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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Friday tomorrow, got any interesting weekend plans (lol)
alt: worst ever technology purchase, what's gathering dust at the back of a cupboard, or became sentient and killed your family?

altalt: can you juggle? I can juggle three balls, but four is beyond me.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:08, 198 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I'm going to the chiropractors on Saturday
Alt:
Probaly a Discman - fucking shit

AltAlt:
No - this is every New Years resolution as I dont "do" sensible ones
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:12, Reply)
chiropracters are pure evil

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:12, Reply)
I can tell when I need to go
One of my legs feels like it is about to twitch all the time
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)
that's a heart attack
hth
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Seems to happen every 3 months then
*books waaaaambulance*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:15, Reply)
I'm sure all they do is trap a nerve or something temporarily so you keep going back.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:16, Reply)
I think that is what happens to me that makes my leg go "funny"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:18, Reply)
I just had some 'vegetable' crisps. Some of them were purple.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Gay prick

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Beetroot parsnip and carrot actually

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:14, Reply)
I like them

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:14, Reply)
The parsnip ones are the best

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:14, Reply)
beetroot or GTF
Actually I make sweet potato ones at home
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:15, Reply)
'Yurt prick'
They come in packets from shops
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:16, Reply)
i'm not wild on vegetable crisps
but whole foods do a cracking packet that's like doritos but made out of yummy carrots and things. mmm, salty.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:19, Reply)
I hadn't had em before but I would again, apart from the carrot ones.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:19, Reply)
heathen
carrots are best of all teh vegetables
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:21, Reply)
No, that's peas you flid.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)
peas are pointless and boring
i once made our next door neighbour's dog eat all my peas, when it sneaked in for pork chop bits. the poor dog was so well behaved that it ate the lot, under protest.

then slunk out and betrayed me by yakking them all over my mum's feet and brand new carpet. the neighbour, a geordie, said, "why aye man, it's good for the carpet, like."

yeah. you know what's better for the carpet? NOT having a dog yak up peas all over it...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:24, Reply)
+atty yak
don't talk back
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)
do you feed peas to mini ape?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)
fuck loads, she loves them

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)
poor kid
peas are pointless
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)
Tl;dr

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)
yeah, like you can read
running each of your 6 fingered hands underneath the words on the screen and mouthing them to yourself
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:28, Reply)
DOG DUN AN EXORCIST AFTER SWIPE FORCE FED IT PEAS

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:29, Reply)
NOW THATS HOW TO TELL A STORY

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:33, Reply)
Doritos make excellent kindling

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:21, Reply)
Its easy
Just peel one constantly then spread out and sprinkle with paprika and salt and bung in a low oven for an hour
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:19, Reply)
I bunged my paprika and salt sprinkled nob into your mum's oven

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:20, Reply)
Can you buy them ready peeled?
I buy ready made mash and grated cheese and pre sliced veg.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)
you can't beat a nice packet of frozen diced veg for that traditional school lunch feel

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:24, Reply)
^tggi

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)
i always wonder whether pre-sliced veg can be as good for you
i can't see a reason why, it just seems that if it's been chopped up for a long time, vitamins must have leached out of it or something...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:24, Reply)
Frozen quickly, it is probably better for you

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)
probably a coincidence

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)
I don't care of its good for you, I'm too broken to mend theses days so I just shove whatever I like down my gullet.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)
silly boy
go out there and get some kent slapper to look after you
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)
Why bother when there is a whole range of food that can be just poured in? Peas, chocolate raisins, peanuts......

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:29, Reply)
because sex
you can't have sex with chocolate raisins, at least not without making a major lifestyle choice
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)
Unfortunately as a result of massive depression my penis no longer works.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:32, Reply)
massive depression and a flaccid cock
you sound hot
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:33, Reply)
I was. God, I was.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:35, Reply)
Horrible things.
I picked up a bag of parsnip crisps unwittingly.
They had an oily texture.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:17, Reply)
These were nice mate, bit o' salt and proper crispy.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:23, Reply)
out tomorrow
fish and chips in richmond on sat, then drinks in the evening, although my mate is selfishly up the duff, so not many. sun is gym, visiting another fucking baby, and then i might do a bit of cocksucking in the evening. depends on my mood.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)
*drops monocle*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)
ha, one of my friends was commenting on a rather salacious story that she had relayed to her fucking dull husband
my phone beeped. our other friend had put, "fucking hell, i bet his bedsocks nearly fell off."

i like this expression.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:15, Reply)
I also like this

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:15, Reply)
well at least chimpy is still in touch with someone from on here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:14, Reply)
stop it, you KNOW he still vanity searches like a mo'fo'

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:16, Reply)
i have edited

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:17, Reply)
much better
and more accurate too
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:17, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:19, Reply)
....wait.....whut?
Fish and Chips?

you can take the girl out of the North.....
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:14, Reply)
i am assured they are excellent
they have been made in the South. therefore i have my doubts.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:17, Reply)
The North makes far better fish and chips

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:20, Reply)
agreed
yorkshire ftw
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:21, Reply)
The chippy round the corner from me is fucking amazing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:21, Reply)
why?
does it do magic tricks or summit?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:23, Reply)
No
Just massive cod and chips, both of which taste fucking brillaint
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:25, Reply)
i love tartare sauce too

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:29, Reply)
NO NO NO NO NO NJO NO ON NO NO ON ON NO ON

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:29, Reply)
what is the matter with you, man?
you like animal carcass and peas, but not fish and chips, omelettes and tartare sauce?

you'll be telling me next you won't go down on your mum on her special dolmio day.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:32, Reply)
OCEAN RAPIST!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:29, Reply)
fish and chips are shit
hth
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)
FAIL

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)
bland white fish, covered in bland greasy batter? it exactly haute cuisine is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:25, Reply)
GTF
A good fish and chips is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:25, Reply)
£6 for a piece of fish in my local
seems expensive
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)
Someone's never been to the little fish and chip shop in sandgate where they do crinkle cut chips.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:25, Reply)
chips are good
it's the fish I have an issue with
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)
having said that, i'd always choose french fries over "chips"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:28, Reply)
But crinkle cut!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)
triple cooked or GTFO

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:31, Reply)
Actually you're right, most chippy fish is shit unless you live by the sea. Which I do.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:31, Reply)
is a lot of cod fished in the English Channel?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Yeah mate. Best cod I ever had was caught by me on a boat.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:40, Reply)
Someone do the acronym please!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:16, Reply)
*dances*
\o/ /o\ / /\
. . . . . o o
. . . . . \
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Zombie walk on Sat, yes I can juggle.
However, I stopped short of the "Climbing an invisible jelly ladder" dance at Glastonbury festival, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)
please can you punch a few of them in the face for me?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Sure.
Any in particular?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)
I ent fussy, whichever you reckon you can do the mist damage to

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:33, Reply)
LOL! Nah just the usual, time with the other half, weed, food, drink
alt. I have a de humidifier gathering a LOT of dust.
Also, not technology but I have a beer making kit that is a year past it's best before. Im tempted to still use the plastic barrel to make some cider. Not done it before but can't let it go to waste.

AltAlt. I can juggle balls, but not with my hands.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:16, Reply)
chutney chocho^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:16, Reply)
i bet more balls have your chin than the base line at wimbledon

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:16, Reply)
new balls please!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:18, Reply)
Probably go to a gig tomorrow night
Then family lols for the remainder of the weekend.

Altalt: Juggling is for cunts
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:18, Reply)
juggling IS for cunts see also:
hacky sack
Diablos
pois
chucky stick things
flaming chucky stick things
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:19, Reply)
why would you juggle peas?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)
because you are battered?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)
10/10

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:29, Reply)
Circus prick rejects.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:23, Reply)
fucking crustys innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:24, Reply)
I'll bet Emvee has a juggling set and a diablo

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:32, Reply)
I bet the juggling balls smell funny : (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:35, Reply)
i bought a raspberry pi and i was going to make a fancy portable media player with it
but then i didn't
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)
you and everyone else that bought it probably
except chimpy, but he has quite a lot of time on his hands now...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:23, Reply)

time lube
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:29, Reply)
well I know he likes a challenge, but trying to build electronics with hands covered in strawberry KY is gonna be a step too far I reckon

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:31, Reply)
Well I've just had a phonecall that may well change my plans; imminent acquisition of a uk retail chain; been asked to get involved.
I also have micro this weekend. So, any work required will be on Saturday night.

Alt: I bought this but YM said it was too small. www.extremerestraints.com/fucking-machines_48/drill-a-hole-fucking-kit_694.html
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:28, Reply)
yeah..I'm not gonna clcik that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:28, Reply)
That'll be murder on your electric bill.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)
Hockey obvs and the actually OUT FOR BEER amazingly. I don't think Mrs B has cracked on a babysitter so OUT SOLO.
alt: I never really use my XBox.

AltAlt: I was at uni in the mid nineties. Of course I can fucking juggle. And diablo, poi, that kind of arse. I struggle with flaming clubs but flaming poi or diablo is OK.

EDIT - it turns out I don't mean poi, I mean those sticky things. I always remembered them as poi, but then I took a lot of MASSIVE DRUGSZORS at uni.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:31, Reply)
crusty cunt ^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:31, Reply)
Oh, fucking totally
all of those things are for cunts. But if you were a student during the nineties it was acceptable to be that kind of a cunt.

I owned tie-dye tshirts and patchwork trousers and EVERYTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:34, Reply)
If you owned a didgeridoo as well, then I'm afraid I may have to 2.0 you, badge

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:35, Reply)
no one likes to be reminded of their own failings

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Woah, tangles
that's a cunt level too high even for me.

Also, I should point out, apart from a diablo I never OWNED any of those things. I just knew how to use them, so that at a party you could take them off the show-off prick, show him how to use them, and therefore impressionable hippy girls would fuck you. It's all in the game.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:37, Reply)
See, I was a student in the 90s as well, but I didn't feel the need to dress and act like some wakki mediaeval jester.
That said, I undoubtedly persuaded fewer impressionable hippy girls to fuck me, so maybe you were on to something...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:41, Reply)
badger was a bit of a clungehound, by all accounts

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:41, Reply)
I didn't really dress like that. I lived in jeans and baggy jumpers.
I just had patchwork trouseers for climbing.

It's just not as good a story when you put it like that, though.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:42, Reply)
I used to believe in you, man

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:44, Reply)
i'm just an enigma wrapped up in a contradiction wrapped up in bullshit, tangles.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:50, Reply)
did you have hair then?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:44, Reply)
I had long hair when I was an undergrad.
cut it short and bleached it for my Fud. Then shaved it.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Sounds 'Dodgy'

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:46, Reply)
It was well 'homegrown'

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:49, Reply)
but good enough?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:57, Reply)
I wionder how many of these pricks will own up to wearing "thai fishermans trousers"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:35, Reply)
I don't even know what they are.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:51, Reply)
gap year tragedies
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=thai+fisherman+pants&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=LLNWUpCPFery7AaNhYDQDQ&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=685&bih=418&dpr=1
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:01, Reply)
special

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:04, Reply)
CUNTS

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:04, Reply)
PICTURES
PICTURES NOW NOW NOW
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:36, Reply)
yeah. like I haven't destroyed every single one of them.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:40, Reply)
Baja hoodie wearer ^
www.thisnext.com/item/CF2E7197/Jerga-aka-Baja-Hoodie
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:32, Reply)
Fuck no
I drew the line way before that
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:35, Reply)
I might be going to Dundee to see a DJ set by Leftfield et al.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Who's this Al everyone's always going on about?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:52, Reply)
some cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:53, Reply)
marrcunt

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:53, Reply)
no.
This meme has been killed off, maybe you didn't get the memo.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Localboy wasn't on 'the list'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:58, Reply)
he's on my "list"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:59, Reply)
Which one? Death or bumming?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:00, Reply)
death
sub section : painful
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Strangled by 30ft of unwanted Ethernet cable, probably

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:07, Reply)
exactly

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:08, Reply)
WHO TAKETH MY NAME IN VAIN?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:12, Reply)
you're over mate, finished, DEAD

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:14, Reply)
MARRginalised

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Twas but a stroke, no more
I'm still less of a spastic than you
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Regardless of that, Al remains a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:58, Reply)
he's not around much these days

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:02, Reply)
I mean he's still round, he's just not posting

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:10, Reply)
He looks fucking round to me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:10, Reply)
he looks like he ate a downs kid and some of it infected him

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Good innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:16, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:16, Reply)
I hope he gets terminal cancer.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:21, Reply)
at his weight this is pretty likely

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:23, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:49, Reply)
but without him AND chimpy there are no real handringers left
tangles is I suppose, but he doesn't get all frothy mouthed
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:17, Reply)
I'm out on my own over here

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:17, Reply)
this is turing into an EDL/Dm board

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Dunno, just some cunt or other

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:53, Reply)
SCOTCH/GLASGOW PEOPLES
I may be up in Glasgow the w/c 28th - is anyone around?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Yep i am!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Lol not really Scotchland is fucking horrible

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:13, Reply)
My sympathies

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Your kind words mean a great deal at this time

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:25, Reply)
I'm not and even if I was I wouldn't want to meet you.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Thank you kindly

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Glasgow is shit. Edinburgh is where it's at Sporters.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:45, Reply)
I'm gonna start working on my dance moves for the october baysh
and my threads
and my balloon blowing, i can probs still draw a cock on an etchy sketchy alrite
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:23, Reply)
have you got a comedy tshirt to waer?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:23, Reply)
ive got a pepe le pew one but i dint get any feedback on how thatd go down so i dunno

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:24, Reply)
do comedy tshirts and rockabilly music go together?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:25, Reply)
I ent been to one but if you wore that shit down my local its GUARANTEED CLUNGE

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:25, Reply)
cheers doc ill give it a bash at the baysh
see you there?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Folkstone baysh!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:27, Reply)
i dunno where that is
this ones in shoreditch, i ent been there before
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:28, Reply)
you'll need a beard, tight trousers and a silly hat

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:37, Reply)
i ent got a beard and hats dont suit me but ive got some skinny jeans

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:50, Reply)
i wear them to musical recitals

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:51, Reply)
I think they're called "gigs".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:09, Reply)
It looks as though you're going to a strip club, Reg

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:45, Reply)
s'right tangs, apparently it stops being a strip club at midnight then its rockabilly music to the earlier hours
its gonna be me and Mince and 'Bill Clay' and Mrs Mince and rosalicious and loads of others who aint got around to signing up yet
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Hope so mate, I'll be the one in the 'b3ta flangehound' t-shirt I'll have made by my tailor.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Wont someone perlease start a new thread
This one has less life than b3th's knickers
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:35, Reply)
I can't. I done one yesterday with smileys and emoticons soz.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:36, Reply)
UnConvention on Saturday.
Arty thing.
I've still got a few video recorders, should really sling them.
Juggling is one step away from vegetarianism, yurts and dreadlocks.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Sunset Strip with an old pal.
Wine Tour today!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:42, Reply)
quiet you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Sozza.
Just about to tackle breakfast mountain.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:44, Reply)
skills, brah.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:53, Reply)
Was your old pal Jack or Jim?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:44, Reply)
Definitely Jim.
2 eggs, sausage, hash browns and toast!. In case you were wondering.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:05, Reply)
Still slowly recovering, possibly drinks on Sunday
alt: I still have an old Palmpilot lurking somewhere that never got used.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:45, Reply)
sorry i calle you a racist on your birthday

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:47, Reply)
That's alright Nakers
I'm just offended you forgot I was the dull one.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:53, Reply)
you are in good company

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:54, Reply)
I use my palmpilot regularly for trips to the vinegar strokes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)
the timing function is fantastic

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:53, Reply)
1....2.....I'm spent

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 15:55, Reply)
2? Yeah, right.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 16:06, Reply)

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