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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I think its time for a generic rant thread
Whats on your mind? Spout some venom here
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:09, 243 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I'm an oasis of calm right now.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:10, Reply)
I'm too serene for ranting dear, see you on the other side.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:10, Reply)
MEN

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)
ha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Specifically these ones?
5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2115094
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:14, Reply)
no
actually specifically sexist clients, but why spoil a good story?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Is there a man there I can speak to about this?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:18, Reply)
QUITE

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:19, Reply)
officesmirk

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:19, Reply)
maybe you should turn to clam joustinig

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:15, Reply)
racist

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:15, Reply)
where there's blam there's a clam?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:19, Reply)
slam

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)
damn

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:24, Reply)
We got a goddamn clam slam here, ma'am

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)
Well God Damn

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Dunk the funk

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:24, Reply)
Is there something you'd like to share, sporto?
Is mrs cow still ablooblooing about her dead mum and not putting out?
Come on, you're among friends here.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)
No, not at all
Just trying to keep today's post count up
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)
YOU CUNT

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:14, Reply)
You wait till she finds out what was in the pie

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:14, Reply)
BEEF

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:15, Reply)
yeah right

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:17, Reply)
trufax

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:18, Reply)
CANIBAL

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Nope, all calm here
Today does not appear to be fuckwit day

Yet.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Every day is a fuckwit day
Just the fuckwits change
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)
The problem with fuckwits is that they don't change
and ask the same dumb question again you already answered once but they never listened the first time.....
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:25, Reply)
So can you fix it, or not?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)
Yup
Turn it off and turn it back on again.
Next!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:28, Reply)
Sorry, you were saying?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)
Just a thought
but if the people change but the problem remains then maybe the problem is you...


JUST SAYING
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:46, Reply)
I'm in an excellent mood.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:15, Reply)
Early start on the booze today?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:16, Reply)
Managed to smuggle himself into a pram and is currently being breastfed by a nanny

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:47, Reply)
I had my rants this morning but too long to go into detail on here.
In a nutshell a friend who insists with vigour on a regular basis that she is curbing her partying ways and letting people take her for a mug has moved back to Manc from Newcastle yesterday and was straight out on the lash with a new group of people to take her for a mug.
I berated her for never having time for anyone unless it involved an all night session, rolling round the gay scene with a nose full of coke.
She's nearing 40 now and it looks pathetic.

I also had a rant about new fangled pop culture. Not in the same breath.

I'm on a one way ticket to meldrew-ville.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:15, Reply)
Apart from that it's good moods all round for a Wednesday

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:16, Reply)
The Darkness really lost their "sparkle" once they passed 50

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:17, Reply)
GUITAR!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:18, Reply)
Don't letch the bell end

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:20, Reply)
wha?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:21, Reply)
Their follow up christmas hit

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)
Oh that
Fucking dreadful
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)
Xmas single

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)
I continue being single throughout the whole year actually.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)
You leave Monty alone, he's totally in control of his habits.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:28, Reply)
turns out some counts ent even HEARD of weekend at bernies
a bit of ludovicos whats needed round here for an andrew mccarthy triple bill with mannequin and st elmos fire, get these fluckers up to speed
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:20, Reply)
tggi^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:21, Reply)
I have a workman in, we've had very awkward chats
I'm now hiding in the kitchen
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)
What about that football, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)
'Just tries to walk it in' banter.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:28, Reply)
it's ok he's gone now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:35, Reply)
I spend an awful amount of time pretending I know about 'foot-ball' to 'men'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:36, Reply)
and now my coffee is cold, thanks you tradesman cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Did you have to make them tea? I hate that.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:40, Reply)
nah, he was fixing the entry system in the other flat, which is unoccupied so no kettle etc

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:43, Reply)
Flat? Oh dear.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:43, Reply)
Folkstone? Oh dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Just outside FolkEStone old bean, in the 'nice' bit.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:46, Reply)
i'll be the judge of that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Please don't. I'd hate for you to think even less of me. :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Sheltered accomodation ?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:48, Reply)
well it has a roof if that's what you mean

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:49, Reply)
tradesmansentrancelols

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)
tits?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)
Fucking countryside.
Only just got a signal. Get it concreted.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:35, Reply)
I had to tell an IFA that you need to put a web address into the address bar, not into Google.
Scarily enough, I need to do this on a regular basis.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:36, Reply)
I google all the web addresses, it still brings it up but it takes longer so it looks like I'm working harder.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:38, Reply)
Nope, all good really.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:37, Reply)
I hope this is true, as you're quite a decent fellow.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:44, Reply)
It is frog. It is true.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Shhhh. I know.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:02, Reply)
I fucking hate angry people.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:44, Reply)
Alright vag.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:04, Reply)
Thanks - it's my mother's.
How's you, Windy Pig?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Can't complain too much,
Could do with some more regular work, but keeping my head above the water for the minute.

You?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Busier than Nick Clegg's pants.
Still - halfway through the week - will probably start drinking tomorrow during a long catch-up telephone conversation with my sister.

At the end of the day, there's always booze. Unless one is in Utah.

Or the Middle East.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Customers are retards, so that's annoying
Also, the missus is going out of her mind, waiting to hear back from a job she was interviewed for recently. For the time being, she's having to deal with the retards at the job centre. As a result, when she's ranting in the evenings about how shit it is not having a job, I've pointed out I'd rather be spending the days at home right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:47, Reply)
how long does it take to decide if someone can flip a burger?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:50, Reply)
About 2 minutes per side, so *calculates* ......yeah, 2 minutes.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:51, Reply)
those two will be a business powerhouse once gf gets her feet under the desk, you mark my words

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 14:57, Reply)
What sort of work is she looking for?
I'm waiting on a call today, fella said he'd ring at some point today, trying to stay occupied to stop worrying about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:01, Reply)
fluffer for working men's club swinger nights

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:05, Reply)
So he's dating chompy's ex?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:05, Reply)
BAN THYIS SICK FILTH

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:07, Reply)
Working for a pharmaceutical company, can't remember what the job she's gone for it, mind.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:08, Reply)
shut up

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:25, Reply)
NO YOUN

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:25, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2115745
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:30, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2115746
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:32, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2115749
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2115732
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:34, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2115755
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:36, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2115767
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:38, Reply)
i mean, the bird wot not-andrew-mccarthy cops off with is a bit ropey but the high concept is sound and laughs are never far away

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:29, Reply)
FUN FACT
the guy that plays 'Bernie' in the film weekend at Bernies went on to play the villain in the sequel to the andrewmccarthy film Mannequin called Mannequin on the Move. andrew mccarthy wasnt in that one though it was the the guy off fright nigth and first buffy instead of kim cateralls
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Wasn't there a Weekend At Bernies 2 as well?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)
and don't forget the Gerard Depardieu remake
Le Weekend à Kronies
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:35, Reply)
well done

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:41, Reply)
that's more like it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:42, Reply)
have a cake

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:44, Reply)
i'm about to put a pizza in the oven

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:45, Reply)
I'm about to put my penis into your mum

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)
WFH lols

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:47, Reply)
OH MY GIDDY ANT THERE WAS!
THE GANGS BACK TOGETHER! OH MY DAYS!!

it were utter shizz, fluckers never learn you cant improve on perfection. counts'll always try and iceskate uphill *shakes head sadly*
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:35, Reply)
Is upper case best for ranting?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:32, Reply)
I FIND IT SOOTHING

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)
It makes me want to kill things/people with hammers

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)
SAY IT WITH CAPS ON DICKHEAD

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:34, Reply)

no
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:36, Reply)
IT MAKES ME FEEL POWERFUL LIKE A WALRUS REARING UP ONTO IT'S MATE

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:38, Reply)
poor chocho

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Officelol

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:39, Reply)
yet Le weekend a Kronies gets nothing?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:40, Reply)
It received a quiet, dignified click.
Whereas this made me snort loudly.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:41, Reply)
*snigger*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:39, Reply)
UPPERCASE IS SHIT

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Generally it is unless for design/promo purposes.
Often used by semi literate shopkeepers and those a bit special.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:39, Reply)
you can't affiord upper case you unemployed northern povvo

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)
SHUT UP HE RUNS A HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS OF RENTING OUT HIS DEAD MUMS HOUSE TO STUDENTS

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:34, Reply)
Sporters should do this, then he could buy his wife a new dress to stop her bloohooing

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:35, Reply)
I may have to evict her Dad first

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:36, Reply)
i menat your wife's mum
hth xx
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:39, Reply)
And I meant he lives in the house still

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:40, Reply)
bake him into another pie

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:41, Reply)
I have done

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:41, Reply)
Sold now innit.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:37, Reply)
alright cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:40, Reply)
how do?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:40, Reply)
*nods*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:41, Reply)
*waves effeminately*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:41, Reply)
*WANKS*

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:43, Reply)
*flutters long eyelashes*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:43, Reply)
ALRIGHT HIPPY

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Not one reply
What a cunt, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)
We shouldn't be surprised really.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)
Honestly, he's SUCH a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)
I wouldn't take it personally, but it does look as though he's seen who responded to him and thought they weren't worth bothering to reply to.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:49, Reply)
I get this alot :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:49, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Et tu Sportscow?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:51, Reply)
Sorry man
Owwwwwnly jowwwwking
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:51, Reply)

You're not my friend anymore
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:53, Reply)
:o(

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:53, Reply)
STOP MAKING FUN OF HIS FACE

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:54, Reply)
My nose isn't *that* bulbous.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:54, Reply)
So says YM

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:59, Reply)
IM GOING TO THE PUB WHERE YOU CANT BULLY ME

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:00, Reply)
OH YEAH THIS BETTER BE DELETED WHEN I GET BACK ETC ETC WAH WAH WAH

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:00, Reply)
You're the doctor
Phone your own fucking Waaaaaaaahhhbulance
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:05, Reply)
Benders

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:57, Reply)
I would guess he managed to turn off his monitor
and caught his reflection in the now blacken screen, reminiscent of Bob from 90's classic Twin Peaks
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 15:54, Reply)
soz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:06, Reply)
Nae bother pal
They *are* all cunts

Edit: Especially that Doctor Frog
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:07, Reply)
:-O

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:08, Reply)
anyone in the pub before 6pm is a cunt, FACT
how do you get to leave do early anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:11, Reply)
Gaz Cap'n P for tips

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:19, Reply)
because im the second best one ere bruv

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:24, Reply)
I now have a list of hundreds of names to cross check for invoicing :(
Wednesday sucks unwashed hairy lesbian muff.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:00, Reply)
I have taken extensive research into this area
and on the balance of evidence lesbians muffs are not hairy, they could be unwashed though
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:05, Reply)
smellovision notwithstanding

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:05, Reply)
You do realise that the lesbians in the porn you watch aren't lesbians

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:11, Reply)
*drops coffee*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:13, Reply)
*Sobs uncontrollably*
Say it aint so Jay say it aint so...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:28, Reply)
does that mean the gays that you watch in gay porn aren't gay?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:13, Reply)
which lets be honest is pretty bent

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:13, Reply)
well if they aren't they love a cock up their arse.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:29, Reply)
Aye straight porn scenes shot with a gay guy and a lesser then?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:31, Reply)
Lets not take things said on here literally.
or we'd all be fucked.

(you first)
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Didn't him who played Wolverine
Famously end up doing gay porn to get "into" the business?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Oh I hope so

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:50, Reply)
Of course, real lesbians are quite ugly

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:19, Reply)
it's why they turn gay to begin with, they can't get any cock

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:21, Reply)
Lesbians fit into three categories
Boyish Justin Bieber lookalikes
Lipstick lesbians - they are attractive. I have several as my friends.
and thirdly... Bulldykes
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:30, Reply)
I used to work a few gay nights in nightclubs
and I saw a few stunners, and they were always with a bulldyke.


*makes but the tips were good joke*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:31, Reply)
Ah, the classic butch&femme combo
*nods sagely*

Wonder if that's in any way related to the good looking one & ugly one combo often seen in straight women on a night out?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:37, Reply)
In the latter situation
it is the deception move, the fitter one when seen on her own would be an average looker, however by using a hippocrocapig as a wing"wo"man she becomes a stunner...

I don't see how that would work for the Lipstick Bulldyke combo?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:41, Reply)
and why thin women always have a fat friend

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:43, Reply)
I know two* absolutely stunning lesbians
both have/had** other halves that were fully into hippocrocopig territory

*three if you count my ex, and her now-wife is also well fit, so this might not be a convincing argument

**one of them has just dumped her hippocrocopig and is now with someone who is at least attractive, but is also really quite scary.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:40, Reply)
How can we both have used Hippocrocapig at the same fucking time
You better not be syncing your mensies with me Badge
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:42, Reply)
I dunno chief.
It's a bit scary.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:43, Reply)
I will go with great minds

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:55, Reply)
I had to buy a new tyre.
And whilst I can afford it, I'd still rather not pay what I paid for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:18, Reply)
I feel that about most things.
Except YM.

Who pays ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:24, Reply)
....to marshal the queue of customers

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:29, Reply)
and she has more tyres

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:30, Reply)
So do I really.
But car stuff is usually exceptionally unrewarding.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:35, Reply)
I'll be honest
she pays me too, and I still feel robbed.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:37, Reply)
I am just about to embark upon a four hour+ drive back home
:(
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:38, Reply)
Is a four hour+ drive like sky+ ?
In that you can record it and re-live it later?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:41, Reply)
I really wish I could fast foward the A1 part of the journey

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:42, Reply)
Please do continue to post while you drive

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:47, Reply)
Thats a long round trip to the Job Centre double H
surely they have something closer
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:54, Reply)
rant rant rant
wah wah wah!

It's all I ever do these days (mostly to myself...I don't want to burden my guinea pigs with my problems)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:41, Reply)
It's OK Caves
they don't give a shit. What with being guinea pigs.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:46, Reply)
they care
....that I give them dandelion leaves. Look, it's not much but at least someone looks forward to me getting home
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:56, Reply)
You could just try out some Peruvian recipes

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:55, Reply)
*something about korean recipes
for cooking bonzodogs*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 16:57, Reply)

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