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It's Friday. It's 5:31Where are you cunts?
Alt: How much would you need to retire with an acceptable lifestyle?
Altalt: If you did retire, what* would you do with your time?
*other than YM and wanking.
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st Pancras international station yessssssssss! !!!! 1!! 1! 11!!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:37,
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i'm off to the cinema in about 5 minsalt: millions
altalt: travelling, yachting, shopping.
i'm not interested in ym, wanking or ym wanking, thanks.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:38,
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Yeah but......how many millions? And, other than the YM etc, what would you do with your time whilst yachting etc? Would there be good deeds etc or just hedonistic self indulgence?
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Alt: are you asking about cash held or total asset ownership + cash?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:45,
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How much would you need to have, just as cash (do with it what you will)(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:51, Reply)
In pub at mo, likely to remain here for a while.Arts convention tomorrow, then lantern walk and firework display for Diwali. Get home, chill out and bosh the psilocybin I picked the other day. 200 between 3 of us, should be interesting, not done for fucking years. It'll be a long day, taking it easy in the juicer tonight.
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I'm making a donnor kabab tonight. True story.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:47,
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I'm still at workboggling, I know. But it looks good when I wave bye bye to my manager.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:57,
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depends which retirement planning product you intend to useAnnuities ent worth shit, drawdown is better but has risk attached.
Anything else and it's cloud fucken cuckoo land.
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right yer your right batts I don't know a single thing about retirement planning, pensions, investments or anything related to the COBS regime for regulated financial advice.
You managed to effectively mislay 57k, you're no IFA yersel, ken?
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I didn't misplace it, plus, it has now been accounted for. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:11,
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you recklessly handed over large sums outside of the accountability and protection framework that a simple trust setup Could ensure.
So tell me Battso, how much of the diploma in financial planning have you done? Just asking, because this is another area you seem to be claiming unfounded expertise in.
Also known as 'chompypaedia'.
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major delayed trains on a friday yesssssssssssssss(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:06,
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1. on the tube2. About 125kg
3. Learn stuff. Become a better musician.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:30,
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Harrogate. Just back from Watching Sunshine on Leith
French restaurant later.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:32,
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I'm going to echo above and say millionsI'm currently lounging on the sofa and astonished at how much hair-cuts cost.
Alt: travel and have fun.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:33,
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Well this is a fucking shit journey homeWhat sort do cunting trains don't have fucking power sockets to charge your fucking phones. It's like being in the dark ages, and I'm not gonna get home until fucking half nine. Cunting fuck I'm an a foul mood now. And I only have tWO fuckin beers. BALLSACK.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:44,
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use this time as an opportunity to reflectcatch up with your reading and punch some cunt in the fuck
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:45,
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I ENT got nuffink with me and my iPads almost run out.I've done a load of reflecting, I just wanted to be home now, which I normally would be if I hadn't stayed late at work to help some prick out. I've got salvage hunters to catch up on.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:49,
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All my post are a bit dull, it's my whole thang(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 19:44,
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Pub.alt: enough to guarantee the equivalent of minimum 500k a year tax free keeping place with inflation until I die, however invested.
altalt: learn how to make bespoke wooden furniture.
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Some cunt on his phone keeps saying he will be home at 'six past' and it's annoying me.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 19:08,
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Shank 'im bruvThe judge'll understand
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 19:27,
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He got off just in time mate, I tells ya(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 19:44,
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On my sofa with a glass of red2 million quid would do it
I'd cook more, travel more and fuck ym more
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:25,
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Why not start an evening thread Sporty? (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:28,
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Jeffers, Im too fucking tired sirI hope you are watching the football. Townsend is MOM for me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:37,
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He did indeed. With his right peg as well.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:41,
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Oh did someone kick the ball into the goal? That's a football! I love the game, me.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:42,
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yeah, but did you see that ludicrous display last nightthe problem is they always try and walk it in
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:44,
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Their problem is that have never really 'gelled' as a team(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:45,
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yeah, there's been some atrocious mangement decisions(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:46,
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They hang back when they should be pushing forward and making space (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:47,
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they should kick that ball at the goal more oftenafter all it's a game of two halves and seagulls love boats
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:48,
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Yeah, I think the first half they should concentrate on kicking the ball to the left of the telly screen, and reverse that plan for the second.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:49,
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you should apply for the managers jobnot like the jokers that they have now
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:50,
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They need to think outside the box like what I do innit. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:53,
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or inside the goal box, eh? ho ho hobanter, innit?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:54,
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Not now. The grown ups are talking. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:44,
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It's okay everyone I'm home now four hours late.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:32,
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but with a great tale to tellwith drama to rival The Iliad
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:38,
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Hello Ms CaveI hope you are well and happy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:40,
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evening sirI am unreasonably tired and halfway through making a hat. Having a good evening, sir?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:41,
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I called you sir twice hereI hope you appreciate that kind of respect.
sir
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:41,
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I certainly do ma'amHad what can be described as a "fucking shit" week but now Ihas wine and a seat
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:47,
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:( Will things be better next week?or at the very least, after wine?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:49,
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Hopefully, yesThank you for asking.
I am boxing in my stairs in a non-euphamism way at the moment
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:51,
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You got shot of that squatting cunt of a boy wizard then.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:53,
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i don't know what this meansso I'm assuming you have a punch bag on your landing and are skipping back and forth giving it a good twatting to get all the nastiness out of your system
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:53,
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Nothing quite so excitingPutting back original panelling that had been changed to shit ironwork
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:57,
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oh rightyou should punch it instead to make it more interesting. So, DIY all weekend?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:59,
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Sporty is the Nick Knowles of OT.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:07,
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He's a big nosed craggy faced twat with no discernible talent or appeal?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:09,
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If Knowles did the Great North RunThen Sporty would be spending the day signing autographs with 'best wishes, N Knowles'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:13,
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Is it true you take media students with youWhen you go to B&Q so they can film you?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:16,
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Thank you. If it was anyone else I'd think that was a bit sarcastic.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:40,
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i was grippedthat psiren-like creature on their mobile could have easily dragged a lesser man off his course
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:42,
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He looked a bit like someone I knew who died. But with a rubbish beard and jeans that were too tight for his fat arse.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:43,
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ah a demonic spirithoping to lure you to hell using glamour magic to appear as one you once knew. You were lucky to escape, especially that arse
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:44,
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It was ok I rolled a d20 and defeated him(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:47,
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you must have had a natural 20 with a +4 modifier!smooth
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:49,
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you lose! there are no dice in larp(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:51,
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Ha ha what a prick! He's embarrassed himself!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:54,
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A proper LOOSER! speaking of dice, he should 'roll' himself a fat one and try to forget the shame.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:57,
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Ooooooh he's made a fool of himself again! I just did the 'roll' joke, you just can't 'shake' it off!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:03,
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That sounds like what happened. I dunno as I was distracted by the latest copy of white dwarf.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:51,
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Did you read about the new range of D12s they have?It's going to revolutionise everything. Not been such a change since the D4 damage and it's power to the people came back with the renegade master
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:52,
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No, I'm not really an Eminem supergroup fan tbhMore cypress hill/public enemy
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:56,
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So I put away the shotgun, bought me a glock....(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:05,
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I've got blood on my hands and there's no remorse, I've got blood on my dick cos I fucked a corpse(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:12,
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I've finished a bottle of wine, getting stuck in to some Balvenie and I'm just lubing up the ass of YM(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:34, Reply)
I meant to say I'm going don the boozer tomorrow if you'd like to not meet for a pint? Yeah?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:31,
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I dunno, the highlight so far has been not meeting Kroney and his ex girlfriend when they visited top childrens' attraction the Jorvik Remortgage Centre. (, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:37, Reply)
Shall I give you a minute?I dunno, the higjluht so far has been not meeting Kroney and his ex girlfriend wjen the
(DOZ-One crutch mavens and one act plays, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:37, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:38,
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I can't compete. Maybe not another time when I'm doing something better?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:40,
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I dunno like, I've met Tangles (he's dreamy), The Disappointed (he's tiny and old) and Bear Pookie (he can hold his drink)(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:41, Reply)
I don't want to meet any of you creepy bastards. Apart from some of the good ones maybe.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:44,
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I want to go to Back to Basics with him and get dingered up then throw shapes to fucked up drug music.(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:48, Reply)
Actually I'd take him to a nice fish and chip shop.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:49,
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There used to be a chip shop in Edinburgh that had a DJLast time I was in there was about 4am on a Sunday morning, geezers were still eckied and coming down, this Turkish kid was mixing on technics with a Pioneer DJM500 while the dudes were spraffin' awa and gurning.
Top vibes like, ken?
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I like to wash down my haddock with some nosebleed gabba techno.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:53,
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Deep house is alrightI could link you to loads of quality deep house tracks.
But listening to individual tracks outside of a mix is just weird.
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FACEBOOK HAVE DISABLED THE UNSEARCHABLE FUNCTION ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE WE ARE PROPER FRIENDS(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:32,
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hey, I can give you all sorts of personal information about Nakington(, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:33, Reply)
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