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	 what should they bring back? hanging? flogging? noel edmonds house party?
	what should they bring back? hanging? flogging? noel edmonds house party?
 	alt: i have outed rory as the homeless man with a lab. and got called a "fucking twat" for my pains. when did your brains/charity work last go unnoticed?
altalt: are you anal or OCD about anything?
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:50,
	
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	 My Bonnie.
	My Bonnie.
 	Alt: You fucking twat.
Altalt: It's not being 'anally retentive' or having an 'OCD', it's called doing it the 'correct' way
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:52,
	
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	 this^
	this^
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:55,
	
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	 Damn right
	Damn right
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:57,
	
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	 Slavery.
	Slavery. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:54,
	
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	 Yugo+
	Yugo+
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:55,
	
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	 Decent punishment in schools
	Decent punishment in schools
 	Kids just take the fucking piss these days
Alt:
Brains - every day at work
Charity Work - Great North Run
AltAlt:
Ensuring my kids ALWAYS say please and thank you.  I will not have rude children
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:54,
	
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	 you should probably move South
	you should probably move South
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:57,
	
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	 To get them into having a faux Jamaican accents?
	To get them into having a faux Jamaican accents?
 	Ya Get Meh?
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:01,
	
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	 that's certainly how I speak
	that's certainly how I speak
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:06,
	
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	 safe
	safe
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:06,
	
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	 This. Very much so.
	This. Very much so.
 	Kids are all full of their 'rights', without being aware of the corresponding 'responsibilities'.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:58,
	
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 	their rights Bartleby's spunk
responsibilities diseases
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:05,
	
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	 I don't like to talk about my charity work.
	I don't like to talk about my charity work. 
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:55,
	
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	 chicken vol au vents
	chicken vol au vents
 	alt: I am deeply unappreciated in my own time, really the sooner I die the better
altalt: OCD ent even a  real thing it's just people being mental
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:58,
	
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	 i am so un-OCD it's untrue
	i am so un-OCD it's untrue
 	apart from one thing - all volume controls have to be on an odd number. 
well ok that and the not sharing food thing. but that's just good hygiene.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 10:59,
	
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	 Probably best you don't scratch that surface
	Probably best you don't scratch that surface
 	There's no doubt a whole world of crazy in there.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:01,
	
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	 "it goes up to 11, see?"
	"it goes up to 11, see?"
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:01,
	
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	 Wrong! They should be EVEN numbers, everyone knows that.
	Wrong! They should be EVEN numbers, everyone knows that.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:02,
	
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	 i did actually once date a guy who had to have them on even numbers
	i did actually once date a guy who had to have them on even numbers
 	it didn't last long
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:03,
	
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	 Odd numbers are untidy.
	Odd numbers are untidy.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:04,
	
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	 it's from playing "he/she loves me, he/she loves me not"
	it's from playing "he/she loves me, he/she loves me not"
 	odd numbers, you win.
even numbers, foreveralone.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:08,
	
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	 bitches be trippin
	bitches be trippin
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:09,
	
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	 Depends if they are at the top of the scale or not
	Depends if they are at the top of the scale or not
 	On my amp 15 is at 12 o'clock on the dial, so looks right.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:08,
	
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	 this i totally get
	this i totally get
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:09,
	
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	 ^ mentally ill
	^ mentally ill
 	
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:08,
	
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	 ^gay prick
	^gay prick
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:10,
	
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	 Shouldn't be on more than 2/3 of full anyway or you risk clipping and speaker damage
	Shouldn't be on more than 2/3 of full anyway or you risk clipping and speaker damage
 	unless it's a really quiet recording.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:06,
	
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	 Great tip, I didn't know this, I mean its not like i have a
	Great tip, I didn't know this, I mean its not like i have a
 	HND IN MUSIC TECHNOLOGY, DISTINCTION DONCHAKNOW, OR ANYTHING.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:09,
	
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	 So you know where stuff plugs in, then?
	So you know where stuff plugs in, then?
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:13,
	
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	 Yeah, and how to press 'record' AND rewinding shit. COR!
	Yeah, and how to press 'record' AND rewinding shit. COR!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:14,
	
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	 Rewinding? You can remember TAPES?
	Rewinding? You can remember TAPES?
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:16,
	
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	 Yes, some of my finest work was recorded 'reel to reel'
	Yes, some of my finest work was recorded 'reel to reel'
 	*likes to move it etc*
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:18,
	
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	 This may be of interest then
 	www.theregister.co.uk/2013/10/10/history_of_magnetic_tape_part_three/
	This may be of interest then
 	www.theregister.co.uk/2013/10/10/history_of_magnetic_tape_part_three/
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:25,
	
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	 There's my commute reading for the day - cheers! I like that kinda thing.
	There's my commute reading for the day - cheers! I like that kinda thing.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:27,
	
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	 It's a good site now and then for that kind of stuff.
	It's a good site now and then for that kind of stuff.
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:29,
	
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	 Bookmarked
	Bookmarked
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:31,
	
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	 I think I've read that!
	I think I've read that!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:32,
	
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	 I thought it was well good.
	I thought it was well good.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:33,
	
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	 I'm sure I have it at home, but with a different cover. I shall check later.
	I'm sure I have it at home, but with a different cover. I shall check later.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:43,
	
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	 Or, y'know, you could have bought an amplifier with a suitable power rating to use with your speakers.
	Or, y'know, you could have bought an amplifier with a suitable power rating to use with your speakers.
 	i.e. amp much higher than the speakers. That way you avoid clipping and speaker damage, as the sound distorts before the speakers are damaged and you know you've hit the limit.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:41,
	
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	 This is true
	This is true
 	but most packaged systems aren't like that, so break.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:51,
	
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	 true enough
	true enough
 	but it's still scary how many "high end" hifi experts/shops will tell you that your speaker rating should exceed that of your amp.
electronics fail 101.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:57,
	
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	 That's so they can sell you more expensive speakers.....
	That's so they can sell you more expensive speakers.....
 	anyhow a decent amp should trip out if it clips.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:05,
	
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	 THIS
	THIS
 	Don't people know ANYTHING????
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:13,
	
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	 I knew you were normal underneath all the weird shit you come out with.
	I knew you were normal underneath all the weird shit you come out with.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:14,
	
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	 Oh, now steady on.
	Oh, now steady on.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:15,
	
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	 NOnonononononon, they have to end in '5' or '0'.
	NOnonononononon, they have to end in '5' or '0'.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:13,
	
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	 that's tombola tickets
	that's tombola tickets
 	silly gonz
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:14,
	
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	 Hahaha
	Hahaha
 	I like this.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:23,
	
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	 I don't get this. I don't think i've been to a tombola before.
	I don't get this. I don't think i've been to a tombola before.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:29,
	
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	 Ending in a 2 or 8 is best, truss bruv, try it.
	Ending in a 2 or 8 is best, truss bruv, try it.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:15,
	
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	 Nah, has to be 3 or 7, primes innit.
	Nah, has to be 3 or 7, primes innit.
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:18,
	
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	 They are the worst ones! You know NUTTIN
	They are the worst ones! You know NUTTIN
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:19,
	
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	 Nah', thats servings of food.
	Nah', thats servings of food.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:30,
	
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	 My volume control doesn't have numbers on it.
	My volume control doesn't have numbers on it.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:18,
	
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	 I can't see anyone disputing your second point in the alt.
	I can't see anyone disputing your second point in the alt.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:00,
	
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	 mother might...
	mother might...
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:04,
	
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	 Yet there seems to be an element of doubt...
	Yet there seems to be an element of doubt...
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:08,
	
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	 mother can be very cruel
	mother can be very cruel
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:11,
	
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	 Vol au vents are a deeply under-rated foodstuff
	Vol au vents are a deeply under-rated foodstuff
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:02,
	
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	 they would be nice stuffed with goats cheese and fresh chilli
	they would be nice stuffed with goats cheese and fresh chilli
 	or blue cheese and spinach and pine nuts
fuck chicken or tuna
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:03,
	
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	 I always like the prawn ones
	I always like the prawn ones
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:04,
	
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	 or mushrooms
	or mushrooms
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:04,
	
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	 i love mushrooms
	i love mushrooms
 	but creamy mushrooms in pastry is a bit bland. maybe we add your mushrooms to my blue cheese and fresh chilli. THEN there's a party.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:08,
	
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	 I'm in
	I'm in
 	but only on the vol au vent front
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:10,
	
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	 I love eating mushrooms directly from the frying pan, it's my favourite.
	I love eating mushrooms directly from the frying pan, it's my favourite.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:13,
	
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	 however are you so single?
	however are you so single?
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:14,
	
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	 i really dunno cos people tell me i'm lovely quite alot HAKSHULLY
	i really dunno cos people tell me i'm lovely quite alot HAKSHULLY
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:17,
	
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	 your mum doesn't count
	your mum doesn't count
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:35,
	
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	 Yeah, she loses track after the fifteenth trick of the day
	Yeah, she loses track after the fifteenth trick of the day
 	
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:36,
	
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	 My mum's dead....no wait that's you!
	My mum's dead....no wait that's you!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:42,
	
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	 DELETION!
	DELETION!
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:57,
	
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	 SHOCKING!
	SHOCKING!
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:58,
	
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	 Y?
	Y?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:58,
	
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	 rory set the irish mafia on me :(
	rory set the irish mafia on me :(
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:59,
	
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	 S'ok I will repost it down there where you can't ruin my fun.
	S'ok I will repost it down there where you can't ruin my fun.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:59,
	
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	 IT'S THE LAW
	IT'S THE LAW
 	NO FACTOIDS ABOUT RORY THE HOMELESS.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:05,
	
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	 HE POSTED IT NOT ME I WAS JUST 'SAMPLING'
	HE POSTED IT NOT ME I WAS JUST 'SAMPLING'
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:06,
	
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	 Common sense.
	Common sense.
 	And Chelsea Girl.
AltAlt: If I'm going round a supermarket or shop, I can't just flit from one area to another and back again. I have to do all the aisles in order. It really flids me out if I get dragged 'sideways'.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:01,
	
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	 Here they come now
 	www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad4O-pFehRs
	Here they come now
 	www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad4O-pFehRs
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:03,
	
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	 the beat
 	www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R-yyVNb4DI
	the beat
 	www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R-yyVNb4DIalt: charity work? Fuck off
Altalt: I AM OBSESSED WITH ANUSES
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 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong
 Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:06,
	
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	 lol
 	rondejeremy.com/
	lol
 	rondejeremy.com/
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:27,
	
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	 "One eyed spirit" company....lol
	"One eyed spirit" company....lol
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:33,
	
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	 Yeah, he didn't need to shout as the page opened.
	Yeah, he didn't need to shout as the page opened.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:34,
	
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	 Gladiatorial combat with real weapons, blood etc.
	Gladiatorial combat with real weapons, blood etc.
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:28,
	
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	 Bring back smoking in pubs BUT, before I get flamed...
	Bring back smoking in pubs BUT, before I get flamed...
 	...Have designated smoking bars, well ventilated with air-curtains to protect the staff etc. I no longer smoke but I have friends who do and they have to go to the 'leper colony' outside to smoke.
Alt: All the time
Altalt: Not really, I get a bit narked when people won't change their guitar strings even though they look like toxic waste and sound like fence wire.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:34,
	
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	 Yeah lets force pubs that are already struggling to make ends meet give up space and invest in expensive technology so people that stink don't have to go outside
	Yeah lets force pubs that are already struggling to make ends meet give up space and invest in expensive technology so people that stink don't have to go outside
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:39,
	
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	 I can smell MORE people since the smoking ban.
	I can smell MORE people since the smoking ban.
 	Even as a smoker I can see the positives, but the frequent smell of fart an bo isn't necessarily one of them.
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:20,
	
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	 No to the smoking thing.
	No to the smoking thing.
 	We griped, we moved on, we're possibly healthier for it.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:49,
	
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	 I'd bring back Bert.
	I'd bring back Bert.
 	Alternatively, spankyhanky.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:38,
	
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	 has he left?
	has he left?
 	Does pooflake still post?
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:40,
	
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	 left ages ago
	left ages ago
 	Legless has me on 2.0, Pooflake called me an 'ugly cunt', which was well lol coming from him.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:42,
	
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	 it's like the elephant man insulting Simon Weston
	it's like the elephant man insulting Simon Weston
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:43,
	
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	 innit bruv
	innit bruv
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:45,
	
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	 cruel but accurate
	cruel but accurate
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:45,
	
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	 fuck off you fat psycho cunt
	fuck off you fat psycho cunt
 	Chompy gave you a facial.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:46,
	
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	 here's an idea, right
	here's an idea, right
 	just a little idea...
POST SOMETHING ORIGINAL, EH?
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:47,
	
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	 it's sampling, not stealing
	it's sampling, not stealing
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:48,
	
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	 ir?
	ir?
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:48,
	
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	 Possibly the death penalty.
	Possibly the death penalty.
 	Or prison's should be like prison. People aren't scared to commit crimes these days. Not surprising when they have flat screen telly's and PS3's in the cells.
Also, The Crystal Maze. Not with that Ed Tudor Pole bloke, I think he's dead anyway so problem solved.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:48,
	
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	 Oh Jason...
	Oh Jason...
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:50,
	
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	 Haha! :)
	Haha! :) 
 	Hook, line and sinker.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:50,
	
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	 you hooked dozer too!
	you hooked dozer too!
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:52,
	
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	 :)
	:)
 	There is a hint of truth. I do believe we need a harsher justice system.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:56,
	
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	 why?
	why?
 	if removal of freedom doesn't do it, whether you are being forced to smash rocks 12 hours a day won't either.
People don't stop being criminals because of "fear of prison". Most criminals don't think they will be caught.
Rehabilitation, chut dawg. that's where it's at.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:00,
	
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	 Only the stupid ones get caught.....
	Only the stupid ones get caught.....
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:02,
	
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	 but at least they might do something useful whilst in prison if they were smashing rocks
	but at least they might do something useful whilst in prison if they were smashing rocks
 	they should use repeat offenders for testing on, rather than animals. nothing bad, like drugs, just cosmetics. a nice stint of having to mince around the exercise yard in cherry red lipstick and matching twinkling nails should be a nice treat for some, punishment for others...
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:04,
	
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	 If you want to wear make up
	If you want to wear make up
 	it should be tested on something you love, not that you despise. I'm all for shoving stuff in the eyes of bunnies. Make it kittens or puppies, even better. Or ducklings. You want that look, suffer some guilt for it.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:06,
	
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	 i only want to look better because MEN and SOCIETY
	i only want to look better because MEN and SOCIETY
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:07,
	
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	 No, you want to wear paint because WOMEN and COSMO.
	No, you want to wear paint because WOMEN and COSMO.
 	Straight men usually don't give a fuck, and by "society" you mean "what your shrivelled-ovary overlord harridans tell you to do"
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:11,
	
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	 Also, I'm about to go and teach so I can't stay around for this
	Also, I'm about to go and teach so I can't stay around for this
 	but why should they do something useful? Vast precentages of humanity do nothing "useful" in their day to day lives. Why should prisoners be made to do it?
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:09,
	
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	 I'm being pretty useless right now
	I'm being pretty useless right now
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:10,
	
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	 maybe you're right
	maybe you're right
 	let's just harvest their organs instead?
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:13,
	
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	 Isn't that down to more the individuals psyche?
	Isn't that down to more the individuals psyche?
 	(watch us wreck the mike)
I would certainly be deterred from committing a crime again if I was in a bleak cell on a day to day basis. 
Rehab is for quitters.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:08,
	
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	 yeah but (I assume) you wouldn't do the crime in the first place
	yeah but (I assume) you wouldn't do the crime in the first place
 	so you're not really a relevant example.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:09,
	
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	 yeah but it's not just a deterant is it, it's so the public/victims feel they have got justice
	yeah but it's not just a deterant is it, it's so the public/victims feel they have got justice
 	50/50 sentencing, 50% pain and humiliation 50% rehabilitation.
Simple
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:28,
	
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	 harsher how?
	harsher how?
 	Severing limbs?
Death penalty?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:07,
	
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	 make them listen to one of your dj sets?
	make them listen to one of your dj sets?
 	actually that was uncalledfor, i'm sure your sets are good. you seem to know your oats there, if nowhere else.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:07,
	
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	 I'd make them read your script.
	I'd make them read your script.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:14,
	
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	 they'd love it
	they'd love it
 	got rave reviews from a TOP LONDON COMEDIAN ACTUALLY, so there!
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:16,
	
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	 Jim Davidson isn't exactly what you can call 'TOP', soz.
	Jim Davidson isn't exactly what you can call 'TOP', soz.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:17,
	
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	 Michael McIntyre is about as funny as radiotherapy, soz
	Michael McIntyre is about as funny as radiotherapy, soz
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:23,
	
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	 ^TGGI
	^TGGI
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:29,
	
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	 you should deffo post an extract
	you should deffo post an extract
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:28,
	
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	 She'll only DELETE it
	She'll only DELETE it
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:30,
	
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	 yes
	yes
 	shortly after i send this baby deer into that pit of wolves and snakes
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:34,
	
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	 Depends on the crime, innit.
	Depends on the crime, innit.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:08,
	
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	 indecent homosexual sex acts
	indecent homosexual sex acts
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:33,
	
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	 DEATH!!!
	DEATH!!!
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:36,
	
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	 death by Aids
	death by Aids
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:37,
	
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	 *Shakes head*
	*Shakes head*
 	reckless kids.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:39,
	
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	 Also: genocide.
	Also: genocide.
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:50,
	
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	 you tabloid tit
	you tabloid tit
 	Prisons are horrible.
There aren't flat screens or PS3s in cells.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:50,
	
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	 You need to catch up on your Daily Mail reading, you CHUMP.
	You need to catch up on your Daily Mail reading, you CHUMP.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:52,
	
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	 you need to die
	you need to die
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:52,
	
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	 Are you okay hun? That was an exceedingly poor quality retort, even for you.
	Are you okay hun? That was an exceedingly poor quality retort, even for you.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 11:55,
	
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	 soz m8
	soz m8
 	Swipe's bullying has really got me down :'(
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:03,
	
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	 Don't let it get you all upset man, she's just jealous of your handsome face.
	Don't let it get you all upset man, she's just jealous of your handsome face.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:04,
	
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	 HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
	HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 	he looks like a downs at the vinegars
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:06,
	
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	 It's a strong look.
	It's a strong look.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:08,
	
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	 you look like a rusty spastic with a massive nose, desperately waddling from one disastrous relationship to the next
	you look like a rusty spastic with a massive nose, desperately waddling from one disastrous relationship to the next
 	The hooray Henrietta hippo, if you will.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:12,
	
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	 You 'would' though? Right?
	You 'would' though? Right?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:15,
	
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	 this is his idea of flirting
	this is his idea of flirting
 	it's why he's not had sex since he jammed it in a watermelon at age 14
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:16,
	
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	 wouldnae touch it wi yours
	wouldnae touch it wi yours
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:18,
	
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	 I couldn't tell if you did, mine don't work.
	I couldn't tell if you did, mine don't work.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:20,
	
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	 we know
	we know
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:27,
	
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	 My previous boss had OCD she used to throw wobblies if the shared kitchen had mugs out of line.
	My previous boss had OCD she used to throw wobblies if the shared kitchen had mugs out of line.
 	It was well lol.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:17,
	
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	 There is no way I would exploit this for my own personal amusement.
	There is no way I would exploit this for my own personal amusement.
 	None what so ever.
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:19,
	
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	 That hidden camera bit got to me on Noel's House party.
	That hidden camera bit got to me on Noel's House party.
 	Cameras in the mid-90's were fucking massive and would've needed to be connected to an outside-broadcast van.
Plus nobody was ever having a shit or one off the wrist.
I'm calling bollocks.
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:18,
	
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	 maybe you're the only disgusting person who does those disgusting things
	maybe you're the only disgusting person who does those disgusting things
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:22,
	
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	 Yes, I am the only person on the british isles who defecates.
	Yes, I am the only person on the british isles who defecates.
 	
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:23,
	
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	 sounds legit
	sounds legit
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:24,
	
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	 That would make Gormo the bedshitter
	That would make Gormo the bedshitter
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:27,
	
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	 interesting
	interesting
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:28,
	
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	 They need to bring back those 70's tits from the carry on movies
	They need to bring back those 70's tits from the carry on movies
 	you know the ones, they were big and pointy and stuck out sideways.
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:22,
	
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	 + enormous muffs
	+ enormous muffs
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:23,
	
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	 so barbara windsor then?
	so barbara windsor then?
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:24,
	
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	 God, she is awful
	God, she is awful
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:26,
	
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	 She's no Hattie Jacques.
	She's no Hattie Jacques.
 	
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:28,
	
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	 To be honest I wasn't really thinking like that
	To be honest I wasn't really thinking like that
 	I just wanted to suggest something a bit more light hearted than electrocuting spastics like Texas does. Nakers wouldn't stand a chance.
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:32,
	
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	 we'd all miss him though
	we'd all miss him though
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:33,
	
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	 One to bring back for Monty
	One to bring back for Monty
 	They may be nuts over on /links, but one of them has turned up this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_lI4c7Qano
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:34,
	
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	 Gadzooks!
	Gadzooks!
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 12:40,
	
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