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It's Friday. It's 5:31
Where are you cunts?
Alt: How much would you need to retire with an acceptable lifestyle?
Altalt: If you did retire, what* would you do with your time?
*other than YM and wanking.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:32,
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i'm off to the cinema in about 5 mins
alt: millions
altalt: travelling, yachting, shopping.
i'm not interested in ym, wanking or ym wanking, thanks.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:38,
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Yeah but...
...how many millions? And, other than the YM etc, what would you do with your time whilst yachting etc? Would there be good deeds etc or just hedonistic self indulgence?
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:41,
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Watcha seeing?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:42,
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Alt: are you asking about cash held or total asset ownership + cash?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:45,
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How much would you need to have, just as cash (do with it what you will)
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:51,
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In pub at mo, likely to remain here for a while.
Arts convention tomorrow, then lantern walk and firework display for Diwali. Get home, chill out and bosh the psilocybin I picked the other day. 200 between 3 of us, should be interesting, not done for fucking years. It'll be a long day, taking it easy in the juicer tonight.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:46,
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I'm making a donnor kabab tonight. True story.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:47,
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Nice one Stavros.
Do you have half an alsatian in the fridge too?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:49,
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I'm still at work
boggling, I know. But it looks good when I wave bye bye to my manager.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:57,
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depends which retirement planning product you intend to use
Annuities ent worth shit, drawdown is better but has risk attached.
Anything else and it's cloud fucken cuckoo land.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:58,
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Thanks for that Lord Sugar.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:03,
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right yer your right batts
I don't know a single thing about retirement planning, pensions, investments or anything related to the COBS regime for regulated financial advice.
You managed to effectively mislay 57k, you're no IFA yersel, ken?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:06,
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I didn't misplace it, plus, it has now been accounted for.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:11,
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Biscuit tin, or down the settee?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:13,
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pretty much this
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:16,
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you recklessly handed over large sums outside of the accountability and protection framework that a simple trust setup
Could ensure.
So tell me Battso, how much of the diploma in financial planning have you done? Just asking, because this is another area you seem to be claiming unfounded expertise in.
Also known as 'chompypaedia'.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:15,
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also known as lols
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:38,
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1. on the tube
2. About 125kg
3. Learn stuff. Become a better musician.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:30,
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Harrogate. Just back from
Watching Sunshine on Leith
French restaurant later.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:32,
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do you live in Harrogate?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:50,
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No
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 23:45,
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I'm going to echo above and say millions
I'm currently lounging on the sofa and astonished at how much hair-cuts cost.
Alt: travel and have fun.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:33,
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use this time as an opportunity to reflect
catch up with your reading and punch some cunt in the fuck
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:45,
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Wel this is a depressing post
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 19:34,
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Pub.
alt: enough to guarantee the equivalent of minimum 500k a year tax free keeping place with inflation until I die, however invested.
altalt: learn how to make bespoke wooden furniture.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 19:00,
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Shank 'im bruv
The judge'll understand
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 19:27,
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£14m I reckon would do it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 19:33,
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£14m I reckon your mum
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 20:50,
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On my sofa with a glass of red
2 million quid would do it
I'd cook more, travel more and fuck ym more
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:25,
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Why not start an evening thread Sporty?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:28,
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Jeffers, Im too fucking tired sir
I hope you are watching the football. Townsend is MOM for me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:37,
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I am watching it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:38,
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He deserved that goal
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:39,
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He did indeed.
With his right peg as well.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:41,
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yeah, but did you see that ludicrous display last night
the problem is they always try and walk it in
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:44,
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yeah, there's been some atrocious mangement decisions
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:46,
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they should kick that ball at the goal more often
after all it's a game of two halves and seagulls love boats
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:48,
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you should apply for the managers job
not like the jokers that they have now
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:50,
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or inside the goal box, eh? ho ho ho
banter, innit?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:54,
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Not now. The grown ups are talking.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:44,
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lolzors
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:52,
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but with a great tale to tell
with drama to rival The Iliad
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:38,
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Hello Ms Cave
I hope you are well and happy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:40,
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evening sir
I am unreasonably tired and halfway through making a hat. Having a good evening, sir?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:41,
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I called you sir twice here
I hope you appreciate that kind of respect.
sir
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:41,
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I certainly do ma'am
Had what can be described as a "fucking shit" week but now Ihas wine and a seat
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:47,
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:( Will things be better next week?
or at the very least, after wine?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:49,
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Hopefully, yes
Thank you for asking.
I am boxing in my stairs in a non-euphamism way at the moment
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:51,
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You got shot of that squatting cunt of a boy wizard then.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:53,
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i don't know what this means
so I'm assuming you have a punch bag on your landing and are skipping back and forth giving it a good twatting to get all the nastiness out of your system
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:53,
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Nothing quite so exciting
Putting back original panelling that had been changed to shit ironwork
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:57,
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oh right
you should punch it instead to make it more interesting. So, DIY
all weekend?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:59,
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Hopefully not
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:03,
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Sporty is the Nick Knowles of OT.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:07,
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If Knowles did the Great North Run
Then Sporty would be spending the day signing autographs with 'best wishes, N Knowles'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:13,
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tggi^
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:15,
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Is it true you take media students with you
When you go to B&Q so they can film you?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:16,
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i was gripped
that psiren-like creature on their mobile could have easily dragged a lesser man off his course
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:42,
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ah a demonic spirit
hoping to lure you to hell using glamour magic to appear as one you once knew. You were lucky to escape, especially that arse
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:44,
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you must have had a natural 20 with a +4 modifier!
smooth
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:49,
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oh man I love LARP
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:50,
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you lose! there are no dice in larp
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:51,
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With LARP, everyone's a loser.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:53,
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I NO, RITE?!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:54,
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boom!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:59,
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Speaking of dice, you should roll yourself off the nearest cliff.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:01,
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The embarrassment is experienced by those who LARP
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:56,
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Did you read about the new range of D12s they have?
It's going to revolutionise everything. Not been such a change since the D4 damage and it's power to the people came back with the renegade master
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:52,
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YEAH BOYEEEEE!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:56,
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Toss that ham in the frying pan like spam
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:01,
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Here's your ticket, hear the drummer get wicked!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:08,
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This is what I mean, an anti-nigger machine
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:15,
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I've finished a bottle of wine, getting stuck in to some Balvenie and I'm just lubing up the ass of YM
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:34,
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YM my hamster
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:37,
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Nah, Grace is too tight
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:41,
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shit the fuck off
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:10,
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get fucked
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:14,
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shit off
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:23,
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No thanks.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:32,
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I dunno, the highlight so far has been not meeting Kroney and his ex girlfriend when they visited top childrens' attraction the Jorvik Remortgage Centre.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:37,
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yer spackoid fingers in the dark innit
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:39,
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Enola Gayer
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:42,
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I dunno like, I've met Tangles (he's dreamy), The Disappointed (he's tiny and old) and Bear Pookie (he can hold his drink)
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:41,
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innit
Makes all this 'being avoided' thing worth it.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:43,
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I want to get dingered with Reginald Donkeyfuck
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:45,
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I want to go to Back to Basics with him and get dingered up then throw shapes to fucked up drug music.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:48,
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There used to be a chip shop in Edinburgh that had a DJ
Last time I was in there was about 4am on a Sunday morning, geezers were still eckied and coming down, this Turkish kid was mixing on technics with a Pioneer DJM500 while the dudes were spraffin' awa and gurning.
Top vibes like, ken?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:51,
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Nah, it was deep house.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:55,
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Deep house is alright
I could link you to loads of quality deep house tracks.
But listening to individual tracks outside of a mix is just weird.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:56,
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Yo!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:30,
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hey, I can give you all sorts of personal information about Nakington
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:33,
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www.nakersisawankingprick.co.uk
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:35,
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I'm everyone's favourite
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:38,
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you're a fucking quim
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:41,
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Hi Rachelswipe!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:43,
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