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OVERKILL! OVERKILL! of course, I refer not to the excellent Motörhead track, although I have seen them three (3) times....
No, rather I refer to the fact I added alarm number four (4) to my morning routine to ensure I awake in time, instead of being late which has become a bit of a problem recently due to me running myself into the ground. So, some would say that is three (3) too many, and judge it as overkill. When was the last time, or what do you do that could be judged as the same?
Alt: This morning it sounded like rain was seriously lashing down on my seaside property in biblical proportions. The short walk to the train station revealed it to be not nearly as wet and miserable as I had imagined. I had expected to start the day sitting in cold, damp clothes, and i am not! When did things go better than expected for you? (I also recently met some web weirdos, which I was understandably a little wary of, they were a lovely bunch, turns out *I* was the prick! who would have guessed it?)
Altalt: Morning! How are you? You look lovely today, by the way. Is that new?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 6:10,
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latest was 12 years ago)
shit off and get fucked
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 7:22,
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What fucking time of night do you get up?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 7:29,
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ThT's some serious commuting man.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 7:37,
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Muh?
My alarm goes off at 7:30. I usually don't need it. Today I did. The song the alarm decided to play was an Arcade Fire track. I decided I quite liked it yesterday so slapped it on. I'm still half asleep.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 7:38,
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So is ym bless her. She looks nice and peaceful there, bit of drool running from her mouth...hang on,that's last nights jizz,sorry.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 7:42,
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the first minute or so of Naive Response sounds like Rez and then it sounds just like Erotic Discourse
Get in to the state.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 8:04,
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I like Water Jump, Drone Logic and that one.
You dug out that FabricLive mix yet?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 8:09,
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it sums up his sound pretty well
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 8:14,
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I woke up at 6 this morning cos the heating went on and I was too hot
Alright frogger?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 8:39,
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all good thanks mate, turns out my boss lives near folkstone :o
Yeah stoopid wife must have done it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 8:49,
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chick innit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 8:55,
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Oh man, pushed around at home by his Mrs and now he keeps his balls in another woman's handbag during the day
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 9:09,
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I KNOW mini ape 2 will be a girl I just know it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 9:17,
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Haha then it really will be all over for you
You'll live in a world of pink and princesses.
And when they hit their teens... Oh dear.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 9:18,
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shit the fuck off
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 8:42,
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have you heeded my sound advice?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 8:50,
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they are out during the day anyway
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 8:55,
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tl;dr
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 8:46,
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Yurtmaster P and the Tofu Crew
Are fucking shit.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 8:56,
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ask Rory
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 9:00,
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I gave you the name of a website where you could purchase it for £12.99
What more do you want?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 9:08,
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Dunno
Alt: ah
Altalt: Shit. No
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 8:47,
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Not bad Doc
I think tomorrows bash is a definite wash out. Monty can't make it and everyone else has signed up for lols. Guess I'll have to take a raincheck on meeting weirdos from the internet.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 8:51,
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I'm in town for some stuff anyway so it's not a major bummer
Unlike YD
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 8:56,
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Yeah? Well my dad said your dad didn't touch the sides
No, wait, hang on...
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 9:00,
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reg is going
You'll break his little heart if you cancel
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 8:55,
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Yeah right
so are King Zog, rosalicious and Rory
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 8:57,
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Rearranged is the word your looking for you whiny little bitch
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 9:02,
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FINE
What time at Knightsbridge then Mary? and you better fucken be there
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 9:05,
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WARNING THIS VEHICLE IS REVERSING
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 9:09,
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Right, one picture of skeletor* at Knighstbridge McDs coming right up
* or just a skeleton
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 9:12,
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Is it the one on Brompton Road?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 9:14,
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Can't or won't?
He's such a blubbering girl
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 8:57,
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I don't have any details, I'm sure he's got good reason
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 8:58,
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT 'BILL CLAY'???
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 9:02,
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Soz bbz
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 9:03,
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Seriously - Lego? What the fuck?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 8:53,
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I can't wait till next week's 'Speak n Spell' QOTW
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 8:54,
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I'm looking forward to the stickle bricks image challenge.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 9:13,
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Big Trax FTW
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Peej, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 9:18,
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Overkill is the amount of work we have on at the moment.
I could quite literally spend every waking hour working at the moment
Alt:
Waking at 3am was not fun. Metros to work were delayed due to "atmospheric conditions"
AltAlt:
TIRED AS FUCK
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 9:14,
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I have a lego bike
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Peej, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 9:18,
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4 alarms?
I don't get it. I can't stand being late, so I'm up early for everything, one alarm and I start panic about being late.
Ladypig, however, just lies on bed till the very last minute, and is almost always late for stuff and it drives me up the wall.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 9:19,
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How come?
Work or play?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 9:30,
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Also the effects of suddenly stopping your medication are beginning to manifest
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 9:35,
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Well, pack it in mister. We're worried about you and want you home.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 9:43,
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In my arms.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 9:50,
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Have one really loud annoying alarm and put it somewhere you have to get up to turn off
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Peej, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 9:28,
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I continued smashing her head with the hammer even though I knew she was already dead
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 9:31,
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are you back on the meds, virginia woolf?
i got a bit drunk at an art show and spunked a lot of money on a sculpture.
then we went to a restaurant where my friends had cocktails and a bottle of wine and oysters and steak tartare and i had a couple of voddies and a grilled cheese sandwich (french restaurants not so good at the veggie thing), but somehow ended up splitting the bill 3 ways anyway, so at £90, that was the most expensive sandwich in the world. FML.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 9:54,
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see, i just don't think that is overly expensive
have i been living in central london for way too long??
that mug was you, wasn't it?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:00,
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we're never going to believe you've got some tart to buy you dinner
give it up
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:10,
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I KNEW IT
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:17,
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for the tenth time
YM DOESN'T COUNT
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:22,
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your sister then
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:26,
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so your boss then
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:33,
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if i could post a picture of a giant thumb
squashing the head of a tiny frog, i would
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:44,
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teh frog is you
teh thumb is what you are clearly under
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:50,
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yeah yeah yeah
moment's gone, sunshine
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:53,
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Yeah that doesn't sound too bad to me either.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:10,
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mind you, we didn't see the burger...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:11,
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OK "Morrrrrrisssssssssey"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:13,
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Well frankly, Mr errr Frogly
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:16,
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I've got so much work to do I'm posting on here.
Christ.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:04,
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I am at the soft play place. This means GIANT Lego.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:16,
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oh man
qotw is yours on a platter
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:17,
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*psst*
Its just normal sized
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:17,
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POW!
On 3.5 hours of sleep
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:18,
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have you reached manic exhaustion yet?
if not get yourself some coca cola and popping candy and get all tasmanian devil
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:21,
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chocolate orange with popping candy in is the Shit
i think ALL chocolate should contain popping candy
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:21,
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^ DAMN DIRTY APE
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:24,
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stuff some down your japs eye
then report back to us
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:26,
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try it
you might like it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:33,
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cockporn
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:34,
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poppycock?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:34,
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Better
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:38,
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much better
quite LOL actually
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:39,
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i entirely agree with you about something and im not sure how i feel about that
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:24,
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:)))
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:25,
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So, er ...
Normal size for the rest of us, then?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:19,
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MARRginally bigger
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:20,
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I PLAY BY MY OWN RULES
BY OWN RULES WITH MYSELF
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:27,
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this is true
I have a Lego Yoda on my desk
NERDING LIKE A BOSS
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:29,
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:33,
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Its the baseball cap at a jaunty angle isn't it?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:35,
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alright emvee
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:35,
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NUL
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:36,
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i've never seen star wars
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:39,
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And they allow you on the internet??
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:40,
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tits innit
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:40,
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tggi^
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:44,
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I wouldn't bother, it's not very good.
And it's for children. Boy children at that.
I would go so far as to say there is literally nothing in this film for you.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:44,
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this is precisely why i have never bothered
you have confirmed my suspicions
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:49,
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i was three quarters of an hour late into work today
thanks to some cunt banging into some another cunt on the A1 and backing the north circular right up round my gaff and off towards Tottenham.
Came in to dozens of emails in my mailbox, dozens more in the tech mailbox, all my guys on the blower and the fucking phones ringing three deep. Took me until now to get it back to normal. IT hardman, innit. This place will collapse when I go, I swear down.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:19,
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"Ghostbusters - waddaya want?!"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:20,
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I'm like some sort of IT maverick. Bending the rules, pissing people off, a proper loose cannon
but no cunt can say I don't get the job done DAMMIT
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Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:24,
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I BET YOUR APPRAISAL SAYS THAT
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:25,
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My appraisal says "Scruffy and needs guidance with customer service"
Every fuckin year. You'd think they'd have given up by now.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:30,
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Scruffy?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:40,
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Ironing, tucking your shirt in and doing up your top button are for women and queers, Windy.
My boss appears to have a problem with that.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:41,
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Oh, I'm with you on that,
But why does it matter what you wear in IT?
I found out today that my new job has a uniform, shirt with company logo, trousers with too many pockets and a fucking baseball cap. I might have to lose it
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:42,
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I'm gonna wear it forward, like normal,
Then as I'm about to start a job, I'll swish it round to backwards and put on a serious expression.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:45,
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My boss is borderline compulsive, is why.
Ugh, baseball caps are for Dozer.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:44,
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i bet you've got one
i bet it's kind of grubby and offwhite and says something like "i heart miami" on it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:45,
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No, I don't wear hats. They look fucking stupid on my massive head.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:50,
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i didn't think your head was particularly massive?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:51,
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Oh God, it's huge.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:55,
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it's in proportion
silly man. you know i'd take great glee in mocking it if it were noticeably huge!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:56,
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Hats don't stretch far enough to encompass it.
They sit on top of my elephantine cranium like a thimble atop the Chilterns.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:59,
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POIDH
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:02,
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Next time I see you, bring hats.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:11,
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+ Two
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:12,
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how many pockets are too many pockets?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:45,
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Well, these ones appear to have 6 pockets and 3 pouches.
Way more than I need.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:46,
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for all the tools maybe?
make sure they don't debag you as you walk through the house
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:51,
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The little shits have sat in my spot.
flic.kr/p/gXqtiz
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:53,
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squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:56,
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Fucking hell
They make my dog look like a cage fighter
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:57,
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i wouldn't go that far
your dog is cute, but he's totally bent
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:58,
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Compared to those?!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:01,
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yeah
yours looks like he trots around flicking his mane and being FABULOUS
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:02,
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hahaha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:06,
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"Yer outta control Kroney! I got the mayor so far up my ass I'll be shittin election promises for a week!! I want your beret and I want your onions!!! Your mouths writin checks your louche gallic attitude can't cash!!"
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:28,
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God damn it, I'm gettin too old for this SHEEIT
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Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:29,
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The goddam AH wants my capital!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:30,
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GODAMMIT CAPTAIN IF I WANT TO DRAG AND DROP OBJECTS BETWEEN CONTAINERS
I BLOODY WELL WILL, I AINT GOT TIME TO FANNY ABOUT RIGHT CLICK MOVING I'M ON A GODDAM CLOCK!
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Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:32,
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DAMMIT MAN WE AIN'T GOT TIME TO DISCUSS THE FOOTBALL I NEED THAT WORK AND I NEED IT NOW!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:34,
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Morning
My burger at Bread Street Kitchen on Wednesday was £12.50, it was bloody good though.
Last day on Support today, I shall be pissing about and asking minor questions about anything that comes in in order to delay it until Monday when it's somebody else's problem.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:42,
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Support?
Is that dealing with moron users?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:43,
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today
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:44,
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Nah, he works as one half of a pair of stabilisers.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:46,
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Or a jockstrap
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:47,
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I've just been in a presentation where the dude used the 'word' 'irregardless'.
Man that slightly annoys me.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:44,
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Is that not a word?
I use it sometimes. Am I a fool?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:46,
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If it means anything it means "not regardless"
which at best means you're using it wrong.
Of course, it doesn't mean that because it's not a word.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:47,
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You know what, I am an idiot.
I hadn't noticed that. How has it come to be common parlance then?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:54,
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People are spastics, basically.
Don't feel bad.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:56,
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and mongols.
Spastics and Mongols.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:00,
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It's a double negative, innit.
See Kroney's expl above.
They mean "regarding", or, more probably by the sound of it, "regardless".
Either way they are WRONG and they need to be SHOT.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:51,
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maybe the poor man just had a stutter
r-r-regardless of that, he deserves respect.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:52,
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It is a commonly used word.
So I think that makes it a word.
I don't like it but I don't make the rules.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:54,
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Ah but that is the beauty of the English language
It is technically incorrect, but it has been in common usage for some time, so is therefore an English word.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:57,
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Googlefinger says 1795.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:59,
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Yes - so is "gifted", but "given" is waaaaaay better.
THIS IS SCIENTIFIC FACT.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:03,
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gifted is a perfectly acceptable word
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:07,
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I have no problem with it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:09,
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neither do I
Haha! Shitter than The Kooks!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:11,
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not one ever applied to you, though
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:11,
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I gave him a scornful look but allowed him to present on Life and Critical Illness insurance unhindered
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:58,
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unhindered 'irregardless'
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:00,
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it's worse than 'preorder'
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:01,
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That's unpossible.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:04,
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I blame dyslexics and the spastics
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:04,
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"We're reaching out to you with this challenge we've been gifted"
I witnessed this being used without any irony.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:47,
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There was an American Dad episode taking the piss out of this
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:05,
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The father in law uses this word
and like you I thought it wasn't real.
I looked in the OED and to my embarrassment found it.
It means a cross between irrespective and regardless.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:27,
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It's real, but incorrect.
See above.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:37,
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Areet pet?
I am fuckin' tip top this day.
Nice Friday with an early finish incentive.
Got a nice little cheque from Littlewoods this morning (hope he speaks English).
Kicked this bug in time for the weekend and have bought some delicious steaks tonight that Im infusing with Harissa spices.
It *is* new actually, thank you! *flutters brown eye*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:51,
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is that another word for farting?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:52,
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Doing spunk farts more like.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:55,
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and here, to lower the tone, is...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:55,
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Tossing off into a bread bag so his "boyfriend" can take a packed lunch to work.
At the local primary school, WHERE HE IS NONCING YOURN KIDS.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:58,
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officelol
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:59,
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THEY DO IT IRREGARDLESS.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:04,
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I'm glad you're back mind, peg leg.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:03,
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Thanks, hunny.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:04,
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Cheers!
We may be top of the food chain but our biggest enemy is the smallest thing ever!
How's that for irony?
Is that even irony? (Don't you think)
If someone posts something about irony, that isn't irony. Is that irony?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:02,
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Dont you think?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:05,
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Aaaaalreeet marra?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 10:59,
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blud
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:03,
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Are you watching THE MATCH on Sunday?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:04,
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If by 'The Match', you mean 'shit telly'
then yes.
I only really watch the world cup matches, and even then, only with alcohol.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:06,
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Sunderland v Newcastle innit
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:07,
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Horse punching
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:09,
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NRS Grade E vs NRS Grade D.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:10,
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NRS?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:10,
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National Readership Survey.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:12,
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Well I hope the Toon win.
I also hope the "fans" don't smash up the city afterwards, but this is inevitable, sadly.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:15,
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Oh YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:01,
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^ favourite chunk ^
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:05,
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quenders make me feel sick
All that mincing and bumming, it just ent natural.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:06,
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You have an unhealthy obsession.
Bender.
Don't touch me with your queer ways!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:07,
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I spend hours researching the subject online and it just makes me feel even more disgusted
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:08,
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*worn out and chafed
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:12,
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natural FAIR GOD DAMN IT!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:08,
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ruining are once countrie
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:10,
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gay used to be such a nice word :((((
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Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:10,
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the homos have ruined it for EVERYONE
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:12,
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No matter how much gay porn I watch I just can't get into it.
I must spend 80 or 90 hours a week watching it but it just does nothing for me.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:11,
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Try masturbating while watching it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:13,
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I managed a glorious three roper, right over my shoulder.
BUT ONLY BECAUSE I WAS THINKING ABOUT NATURAL MARRIAGE BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN
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Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:15,
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I thought Jesus was a bummer?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:19,
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I don't even own an Jesus
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:22,
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nor me
I spend all my spare time on aidsybumsex.com but not even a flicker of tumescence.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:15,
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It's you straights keep having gay kids!!
We are an evolved species.
Don't be jel.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:14,
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BUM HIM STRAIGHT!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:17,
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If you could get an injection to make you straight...
No fuckin' way would I!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:18,
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YOU WOULD IF THEY JABBED IT IN YOUR BUM
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Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:25,
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I might get this for Swipe for Christmas
£65 Credit to Spend on Food or Drink at Meat People Steak Restaurant
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:15,
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You won't.
You're too tight.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:15,
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insert crude joke about my vagina here
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:16,
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Aaaannnnndddd click.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:16,
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make mine extra bloody
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:16,
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wombwoes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:16,
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Undergwound, overgwound wombwoeing fwee...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:18,
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I shall forever after pronounce it womb-les.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:26,
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NEW THREAD
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 11:24,
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