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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So the politicians are calling the police calling the politicians liars.Whoda thunk it?
Alt: lunch
EDIT: + liars
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:16,
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I don't think you can trust either.The politicians seem to be using the police as a bullying tactic of late, what with them trying to oust an mp and then raiding that lass's gaff after she claimed she used to be George Osbourne's brass.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:19,
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It's like the ruling elite are eating themselves.Which is nice.
I can't wait for the power vacuum to form, during which I shall seize power, and be known for ever more as Grand High Lord Vagabond, Mighty Poobah And Eternal King Of Britain, Let Us All Bow Down Before His Grace In His Infinite Wisdom And Judgement.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:21,
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I love a bit of 'Tories showing themselves up for the corrupt pricks everyone knows they are'.And being totally unable to bullshit their way out of it.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:23,
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I like watching commentators get worked up about which politician they preferLike any of them are any fucking different from the rest.
Nick Clegg being exposed for what he is was fun - particularly among the worthy, santimonious pricks I get about with.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:26,
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The amount of Lib Dems who showed themselves up as spinless pricks more interested in power than their convictions disappointed me.Not necessarily surprised, but disappointed.
Wouldn't have happened under Charlie Kennedy's watchful eye. He could probably do a better job than these pricks pissed anyway.
EDIT: I also love how the Tories are trying to turn 'socialism' into a dirty word. "Yeah, it's shit this helping each other innit?"
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:28,
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To be fair, the SWP don't really do it any favours.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:34,
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All of the parties are full of spineless pricks who'll say anything that focus groups indicate would be popularand fucking flip-flop around from one to another at a moment's notice.
I'd give anything for a guy to say "these other cunts will say whatever they think you what to hear in order to stay in power, but you know what? things are fucking shit. we're going to have to cut some stuff to make it better. here's what's going to be cut. we're trying to be as fair as possible about it, but it's going to be painful."
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Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:34,
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I'm afraid with Al hardly here these days, chompy gone and CQ imprisoned in a secure institution, the hand-wringing has been left in my hands.And I'm a bit thick, so don't really help the cause.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:35,
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i just et me lunch innitI had pulled spam chorizo on artisan Sunblest.
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Artisan Sunblest is the best form of Sunblest.I once worked with a music critic who informed me he had a parma and jarlsberg pannini for his lunch. He didn't seem to think it was a ham and cheese sandwich.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:23,
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It's a post-modern take on lunch threads or summat(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:32,
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so way over everyone else's plebby little heads, is that it?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:32,
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You got it, 'babygirl'(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:35,
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my friend went on a date who described himself as prufrockdespite that being an obvious socking great clue that he was a pretentious twat with delusions of grandeur and a dithering little cunt, she still carried on seeing him.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:39,
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yeah I had no idea what the prufrock reference was until I went to Google, you got me there, Honeybear(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:45, Reply)
you had to namedropso therefore you had to google
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:49,
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I never realised 'artisan' was synonymous with 'spotty youth with painfully predictable tattoos and shit facial piercings'Until supermarkets started bandying the word around.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:25,
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It really is a case of who are the biggest cunts, isn't it?Throw journalists into the mix and the debate could rage for years.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:22,
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Did you see Private Eye's cover this week? With the kittens saying "This government's great!" "The opposition aren't bad, either!" "Hugh Grant's latest film's good!"Hahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:24,
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no, sozcould you describe it?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:54,
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I don't care for current news. I prefer shit from 2008 or earlier.Alt: Ent having lunch cos I'm going out for me tea later.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:23,
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Saving yer appetite?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:24,
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I'm having a curry later.I'm going to have lunch also, because I'm a massive fat cunt.
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Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:29,
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Well I like to look after my svelte figure.You should go and have some of that dry meat curry, I have heard it's well good.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:30,
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Just going somewhere local with some of the missus' friends.I'll have to go home early, though. I'm more of the pipe and slippers type these days and they'll all be off out staying up until 3am reaching for the lasers because young people have nothing interesting to say for themselves.
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Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:32,
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Oh, for some reason I thought you were younger than me. Anyway, as you were.I *need* a pipe.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:38,
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Once the sidekicks and One D tshirts come out, I'm off to catch up on Downton, swear down blud.(
Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:40,
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I'd do the same, but probably watch 'Lewis' instead.10pm is a perfectly reasonable time to go home.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:43,
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he's not going to look like their dad AT ALL(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:37,
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RUBBISH young people *love* having a slightly too old for whatever they are doing, creepy chap hanging around.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:39,
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he's probably almost just about alright at the momentbut when he ditches her for that next young thing... man is he going to look like the creepy old christmas uncle. and the one after that... sheesh. like a fire in a plastics factory.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:41,
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I wouldn't do that. The younger lot are all fucking stupid.They're fun to keep around as mates so that I can snee snee behind their backs at how stupid they are, maybe for the occasional suck job in a building site, but other than that, they serve no purpose.
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Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:43,
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but that's not what you saidyou said, you would keep ditching girls for younger models.
stop contradicting yourself ONLINE.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:44,
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Yeah, but I was set straight by somebody ONLINE so I could be less hypocritical.(
Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:45,
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goodthere is a lesson here that it looks as if you have learned well. if only you were a bit quicker on the uptake, but i am sure you will try harder next time.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:46,
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Dunno yet. Will report back tomorrow with my critique.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:31,
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I've never tried their breakfasts.I'm not a big fan of cooked stuff early in the day. Their shitty burgers are alright though, when the mood takes you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:42,
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I havent had one for ages. That why I'm sad that Reg has blown me out for our Burger Baysh on Saturday.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:45,
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UNTRUEb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2128996
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:49,
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dirty burger, vauxhall, they have beer, ill be there around 3pm(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:49,
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Thats about ten mins away from me, and I'm working Saturday. See you there.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:51,
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In the states they are doing boxes of "wings" now. I hate to think where they get this "meat".
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You know, when you were in the states, which you BARELY MENTION?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:44,
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Happier times, eh Doc?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:32,
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Oh Christ, here we go.We should set up a sub-forum for conspiracy theorists. Chuck some Maggie-hate in and Battered will be happy as Larry.
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Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:25,
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You mean ...THATcher *hawk, spit, righteous fury, something about the working classes*?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:28,
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god lefties are boringmind you, so are right wing nutjobs
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:29,
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RUBBISHyou love me. that's why you woke me up texting me at about 4am!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:31,
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A mix tape I once received had an excellent cut on it between songs"We cayme howme ter find our son had put both barrels of a shotgun in his maath, an pulled the trigger. There wuz an Ozzy Osbourne recurd on the turntable, so we called our lawyer."
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:33,
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I once did a tape of very po-faced hardcore and post rockThen put It's Not Unusual as the last track.
I was very stoned at the time and deeply regret it.
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That's the sort of thing, yeah.Throw in the wish to piss on her grave and you'll have your own pet humunculus to follow you around.
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Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:30,
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He could post a link to that ranty anti-Thatch song again(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:33,
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I have a selection of those. Any requests?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:40,
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Burgen soya and linseed bread, delicious(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:30,
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Is that 'doze won' or 'doh zone'?(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:42,
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It's his tribute to the popular music show with Jamie Theakston and Jayne Middleton(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:43,
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Fuck that shit, Anstis or nothing(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:44,
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or that crap PlayStation re-release.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:01,
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Alt: I'm very tempted to have some crumpets, as I missed breakfast this morning.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:40,
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actually crumpets are almost fat freeso THERE.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:42,
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But you wouldn't eat one without slathering it with butter(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:44,
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i wouldi like them with a scraping of crunchy peanut butter
it was a weight watchers breakfast back in the day, although i think they meant a tsp not a tbsp
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:45,
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See I can't understand that. It has to be an inch thick or don't bother. Like pate.
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Not surprising to see fat women on B3ta sticking up for each other.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:45,
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What, for not eating breakfast?Yeah, it's a wonder I can get my fat arse out of my chair and into the kitchen.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:44,
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I see, so skip one meal so have can have a double portion of something really unhealthy for lunch?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:46,
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Crumpets are massively overrated.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:47,
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you're doing it wrong!another ww recipe: mini pizzas made with crumpets - bit of tomato puree, sprinkle some half fat or cottage cheese on top, veggies or jalapenos or cubes of animal carcass, happy days.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:48,
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crumpets spread with butter and marmite, topped with cheesy baked beans and a poached egg on the side is well nommington(, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:49, Reply)
But they're just so ... nothing. They're the baking equivalent of a rice cake.Muffins - now THERE'S a treat! Bacon and cheese and tom sauce on that muddyfunster and you're ready to rock, roll, and, er ... carry on with whatever virtual world you're currently master of.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:51,
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Rice cakes are also nice.See also plain popcorn.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:53,
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This is definitely wrong, bordering on suspicious.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:54,
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Did you just say 'nommington'?LTI. Immediately.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:53,
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Or"Pikey's pizza" as it's known around our parts.
Althouhg that's with toast. So yorn is a posh pikey's pizza
*Something about abducting blonde girls*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:49,
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it's just a good way of keeping calories and fat downnothing pikey about it, honest!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:52,
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Save it for the judge, McKeith.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:53,
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*faints*(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:55,
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if you want pizza for hardly any calories compared to a proper pizza, you'll do it(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:00,
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Crumpet pizza? Are you an actual spastic? (This is rhetorical)(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:57,
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Jacket potato with my homemade chilli, sour cream and fresh sliced chilliFUCKING NOM
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:55,
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YES.THIS.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:55,
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I cannot tell a lieIt was my most favouritistes of lunches for many a long year
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:57,
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Doesn't it get you a bit 'Montezuma' afterwards?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:58,
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I shall deal with THAT later(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:59,
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In fact, I'm making another barrel of chilli now on Saturday(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:01,
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I'v just managed to squeeze in"Its not even in my top ten Greek Islands" into a work conversation
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:02,
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That's pretty spectacular.A dep ed I used to work with once proudly told us "I managed to get 'pinking shears' into the conversation at the weekend."
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:05,
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Good work!(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:06,
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I can lie. I'd like to become an estate agent, just for the sheer joy of lying to strangers.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:58,
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I actually don't care for jacket potatoesthis massively cuts down on my lunch options it seems.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:04,
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The jacket potato was merely a convenient way of getting MOAR chilli into my face(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:05,
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You spelt "Paddies" rong(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:08,
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Someone start a new thread.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:10,
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Childish Giggle Of The DayTweet from Cristiano Ronaldo on Monday: 'Thank you all for participating in the CR7 Boys Underwear Competition - it's been a real pleasure to see all of your photos.'
Later deleted with the follow up: 'Wrong phrases out of the contest (sic) can be tricky, especially for the ones not paying attention.'
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:11,
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