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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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what should they bring back? hanging? flogging? noel edmonds house party?
alt: i have outed rory as the homeless man with a lab. and got called a "fucking twat" for my pains. when did your brains/charity work last go unnoticed?

altalt: are you anal or OCD about anything?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:50, 224 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
My Bonnie.
Alt: You fucking twat.
Altalt: It's not being 'anally retentive' or having an 'OCD', it's called doing it the 'correct' way
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:52, Reply)
this^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:55, Reply)
Damn right

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:57, Reply)
Slavery.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:54, Reply)
Yugo+

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:55, Reply)
Decent punishment in schools
Kids just take the fucking piss these days

Alt:
Brains - every day at work
Charity Work - Great North Run

AltAlt:
Ensuring my kids ALWAYS say please and thank you. I will not have rude children
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:54, Reply)
you should probably move South

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:57, Reply)
To get them into having a faux Jamaican accents?
Ya Get Meh?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:01, Reply)
that's certainly how I speak

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:06, Reply)
safe

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:06, Reply)
This. Very much so.
Kids are all full of their 'rights', without being aware of the corresponding 'responsibilities'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:58, Reply)

their rights Bartleby's spunk
responsibilities diseases
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:05, Reply)
I don't like to talk about my charity work.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:55, Reply)
chicken vol au vents
alt: I am deeply unappreciated in my own time, really the sooner I die the better

altalt: OCD ent even a real thing it's just people being mental
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:58, Reply)
i am so un-OCD it's untrue
apart from one thing - all volume controls have to be on an odd number.

well ok that and the not sharing food thing. but that's just good hygiene.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:59, Reply)
Probably best you don't scratch that surface
There's no doubt a whole world of crazy in there.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:01, Reply)
"it goes up to 11, see?"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:01, Reply)
Wrong! They should be EVEN numbers, everyone knows that.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:02, Reply)
i did actually once date a guy who had to have them on even numbers
it didn't last long
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:03, Reply)
Odd numbers are untidy.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:04, Reply)
it's from playing "he/she loves me, he/she loves me not"
odd numbers, you win.

even numbers, foreveralone.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:08, Reply)
bitches be trippin

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:09, Reply)
Depends if they are at the top of the scale or not
On my amp 15 is at 12 o'clock on the dial, so looks right.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:08, Reply)
this i totally get

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:09, Reply)
^ mentally ill

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:08, Reply)
^gay prick

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:10, Reply)
Shouldn't be on more than 2/3 of full anyway or you risk clipping and speaker damage
unless it's a really quiet recording.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:06, Reply)
Great tip, I didn't know this, I mean its not like i have a
HND IN MUSIC TECHNOLOGY, DISTINCTION DONCHAKNOW, OR ANYTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:09, Reply)
So you know where stuff plugs in, then?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:13, Reply)
Yeah, and how to press 'record' AND rewinding shit. COR!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Rewinding? You can remember TAPES?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Yes, some of my finest work was recorded 'reel to reel'
*likes to move it etc*
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:18, Reply)
This may be of interest then
www.theregister.co.uk/2013/10/10/history_of_magnetic_tape_part_three/
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:25, Reply)
There's my commute reading for the day - cheers! I like that kinda thing.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:27, Reply)
It's a good site now and then for that kind of stuff.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:29, Reply)
Bookmarked

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:31, Reply)
You might like this as well:
www.amazon.co.uk/Perfecting-Sound-Forever-Story-Recorded/dp/1847081401
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:30, Reply)
I think I've read that!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:32, Reply)
I thought it was well good.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:33, Reply)
I'm sure I have it at home, but with a different cover. I shall check later.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:43, Reply)
Or, y'know, you could have bought an amplifier with a suitable power rating to use with your speakers.
i.e. amp much higher than the speakers. That way you avoid clipping and speaker damage, as the sound distorts before the speakers are damaged and you know you've hit the limit.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:41, Reply)
This is true
but most packaged systems aren't like that, so break.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:51, Reply)
true enough
but it's still scary how many "high end" hifi experts/shops will tell you that your speaker rating should exceed that of your amp.

electronics fail 101.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:57, Reply)
That's so they can sell you more expensive speakers.....
anyhow a decent amp should trip out if it clips.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:05, Reply)
THIS
Don't people know ANYTHING????
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:13, Reply)
I knew you were normal underneath all the weird shit you come out with.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Oh, now steady on.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:15, Reply)
NOnonononononon, they have to end in '5' or '0'.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:13, Reply)
that's tombola tickets
silly gonz
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Hahaha
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:23, Reply)
I don't get this. I don't think i've been to a tombola before.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:29, Reply)
Ending in a 2 or 8 is best, truss bruv, try it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:15, Reply)
Nah, has to be 3 or 7, primes innit.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:18, Reply)
They are the worst ones! You know NUTTIN

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:19, Reply)
Nah', thats servings of food.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:30, Reply)
My volume control doesn't have numbers on it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:18, Reply)
I can't see anyone disputing your second point in the alt.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:00, Reply)
mother might...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:04, Reply)
Yet there seems to be an element of doubt...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:08, Reply)
mother can be very cruel

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:11, Reply)
Vol au vents are a deeply under-rated foodstuff

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:02, Reply)
they would be nice stuffed with goats cheese and fresh chilli
or blue cheese and spinach and pine nuts

fuck chicken or tuna
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:03, Reply)
I always like the prawn ones

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:04, Reply)
or mushrooms

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:04, Reply)
i love mushrooms
but creamy mushrooms in pastry is a bit bland. maybe we add your mushrooms to my blue cheese and fresh chilli. THEN there's a party.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:08, Reply)
I'm in
but only on the vol au vent front
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:10, Reply)
I love eating mushrooms directly from the frying pan, it's my favourite.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:13, Reply)
however are you so single?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:14, Reply)
i really dunno cos people tell me i'm lovely quite alot HAKSHULLY

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:17, Reply)
your mum doesn't count

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Yeah, she loses track after the fifteenth trick of the day

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:36, Reply)
My mum's dead....no wait that's you!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:42, Reply)
DELETION!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:57, Reply)
SHOCKING!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Y?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:58, Reply)
rory set the irish mafia on me :(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:59, Reply)
S'ok I will repost it down there where you can't ruin my fun.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:59, Reply)
IT'S THE LAW
NO FACTOIDS ABOUT RORY THE HOMELESS.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:05, Reply)
HE POSTED IT NOT ME I WAS JUST 'SAMPLING'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:06, Reply)
Common sense.
And Chelsea Girl.

AltAlt: If I'm going round a supermarket or shop, I can't just flit from one area to another and back again. I have to do all the aisles in order. It really flids me out if I get dragged 'sideways'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:01, Reply)
Here they come now
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad4O-pFehRs
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:03, Reply)
the beat
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R-yyVNb4DI

alt: charity work? Fuck off

Altalt: I AM OBSESSED WITH ANUSES
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:06, Reply)
lol
rondejeremy.com/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:27, Reply)
"One eyed spirit" company....lol

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:33, Reply)
Yeah, he didn't need to shout as the page opened.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Gladiatorial combat with real weapons, blood etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:28, Reply)
Bring back smoking in pubs BUT, before I get flamed...
...Have designated smoking bars, well ventilated with air-curtains to protect the staff etc. I no longer smoke but I have friends who do and they have to go to the 'leper colony' outside to smoke.
Alt: All the time
Altalt: Not really, I get a bit narked when people won't change their guitar strings even though they look like toxic waste and sound like fence wire.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Yeah lets force pubs that are already struggling to make ends meet give up space and invest in expensive technology so people that stink don't have to go outside

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:39, Reply)
I can smell MORE people since the smoking ban.
Even as a smoker I can see the positives, but the frequent smell of fart an bo isn't necessarily one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:20, Reply)
No to the smoking thing.
We griped, we moved on, we're possibly healthier for it.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:49, Reply)
I'd bring back Bert.
Alternatively, spankyhanky.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:38, Reply)
has he left?
Does pooflake still post?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:40, Reply)
left ages ago
Legless has me on 2.0, Pooflake called me an 'ugly cunt', which was well lol coming from him.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:42, Reply)
it's like the elephant man insulting Simon Weston

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:43, Reply)
innit bruv

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:45, Reply)
cruel but accurate

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:45, Reply)
fuck off you fat psycho cunt
Chompy gave you a facial.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:46, Reply)
here's an idea, right
just a little idea...

POST SOMETHING ORIGINAL, EH?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:47, Reply)
it's sampling, not stealing

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:48, Reply)
ir?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:48, Reply)
Possibly the death penalty.
Or prison's should be like prison. People aren't scared to commit crimes these days. Not surprising when they have flat screen telly's and PS3's in the cells.

Also, The Crystal Maze. Not with that Ed Tudor Pole bloke, I think he's dead anyway so problem solved.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:48, Reply)
Oh Jason...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:50, Reply)
Haha! :)
Hook, line and sinker.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:50, Reply)
you hooked dozer too!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:52, Reply)
:)
There is a hint of truth. I do believe we need a harsher justice system.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:56, Reply)
why?
if removal of freedom doesn't do it, whether you are being forced to smash rocks 12 hours a day won't either.

People don't stop being criminals because of "fear of prison". Most criminals don't think they will be caught.

Rehabilitation, chut dawg. that's where it's at.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:00, Reply)
Only the stupid ones get caught.....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:02, Reply)
but at least they might do something useful whilst in prison if they were smashing rocks
they should use repeat offenders for testing on, rather than animals. nothing bad, like drugs, just cosmetics. a nice stint of having to mince around the exercise yard in cherry red lipstick and matching twinkling nails should be a nice treat for some, punishment for others...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:04, Reply)
If you want to wear make up
it should be tested on something you love, not that you despise. I'm all for shoving stuff in the eyes of bunnies. Make it kittens or puppies, even better. Or ducklings. You want that look, suffer some guilt for it.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:06, Reply)
i only want to look better because MEN and SOCIETY

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:07, Reply)
No, you want to wear paint because WOMEN and COSMO.
Straight men usually don't give a fuck, and by "society" you mean "what your shrivelled-ovary overlord harridans tell you to do"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:11, Reply)
Also, I'm about to go and teach so I can't stay around for this
but why should they do something useful? Vast precentages of humanity do nothing "useful" in their day to day lives. Why should prisoners be made to do it?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:09, Reply)
I'm being pretty useless right now

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:10, Reply)
maybe you're right
let's just harvest their organs instead?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:13, Reply)
Isn't that down to more the individuals psyche?
(watch us wreck the mike)

I would certainly be deterred from committing a crime again if I was in a bleak cell on a day to day basis.

Rehab is for quitters.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:08, Reply)
yeah but (I assume) you wouldn't do the crime in the first place
so you're not really a relevant example.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:09, Reply)
yeah but it's not just a deterant is it, it's so the public/victims feel they have got justice
50/50 sentencing, 50% pain and humiliation 50% rehabilitation.

Simple
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:28, Reply)
harsher how?
Severing limbs?

Death penalty?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:07, Reply)
make them listen to one of your dj sets?
actually that was uncalledfor, i'm sure your sets are good. you seem to know your oats there, if nowhere else.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:07, Reply)
I'd make them read your script.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:14, Reply)
they'd love it
got rave reviews from a TOP LONDON COMEDIAN ACTUALLY, so there!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:16, Reply)
Jim Davidson isn't exactly what you can call 'TOP', soz.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:17, Reply)
Michael McIntyre is about as funny as radiotherapy, soz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:23, Reply)
^TGGI

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:29, Reply)
you should deffo post an extract

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:28, Reply)
She'll only DELETE it

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:30, Reply)
yes
shortly after i send this baby deer into that pit of wolves and snakes
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:34, Reply)
Depends on the crime, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:08, Reply)
indecent homosexual sex acts

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:33, Reply)
DEATH!!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:36, Reply)
death by Aids

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:37, Reply)
*Shakes head*
reckless kids.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:39, Reply)
Also: genocide.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:50, Reply)
you tabloid tit
Prisons are horrible.

There aren't flat screens or PS3s in cells.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:50, Reply)
You need to catch up on your Daily Mail reading, you CHUMP.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:52, Reply)
you need to die

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:52, Reply)
Are you okay hun? That was an exceedingly poor quality retort, even for you.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:55, Reply)
soz m8
Swipe's bullying has really got me down :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:03, Reply)
Don't let it get you all upset man, she's just jealous of your handsome face.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:04, Reply)
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
he looks like a downs at the vinegars
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:06, Reply)
It's a strong look.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:08, Reply)
you look like a rusty spastic with a massive nose, desperately waddling from one disastrous relationship to the next
The hooray Henrietta hippo, if you will.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:12, Reply)
You 'would' though? Right?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:15, Reply)
this is his idea of flirting
it's why he's not had sex since he jammed it in a watermelon at age 14
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:16, Reply)
wouldnae touch it wi yours

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:18, Reply)
I couldn't tell if you did, mine don't work.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:20, Reply)
we know

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:27, Reply)
My previous boss had OCD she used to throw wobblies if the shared kitchen had mugs out of line.
It was well lol.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:17, Reply)
There is no way I would exploit this for my own personal amusement.
None what so ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:19, Reply)
That hidden camera bit got to me on Noel's House party.
Cameras in the mid-90's were fucking massive and would've needed to be connected to an outside-broadcast van.

Plus nobody was ever having a shit or one off the wrist.

I'm calling bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:18, Reply)
maybe you're the only disgusting person who does those disgusting things

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:22, Reply)
Yes, I am the only person on the british isles who defecates.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:23, Reply)
sounds legit

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:24, Reply)
That would make Gormo the bedshitter

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:27, Reply)
interesting

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:28, Reply)
They need to bring back those 70's tits from the carry on movies
you know the ones, they were big and pointy and stuck out sideways.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:22, Reply)
+ enormous muffs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:23, Reply)
so barbara windsor then?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:24, Reply)
God, she is awful

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:26, Reply)
She's no Hattie Jacques.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:28, Reply)
To be honest I wasn't really thinking like that
I just wanted to suggest something a bit more light hearted than electrocuting spastics like Texas does. Nakers wouldn't stand a chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:32, Reply)
we'd all miss him though

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:33, Reply)
One to bring back for Monty
They may be nuts over on /links, but one of them has turned up this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_lI4c7Qano
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:34, Reply)
Gadzooks!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:40, Reply)

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