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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What a bunch of useless cunts you lot are
My first afternoon here for ages and I'm deeply disappointed, well what's your excuse?

alt: anything on your Christmas wish list?

alt:alt: Bring back Chompy I say, who would you bring back?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:36, 221 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Low numbers of posters contribute to lack of enthusiasm and 'banter'
Alt: world peas
Altalt: Anyone but Harters
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:38, Reply)
I hope he never comes back

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Yeah what a wanker
Who are we talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:40, Reply)
Some prick that used to post that everyone secretly hated I think. I'm not sure, he wasn't exactly memorable.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:42, Reply)
I remember blowjobs and pizza.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:42, Reply)
Dont we all

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:43, Reply)
Yeah that was him I think he looked like a homeless roadie and had a stone foot, and killed a man

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:43, Reply)
tee hee
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2wJS3zRx1I
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:56, Reply)
Wait what, has Battered stopped posting and all?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:43, Reply)
BATTERED IS THE NEW LEADER

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:44, Reply)
^WELL THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST EXCUSE TO THE LEADING QUESTION^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:48, Reply)
I'm trying my damnest!!
I got stomped by suspicious noob.
It's not as bad as yesterday. That was horrific.
I almost posted personal information for the lols
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:40, Reply)
alt. Not much really. I've asked my parents for kitchen things.
altalt. Monty. I mean, what's he playing at? What could be more important than these very boards?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:42, Reply)
and Reginald Donkeyfuck.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:42, Reply)
I miss Quintin

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:43, Reply)
alt: records

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:43, Reply)
I may eject all my vinyl
You wouldn't like any of it.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:46, Reply)
altalt: Bert

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:44, Reply)
W*rk getting in the way
Alt:
GIN

AltAlt:
Everyone
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:44, Reply)
:'o(
Edit: got the wrong end of the stick there but I won't delete it so I remember the shame and never do it again
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:45, Reply)
OK son

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Everything at work being top priority
Alt: this
www.masterofmalt.com/whiskies/drinks-by-the-dram/the-premium-whisky-advent-calendar/

There's a cheaper "not premium" one but F that yo.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Fuck off DOZER

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:48, Reply)
The man knows his oosquai

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:57, Reply)
i am really really ill
and work is really busy and that's why.

alt: lots

altalt: urgh fuck no. bring back monty!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:47, Reply)
What is it with you lot being ill all the time?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:51, Reply)
some cunt has given me an horrific cold
I suspect one of my friend's children, the beady little bastards
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Colds are not real, eat more MEAT and man the fuck up

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:59, Reply)
this cough has given me "soft tissue trauma" in the throat from coughing so hard
at least that's why google tells me I am coughing up blood. gah.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:00, Reply)
That ain't very good
GO SEE A DOC
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:02, Reply)
i'll be alright
I have halls soothers
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:04, Reply)
Ha fake mumbo jumbo shit
what you need is a girly night out with additional Vodka
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:07, Reply)
been there, done that
got it all over the t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Something something Plasterers radio

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Google is such a useful tool for the worried well

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:03, Reply)
god yes
I have diagnosed myself with everything from cancer to pregnancy to menopause to brain tumours to st vitus dance
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:04, Reply)
Yes, google is a wonderful method for diagnosing yourself with cancer 100% of the time.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:05, Reply)
*nose points*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Never trust online GP thingy's.
Don't they all just say 'Cancer'?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:06, Reply)
my friend said that to me
"if you google 'symptoms of cancer', you will find that you have cancer," she said.

I didn't have cancer.

this time.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:07, Reply)
You should be more specific on the alt just saying no reason

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:52, Reply)
i want everyone to be healthy
that means giving up bad habits like smoking and vaping
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:58, Reply)
That isn't a present, that's a dream. You live in a dream world.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:59, Reply)
it's that or diamonds

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:00, Reply)
You two are so sweet

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:01, Reply)
i am
I can't speak for the swearing amphibian
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:05, Reply)
I'm FACKIN laverly me

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:07, Reply)
as a man
if a woman wants something for a present that COSTS YOU NOTHING, then the wise man would take it and run with it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:08, Reply)
That sounds like youre asking someone to give up their favourite hobby

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:11, Reply)
better that than being a greedy grasping harpy who is asking someone to give up their credit card

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:12, Reply)
I'd rather give up my credit card

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:13, Reply)
well, not so much give it up
as hand it over, but carry on making ALL TEH PAYMENTS
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Okay then

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:15, Reply)
good
i'll start here:

www.tiffany.co.uk/Shopping/Item.aspx?fromGrid=1&sku=GRP00432&mcat=148204&cid=287464&search_params=p+1-n+10000-c+287464-s+3-r+201323351-t+-ni+1-x+-lr+0-hr+-ri+-mi+-pp+1633+6&search=0&origin=browse&searchkeyword=&selectedsku=14041419
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:19, Reply)
It is good you have no idea of the limit on my credit card :)

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Nakers?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:12, Reply)
the baked man

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Get fucked.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Be careful she will take that as an offer
Then the STALKING will commence
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:06, Reply)
he wishes

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:07, Reply)
Fuck I now have this earworm
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEY9kA3OYNE
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:09, Reply)
I will be careful from now on. Thanks pal xx

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:07, Reply)
I have loads of work to do
and by work I do of course mean YM
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:48, Reply)
I feel it for you Brah
It taken me 9 months to escape from that place
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:50, Reply)
It takes most people 9 months to escape their mum

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:51, Reply)
I hear she rents it out in warmer weather, to cave divers.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Or uses it as a pattern for parachutes

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Altalt: Thatcher - just for shits n giggles

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Wait that could still happen couldn't it???
VOTE Thatcher for Zombie Queen of the world
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:53, Reply)
She's coming to get your milk, Baarrrbaraa!

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:45, Reply)
I'd bring back the baby jesus
Bill paxton
Ben fogle
Bomber harris
Baked Ape
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:56, Reply)
So that they would let you look less shit here?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Nah, they were all pricks

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:57, Reply)
^ THIS ^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:58, Reply)
All of them were massive gay ponces and nonces

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Needs moar chino's and floppy hair

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:59, Reply)

Floppy hair! floppy hair!
What does he use to keep it there?
Gel, mousse, clay, firm hold or elastic?
No, it's the jizz of a bent spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:01, Reply)
I had a haircut remember butt head?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:05, Reply)
You aren't nearly as sexay now

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:06, Reply)
i think he wants to get you in a firm hold

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:06, Reply)
I wonder if Nakers has purple hair too, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:08, Reply)
why would I have purple hair?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:10, Reply)
Swipe got her hair done all wrong LOLZ

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:11, Reply)
tee hee
I'll look out for her purple rinse at Itsu
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:13, Reply)
it's not purple
it's shiny dark brown. but I wanted it light brown :(
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Just let the grey take over

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:15, Reply)
You have had a purple head or 2 in your time though

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:16, Reply)
will you wear a little plastic head scarf like the rest of the blue rinse brigade

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Purple hairs
All in my brain
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:17, Reply)
I'm giving you internet points for this one but on another day
but on another day it might very well have been a LEAVE THE INTERNET.

So be warned. You're close to the line, mister.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:32, Reply)
You won't need to look hard

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:14, Reply)
lucky for him really, the floppy haired big eyed disney princess

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:16, Reply)
He had a haircut remember butt head?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:17, Reply)
what?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:17, Reply)
i've seen your photo, aurora!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Wait he's really a black chick that serves on the USS Enterprise?
Wow Kroney will be gutted he missed this revelation
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Princess of Power?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:40, Reply)
BECAUSE ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE DOING IT

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:13, Reply)
clicky
You need to release a volume of these lovely ditty's.

Like I released a volume into YD
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:08, Reply)
are you froggles other dad?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:09, Reply)
Tom Jayley is my favourite dad and the only one I talk to :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Who says gays can't be parents?
I didn't even slip you a digit.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:41, Reply)
I thank you, as does my father.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:10, Reply)
light blue today ; )

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:06, Reply)
i liked baked ape the best
that and 1p ghost, which made me lol
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:59, Reply)
truly they were gods amongst men

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:04, Reply)
on here?
solid lumps of turd swilling around the lake of foetid diarrhoea more like
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:05, Reply)
fuckin gold plated turds

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:08, Reply)
what a painful image

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:09, Reply)
better than diamond encrusted

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:09, Reply)
oooof

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:13, Reply)
hey good news everyone
Thanks to a contact I have I can get 40% off my mobile phone bill from now on!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:07, Reply)
Is it part of you Cable deal?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:10, Reply)
do people still get cable tv?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Only in a 30m radius

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:14, Reply)
no wonder sky is more popular

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Not for helicopters

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:19, Reply)
*helicopters*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:20, Reply)
I have a free phone

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:12, Reply)
I have free access to your mum

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Who doesn't

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:15, Reply)
fair point
Ok bye guys, lunch is over now

Xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:18, Reply)
GeordieJay he's a conscious objector

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Turn her over

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:20, Reply)
I ain't robbing her

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:22, Reply)
RIP Dick Dodd wiv da monty now :(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWYyDOLfi7U&list=PL47592E5DBF474035
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Ken will be so upset

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Especially so soon after his dad's dog

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Ken dodds dads dogs dead?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:23, Reply)
I'm afraid so

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Diddy go quickly?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Can you tell what it is yet?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:29, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:37, Reply)
alright
Alt: get fucked/shit off.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:24, Reply)
^Sk8ter^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:25, Reply)
^H8ter^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:32, Reply)
^Cheese Gr8er^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:34, Reply)
^ Food Pl8ter ^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:35, Reply)
^Sex doll infl8er^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Savile

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Row?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Saville service.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Saville-on

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Saville*oy.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:46, Reply)
Lick Your Lips, Here's The Chips

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:52, Reply)
And by 'the chips' I mean
'my cock'.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:48, Reply)
Lightweight cheeky git.
I'd bring Frank back. From his Lithium hell.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:37, Reply)
Yeah him and CQ like a lithium based conjoined twin

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:42, Reply)
god i forgot about CQ
he might be dead by now, some sort of penny farthing fuelled incident
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:44, Reply)
2013 has seen many casualties.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:45, Reply)
The BBC really could do with spending it's budget on better programs

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Only seems to be the shit people left now

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:51, Reply)
By shit people you mean Sportcow

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:53, Reply)
Nah, he's one of the few remaining good ones

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:54, Reply)
AND ME

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:56, Reply)
You're alright, if a little needy here

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:00, Reply)
Look Swipe nobody want's to fuck you
Get over it
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:02, Reply)
I'd consider it.
But she's got to get the pizza in.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:03, Reply)
From how chompy said it, you could get a whole 17" deep pan without touching the sides

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:06, Reply)
yeah but that's because he's a fat 15 stone bastard

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:09, Reply)
Are you thin yet?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:13, Reply)
3.5lbs thinner than i was

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:14, Reply)
That's weight, not girth.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:15, Reply)
the two things ARE connected

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Well done.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:18, Reply)
He was talking about your foo-foo

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:13, Reply)
Her perfumed garden.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:16, Reply)
I don't get people diss their exes on the basis of their looks,
It wasn't an issue at the time so I don't see why its an issue now.

Or unless their looks have changed so dramaticly,
Or unless it's 'cus they've dissed your looks first,
Or unless you were forced into it by some social constraint such as the keys-in-fishbowl rules.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:24, Reply)
I heard that included the salsd bowl too.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:12, Reply)
Calm down Simon Cowell.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:19, Reply)
Sportscow is my favourite.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:54, Reply)
I like YOU frogcock.
*ruffles hAir*
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:00, Reply)
:-D

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:06, Reply)
That's a tough standard to live up to hoss

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:56, Reply)
I met met Frank at a /talk bash. He was ok.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:48, Reply)
It's all I've ever known
alt: Oh, you don't need to bother dearie. Just some nice socks will do me

altalt: So Solid Crew
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:42, Reply)
I got myself some thick stripey socks the other week. Beautiful colours, they are.
I deserved them though, I've worked hard this year.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:46, Reply)
It takes not a lot to please you.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:49, Reply)
I have everything I need. And I like socks.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:50, Reply)
You have a split arse to cook your dinner and bang nightly.?
Respect bro.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:57, Reply)
except a loving partner : (

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:58, Reply)
pills, booze, matches and a free streaming video link?

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:58, Reply)
A VIEW OF FOLKSTONE?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:00, Reply)
Froggles is Debbie McGhee??

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:59, Reply)
He has an Alsatian...

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:02, Reply)
"beautiful" ?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:56, Reply)
Achingly

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:00, Reply)
The orange and blue ones are the best

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:05, Reply)
(Hes a bit gay, pass it on)

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:05, Reply)
(he's a bit grey,pass it on)

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:10, Reply)
(he's a bit passe, pass it on)

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:13, Reply)
(he like's Pate, pass it on)

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:20, Reply)
(He seems ok, pass it on)

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:21, Reply)
No matter what they say

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:09, Reply)
sock fives!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 15:58, Reply)
wank+

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:00, Reply)
I knew you'd understand

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:05, Reply)
mine are green white red stripes on white
Bit like the leicester rugby kit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:09, Reply)
Nice, I have red and black thick stripes today, like Dennis The Menace

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:10, Reply)
Real men wear black, just saying

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:12, Reply)
i have grey and black leopard print stockings

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:12, Reply)
Can you two keep your cybering to gaz please?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:15, Reply)
they're m&s
not s&m
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:16, Reply)
I dunno why you keep interrupting our private forum.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:20, Reply)
The only rugby game I ever went to was to see Leicester Tigers
they got more touchdowns and won I think. After a few pints of Tiger I kinda lost interest. Well, that and the fact rugby is shit and dull.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:16, Reply)
A few pint's of one of the Leicester Tiger's eh?
Filthy 'Bill Clay', flthy.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:18, Reply)
Yeah, well, the taste of YM was giving me heartburn
hmm, i really need to work on my insults
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:24, Reply)
*takes the fifth*
whatever that means

alt: Peace on earth and goodwill to all men.

altalt: Darth, AA, whatsisname and it appears Monty isn't here anymore. If he had an opinion about anything it was usually the polar opposite of my own but he could be a funny cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:13, Reply)
They've all gone 'Bill Clay'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:14, Reply)
It's a sorry state of affairs
Things still seem like they're chugging along though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:17, Reply)
That means your face is so ugly only a mother could love it
alt: what even to people from Camarthenshire????

alt:alt: they were all shit now Barryfromeastenders (god rest his shallow graved soul)will live on till at least 5am on the kitchen floor
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:18, Reply)
he's still on fb

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:19, Reply)
Would you let him near your stash?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:22, Reply)
Would you let me near ym's gAsh?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:27, Reply)
OH YEAH?
Well, well you're so, so ugly that um, yeah, that...feckit...something about a dog and a pork chop I think. YEAH!

Barry was the drugs thief, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:21, Reply)
Yeah well you was so ugly the mid-wife slapped your mum
Yep he was the one
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:23, Reply)
Well that explains her lezdom fetish

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:26, Reply)
What's wrong with Carmarthenshire?

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:28, Reply)
I still appear from time to time, just been fucking mental at work recently, not really had time.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:37, Reply)
carefully crafted and deeply humorous anecdotes like yours take time to create

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:45, Reply)
Oooooh GIRL!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 16:55, Reply)

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