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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Bored of that now
Sportscow-style either/or thread:
Where did it all go wrong for you?
Where did it all go right for you?

Alt: Something about food or summat
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:30, 214 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
!

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:32, Reply)
YM
to all.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:35, Reply)
When I rocked and rolled all week long

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:36, Reply)
These days are ours, bonz

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:36, Reply)
EEeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhh

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:42, Reply)
The discovery of alcohol and narcotics

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:36, Reply)
It began in Africa-ca-ca

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:40, Reply)
(KilamanJARoooo-ooo-o-o-o ... )

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:46, Reply)
I blessed the rains there

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Great tune.
I liked The Cure cover of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:49, Reply)
I was doing Chemical Brothers. EVERY TIME THIS HAPPENS.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:06, Reply)
It all went wrong in Ukraine
Their police cells are less than salubrious. Luckily I got out and we laughed about it* afterwards.
It all went right today, biggest order of the company's history, all mine bitches!


* got the fuck outta Dodge (Kiev) and spent two months with insomnia and flashbacks. Happy times**

** no they weren't
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:42, Reply)
Drug-smuggling or underagers?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Combine the two for bonus points!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Neither
Someone got killed. We were foreign in the wrong place at the wrong time. Scared me shitless
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Save it for the judge, McCann.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:50, Reply)
That didn't work too well for Foxy Knoxy but good luck to you!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:56, Reply)
Would.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Still, at least you have something in common with Battered now.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:47, Reply)
just won in court to throw 40 squatters out of a building
they had the nerve to turn up and start bleating about tenancies.... IF YOU BROKE IN WITHOUT PERMISSION AND DON'T PAY ANY RENT AND ARE STEALING UTILITIES, YOU ARE NOT A TENANT, YOU DRUG-ADDLED WEAPON.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Yeah, they'll just move into the building next door.
Still it's all work for you innit
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:54, Reply)
someone really should just shoot them
they were apparently covered in ipads, ipods etc, and some niiiiiice track marks on some of them. where do they get their money from?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:55, Reply)
bRoKen bRitAin
send em all back
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:56, Reply)
they're all born here
I've never yet seen a squatter of this type who wasn't a middle-class drop-out. maybe we should send them all to wales or something.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:57, Reply)
You're all heart

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:00, Reply)
these people have just cost my client a hell of a lot of money
they've ripped out very valuable fittings and generally trashed the place. wales is more than they deserve.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Middle class people have problems too.
Smack, by the sounds of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:00, Reply)
often it's dope
this never assists their legal arguments, of course.

duuuuuuh uuhhhhhhhhhhh yeaaaaaah man. yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:04, Reply)
Terrible bullying of the yurtprick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:10, Reply)
he's fallen asleep somewhere now

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:26, Reply)
Duuhhh uhhh yeeaah maan

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:37, Reply)
Did you at least give them an address for the local shelters and soup kitchens?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:57, Reply)
But there are over half a million empty buildings
and an estimated 20,000 squatters so it really is the squatters fault that these people own empty and unused buildings...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:58, Reply)
If I buy a building, it's my building - I'm at liberty to leave it empty if I want.
It doesn't give you the right to move in, you filthy squatter.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:01, Reply)
this^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:03, Reply)
+ is a very poor argument

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Not at all, no
These scruffy cunts who break into houses and try to legally claim residence. GET TO FUCK. It isn't your building so fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Community ownership, reclaim the streets, hippy bullshit cunts.
CASE CLOSED
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Anyone squatting in my gaff will be forcibly ejected

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:21, Reply)
strikethrough a
replace with u

understandable
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:25, Reply)
squutting?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:26, Reply)
guff?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:27, Reply)
No thanks, I've just put one out.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:27, Reply)
I did offer

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:30, Reply)
GUFFTASTIC

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Isn't that illegal?
Rory? Or if he's not here, perhaps swipe could ask one of the men in her office?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:34, Reply)
I couldnt give a fuck
They would be out
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:38, Reply)
LEAVE YOUR YURTPOLITICS OUT OF THIS

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:42, Reply)
ok Peter Rachman calm down
I think there is a clear difference between using an empty property and breaking in to houses, although the law was changed last year to stop residential properties being squatted, you would still have to be resident for 12 years prior to even making a claim for ownership. If a building hasn't been used or claimed for that long then it should be usefully employed.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:22, Reply)
what??
how can you tell someone what they ought to do with their own property? isn't that a bit.... dictatorial?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Yep
But aren't all laws? Most laws are in place to benefit the common good i.e. you cant kill someone you don't like. So (and I know getting to this argument with a property lawyer is fucking stupid as I only have a very limited knowledge of the subject) surely it makes sense for someone without a home to utilise an empty property. I agree that damage etc. is not acceptable however there are ways of getting the utilities connected legitimately and so on.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:30, Reply)
"surely it makes sense for someone without a home to utilise an empty property"
only if they want to utilise it! you can't say, "you must do this with your land, because this person has chosen to drop out of society and has nowhere else to go".
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Nonsense.
I'll decide when I want to use my stuff, thanks, not you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:25, Reply)
especially if you've paid for it
and you pay rates on it, and you pay to insure it, and you pay to maintain it. why should you do all that, just so that someone else can sit in it for free?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:26, Reply)
How? In what possible way is it a poor argument?
It's not their building they have no fucking right to be in it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:18, Reply)
There is a very long history of squatting in England
including veterans after WW2, even Clemmie Churchill approved
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Prior to that there was quite a long history of bear-baiting, fox-hunting, and wife-beating.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:26, Reply)
I'm in

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:28, Reply)
There is clearly a long history of you being a crusty hand wringing moron

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:29, Reply)
crusty is a good word for this lot
one of them had a floor length velvet waistcoat covered in stains. rank.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:32, Reply)
If it's floor-length, it surely can't be described as a waistcoat

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:36, Reply)
that's what it looked like
a ghastly overgrown waistcoat
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:42, Reply)
I know exactly what you mean.
I bet if it's a girl she's known as something really lolwaki-but-kinda-cool to her mates, but is actually called Amanda.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:00, Reply)
Sure is...
However, I stand by the point that if a building is genuinely disused then logically it should be used for some purpose, I am not making a case for people to use buildings that are being renovated or have a planned usage. There is a difference,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:33, Reply)
No it isn't.
I have some empty boxes, would you like keep your stinking vegan shit in one? Maybe use another to store the miscarried fetus your drug addled skank whore of a girlfriend shat out?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Yeah go on then, I'll take one of them

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:38, Reply)
its wife ashherly
I would rather have a free house than an empty box please
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:41, Reply)
I know of a nice one-bed flat in Barnes you could liberate.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:42, Reply)
i heard about this great 6 bed house in barnet

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:44, Reply)
Yeah well you can't have one you entitled prick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:44, Reply)
Boooooo

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:45, Reply)
And who gets to decide whether a building is disused or not?
If it's owned by somebody, then the owner. Not a bunch of fucking junkies who want somewhere to not get eaten by foxes for a few nights.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Kroney, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:38, Reply)
but why?
why should the owner be forced to put it to use? if he wants to leave it empty, isn't that his choice? how would you feel if someone said that you had to let people live in your garden?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:41, Reply)
slightly disingenuous argument there as the garden is in use.
I appreciate that and as I have tried to state a number of times the damage is key issue, I am sure you will be able to correct me but prior to the November law last year wasn't there something regarding the violence of occupation, so as long as there was no damage and you leave when asked (as many squatters did) then I don't see the issue with utilising the property. The problems all arise when violence is used and rights are violated and this goes both ways.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:45, Reply)
It's not the key issue.
Some bunch of cunts living in my building and stopping me from being able to do what I want with my own property is the key bloody issue.

Or simply, you're there when I don't want you to be. Trespass, in other words.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Kroney, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:47, Reply)
I disagree
I am of the opinion that as long as a building is not in use then it should be utilised.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:05, Reply)
i've been evicting squatters for 12 years and i've only ever known one lot go voluntarily
they all require a court order, because they know it buys them at least a few days, weeks in a busy court district, and during that time they mostly trash the place. look at the comments the LABOUR mp's have made in response to chris grayling's requests for stories as to whether commercial squatting should also be criminalised. even the hand wringers are in favour of it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:47, Reply)
Cool. Give me all your stuff that you're not using right at this moment.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:56, Reply)
I squatted in his wife while he wasn't utilising her

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:00, Reply)
officegiggle

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:00, Reply)
^ definitely a euphemism

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:02, Reply)
*gives one*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:05, Reply)
*takes it*

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:10, Reply)
Were you trying to get your boyfriend to shag her, or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:01, Reply)
Thanks mate saved me a job

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:02, Reply)
No it's not. I don't have the right to use your 'phone just because you're not using it at the moment.
Or eat your food, or ... well - anything.

They have no right to use it at all. It's not theirs.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:21, Reply)
these ones smashed down doors etc to reconnect water and other utilities, not that they intend to pay for what they've used at all, oh no, let someone else do that for them
so I guess they weren't as filthy as some others I've seen
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:04, Reply)
They should all be decapitated live on facebook

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:12, Reply)
This is a policy I can get behind.
And bum.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:20, Reply)
interesting....

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:24, Reply)
This year has been a motherfucker and can do one
Previous to that all was fine

Alt:
I fear I have a tapeworm as I cannot stop eating
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Internet denial^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:15, Reply)
contrary to popular belief you dont eat more when you have a tapeworm
In fact you eat a lot less as there are many nauseous symptoms.
HTH's
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:17, Reply)
tl;dr - you fat fuck

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:18, Reply)
*drops monocle*
I have learned something new today
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:22, Reply)
In answer to both the wrong and right sections for me it was when I lost my old job.
All good now though, so you can all fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:09, Reply)
I have finished my meeting and I am on my way home
There were two blacks kids on the bus behind me, but it's ok they've got off now
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:15, Reply)
I bet you checked your pockets for your phone and wallet after they got off.
Has your heart rate returned to normal yet?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:16, Reply)
I flashed my blackberry so they wouldn't know I had an iPhone
I might need a sherry
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Who goes to a meeting on the bus?
You fucking povvo cunt
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:30, Reply)
has Battered been stepped then?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Sadly not.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:18, Reply)
What's the wee scamp been up to now?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:19, Reply)
bullying Rob Fairholme on qotw

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Surely thats got boring by now

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:28, Reply)
i think they all fancy him a bit

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:30, Reply)
Who?
Battered?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:33, Reply)
At the risk of not knowing peoples' real names and being mocked for it, who is Rob Fairholme?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:43, Reply)
MODS!!!
Ban this user for revealing real names on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:44, Reply)
He runs B3Ta and fingers kids. I think.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:46, Reply)
Ah, that Rob.
As you were.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:49, Reply)
I thought that was another Rob?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:49, Reply)
*shrugs*
bunch of fucken pervs is all.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:57, Reply)
*fingers*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:59, Reply)
Now, I'm not advocating NOT bullying the Internet Serious but if you're resorting to the REAL NAMES ONLINE..
...to my mind, that's taking it all a bit well.......seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:35, Reply)
We used to have a right laugh on here.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:46, Reply)
Bit early for you to get turfed out of the pub
Did you mark your territory in the corner again?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:47, Reply)
Bloody meetings.
Cos I is well impotent.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:49, Reply)

laugh foot
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:48, Reply)
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH MY FOOT!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:49, Reply)
That's a black sock is it?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:50, Reply)
It's called MAHOGANY.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:50, Reply)

t s called AHO N
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:53, Reply)
I heard you lift it up, shine a torch on it
and Battered has his own disco, you crystalline heffalump.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Kroney, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:54, Reply)
like my hair!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:55, Reply)
You cant catch him, he's the gingerbread sock

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:56, Reply)
MAHOGANNNNNYYYYYY!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:57, Reply)
MAKROOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:58, Reply)
Top five pastas

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:59, Reply)
hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:59, Reply)
It's ok I here today

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:53, Reply)
did you see the metro this morning?
about the spider that ate a hole in someone's ear?

urrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Everyone's got holes in their ears, it's how you hear dickhead.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Terrible bullying of GeordieJay

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:56, Reply)
... what?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:56, Reply)
I said bummers are deaf

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:59, Reply)
textbook

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:00, Reply)
you don't
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I have found that my headphones don't fit in my deaf ear.



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[*]Frogdor Folkestone Lothario and raconteur
, Thu 14 Nov, 19:28, 1 Reply)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:56, Reply)
That's cos of the jizz plug still in tbere

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:58, Reply)
S'ok it's better now so I can listen to euro-pop and the latest 'chick flick' soundtracks to my hearts content.
No wait, that's not me....
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:59, Reply)
i knew you were gay

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:02, Reply)
I hate chick flicks.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:03, Reply)
i don't think you're a real gay

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:05, Reply)
It's another one of those who pretend to be gay so they can cop a feel of loads of tits

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:06, Reply)
I'm doing a bloody good job then!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:08, Reply)
Most usually stop short of actually having sex with men

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:09, Reply)
*bites tongue*
tongue pillow
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:03, Reply)
Then turn over

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:03, Reply)
It's ok you here today

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Terrible bullying of Gonz hear

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:56, Reply)
Here here!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 15:58, Reply)
Where?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:00, Reply)
It's a trap! That ent no banana sporters

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:01, Reply)
*ackbars*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:01, Reply)
Stop trying to make Sharia happen!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Sharia Maripova

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:04, Reply)
Every where a quack QUACK

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Back from the wars.
Sup?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:04, Reply)
alright edj

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:12, Reply)
heh
www.buzzfeed.com/lukelewis/this-postman-is-a-hero
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:04, Reply)
I had a card from the meter readers
it asked me to read my gas meter and stick the findings in my window?!

Laziness.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:09, Reply)
Buzzfeed is for cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:11, Reply)
You must fucking love it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:14, Reply)
Superuser!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:22, Reply)
I own the fucking thing.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:27, Reply)
Hello lovely helpful it people
My login credentials for Microsoft exchange have expired apparently, how do I make my email work again?

Thx in advance
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:09, Reply)
Just keep clicking 'OK'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:10, Reply)
Ok
Now what?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:11, Reply)
Kill yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:12, Reply)
Ok now what?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:12, Reply)
Don't forget to delete your account.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:13, Reply)
Ok now what?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:14, Reply)
Serious answer
Logout of your PC and try and login again
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:15, Reply)
Turn it off and on again?
Good plan!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Your password has most likely expired

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:20, Reply)
He didn't say turn it off, he said log out.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Kroney, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:22, Reply)
Same.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 Nov 2013, 16:22, Reply)

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