meetings, placating angry people and generally working my tits off
and it looks like I'm going to be scuppered by another teams bureaucracy, where rather than providing the simple thing that I need I have to fill out a form and wait for resource to be available to send it.

tl:dr: Placid WOES
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)
That's fascinating. Do go on.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)
I'll go on your mums

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)
+ again

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)
two mums one ape
it's an internet sensation
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)
Ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)
aka "The Scissor Sisters"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)
tell me more about forms.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)
well your mum has form as a crack whore, does that count?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)
YM has the form of an octopus dropped from a tall building into a vat of jelly

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)
When Judy Finnerganbeginergen got an award and celebrated by wapping her jubblies out
I was like, fucken BOOIIINNNNGGGGG, SPLOOOOGGEEE!!

How I could concentrate on the TV whilst pogoing into puddles is beyond me.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:37, Reply)
I want to go to nearly all of these
www.theguardian.com/travel/2013/sep/03/top-10-autumn-uk-food-festivals
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)
I could quite happily miss the lot, if I am honest

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:44, Reply)
they are no Tregorny Tree Fayre
where the only thing people ate was their own faces
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)
+e

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)
If this is a mispelling, leave it alone

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)
where?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:00, Reply)
hh mis-spelled misspelling

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:01, Reply)
SHUT YOUR DIRTY PIE HOLE

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:09, Reply)
I had one vegeburger a day.
I don't think I even had any beer. Just LSD and chillums.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)
A thread derailing onto food is like b3ta's very own Godwin's Law or something.
Innit?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:46, Reply)
^fucking Hitler cunt

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:03, Reply)
I was gutted to miss the chilli festival in Seaton Delavel

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:47, Reply)
I got some well skill chilli sauces from the internet not so long ago.
Seeing as it's relevant.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Crazy Freds is my new favourite

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:59, Reply)
This is the one I use Gormo
www.chillibugs.co.uk/

Very good 10/10
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:59, Reply)
This is the one I used
www.uptonchilli.co.uk/

The Mango and Lime hot sauce and the Chilli Dragon are both fantastic.

I also had a go at making my own off a mate gave me:

It's either a marinade or wet sauce, whichever you want and is totally raw, no cooking at all.
I used half an onion
3 spring onions
3 cloves of garlic
10 Scotch Bonnets with seeds in
1 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1 tablespoon freshly ground allspice (or pimento berry / pimento pepper if you're in the US)
1 heaped teaspoon of flaky sea salt (maldon salt - US could use Kosher salt but cut down the quantity a bit)
300ml cider vinegar
about 1 tablespoon of fresh thyme
1 lime squeezed
2 teaspoons of tomato puree
1 tsp sugar
All in the blender, blended down to a smooth consistency, then bottled.
That made 3 175ml bottles.
Make sure you pour boiling water in your bottles/jars to sterilise them or the sauce won't last.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:05, Reply)
We have the Robin Hood Festival starting tomorrow
www.nottinghamshire.gov.uk/enjoying/countryside/countryparks/sherwood/robinhoodfestival/
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:58, Reply)
That looks really shit double H

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:07, Reply)
It's actually quite good, They have a really good battle and an excellent falconry show
I guess the County Council are just shit at websites
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:11, Reply)
Who are you most looking forward to seeing. What a Palaver or Medieval Maniax?
I think Jezebel Strumpet is probably my favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:13, Reply)
I may even get out my "Lincoln Green" tights and join in

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:24, Reply)
Website looks rather erm
Noncey, "look at the kids in the woods, they are all alone" " come to the Robin Hood fare, see that chap at the bottom has stolen his child for the day"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:14, Reply)
When I was a kid you did a massive man hunt in Sherwood forest
You had to get Robin and all his merry men to sign your sheet, I can't see that type of thing happening in this day and age
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:23, Reply)
Thanks Chompy
You killed the thread
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 15:59, Reply)
just like those poor girls :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:00, Reply)
I didn't win the lottery, I blame you.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:01, Reply)
I haven't checked, I never remeber to check for days or weeks afterwards

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:02, Reply)
You know when people photoshop pictures to put the persons mouth where there eyes are
Well thats what Mesut Ozil looks like
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:01, Reply)
Ages ago there was a fp pic of a chicken with its eyes laying an egg
THAT is what Ozil looks like
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:02, Reply)
The Poison Dwarf bird,
from Dallas, whatever her name was.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:08, Reply)
Charlene Tilton

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:08, Reply)
Charlene Tilton

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:08, Reply)
MARRlene Tilton

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:09, Reply)
Dozer

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:09, Reply)
Charlene Tilton

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:09, Reply)
Charlene Tilton
Charlene Tilton
Charlene Tilton
Charlene Tilton
Charlene Tilton
Charlene Tilton
Charlene Tilton
Charlene Tilton
Charlene Tilton
Charlene Tilton
Charlene Tilton
Charlene Tilton
Charlene Tilton
Charlene Tilton
Charlene Tilton
Charlene Tilton
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:09, Reply)
Dolly Parton's Dallas themed comeback single...

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:10, Reply)
Charlene Ramsey

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:10, Reply)
I dunne dont watch soaps
Apart from Soap ironically,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:10, Reply)

watch use
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:10, Reply)
I havent used soap on my face for about 20 years FACT FANS

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:13, Reply)
I can fucking smell you from here

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:13, Reply)
Thats the pair of used pants you requested
Silly Sporters
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:15, Reply)
Oh yeah
*wraps round knob*
*humps until blue*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:17, Reply)
JOHN FASHANU

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:10, Reply)
AWOOGA

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:12, Reply)
I'll be in my early 40's by then
fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:08, Reply)
I'll be in my (very) early 40s in 4 weeks :o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:12, Reply)
I'll hit 39 in a few weeks.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:13, Reply)
Me too in a few months

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:13, Reply)
Yep me too...
The worst bit was I had to work that out :(
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:16, Reply)
I did last month
I genuinely didnt know how old I was
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Its that bit where you go
"I will be 38 no 39 no 38 oh hang on"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:19, Reply)
Yep
That
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:19, Reply)
God you lot are well old
Apart from Twoey, who insists on being a few months younger than me.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:18, Reply)
Fuck you tangles

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:19, Reply)
*feels spritely*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:20, Reply)
Spritely puts in complaint to the Police
Operation Yewtree involved
Shame for the twin hatted one
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:21, Reply)
I tell you what, that two and a bit years we've got on them makes ALL the difference

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:21, Reply)
To be fair when Sporters and I were roasting your missus
She did mention that the extra experience (added to girth) made all the difference
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:23, Reply)
*eiffel towers*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:25, Reply)
Autumn is coming, Monce
I'm stunned that I made it this far, if I'm being honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:14, Reply)
Decide what you want for your birthday yet?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:17, Reply)
I hope he asks for a new thread. This one is done.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:18, Reply)
I dun one

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:19, Reply)
Nah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:19, Reply)
How about some headphones that are like the big old ones that cover your ears but they are also MP3 players so have no wires and charge by USB to your puter?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:40, Reply)
How about a new doormat?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:40, Reply)
How about a gift voucher for Berni Inn?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:41, Reply)
How about a magazine subscription?
Or a nice wordsearch book with a free pen
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Some itsu bongo noodles?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:42, Reply)
A cape?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:42, Reply)
One of those little bits of wood that holds up a wine bottle and looks like its gonna fall over at any minute but doesn't?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:43, Reply)
A nice selection of pies?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:44, Reply)
Jeggings?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:44, Reply)
One of those hairbrushes that folds up dead small and has a handle and the pokeys sprout when pushed from underneath?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:45, Reply)
Tickets to an Ice Hockey match?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:46, Reply)
301

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:47, Reply)
all sound suggestions, Reggie!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:51, Reply)
I will hopefully be settled down with my other half
living together etc.
Job Wise, I would like to be a PA. Failing that some sort of management role in the field I'm already in.


Alt. Starlings look filthy.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:28, Reply)
Alright Miggs

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:39, Reply)
*throws semen*
I can smell your cunt
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 16:54, Reply)

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