Noo Fred
"My Friends and I bought an island"

What's your dream/5-year-plan/long-term goal?

Alt: What have you wasted stupid money on?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:33, 188 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

To die in a police shoot out
Alt: Ammunition
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:37, Reply)

Get yourself to Washington mate

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:40, Reply)

I've always wanted to go to DC actually
Now's as good a time as any!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:41, Reply)

I hear it's full of black people and jews

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:42, Reply)

Gosh
Well perhaps I won't bother after all
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:45, Reply)

DC was the first US city to have more spades than honkys, fact fans.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:46, Reply)

I believe there are also more jews than there are in Israel or somethjng

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:47, Reply)

Well Israel hasn't just had a mass shooting so you would get more news from Washington

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:48, Reply)

That's what happens when you build on a swamp

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:47, Reply)

That makes no sense, as we all know black people can't swim

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Whilst we're on this edgy comedy topic.
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/britons-not-prejudiced-just-thick-2013091779514
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:51, Reply)

I have none.
Alt: I don't consider any of my frittered thousands to have been wasted.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:39, Reply)

I want to move somewhere nice, and pay off the mortgage in 5 years. Find a woman too.
Alt:Council Tax
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:40, Reply)

To sell my flat in Elephant and Castle for MILLIONS
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:40, Reply)

flat in
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Alt:
Cars, clothes, food, booze, cigarettes, drugs, gym membership...

the list is endless.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:40, Reply)

win a massive high court trial
buy a house by the seaside and either let it or move there

alt: nothing. absolutely nothing. brb, have hair colouring and shellac manicure.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Your dream is to own a property and rent it out to people?
You're fuckin weird, d00d.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:43, Reply)

no!
i want to live by the seaside, but i also know that i'd probably throw myself in out of boredom. so compromise: buy it, then decide which one to live in...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:44, Reply)

Fucking hell, how did she NOT manage to hit it off with Chompy? There's some serious compatibility happening there.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:52, Reply)

i would never buy a concrete box that used to be a garage

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:54, Reply)

House in the country, working for myself, another child/children, dog & cat
Pretty rock and roll stuff I'm sure you'll agree
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:42, Reply)

You want to work for children?
You're fuckin weird, d00d.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:44, Reply)

also, all rob's candles make it feel like christmas day
like he gave birth to us all
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:42, Reply)

CRIMBO!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:43, Reply)

Chrimblebobs?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:43, Reply)

'teh' Chrimblebobs IF YOU DON'T MIND

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:44, Reply)

Sorry, I really am such a horses vagina

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:45, Reply)

classic tapir!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:46, Reply)

You can be very cruel mince

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:47, Reply)

To buy a van and drive around the world solving mysteries.
Alt: An enormous Great Dane that can't talk.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:43, Reply)

Rhaggy?
Rhaa-geee
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:45, Reply)

I'd like to have settled into a career that I actually enjoy and bought somewhere to live.
I don't have any grand plans beyond that and doing some holidaying in interesting locations.

Alt: Oh, plenty. I got through twenty grand in one year at university, once.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:44, Reply)

this would be understandable if you'd been in london
paying your own rent and shopping/taking drugs every day.

but you went to university in WALES. did you buy WALES?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:45, Reply)

I ent sayin' nuffink.

( Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:46, Reply)

*calculates*
20k in a year - that's ALL the prossies in Wales, three times each.

Duuuude.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:47, Reply)

22k, to be precise.
I had madskillz, yo.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:48, Reply)

In fact, doing some calculating of my own
and bearing in mind I had all my bills paid by the parents plus a 300 quid stipend per month and no loan, I reckon that I must have got through the thick end of 35 grand whilst at university.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:49, Reply)

Where did you get that much money from?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:50, Reply)

I don't really want to go into it
Because it makes me look like exactly the sort of cunt that can piss away huge amounts of money with nothing to show for it.

I learned a lesson during the subsequent ten years of abject poverty.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:51, Reply)

I understand you don't want these jackals taking the piss
Gaz me yeah?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:52, Reply)

£20k?! How many shit cars did you buy?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:46, Reply)

20

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:47, Reply)

None. Couldn't drive at the time.
It wasn't my finest hour, Nakers. Wish I had that cash now, that's for sure. And the seven grand I got a couple of years later and did similar with.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:47, Reply)

What the hell did you spend it on?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:48, Reply)

I would like to bring my idea for the Festivan to fruition.
An old furniture removal van, done up so that the back is a 1940s living room, but with ace sound system - a sofa (that becomes a bed, mind), arm chairs, carpet, wallpaper, standard lamp, sideboard, pictures on the wall, side tables; the lot.

In discussing with a friend, I would need to develop it to the point that I had a spiral staircase going out the side for access to the roof. During clement weather, we would sit up here of an evening in picnic chairs, with a table, perhaps a standard lamp, getting absolutely baked and watching the bands.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:48, Reply)

I rather like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:50, Reply)

I used to have a pal who lived in an old coach, is was like a great flat on wheels.
Mind you I also knew a girl who lived in an old ambulance which was fucking horrible.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:00, Reply)

This wouldn't be for living in - just going to festivals in.
Obviously I'd need a big house with a garage large enough to keep it dry and aerated in.

And a pool.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:04, Reply)

Speaking of festivals
I had a idead for redesiging tents for festivals so that they dispense fish for sammiches from the frame. Imma call it Tent Pole Tuna
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:11, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:13, Reply)

whoah Reg this is all great stuff.
A far cry from that day when you done fucked up and startied doing b3taswears.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:14, Reply)

At a recent festival, a big rock band took a markedly new direction - into classical music. My friend Emma was quizzing me on what sort of songs they were singing.
I told her "Aria, Em"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:18, Reply)

Sell other house
Use cash to extend current house/pay off debts. Finish garden, grow food. Do another GNR in a better time. Start going back on decent holidays

Alt:
I'm not sure I've wasted stupid money on anything. Does replacement seals for my dishwasher that are fucking leaking again count? If so, £64
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:52, Reply)

you need to get a replacement seal for your missus
She was dripping by the time I finished with her...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Does anyone have any dreams that don't involve property?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:54, Reply)

like a giant commune where everyone shares everything, you mean?
karl marx, maybe?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:58, Reply)

We should all club together and buy an offtopic island!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Not this lot, because they're all unimaginative, grey-faced drones.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Yeah, because wanting to own your own home
rather than paying some greasy faced fat wop of a landlord a good chunk of your income a month for the honour of living in his rat-ridden Coventry shit-hole is nobody's dream.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:00, Reply)

wop

Mick
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:01, Reply)

In my case it's some sort of Turk or Iranian, or something.
I don't even know what they're called.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Abdul or summat probably

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:07, Reply)

I love the idea of having my own island. Fantastic.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:00, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:01, Reply)

we love that idea too
just so long as you don't have wifi
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:02, Reply)

We all know you couldn't cope with being more than 100 yards from a doughnut shop.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:04, Reply)

i don't really like doughnuts

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:09, Reply)

You like Battered though.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:13, Reply)

in the same way i'd like norovirus over stomach cancer, yes

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Hahahahahahahahaha.
It's funny because it's true.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:23, Reply)

Fantasy Island.
Boss, ther pleeen!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:02, Reply)

haha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:07, Reply)

feeling better today?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Not really.
I must have mid-level alcohol poisoning. I have a 12.45 appt at the passport office. Stupid damaged passport.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Oops

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:17, Reply)

The dog's just taken a shit in the duck pond. Yours for fifty grand.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:02, Reply)

I camped on islands near Halifax when I was there.
They were beautiful, like so beautiful I couldn't believe my eyeballs. White sand beaches, clear waters, massive trees, amazing night skys.

Those guys are living he dream. Srsly jelly right now.
( wanderlust, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Fucking freezing in winter, fucking boiling in summer
Across the water from Dartmouth, one of the least pleasant places I've seen outside of Coventry, in one of the poorest provinces in America's cheap relation.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:05, Reply)

But apart from that it's lovely.
And one of them has buried treasure!
( Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:05, Reply)

I fucking loved it.
Loads of weirdos and kitchen parties.
( wanderlust, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:07, Reply)

I might be somewhat biased against the place.

( Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:12, Reply)

still waiting for my gaz btw

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:15, Reply)

To be able to give up work and build acoustic guitars would be a dream
I'd have to have enough to live on separately, not fussed about actually selling the guitars, just building them.
Alt: Lots of stuff. Lots and lots of stuff
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:01, Reply)

I could come and test them for you if you like
Important to get the opinions of others with these sorts of things.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:04, Reply)

I agree!
There's elements of each of my acoustic guitars in the collection that are ace, I'd just like to combine them into one guitar to see what happens. It'd probably be shit but I'd keep experimenting!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:07, Reply)

God, I'd love that
A litte workshop on a secluded beach somewhere. I'd spend the rest of my days playing guitar in the sunshine.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:21, Reply)

My long term goal is to open a Swimena
So you'd have a swimming pool, yeah, and it's made out of cinema screens with maybe one on the roof for the backstrokers. And you'd get these earplugs that are wireless sound transmitters and....no that's shit.

Actually, I've just remembered my long term goal is to open a Fish & Chip Chop Shop where you can get an illegally welded together car and eat fish and chips while you wait. Or maybe forget about the car. As long as there're no fucken sachets it'll be fine.

Or maybe a fish and chips shop where you have to climb on of those fucken things with handholds and you get a hat and probs crampons and you climb this thing to get to a little pond where you fish for your own fish to eat with your chips. I could call it Climby Fisher. YES I FUCKEN COULD! NO YOUN A CUNT!
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Some excellent ideas here.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:05, Reply)

I had an idea to open a fish and chip shop in Jerusalem called the 'Arbeit Macht Fry'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:07, Reply)

or a dry cleaning business focussed specifically on international clothing
called 'Ethnic Cleansing'
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:23, Reply)

I'm going to set up a course where people can come for a week or so and learn the skills to focus their attention better
I shall call it 'Concentration Camp'
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:29, Reply)

lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:30, Reply)

Nice

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:30, Reply)

textbook.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Fuck a bitch, smoke a blunt and smash the fash.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:17, Reply)

you want to butt fuck John Fashanu?
AWOOOGA!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:19, Reply)

AWAY YOU GO!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:19, Reply)

That was Ron Pickering.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:22, Reply)

He was next

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:30, Reply)

The way you talk about women is so charming gonz.
I'm surprised you don't have to wear a scuba mask, what with all the gash you must be constantly swimming in.
( wanderlust, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:22, Reply)

You be careful
About where he puts his snorkel.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:24, Reply)

I don't even know what a fash is.

( Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:25, Reply)

still waiting for my gaz btw

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:28, Reply)

I've seen the waders he has to wear
to keep his trousers dry.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:25, Reply)

I feel a bit ill now.

( wanderlust, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Well, on the plus side
you can relate to Gonz better.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:31, Reply)

It wasn't just the Costa Concordia they were raising last night, if you know what I mean.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:34, Reply)

Clickin dis.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:42, Reply)

To be fair, I don't smoke weed and I don't beat people up so I got a feeling that the first one might not entirely be true either.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Look gonz,
We all know you love nothing more than smokin bluntz and fucking bitches you've just punched in the face. There's no point in trying to state otherwise.
( wanderlust, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:38, Reply)

He's the Floyd Maywether of web design.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:45, Reply)

Actually, my long term goal is to design a drinks stacking system to sit beside nightclub dancefloors so punters giving it the ol big box little box dont lose their drinks
Imma call it Tiers For Beers
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:19, Reply)

Let it all out

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:20, Reply)

You're on fire today.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:21, Reply)

I want to make a CGI reboot of Gentle Ben

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:21, Reply)

With a real bear and a CGI small boy?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Real bear and a real boy
the CGI is to cover for the carnage when the bear starts tearing off limbs.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Well of course
and the bear can talk. And has to juggle running a small business and his home life. And he's a single father.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:26, Reply)

My mate Dave looks like the kid from Gentle Ben

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:30, Reply)

No I don't, and I ain't your fucking mate.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Clint Howard??
Fuck me...poor bloke. He's the ugliest man alive.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Evidence

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:38, Reply)

dear God, it's HIM

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:41, Reply)

Get a chair somewhere.
Sit back and do fuck all for the rest of my career.

Oh, and hopefully this coming spinout will bring it a bit of money. Contract signed at the weekend gives me quite a lot if it all works out.

Alt: I've spent almost all my money on women, booze, cars and food. So I've not wasted any of it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:23, Reply)

spinout?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Just commercialising some stuff.
Kept meaning to do it but never got round to it. Have got round to it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:26, Reply)

will you be selling your lab grown skin on the internet?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:27, Reply)

It's nowt to do with my stem cell stuff
completely different research group. Sustainability/Industrial Symbiosis stuff.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Oh really, I was chatting about that with my cleaner just the other day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:29, Reply)

Horse? Financial Advisor? Softball team
Come on man, don't leave me hanging.

Edit - fucking Ninja.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:29, Reply)

yeah I don't know what happend there...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:30, Reply)

Actually, my long term goal is to make finding your car at festival car parks easier by creating a section where each car is connected by string from a central control board to a bell installed in the car
once you pull the lever for you car the bell will start ringin till you find it. Imma call this parking section the Bell In The Car Aisle. YES I FUCKEN AM
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Also, you could have a similar system that worked well in the dark, or for deaf drivers
you could call it "leave a light on"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:27, Reply)

if your festival was near the beach and people wanted to do doughnuts with their cars
You could charge them a bit more for making circles in the sand.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Tag team pun.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:30, Reply)

That's nothing
I am opening a fusion restaurant with Dr Zahi Hawass from the Cairo Museum of Antiquities and Ken Hom.

We're calling it 'Wok like an Egyptian'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:33, Reply)

I'd imagine it would be really busy on Mondays.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:37, Reply)

And he can see no reasons
'Cos there are no reasons
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:39, Reply)

That's just another ^

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:40, Reply)

I would like to own a pub, but not a pub that's actually open or makes any money
More a place where I, as an incredibly rich person, can get drunk and sit around and occasionally open it up to the public then close it again when I get fed up of them

NOTE also in this 5 year plan I am rich already

Alt: Everything, all my money is wasted, apart from rent.
( Theoban What of it, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:41, Reply)

I would like to open a restaurant, but I don't fancy the hours much

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:43, Reply)

Yeah, my 'pub' would be like a play pub
Where I can be all I'M A LANDLORD and then not bother with the hideous punter side of things, or paying bills.
( Theoban What of it, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:43, Reply)

Keith Moon bought his local in Surrey.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:43, Reply)

What a hero
Now give me a few million quid
( Theoban What of it, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 10:44, Reply)

And I'm fairly sure things turned out ok for him, right?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 11:00, Reply)