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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What's your favourite mental illness?
Alt- get fucked/ shit off

Alt alt- alright
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:56, 116 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
dunno
actually I do, it's Boanthropy
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:58, Reply)
Paging sportscow to the white courtesy phone

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:53, Reply)
B3ta.
Alt: get fucked
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 10:59, Reply)
Tourettes, every time
Fucking hilarious!

Alt:
I'll take a "get fucked" please, DOZ-One

AltAlt:
I have a raisin and biscuit Yorkie and a brew, so yer
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:03, Reply)
^Boanthropy^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:04, Reply)
*googles*
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:12, Reply)
yeah well I had chocolate icecream with Icemagic.
So I win.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:07, Reply)
What is icemagic?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:13, Reply)
topping that you pour onto icecream, and hardens into solid chocolate.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Oh man
I remember that

Hello miss
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:18, Reply)
hiya

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:19, Reply)
*doffs imaginary cap*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:20, Reply)
I don't have a cap, imaginary or otherwise. Sorry.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Dutch?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:29, Reply)
dutch?
Piss flaps
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:30, Reply)
I'd guess they were also Australian

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:31, Reply)
BISCUIT!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:09, Reply)
Where is b3th?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:12, Reply)
Fingering dogs, I assume.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:13, Reply)
Only the sexy ones

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:13, Reply)
Cor!
www.sadanduseless.com/2013/04/dogs-wearing-pantyhose/
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:14, Reply)
classic pricking from Dozer!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:04, Reply)
Schizophrenia is yours then?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Sociopathy.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:12, Reply)
There's a few on here fly that flag.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:13, Reply)
chocho was a classic

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:17, Reply)
I think it's about time he came back
I'm sure rory has learned his lesson now
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:18, Reply)
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!
*breathes*
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:18, Reply)

y
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:12, Reply)
I don't think you understand what schizophenia is.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Well you were replying to yourself there, so either that or narcissism.
A combination of them both is my diagnosis
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:19, Reply)
or pisstaking, but who would do that on a comedy website known for below the belt humour and bad taste content?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:24, Reply)
Because my reply was THE WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH.
Come on Doozer.

*throws biscuit*
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:27, Reply)
I think you were referring to multiple personality disorder.
Something, sadly, I can never suffer from.

And I ent playing soggy biscuit with you, you hoomoos disgust me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:29, Reply)
Damn.
I was going to read up on mental health disorders last night too, but I thought "naaaah, they won't be brought up today".

Lackaday and rue!

and you love it, you filthy deviant.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:31, Reply)
*drives off cliff on scooter*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:19, Reply)
Pretty sure Jimmy remains at the top of the cliff and only the scooter falls.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:28, Reply)
the unreleased follow up to 'I can see clearly now the rain has gone'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:30, Reply)
Yet another shit film

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:32, Reply)
My own ones

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:07, Reply)
Schizophrenia. No it isn't. Yes it is. Who said that?
lol
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:08, Reply)
1956 called. They'd like their 'joke' back.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:16, Reply)
RIP Monty

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Who's on first base?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:23, Reply)
You could buy me a drink first

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:32, Reply)
"lol"

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Bi-Polar.
I love how women have turned them being moody slags into mental health issues.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:08, Reply)
Clearly the only woman you know is your mother.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:12, Reply)
She's not bi polar. Just fucking moody.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:13, Reply)
I'm seeing a pattern here.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:14, Reply)
Ideally my next wife will be a nymphomaniac with an obsessive cleaning disorder.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:11, Reply)
I'm too frigid for a nymphomaniac.
I wonder if PJ's missus has any mates?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Not if he's doing his job correctly.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:17, Reply)
I want obsessive leaning disorder

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Where you continually re-enact the classic bar scene from Only Fools and Horses?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Pisa piss

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Altalt: Nah

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:21, Reply)
alreet Frog?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Philanthropaenia
In which the sufferer gives all their money to me.

Alt. Hai sweetie.

Nae bad ta.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:22, Reply)
The BBC in the 70s/80s
apparently suffered from philanthropaedia.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:31, Reply)
Yeah they'd give anybody one.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Synethesia
I'd like to taste a shape

Alt: no

ALt alt: yeah, you?
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:39, Reply)
alright Xav

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:40, Reply)
alright tangledupinblue

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:41, Reply)
Tune
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpKDWEZOGD4
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:41, Reply)
I can't listen to that now
I'll check it out later, thanks
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Thats not bad that

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:45, Reply)
This was when I first discovered narcotics.
It was a good time :)
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Tune Band
open.spotify.com/track/7N40qvRFtsfZdfo4PDhmjI
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:56, Reply)
i new this guy who took acid and now hes in a mental asylum and thinks he's the colour blue
THE ACTUAL COLOUR.

NOT THAT HE IS BLUE IN COLOUR, HE THINKS HE'S THE ACTUAL COLOUR OF BLUE

Amazing, right? Really scary. That's why I only drink beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:41, Reply)
Eiffel 65's follow up was a bit shit.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Blue is the colour
Football is the game
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:43, Reply)
I don't remember that Beautiful South one.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:45, Reply)
Didn't they split, and one of them form Assemblage 23?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:44, Reply)
Can't say I followed their career. Haha!
They had a second song that sounded exactly like the first.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:46, Reply)
After a Google I will say no, they are American and Eiffel 65 were European
Or, this is a joke and Im a dumb blonde
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:56, Reply)
That was the Front 242 side-project

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:15, Reply)
my brains are 100% healthy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:42, Reply)
, stored in jars

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:43, Reply)
Whatever you've got doesn't deserve to be described as a plural.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:44, Reply)
I am a WISE MAN

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:47, Reply)
*rushes in*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:49, Reply)
?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:50, Reply)
*doesn't help falling in love*

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:51, Reply)
are these old person references?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:52, Reply)
No.
They're Eternal Truths.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:56, Reply)
you're an eternal twat

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:59, Reply)
You are not as wise as you think.
For I am absolutely fucking MARVELLOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:11, Reply)
*pities the fool*

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:52, Reply)
new person^
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:55, Reply)
But.....
*I'm* the new person!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:56, Reply)
not any more old man

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:57, Reply)

(◙___◙)
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:58, Reply)
You can't help it though.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:57, Reply)
Jesus H.
You lot are making me want to go to the pub.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:55, Reply)
in all training
I want pub more
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:56, Reply)
Have you had a stroke?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:56, Reply)
hard to tell

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 11:57, Reply)
*strokes*

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:03, Reply)

you lot are everything every day is
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:11, Reply)
Some urban myth asserts more than a few trips and you're mentally fucked.
Bollocks.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:00, Reply)
Some urban myth asserts more than a few trips and you're mentally fucked.
Bollocks.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:04, Reply)
Some urban myth asserts more than a few trips and you're mentally fucked.
Bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:08, Reply)
Some urban bollocks asserts more than a few myths and you're tripped.



I'll stick with my particular brand of mental crazy, thanks.
Alt: Oh, alright then.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:12, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:12, Reply)
I've started a new thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:13, Reply)
Is it shit?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:13, Reply)
What do you reckon?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:14, Reply)
yer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:17, Reply)
Of course it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 22 Nov 2013, 12:17, Reply)

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