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Shut up Gonz.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 18:58,
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Terrible Bullying.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:02,
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Alright?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:03,
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Not bad, you alright?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:06,
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Yeah. Very tired otherwise good.
Any recent food concoctions we can laugh at?
I cooked a sausage, mushroom & puy lentil casserole recently.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:11,
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Good man.
Hah, nothing I can think of, yesterday I did honey-mustard duck legs with a hint of curry powder and a pearl barley rissotto. It's something i've cooked dozens of times but I got distracted and burnt it, so had to scrape some black bits off... it was still edible though.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:44,
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Excel-lent, Watson.
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 18:59,
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What about the rest of MS Office, aren't you going to lend me that too?
Haw haw haw.... who's about this place these days? I've polished off another decade of life in a few hours.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:03,
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Not me.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:05,
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Thank fuck, I'd say the bouncer's standards would be slipping.
You good?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:08,
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I dunno man, I'm not here.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:10,
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How are you spending your 30th?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:11,
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I dunno about Gonz, but I'm spending my 43rd at work.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:13,
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When is that?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:14,
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December. 8 days before Christmas.
Shit time of year to have a birthday.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:15,
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that's the same day as my boss's 56th
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:55,
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Spooky!
It's also some bint from Bananarama's birthday.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:57,
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I share mine with Prince Phillip and Liz Hurley.
The three of us having a birthday lunch could be a laugh.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:19,
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Tomorow i'm going to get a sushi take away, probably, then on Monday i've got dinner with family, and next month i'm going down to Brighton for 4 nights to see one of my fave comedians and get a Recipease lesson.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:45,
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So you're spending the actual day/ night of your 30th on your own?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:49,
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Kindda, I got a big meeting on friday morning.
But I have some family coming over in the day and will see some friends on the weekend.
For some reason I'm quite indifferent to it this year, more looking forward to Fireworks Night and Christmas.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:21,
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I am really looking forward to Christmas this year in a way I haven't ever before.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:31,
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evening, gonz
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:06,
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Evenin' Cave, how's the costumes?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:09,
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I'm all sorted for this weekend
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:13,
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Liquorice festival, yeah?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:13,
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yeah
I'm a big bertie bassett
sounds like rhyming slang
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:14,
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Wicked, 00o0o0oh, you did that nerf gun? that was cool.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:46,
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yeah
it was tricky putting it back together but it worked eventually
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:48,
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I am doing that drunken barge in to see wht all you pricks are talking about
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:26,
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I'm not talking about nuffink cos I ain't here.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:27,
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Has anyone seen Davvo?
He's never here
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:28,
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Who?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:29,
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Fucked if I know where I am tangers.
I'd ask myself, but I'm not around. Like an elusively elusive thing.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:29,
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Ah, hang on, I'm out having a smoke.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:30,
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I said to tell you you are all cunts.
Fucking cheek, eh?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:31,
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your a cunt
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:32,
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What a cunt I'm glad he's not here
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:33,
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im here an im a massive stupid cunt if it helps
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:37,
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ooh, you're drunk
tell us something you wouldn't tell us sober, preferably incriminating
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:37,
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I had a long term affair with a woman ten years older than me
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:38,
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was she cheating or you?
and how old were you? 6?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:40,
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by the way, if it was you cheating
you have lost any respect you had
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:40,
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no I was single. it was weird. I was about twenty. next!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:41,
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uh
now tell us something we can rib you about later
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:42,
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uhhh dunno what sortof thang you gunning for dude?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:44,
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She's just trying to ascertain if you are single
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:45,
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I wasn't
he lives too far away. I was looking for more material threads
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:47,
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what some sort o woollen nonsense
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:47,
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gah
not even drunk and I can't write sentences
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:49,
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well that ruined that insight into dr frogs private life
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:52,
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what you have some kind of
wool fetish
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:54,
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Prolly a Welshie, innit?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:54,
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makes sense
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:58,
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dunno cavy lad, you were the wogan character in this interview
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:55,
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*rubs knees*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:59,
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I'm glad I'm not here either.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:51,
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never even heard of him
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:29,
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I'm in a shit pub with Ladypigs work mates.
Dull dull dull. Pricks.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:38,
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I went in a shit pub too today lets be besht m8s
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:39,
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Ok. Come save me.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:40,
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I wish I could man. im back by the seaside so I fear the logistics become a problem
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:43,
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You're a terrible friend
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:51,
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but I'm buying you a beer ot two in London one day, thats a nice thing.
Man, youve changed. I thought I knew you.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:54,
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I'm looking forward to our London outing.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:01,
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*Something about Stonewall coming to the party*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:05,
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^THIS^
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:30,
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i'm bored
but at least I'm at home. I should do something constructive
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:41,
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I painted my hall way.
Tomorrow I hang a door. I don't know if I have enough stuff to do to fill the next week and a bit without spending a lot of it drunk.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:44,
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i made some larp kit
other than that today I have achieved little. Tomorrow is writers workshop
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:45,
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I think by Friday I'll be on breakfast cans of Stella.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:54,
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did you phone that place?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:56,
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Yeah.
I got a call back from a guy who had clearly none of my details to hand and got a start date for the 12th, think I might leave it till Monday and phone to confirm. For a company that were initially so formal the whole call seemed a bit like someone had dropped the ball and forgot to ring me.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:00,
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well good luck with it
is it going to be an awesome job?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:04,
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Well, no.
But it's a job that leads in to what I wanna be doing, and it's got all the bells and whistles like a van and stuff, so it's good.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:08,
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then WHOOP!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:09,
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Maybe you'll get to go around solving mysteries in the van
You'll need a bigger dog though
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:56,
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I suggest you name your door Derek Bentley before you carry out the hanging.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:53,
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I like this.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:03,
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I like you.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:04,
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Let 'im 'ave it Dav!!!
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 0:41,
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Get really drunk and let them know how you feel.
I can recommend downing a couple of sneaky shots each time you go to the bar as a way to speed up the process.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:43,
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I'm Driving.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:44,
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Bad planning there
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:47,
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I didn't know about it until 5,
She came home and announced that it was Als 30th birthday and then bullied me in to driving.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:50,
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Funnily enough
my ex came home one night and announced it was
"All over".
Bitch.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:10,
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At least she told you herself.
Mine bottled it & called one of my best friends and asked him to break the news, which was rather unfair on him.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:24,
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It would have hurt less
if I hadn't spent the night on the wagon so I could pick her up after a night out and drive her home, tbh.
The bitch. No wonder I murdered her.
Still, that was a pretty sucky way for yours to do it ffs.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:27,
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It was unfair on him - she knew his wife was due to give birth anyday, when they'd had problems with the birth of their first. He didn't need the distraction.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:30,
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Shitty thing to do.
She should have asked me.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 21:00,
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M'kay.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:46,
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alright Gonz
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:28,
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Aye up Tangles.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:47,
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alright
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:31,
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oh hai
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:37,
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innit
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:43,
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yer
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:44,
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Alright Doze
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:47,
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aight G Dog
Gaz me your Tapped Out ID.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:51,
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holmes search

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:48,
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Sup?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:06,
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I'm supping wine; does that count?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:08,
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What sort you suppin?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:17,
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A merlot. From Aldi.
Classy bastard, me.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:20,
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Any good?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:21,
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It's drinkable if that's what you're getting at.
It's OK actually - I've had worse bottles for £15 in a restaurant, to be honest.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:25,
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I'm on a 14% Pinotage from Lidl
Their own brand range is what you'd expect but this ones very smooth and £3.99
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:56,
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£3.29. It's OK.
I've splashed out and bought a £3.99 bottle of kooliburra shiraz cabernet to have with dinner, though.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 21:01,
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I was in Aldi recently and noticed their range had improved.
I read that the wine itself in a £5 bottle costs 60p
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 21:12,
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Coup a sup
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:10,
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Croutons in?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:18,
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Fuck no
lumps of brittle dried might-have-been bread, disgusting
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:21,
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Yer, only reliable ones are what you make yourself
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:57,
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Alright ledjend
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:29,
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Oh hai Doc, dint see you there.
Been helping out the real ale cause?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 21:22,
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Afraid so! I'm going to sleep as I have done myself no good with boozing. Hope all is well, catch you tomorrow probably :)
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 21:27,
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Nite babez
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 21:37,
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hey hey hey gonzles!
hows my hunka hunka burning hunk?
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:17,
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Spending his 30th on his own by the sound of it.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:19,
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weeknight aint it?
probs saving something for the weekend
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:34,
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Any attempts at suicide recently?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:34,
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once a week i jump in front of a bus but they always swerve out of the way
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:44,
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Or he's a no mates inter web shut in.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:35,
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^ TGGI ^
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:37,
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I think I'm getting the hang of this b3ta lark Batts, I really do.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:39,
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bit harsh
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:44,
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Not really. I was making a suggestion not stating a fact, as I don't know much of the gentleman on question.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:46,
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ok gotcha well maybe he is if he is then that is terribly sad maybe we could organise a birthday party for him
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:47,
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I'm busy sozzles
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:48,
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poor our gonz
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:55,
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Oh FFS okay I will come to the fucken party but only as long as it's not in 'Filthy's'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:57,
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dunno what that is soz we're going welsh club
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:58,
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It's a north London shithole of a pub I accidentally spent two hours in tonight
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:59,
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oh right soz
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 21:06,
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Eeze Geeze
I'm easy man, just doin' some work.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:27,
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tekkers bro
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:56,
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