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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Kids today eh?www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-24818099
Did you ever want to shoot anyone at this age?
Alt, lunch ideas? It's VEGI TUESDAY remember.
Altalt, would you ever think of becoming a councillor? A friend of mine has been asked, she's been a member of the political party for years, it's s safe seat and would piss it. Have you ever been one? Indeed have you ever held any 'respected' community position?
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Shall I delete it then Frogface?Granted it's not that lolwaki, I just thought I'd change the subject. Threads usually veer off quite rapidly anyway.
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Jesus, this place is a barely-twitching corpse these days.Will someone not just put it out of its misery?
alt - fuck vegi tuesday. Just remember, there is only one animal species other than humans that is anatomically omniverous and choses vegetarianism. Pandas. Worked out well for them, didn't it?
Alt Alt: Good mate of mine was Tory counciller for Enfield at the age of 23. For shame.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:42,
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Amazingly it still seems to be the busiest part of the site.Well, I don't know about /board, they scare me.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:58,
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IT'S OK EVERYONE! I'M HERE!Nah not really, its a bit shit so I might be off again after this cuppa.
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Peej, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:48,
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Be part of the solution, not the problem(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:54,
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I never wanted to shoot anyone, I was more of a knife fan. Guns detach one too much from the primal thrill of a good murder.Alt: I might go Fish 'n'n Chips, bit early yet. I will have a think.
Altalt: I'm one of those plebs who doesn't shoW too much interest in local politics after I was PROMISED residens parking by MICHAEL HOWARD, PERSONALLY, THEN IT DIDN'T HAPPEN :(( so, short answer, NO.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:49,
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So i could have a fish scotch salad? THANKS STUNNED POSTER!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:55,
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'salad' is what food eats.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:56,
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I might have a filthy burger for lunch. Double Whopper with double cheese. Large onion rings and a DIET coke.
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stunned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!how are you????????????????????????
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:53,
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Tip top. My Mrs is making noises about going to the fireworks tonight.......
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You mean she keeps going "Oooh" and "Aaah"?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:54,
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Please do this with *all* your thoughts so we don't have to read them and get all suicidal with boredom.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:57,
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I have more than one, but only one at a time.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:58,
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MASSIVE ERRORDOUBLE CHEESE AND BACON ANGUS BURGER IS WHERE IT'S AT.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:55,
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No, as I'm not a complete fucking mong.Fucking hell, how thick do people have to be?
Alt: I'm on miso noodles today
AltAlt: No chance.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:54,
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That looks like a right classy residence.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:56,
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that was, pretty much, my exact thought on the matter.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:57,
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OKYes, I was a child soldier in Uganda and I shot at least 120 kids over the course of 3 years.
Alt. Fuck off with your veggie shit. I'm having pizza and its going to have meet on. Pro - Its a free pizza. Con - Its from Dominos.
AltAlt. Yes but not for one of the big three. I have a mate who is a councillor for Mebyon Kernow and he finds it rewarding enough.
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Peej, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 11:58,
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Mebyon Kernow = MK of Devon(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:05,
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I'm not sure I get thisAre you suggesting Mebyon Kernow is a place?
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Peej, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:17,
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I'M NOT PAYING FOR ITjust been looking at what I could swap my flat for if I moved to the seaside. have seen a seriously tempting cottage right on the cliff top in polperro.
but what would I do for a job? what's fishing like?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:07,
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They must need conveyancers or legal secretaries in Cornwall (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:08,
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Nah, property changes hands via the rules of tin mine wrestling.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:10,
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oh tanglesyou do look foolish when you listen to rory :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:10,
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I don't need him to look foolish(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:11,
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Sorry I am lost. I genuinely am having a free Pizza from dominosThe local franchise owner often brings his mac in for me to fix and I do it even though he doesn't work here and in return he givens me loads of free pizza vouchers.
The fishing is ok I guess, not that i'd do it because its shit and boring. Job? Well we have scumbag lawyers here too, you might even make partner.
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Peej, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:16,
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it was a pizzagate "joke"never mind.
there are no litigators there. I know. I've tried to find a barrister to go to bodmin country court. it was not easy.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:17,
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Well if you can't spot a gap in the market when you see it then more fool you.(
Peej, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:18,
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there needs to be a market for there to be a gap(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:18,
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stupid people seem to settle things amicably down there(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:20,
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Herewww.simplylawjobs.com/job/litigation-solicitor-executive-cornwall/2341466?s=normal
Now fuck off with your lies.
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Peej, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:20,
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYou think anyone in cornwall earns a London salary? I could earn 3 times as much in London.
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Peej, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:23,
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well, this is why i say there are no jobssigh, look how pretty:
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-38856466.html;jsessionid=F81B826222963B652BEAF7581F533E89
although zero pics of the other rooms does make me wonder if it's a bit of a sneaky fixer-upper.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:35,
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i'd have thought you could let that for quite a lot in the summerand even Christmas/new year. but imagine the hassle of running it.
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-26135739.html
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:40,
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Well, I dont normally do this kind of thing but OKYou can suck it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:43,
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There might be a market for flame haired northern post-op prostitutes.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:20,
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She could supplement her income pretty easilyTheres plenty of pizza places and nearly all of them have bins round the back.
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Peej, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:21,
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Part time job there, free food for her 'clients' (as is tradition), gob jobs by the bins. Done.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:23,
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The Meateor from Dominos isn't too bad at all.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:16,
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I'm going to have a normal pizza thanksStupid names put me off food.
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Peej, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:19,
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how do you ever manage to eat a family meal??(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:19,
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but you make them eat daddy, though, don't you?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:35,
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I've just had a tuna lunch thingyIt was shit
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:38,
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That's because it was tunaand tuna is shit.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:39,
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hang onmy flange doesn't smell of tuna, does yours?!?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:46,
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Everyone has seen swipes flangeYour Alzheimers must be kicking in
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:53,
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Yes mam*searches for purse*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:59,
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I'm awash with new office madness.I have no desire whatsoever to fire a gun.
alt. Im having apples and Belvita biscuits. Pity me :(
We have our own office kitchen now so I can see my health kick descending into a microwave meal extravaganza.
Fuck Veggie Tuesday, Im having some diced beef this eve.
altalt. I practically am a counsellor to some mates. I couldn't be arsed solving people's non issues all day.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:29,
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I bet you've had a few pistols go off in your hands!!!??!??!AMIRITE?
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Hold the front pageNostradamus has returned!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:39,
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I for one welcome our lumbering, monopedal overlord.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:43,
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No, but I would quite cheerfully have beaten a few people to death.It's all go here today, isn't it?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:33,
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what's going b3th, where are all the new posters to replace the older ones dying off.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:37,
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Nah, they got bored of your and Rory's incessant flirting.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:40,
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The constant name calling and hair pulling is typical playgroundJust fuck and get it over with
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:53,
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but i get accused of this with dozer and battered tooand believe me, not even your mum would go there
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:58,
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he is a grumpy fella at times, but alright really. is that stibbins fella still about? he was shit wasn't he.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:41,
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Nah he was nothing like Frank(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:43,
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nah, too stable for Frank, probably Psyhochomp.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:43,
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Well he was shit so maybe it's a good thing he has gone.What sort of mentality does one have to log into a board, just to have a bit troll?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:46,
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yeah, he was shit, given time he might have improved.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:50,
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Yeah, let's get some of these lurkers on the goWe're friendly enough here, right?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:40,
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I think they're probably all intimidated by how cool we are(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:40,
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Especially me and you. we're the coolest.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:43,
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That doesn't bode well for the rest of them.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:44,
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you're definitely in the top 10.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:49,
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Alright, a kid at my school stabbed another kid around that age. Can't remember what it was about, probably trainers or something.
lunch today will be a nice sandwich and an apple. probably cheese and tomato. EXCITING STUFF.
I was up in Loughborough for an interview. seems like a nice place from what i saw, any of you lot from round that way?
altalt: Nope, no desire to enter the political sphere. I don' think i could deal with speaking to the sort of morons that go to council meetings about their neighbours bins and stuff.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:37,
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or the sort of busybodies that worry about houses being built in their 'hood? (, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:40, Reply)
well, i wrote an email, not going down to some shitty community centre to harrass them personally, but yeah, i'm probably exactly the sort of cunt i would not want to deal with.
How are you stunned?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:41,
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Very well, young man. Thank you for asking. I am a bit disappointed about my lunch. I wanted a greasy burger, decided better of it and was going for the EAT chicken pot pie. I panicked at the till and ordered some turkey abomination which is most unedifying.
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panicked at the till like a 5 year old girl?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:48,
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tggi^Forcing your way through a shit lunch really puts a downer on your day
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:20,
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I'm just deciding myself. I think it might be saveloy and chips(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:21,
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DO ITDo they do saveloy dips DARN SARF?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:22,
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As I don't know what you're talking about, probably not!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:24,
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Proper soft savaloy sausage in a white bun with pease pudding and stuffingSometime they "dip" the top into the water the sausages are cooked in
Sounds horrible - tastes like heaven
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:31,
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HA!!I've just noticed I skim read the original and got the wrong type of counsellor
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:41,
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I saw that, but let it go. I did think 'Typical!' and rolled my eyes though.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:42,
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*whispers*bummers are deaf
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:57,
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ha, oops.Well, i'll make sure i gaz you all my woes.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:42,
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You seem elated about your bad childhood.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:47,
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I bought some cleaning wipes for the bathroom, called 'Bloo'.Every time I see them, I think the bathroom is mocking me.
Just apropos of nothing.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 5 Nov 2013, 12:52,
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I'm having lager for lunch.Standby for abusive drunken posts from about 4.30pm onwards.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 5 Nov 2013, 13:13,
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Yes I did. Unfortunately I didn't have access to firearms until later in lifeAlt: Vegetarianism can lick my (shaved to a glisten) left one. I'm having a roast gammon sandwich on crusty bread with strong cheddar and pickled onions on the side.
Altalt: No. I've met/dealt with a few councillors and they all disgust me.
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