that's novel
i just got a lovely email from the two girls who helped me and looked after me, to see how i am, which was nice. it is good news that there are nice people out there, when most of the world is full of cunts.

alt: no idea what to have for lunch.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:06, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm having chickpea dal soup, penang chicken bites and some crisps.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:08, Reply)

that soup sounds nice
the chicken sounds shit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:08, Reply)

WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SO WRONG ABOUT FOOD??

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:09, Reply)

i am not wrong
i am totally right.

either way, it leaves more meaty goodness for you. so you should be praising me, not stifling me, man.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)

True.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)

*dal fives*
Mine's curried red lentil though.

I was planning on dipping my cheese and marmite sarnies in it, but they didn't last when I decided I was already hungry.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)

when I make my own I always use red lentils cos they cook so fucking fast

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:11, Reply)

Yeah, I made this myself.
Although I'm not sure 'made' is the right word given most of the flavour comes from stock cubes and curry powder.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:15, Reply)

I just use turmeric and salt in the lentils,
and at the end stir in sliced onions and garlic which have been fried until really dark, and chillies, and occasionally some onion seeds if I have them. Garnish with fresh coriander, away you do!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:28, Reply)

I just had homemade cottage pie

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:08, Reply)

did it have cheese on top?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:10, Reply)

>:(
yes
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:12, Reply)

everyone's thinking the same thing here, I don't need to elaborate

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:13, Reply)

I had lasagna from a grotty cafe
It's deliciously bad.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:12, Reply)

sometimes that sort of thing is just the ticket

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:13, Reply)

I'm having a pint of Amstel.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:14, Reply)

+ Simon
+'s cum
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:21, Reply)

That I can get behind.
Odd attitude to lunchtime drinking here though :(
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:23, Reply)

lasagne is fucking excellent
i had a goats cheese and butternut squash one that could make a nun squirt in a pub in gloucestershire. and a garlic mushroom, spinach and red pepper one, with blue cheese.

man, now i want lasagne, and instead i either have to get the offering from our staff restaurant, which is NOT LASAGNE, or walk all the way down to the pasta place on my shattered kneecaps :((
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:14, Reply)

Why not treat your kneecaps
and get a meat one?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:25, Reply)

i went to the sandwich bar in our restaurant and got a bagel with cheese, coleslaw and jalapenos
that'll do
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Careful, that's sounding almost like a balanced meal.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:37, Reply)

i got a litre of water and some green salad to go with it, if that helps

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:39, Reply)

Get your office bitch to get you some

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:31, Reply)

I thought she *was* the office bitch?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:34, Reply)

you thought wrong
i am very important.

my new office bitch is lovely and very very good, but she's far too attractive. urgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Anyone is attractive next to you though, you bulbous orange skank.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:42, Reply)

This is why I like you Froggie.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Validated. YESSSSSSS!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Sometimes I make a lasagne out of chilli and use tortillas and sour cream instead of pasta sheets and bechemel sauce.
It's proper decadent.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:16, Reply)

Hi Gonz.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:17, Reply)

Sour cream with mexican food is just wrong
Crema Fresca is the way forward, it's just really hard to find.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:25, Reply)

I hate searching for ingredients.
I practically had to go on a quest to find some Ras Al Hanout; I've since seen the bastarding thing in Morrisons, for fucks sake.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:34, Reply)

Morrisons Batman Begins
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:08, Reply)

I can totally digg that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Except i'd still use bechimel 'cus I fucking love that stuff.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Domios one

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Why not make your own? Not exactly difficult.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:34, Reply)

It's piss-easy, but a pain having to stand for ages stirring the pan constantly.
Someone should make a pan stirrer that isn't total shit.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:38, Reply)

I do if I'm cooking up something with care/love/whatever....
.... but if i'm just getting a mid-week meal on that I just want to bang in the oven and forget about 'till feeding time, then the jar stuff is pretty much just as good.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)

I got cream cheese and smoke salmon bagel, REAL BAGEL though, proper good 'cus the holidays are on tomo I think so they've made extra today
still warm when I bought it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Jeeez alright I can fuckin' gaz you to check up on you if you care that much

( Theoban What of it, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:50, Reply)