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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's Friday. It's 5:31
Where are you cunts?
Alt: How much would you need to retire with an acceptable lifestyle?
Altalt: If you did retire, what* would you do with your time?

*other than YM and wanking.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:32, 143 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
st Pancras international station yessssssssss! !!!! 1!! 1! 11!!

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i'm off to the cinema in about 5 mins
alt: millions

altalt: travelling, yachting, shopping.

i'm not interested in ym, wanking or ym wanking, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:38, Reply)
Yeah but...
...how many millions? And, other than the YM etc, what would you do with your time whilst yachting etc? Would there be good deeds etc or just hedonistic self indulgence?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:41, Reply)
Watcha seeing?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:42, Reply)
Alt: are you asking about cash held or total asset ownership + cash?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:45, Reply)
How much would you need to have, just as cash (do with it what you will)

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:51, Reply)
In pub at mo, likely to remain here for a while.
Arts convention tomorrow, then lantern walk and firework display for Diwali. Get home, chill out and bosh the psilocybin I picked the other day. 200 between 3 of us, should be interesting, not done for fucking years. It'll be a long day, taking it easy in the juicer tonight.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:46, Reply)
eye lyke dis

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I'm making a donnor kabab tonight. True story.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:47, Reply)
Nice one Stavros.
Do you have half an alsatian in the fridge too?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:49, Reply)
I'm still at work
boggling, I know. But it looks good when I wave bye bye to my manager.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:57, Reply)
depends which retirement planning product you intend to use
Annuities ent worth shit, drawdown is better but has risk attached.

Anything else and it's cloud fucken cuckoo land.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 17:58, Reply)
Thanks for that Lord Sugar.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:03, Reply)
right yer your right batts
I don't know a single thing about retirement planning, pensions, investments or anything related to the COBS regime for regulated financial advice.

You managed to effectively mislay 57k, you're no IFA yersel, ken?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:06, Reply)
I didn't misplace it, plus, it has now been accounted for.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:11, Reply)
Biscuit tin, or down the settee?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:13, Reply)
pretty much this

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:16, Reply)
you recklessly handed over large sums outside of the accountability and protection framework that a simple trust setup
Could ensure.

So tell me Battso, how much of the diploma in financial planning have you done? Just asking, because this is another area you seem to be claiming unfounded expertise in.

Also known as 'chompypaedia'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:15, Reply)
also known as lols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:38, Reply)
major delayed trains on a friday yesssssssssssssss

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1. on the tube
2. About 125kg
3. Learn stuff. Become a better musician.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:30, Reply)
Harrogate. Just back from
Watching Sunshine on Leith
French restaurant later.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:32, Reply)
do you live in Harrogate?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:50, Reply)
No

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 23:45, Reply)
I'm going to echo above and say millions
I'm currently lounging on the sofa and astonished at how much hair-cuts cost.

Alt: travel and have fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:33, Reply)
Well this is a fucking shit journey home
What sort do cunting trains don't have fucking power sockets to charge your fucking phones. It's like being in the dark ages, and I'm not gonna get home until fucking half nine. Cunting fuck I'm an a foul mood now. And I only have tWO fuckin beers. BALLSACK.
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use this time as an opportunity to reflect
catch up with your reading and punch some cunt in the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 18:45, Reply)
I ENT got nuffink with me and my iPads almost run out.
I've done a load of reflecting, I just wanted to be home now, which I normally would be if I hadn't stayed late at work to help some prick out. I've got salvage hunters to catch up on.
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Wel this is a depressing post

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 19:34, Reply)
All my post are a bit dull, it's my whole thang

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Pub.
alt: enough to guarantee the equivalent of minimum 500k a year tax free keeping place with inflation until I die, however invested.

altalt: learn how to make bespoke wooden furniture.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 19:00, Reply)
Some cunt on his phone keeps saying he will be home at 'six past' and it's annoying me.

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Shank 'im bruv
The judge'll understand
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 19:27, Reply)
He got off just in time mate, I tells ya

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£14m I reckon would do it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 19:33, Reply)
Seven each is fine by me handsome.

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£14m I reckon your mum
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 20:50, Reply)
On my sofa with a glass of red
2 million quid would do it

I'd cook more, travel more and fuck ym more
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:25, Reply)
Why not start an evening thread Sporty?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:28, Reply)
Jeffers, Im too fucking tired sir
I hope you are watching the football. Townsend is MOM for me
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:37, Reply)
I am watching it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:38, Reply)
He deserved that goal

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:39, Reply)
He did indeed.
With his right peg as well.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:41, Reply)
Oh did someone kick the ball into the goal? That's a football! I love the game, me.

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yeah, but did you see that ludicrous display last night
the problem is they always try and walk it in
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:44, Reply)
Their problem is that have never really 'gelled' as a team

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yeah, there's been some atrocious mangement decisions

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:46, Reply)
They hang back when they should be pushing forward and making space

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they should kick that ball at the goal more often
after all it's a game of two halves and seagulls love boats
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:48, Reply)
Yeah, I think the first half they should concentrate on kicking the ball to the left of the telly screen, and reverse that plan for the second.

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you should apply for the managers job
not like the jokers that they have now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:50, Reply)
They need to think outside the box like what I do innit.

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or inside the goal box, eh? ho ho ho
banter, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:54, Reply)
HEAVY BANTS CAVY BOOYA

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Not now. The grown ups are talking.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:44, Reply)
lolzors

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:52, Reply)
It's okay everyone I'm home now four hours late.

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but with a great tale to tell
with drama to rival The Iliad
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:38, Reply)
Hello Ms Cave
I hope you are well and happy
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:40, Reply)
evening sir
I am unreasonably tired and halfway through making a hat. Having a good evening, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:41, Reply)
I called you sir twice here
I hope you appreciate that kind of respect.

sir
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:41, Reply)
I certainly do ma'am
Had what can be described as a "fucking shit" week but now Ihas wine and a seat
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:47, Reply)
:( Will things be better next week?
or at the very least, after wine?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:49, Reply)
Hopefully, yes
Thank you for asking.

I am boxing in my stairs in a non-euphamism way at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:51, Reply)
You got shot of that squatting cunt of a boy wizard then.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:53, Reply)
i don't know what this means
so I'm assuming you have a punch bag on your landing and are skipping back and forth giving it a good twatting to get all the nastiness out of your system
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:53, Reply)
Nothing quite so exciting
Putting back original panelling that had been changed to shit ironwork
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:57, Reply)
oh right
you should punch it instead to make it more interesting. So, DIY all weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:59, Reply)
Hopefully not

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:03, Reply)
Sporty is the Nick Knowles of OT.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:07, Reply)
He's a big nosed craggy faced twat with no discernible talent or appeal?

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If Knowles did the Great North Run
Then Sporty would be spending the day signing autographs with 'best wishes, N Knowles'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:13, Reply)
tggi^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:15, Reply)
Is it true you take media students with you
When you go to B&Q so they can film you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:16, Reply)
Thank you. If it was anyone else I'd think that was a bit sarcastic.

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i was gripped
that psiren-like creature on their mobile could have easily dragged a lesser man off his course
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:42, Reply)
He looked a bit like someone I knew who died. But with a rubbish beard and jeans that were too tight for his fat arse.

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YES I WAS LOOKING AT HIS ARSE

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ah a demonic spirit
hoping to lure you to hell using glamour magic to appear as one you once knew. You were lucky to escape, especially that arse
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:44, Reply)
It was ok I rolled a d20 and defeated him

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you must have had a natural 20 with a +4 modifier!
smooth
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:49, Reply)
oh man I love LARP

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:50, Reply)
you lose! there are no dice in larp

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:51, Reply)
With LARP, everyone's a loser.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:53, Reply)
Ha ha what a prick! He's embarrassed himself!

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I NO, RITE?!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:54, Reply)
A proper LOOSER! speaking of dice, he should 'roll' himself a fat one and try to forget the shame.

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boom!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:59, Reply)
Speaking of dice, you should roll yourself off the nearest cliff.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:01, Reply)
Ooooooh he's made a fool of himself again!
I just did the 'roll' joke, you just can't 'shake' it off!
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The embarrassment is experienced by those who LARP

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:56, Reply)
That sounds like what happened. I dunno as I was distracted by the latest copy of white dwarf.

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Did you read about the new range of D12s they have?
It's going to revolutionise everything. Not been such a change since the D4 damage and it's power to the people came back with the renegade master
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:52, Reply)
No, I'm not really an Eminem supergroup fan tbh
More cypress hill/public enemy
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YEAH BOYEEEEE!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:56, Reply)
"Brap"

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Toss that ham in the frying pan like spam

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:01, Reply)
So I put away the shotgun, bought me a glock....

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Here's your ticket, hear the drummer get wicked!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:08, Reply)
I've got blood on my hands and there's no remorse, I've got blood on my dick cos I fucked a corpse

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This is what I mean, an anti-nigger machine

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:15, Reply)
I've finished a bottle of wine, getting stuck in to some Balvenie and I'm just lubing up the ass of YM

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:34, Reply)

YM my hamster
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:37, Reply)
Nah, Grace is too tight

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 21:41, Reply)
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shit the fuck off

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:10, Reply)
Fuck a horse
horse hamster
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get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:14, Reply)
\o/

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shit off

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:23, Reply)
I meant to say I'm going don the boozer tomorrow if you'd like to not meet for a pint? Yeah?

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No thanks.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:32, Reply)
So you don't want to not meet me? Okay.

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I dunno, the highlight so far has been not meeting Kroney and his ex girlfriend when they visited top childrens' attraction the Jorvik Remortgage Centre.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:37, Reply)
Shall I give you a minute?
I dunno, the higjluht so far has been not meeting Kroney and his ex girlfriend wjen the

(DOZ-One crutch mavens and one act plays, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:37, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
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yer spackoid fingers in the dark innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:39, Reply)
Great band, liked their early stuff.

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Enola Gayer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:42, Reply)
I can't compete. Maybe not another time when I'm doing something better?

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I dunno like, I've met Tangles (he's dreamy), The Disappointed (he's tiny and old) and Bear Pookie (he can hold his drink)

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:41, Reply)
Christ, you're brave.

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innit
Makes all this 'being avoided' thing worth it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:43, Reply)
I don't want to meet any of you creepy bastards. Apart from some of the good ones maybe.

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I want to get dingered with Reginald Donkeyfuck

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:45, Reply)
I want to go to Mcdonalds with him.

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I want to go to Back to Basics with him and get dingered up then throw shapes to fucked up drug music.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:48, Reply)
Actually I'd take him to a nice fish and chip shop.

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There used to be a chip shop in Edinburgh that had a DJ
Last time I was in there was about 4am on a Sunday morning, geezers were still eckied and coming down, this Turkish kid was mixing on technics with a Pioneer DJM500 while the dudes were spraffin' awa and gurning.

Top vibes like, ken?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:51, Reply)
I like to wash down my haddock with some nosebleed gabba techno.

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Nah, it was deep house.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:55, Reply)
Eff dat

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Deep house is alright
I could link you to loads of quality deep house tracks.

But listening to individual tracks outside of a mix is just weird.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:56, Reply)
Yo!

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FACEBOOK HAVE DISABLED THE UNSEARCHABLE FUNCTION ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE WE ARE PROPER FRIENDS

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hey, I can give you all sorts of personal information about Nakington

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:33, Reply)
Link a brother up man

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(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:35, Reply)
*favourites*

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I'm everyone's favourite

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TRUDAT

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you're a fucking quim

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 22:41, Reply)
At least I've got one!
No, wait.....
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Hi Rachelswipe!

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