I'm losing the will to live, Dr Frog, Wilf, Darth, shitshitshit poster, etc etc...style
(although in truth I have cheered up a bit having just misspelt Dr Frog as Dr Frig)

Make me laugh please. Bully someone or something cool like that.

Alt: Nah, I got nothin.

Altalt: Frank: banned again and waiting for his new lolsock a/c to be allowed to post again, or sectioned?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:53, 170 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You stomping shit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:53, Reply)

*cheers up*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:54, Reply)

I have deleted my thread out of politeness and courtesy.
You're welcome.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:57, Reply)

^ Al the deleter

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Right. That's IT.
You fucking cunt. No wonder your ex punched you. I know I would if I had the chance.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:58, Reply)

yeah, the clicky cunt

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:58, Reply)

He's a fucking wanker and no mistake.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

*taps foot*

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

IT? What, like computers and stuff?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)

krooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooney

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)

you could be tempting fate, here

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)

chance Stepladder to hand
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)

How can you expect us to be funny when some BIG health scare is about to break.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Oh man I had nearly forgotten about that now I am all scared again

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)

eh, I thought he had got booted a while ago

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:58, Reply)

i've started to get a sickening headache and bells are ringing in my ears
it might be time to admit that coming into work was not my best decision.

i really hope he changes his name. dr frig is miles better.

this might make you laugh or hurl: i found a giant gross peely blister in the shower this morning. wtf? turned out the paramedics didn't get all the tabs for the ecg monitor. for a very panicky moment i thought i was dying of skin AIDS or shedding my skin like a snake.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)

I suspect you are concussed and should definitely go the fuck home.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

my boss tried to send me home when i arrived this morning
i was too stubborn and now i've been pretending i'm fine all day, i can't just go, actually i'm not... i'll stick it out til 5.30, then collapse.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Don't tell me you drove to work?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:02, Reply)

no, i ordered a cab
it didn't turn up. i swore and got the tube. very very slowly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)

I don't know what you deserve most a medal for your commitment
or a slap for your stupidity
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)

i don't do being off sick :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Stop beakering.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:08, Reply)

NEVER

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)

Neither do I unless I could pose to a hindrance and not a help
Just go home and get some proper R&R
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)

Or possibly just a serious danger to your own future health

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Go home you knob

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:02, Reply)

probably should
urgh, the thought of getting there is worse. i might just sleep under my desk for a bit...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)

GO HOME YOU KNOB

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)

Stop being a twat, you might get home in time for Tipping Point.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:08, Reply)

Ignore this lot and stay at work, you lazy bitch
Christ all you did was trip over.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)

GO HOME!!!!!!!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:10, Reply)

Typical woman, attention til the last minute!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:10, Reply)

i can't even say you'd have been jealous of my fabulous shoes
because i wasn't wearing them at the time
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)

and I don't get jealous of fabulous shoes.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)

what kind of a gayer are you, eh?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)

Go home, put your feet up and have a nap.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

I hope you've got a brain tumour.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

you're going to feel terrible if that turns out to be true

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:02, Reply)

terrible extremely happy
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)

you're going to feel terrible if that turns out to be true

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)

No I won't.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)

imagine a unicorn

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)

No need, I have a tattoo of one I can see whenever I like.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

Bumming a squirrel, I hope

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:13, Reply)

or a pink golf ball

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

I just saw an exceedingly black man buying bananas.
This amused me.

Hope this helps.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

A great deal. Thanks Dr Frig!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
although maybe don't refer to yourself as "dr frig" in any story involving the children, eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Come and sit on Dr Frig's lap

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)

well this is disturbing

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:06, Reply)

I'm in character
*frigs*
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:08, Reply)

I'd go home Swipey,
as an ex medic, I know concussions s bugger.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)

but daytime tv is so shite

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)

I know, no watercolour challenge

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)

Bergerac apparently.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:11, Reply)

Two zinger tower bergeracs for lunch

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Buy a strobe light on the way home that will help

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)

I saw a self-important, ugly man trip over today when he tried to barge the queue at the barriers in the tube station.
It made me lol at him.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

I just went to post something on Battered's shit thread.
I think he should be picked on severely.
Frank's coming to the Manc bash next month, I'll give him your love and good wishes Monty.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:02, Reply)

frank's dead, baby

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:02, Reply)

Tell his I await his death with an ever-present semi

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)

You couldn't afford a semi once you've sold your flat.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)

he could afford 3 in stockport

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:06, Reply)

I've met him at a b4sh, he wss alive then.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)

reply fail

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Ah now, viagra's pretty cheap nowadays.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:10, Reply)

yeah right

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)

Where is this B4sh in Manchester?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:12, Reply)

Yes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:14, Reply)

There was no comma there...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:23, Reply)

In which case I'll be more helpful.
Look on /calendar
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)

Who did Frank come back as this time?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:02, Reply)

FFS Boyce
We just had a bullying of Windy building up, and it was nearly ready to go as he tried to justify his sleeping in all day after, as AB guessed, pissing himself from a night of Special Brew... And you go and fucking spoil it,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)

by saying something stupid like I love you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)

I think you should find this pretty inspirational xx

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:06, Reply)

thanx hun xx

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Holy shit!
I want to live! LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)

officelol
I need this as a new background image
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:14, Reply)

YEA, YOU LEARNED COME HUMILITY, BUT ..... NOT ENOUGH APPARENTLY. KEEP AT IT YOU SHITFUCKTARD.!!!!

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Wise words, Reng!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:10, Reply)

What's going on with your name Rengie?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:11, Reply)

I'm part way through one of those word ladders
should have a new name in a few days, or get stuck and not bother.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:14, Reply)

What word do you have to get to at the end?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:14, Reply)

SHITPANTS

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)

NOW YOU OWN IT, LEGO

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:23, Reply)

Is that actually an anagram? I can't be bothered to check...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:23, Reply)

half a mo, let me check

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)

sorry, lost count, just a sec

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:28, Reply)

soz m8, got bored of that

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:32, Reply)

It's Bob. The future of education, so random spelling is to be expected.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Say what? Who's Bob?
What about Bob?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)

bob is neck bearded and fat gooner learning to be a teacher in Port Talbot
he likes, wrestling, Warhammer and little children
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:23, Reply)

I don't like you very much right now JeffTheDogFucken

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)

I can't stay but feel free to bully me in absentia

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Instead of in dementia?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)

Well if we're posting pictures...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:08, Reply)

*sigh*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:10, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:10, Reply)

While you're down there....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:14, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)

^ Battered's parents ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Battered's real parents

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)

They fucking terrify me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:23, Reply)

I met a bloke in a wheelchair today, his face was battered and bruised.
"What happened to your face?" I asked.

"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.

"Boxing?" I enquired.

"No..." he said, "... hurdles."
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:16, Reply)

so you're saying battered has the face of a mong that has smacked it into a number of hurdles?
sounds legit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)

Swipe resting on her sofa later today:

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:23, Reply)

fuck off
that sofa's hideous
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)

After another day of bullying from Battered, Swipe had enough, and jumped off her balcony

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)

WTF?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)

HAHA

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:31, Reply)

*frigs*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:33, Reply)

hungry now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:36, Reply)

officelol + click

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 16:02, Reply)

NUUURRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH NNNJJUUUUUUYRGGGHHHHHHF

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Have you tried Senokot?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)

Balloon knot

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)

Curry trots

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)

Join the dots
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)

Japanese Sex Knots

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:38, Reply)

Shitari

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:47, Reply)

*enters*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)

Ah Sole

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:50, Reply)

DOOOOO EEEEEEEET
www.facebook.com/culturecrawl
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:36, Reply)

Fuck taht shit I'll be ripping up Folkstone seafront

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:39, Reply)

This is why you're the best one here.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:40, Reply)

agreed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)

NOTHER NEW FRED

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)