Get Right Back To Where We Started From
Have you moved away from where you grew up? Have you been back? What childhood memories have been DESTROYED by this?

(Inspired by GeordieJay gaan yem to toon)


Alt:
Tell me why I dont like Mondays
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 13:13, 206 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Yes, from The Midlands to Aberdeen.
About 8 years now. The main change that has fucked up childhood memories is that the school I went to is now a carpark for the PFI monstrosity that has replaced it.

I'm not really that arsed to be honest.

Alt: because usually I'm knackered after getting a shit nights sleep because I didn't get out of bed until the afternoon on Sunday.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 13:17, Reply)

Being an army brat means I don't really have a home town.
I guess the closest thing I have to a place I grew up is Barnsley, which is my mum's home town.
Before I moved down to WsM, the longest I'd lived anywhere was 7 years. And that doesn't really count, because that was only where I went to boarding school.

Alt: because you hate your job. You should check out Reed.co.uk
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Sep 2013, 13:22, Reply)

Only been in Manchester for about 3 years
and already when I go home it feels like I am surrounded by those less fortunate and that I should be down a mine.
Bars that once flourished with life are now dwindling and scraping by on the funds the bar flys provide.

I'll always be a Geordie at heart but it is a bubble to live in.

Spread your wings!! Fly, my pretties!!

Alt. I'm beyond tired today with a non functioning brain.
I think Wednesday is the thinking man's Monday, however.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 13:23, Reply)

Dear gods.
I grew up in Somerset. Coming back home from university one summer, I was sitting with a friend outside a local pub, and some girls came over that knew him.

I said something - what I can't remember, but I assume it contained a polysyllable, because one of the girls turned to me with absolute scorn, and hissed accusingly "Ur yew intelligent ur summat?!"

On visiting my old local, the barman recognised me, and asked me 'ow be an. I said I was up in London now, and one of the barflies said wistfully "London ... my mate went to London once ... "

I took Mrs Vagabond there a few years ago, and I swear to God I could have picked up any of the conversations I left 20 years ago.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Do they still reckon you can fall off the earth if you go too far up the Axbridge bypass?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 13:34, Reply)

It depends on the area.
Some of them simply regard it as a form of birth control.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Ooooarrr well oigh be livin' in Kernow all moigh loife except 3 years in the village woilst at youknee-vercity
The sisters arrr still the same but the emmets arrr everywhere. Still, no carrot in the pasties though! Proper Job!

Alt. Oigh dunno lad. is yer cow not producing?
( Peej, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 13:31, Reply)

ive no truck with nostalgia man, keep fucken moving forward
casting off the dead weight as you go

alt: cos your missus always give you carrot sticks in your packup on a monday and forgets to cut the fucken crusts off yer jammy piece? ooh, those fucken crusts!
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 13:33, Reply)

tggi ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 13:34, Reply)

Foxy Knoxy totally did it you know
But I'd still do her.
( Peej, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 13:34, Reply)

TGGI

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 13:35, Reply)

criminals that you would do sex on sub thread

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Myra Hindley

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Beverley Allitt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 13:44, Reply)

YM.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 13:44, Reply)

NO ONE COULD PROVE THAT THAT HORSE WAS TRAUMITISED

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 13:49, Reply)

anyone who wouldn't fight back

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Rose West

( Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:08, Reply)

Alright "Dave Glover"

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)

People say I'm mad for having a crack at Rose
But I just say weer all crazee now
( Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:13, Reply)

This is a fucking TOP thread, Sporters.
Well done.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Sep 2013, 13:38, Reply)

You're a fucking TOP mod, B3ffy.
Well done
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 13:39, Reply)

At least I don't finger dogs.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Sep 2013, 13:51, Reply)

That's not what Biscuit told me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 13:55, Reply)

START A FUCKING NEW ONE THEN!
ffs

WTN
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Harsh criticism indeed.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Sep 2013, 13:58, Reply)

there is no shame in being worse than the best one here
really it's the best you can hope for
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:02, Reply)

I grew up in South Bucks, was schooled in Oxford and went to Uni and lived in Bristol
I now live a mile from the hospital where I was born in London.

keyword: South
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 13:39, Reply)

Other keywords:
'bent' and 'spastic'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Sep 2013, 13:53, Reply)

^terrible modding

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 13:54, Reply)

AKA 'The Style Council'

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:12, Reply)

i just ate a yoghurt with a fork

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Silly.
That's like eating rice with chop sticks.



Hang on...
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 13:57, Reply)

i never use chopsticks like those yellow savages

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Eating with chopsticks is easy
and anyone who says different is a cack-handed flid.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Sep 2013, 13:58, Reply)

it's not as easy as using a spoon though is it?
Therefore it's stupid
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

I can use chopsticks but there are better tools available.
It's like using a handsaw when there's a Black and Decker available.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:02, Reply)

I forced myself to use chopsticks a couple of weeks ago, as everyone else was and I didn't want to look like a pleb asking for a fork.
I was amused that everyone was struggling.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)

you should have shoved them up your cock end and shat out a panda

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Edinburgh zoo would have been all over that.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:08, Reply)

and Decker available mans anus
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)

i always eat ice cream with a fork

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:12, Reply)

err wot?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Yeah, lived in Edinburgh for a bit, then Paris, now SUNNY WONDERFUL IRELAND WOOOO CORK CITY
I go back every year or so, see family. Rotherham's a shithole and I would never ever go live there again, glad I left.

Alt: Not enough nommy lasagna for you
( Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Kent.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

You have never left Kent?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Yes.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:02, Reply)

no wonder you're depressed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:02, Reply)

No.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)

oh.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Yer

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)

^^ bent

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:02, Reply)

I was expecting 'Kunt'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)

+ and the gang
SPIDER MINGE!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)

Is this a thing?
I am loath to look it up.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)

kunt and the gtang write and sing HILARIOUS songs with lolswearing in them about bums and things

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:08, Reply)

Thanks for the tip off. I will not be checking them out.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)

My glass of water tastes like Gruyere

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)

cheesily done

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)

Born in Essex
moved north to Manchester to do A levels as I wanted to get away from the family etc. then went further North for Uni, and now live in the lake district.

I still have family in Essex and it really is a shite hole, but not as bad as that fuckwit show makes it out to be.

Alt:
I think its because you want to shoo-oo-woo-woo-woo-oot the whole day down.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)

how many lakes are there in the lake district?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)

1

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)

Otherwise it would be called the Lakes District

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)

nice

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:11, Reply)

5 minutes of googling later

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)

sorry of working later
It was a QI question a while back and the answer is Basenthwaite (sp) lake, the rest are Tarns, Meres or Waters
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:10, Reply)

YOURN A TARN, MERE OR WATER

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:13, Reply)

and you sir are a shaved baboon

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:16, Reply)

YOUN PUDDLED

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:16, Reply)

i stayed at a lovely spa on bassenthwaite lake
called armanthwaite hall, it was lovely
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:28, Reply)

We are looking at trying to book something for New Year but it needs to be for 6 adults and 4 kids

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)

that place is huge
check it out

my brother had a family room, with its own annexe with kid's bunkbeds, they loved it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:33, Reply)

*football chant*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:10, Reply)

One.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)

Im having a weekend in the lakes next year for a hen party type thing.
Renting out Portland Lodge.

Cant wait :)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:10, Reply)

how many more sleeps until you go?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:18, Reply)

It's next year, that's after Chrimbo.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)

Oh it's not for months yet. Im not that sad.
www.portlandhouse1870.co.uk/

Is Matlock Bath even the lakes?

Who knows?

Who cares?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)

ouch
Expensive
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)

Not heard of it
I assume its one of the big log cabin jobbies they have
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)

I live about 12 miles from where I grew up
and it could be 12000, the yokels here regard someone from the next village (less than 2 miles) as forrin.

alt: can see no reasons for this.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Who could forget when the local cricket match descended into and all out war between the "Ham Hands" and "Beef Ears"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)

Not likely, cricket's for posh people

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)

Yes it is.
Rah rah rah!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)

Have heard the English cricket team speak, half are so northern they are uninteligable

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)

That's 'cos Durham is bestest

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)

I have long been an advocate of a South England team.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:23, Reply)

a union of sorts, the northerns can have some sort of Cricket League

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)

have WIN
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)

Those fuckers beyond the wall can do what they like.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)

McCricket

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)

Supersized with fries and a side of skag.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:26, Reply)

+ GIRDERS

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)

Might have known youn be an egg-chaser

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)

not for many years

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:30, Reply)

I probably live about 12 miles away from where I was born too
I ran past the hospital doing the GNR
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)

hospital cowshed
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)

you did GNR
Including that fat ginger fuck that sings?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)

swipe sings?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:21, Reply)

AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SPONSOR YOU
YOU FUCKTARD
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)

It was too easy not to take that opportunity

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)

yeah
the opportunity not to sponsor you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:33, Reply)

:o(

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:33, Reply)

I was welcomed to their jungle

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)

Bet that Three Dog is a right goer

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:40, Reply)

*SERIOUS NOTICE*
Thank you to all who sponsored me from here. Unexpected and really meant a lot.

You cunts.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:25, Reply)

it's really hot in here
is it hot there as well?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)

It was earlier.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)

Fairly, yes
Nelly
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)

i think my room is freezing, have the heating on top whack, AND my lovely massive ralph lauren cardigan on over my suit
my trainee looks a bit sweaty, and everyone who comes in says it's hot, but they're ALL WRONG
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)

too much warmth makes me really lethargic zzzzzz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:28, Reply)

I'd rather be too cold than too hot.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)

i used to think that
as it's easier to light a fire/get another blanket etc.

but our shitty horrible student house in green lanes had no heating for a few weeks in jan, and my god it's awful. you get really tired and achey, right down to your bones, and don't want to move from the one warm spot you've carved out for yourself under fifteen blankets!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:33, Reply)

That would be fine.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:33, Reply)

I constantly get wrong for the house being too cold

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:34, Reply)

I put the heating on for an hour at Xmas for a treat.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:37, Reply)

You were lucky!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Only when I'm on my own obviously.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:40, Reply)

when are you not alone?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:40, Reply)

I had some goldfish once

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:42, Reply)

Are they dead now?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Yes. Everything I care about leaves me.
Why does everything have to die Nakers? Why?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:45, Reply)

Becasue, and I can't stress this enough, because you touch yourself at night

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:46, Reply)

NEVER!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:46, Reply)

It's getting warmer, some cunt fiddled with the AC

( Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:27, Reply)

talented

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Stupid Kroney still hasn't fixed my internet.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:32, Reply)

god I hate the 4 eyed french cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:35, Reply)

It's his attitude I can't stand

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:38, Reply)

it stinks, LIKE HIS BREATH!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:43, Reply)

Just interviewed/met a potential lodger. Carrington was his name, what a cool name.

ALT: because they're shite.
(RonSwanson, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:45, Reply)

well you'll be dead with Carrington wearing your skin by Christmas I recklon

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Blakes heaven

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)

i do not get this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:51, Reply)

Blake Carrington was a character from Dynasty

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Oh...I'm not that old you see so the reference was lost on me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:53, Reply)

i keep reading your name as D-Rape

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:54, Reply)

The rapper you get forced to listen to

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Thinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngs
can only get battered
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:56, Reply)

I want him to pull himself together

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:55, Reply)

and i want you to stick a cornetto down your japs eye and offer a tramp a lick, but we don't always get what we want, do we?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)

Done
and
DONE
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:00, Reply)

you offered it to froggy here, didn't you?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)

Just trying to make a living.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)

Not JUST froggy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)

You Sir, are an absolute cad.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:16, Reply)

Get with it!
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2089464#post2089466
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:56, Reply)

oh, what??
you just went back and ninja'd that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)

Let's argue about something shit!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)

Deadmau5
Animal Rights (Ft. Wolfgang Gatrner)
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)

Weird Fishes/Arpeggi
Radiohead
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 14:59, Reply)

what are you blithering about, sweetie?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)

it's quiet so I'm posting the songs that come up on shuffle on my I-Poddy
*shrugs*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:02, Reply)

Jimi Hendrix
Depeche Mode
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)

When the Levee Breaks
Led Zeppelin
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)

Stereo MCs - Connected
Random
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)

fuck I hate that song
Pistol Dreams - The Tallest Man on Earth
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:10, Reply)

^Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:12, Reply)

I dont even think he's a Muslim

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:13, Reply)

speaking of which
Devil's Dance - Metallica
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:13, Reply)

The worst thing on mine is 'Birdhouse in your soul'. Utter pish and I dunno why it's on there.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:15, Reply)

i'm your only friend
i'm not your only friend
but i'm a little glowing friend
but really i'm not actually your friend
but i am
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:16, Reply)

Not to put too fine a point on it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)

You aren't my friend.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)

we all know that this place is as good as it gets for you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)

HI FRIEND

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)

i bought a new ipod at the weekend as the old one borked itself
the fucking computer named it after my dad, without my having any say in the matter :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:10, Reply)

pretty sure you can rename it...
is your apple account in your dad's name or summit?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:11, Reply)

probably, but i was in a hurry
no, the account is in my name, but it's on his computer. therefore itunes just named it after his computer.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:16, Reply)

You can rename it in iTunes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:12, Reply)

I hope you bought it on the high st and supported local business.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:15, Reply)

of course i did
except that wait, all the high street shops have gone bust and been replaced by beauty salons and restaurants. so my brother had to get it for me. but i made him get it at dixons.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)

D-D-DIXONS SALE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)

I was born in London
so currently I'm not too far I guess.

Alt: Bob Geldof threatened you with an Uzi or so I've heard.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)

Never heard of it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Its near Watford

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:09, Reply)

No, I got nothing.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:12, Reply)

"He's really chomping at the bit to help the team" Brendan Rodgers on Luis Suarez
Footballols
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:12, Reply)

is this a horse face joke?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:14, Reply)

Its a "got banned for 10 games for biting someone" joke

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:16, Reply)

great stuff

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)

Someone start a new thread, for fuck's sake.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:16, Reply)

done

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)