so tired (ssh sssh)
home from work: 3.15am. back in work: 7.15am. this sucks. why does it suck to be you today?

alt: why is it cream-your-pants-and-rub-them-on-your-grandma's-knee fantastic to be you?

altalt: breakfast? or talk amongst yourselves. i'll be sleeping here in the corner. oh no wait, I mean attending a city focus seminar and then running around to hit a court deadline...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 7:47, 154 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Because of vaguely similar and related reasons.
Alt: It isn't, I'm rubbish but it's okay because I feel like I'm about to die anyway
Altalt: A drink of all in one anti-death medicine
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 7:51, Reply)

What ails you old bean?
Are the bloo bloos back?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 8:27, Reply)

No, nothing like that old boy.
I am a broken shell of a man, I ruined myself at the weekend, now I am more run down and exhausted than usual, and poorly, and I want to curl up in a ball and hibernate for a fortnight.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 8:30, Reply)

*been there fives*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Dec 2013, 8:34, Reply)

It's only partly my fault :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 8:35, Reply)

Getting old innit, those weekends ruin me these days.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 8:35, Reply)

It was the Barcelona trip innit. I had about 6 hours sleep between Friday morning and Sunday night.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 8:37, Reply)

What are you wittering on about woman.
That alt doesn't make sense.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 8:03, Reply)

edited, you pedant
it's a colourful adjective.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 8:10, Reply)

Think someone needs to address their work/life balance.
Altalt; Nothing, aside from a cup of coffee. I feel a bit sick today.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 8:03, Reply)

If you will walk the streets
looking or some rough trade what do you expect
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 8:06, Reply)

Breakfast is of the animal variety I'm afraid. Black pudding, scrambled eggs and nommy toast from an unsliced cob. Im a growing lad me.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 8:10, Reply)

Oh man I want a cooked breakfast
Stupid granola
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 8:28, Reply)

Cob.
A northern, eh?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 8:32, Reply)

Sucks to be me today because...
...I have to host some bigwigs from our suppliers and take them to a car factory. One of the bigwigs is a social hand grenade so I'll be babysitting him very closely.
Alt: The reason for the above. I sold a half-million pound machine to these people and the bigwigs are glory sponging, getting their faces in the trade press etc when they did fuck-diddley-all to gain the contract. C'est la vie I suppose.
altalt: Brekky will be at some motorway services, I suspect that meat will be involved, followed by an incredulous snort at the wallet-raping cost.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 8:19, Reply)

Offer the bigwigs a snort as well.
They'd probably appreciate that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Dec 2013, 8:21, Reply)

Monty is placid's boss?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 8:28, Reply)

he's going to take them to twang club so he can impress them with his traditional musicianship

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 8:45, Reply)

Dentist in an hour :-(
Still, my dentist is really nice, so meh.

Alt: it really, really isn't.

AltAlt: maybe when I get back. I have some crumpets that need finishing off.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Dec 2013, 8:20, Reply)

The dentist might give you a badge.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 8:31, Reply)

Oh, man!
*crosses fingers*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Dec 2013, 8:32, Reply)

+ r

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:11, Reply)

Oh stop your complaining
You are well remunerated for your work, if the hours were so bad to make it intolerable you could easily change jobs.

My life doesn't suck, so I too have to find petty things to complain about, usually something dull like the morning traffic, which I admit doesn't make for great internet.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 8:31, Reply)

Did your 'man' turn up?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 8:38, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvi4iA3PnKE
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 8:39, Reply)

First thing you learn is that you always have to wait...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 8:42, Reply)

I'm amazed that a man who has decided to forgo regular employment for a life of smoking and selling weed wouldn't be the very definition of punctual

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 8:56, Reply)

Baby don't you holler, darlin' don't you bawl and shout

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 9:07, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 8:44, Reply)

Morning class. I'm tired, coming down with a cold and have no appetite. I'll manage tea but that will be it.
Any suggestions for business cards suppliers? I usually go to Vistaprint wondering if the Internet has any ideas.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 8:44, Reply)

make sure they have a watermark, that the colour is bone and that the lettering is something called 'silian rail'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 8:46, Reply)

Tggi^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 8:57, Reply)

lunch at Fluties?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 8:58, Reply)

I've got a table at Dorsia

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 9:04, Reply)

I think there's a machine at the train station where you can get like 500 cards for a fiver or summat

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 8:47, Reply)

moo.com seem to be better quality, higher GSM or whatever but they cost a bit more.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Ta frogcock.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 9:27, Reply)

I'm going to have to write an article about the benefits of non-advised annuities
That's as dull as it sounds.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 8:53, Reply)

It doesn't.
I had a strangely good day for the most part.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Dec 2013, 8:54, Reply)

Alright pops?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 8:57, Reply)

yeah i'm alright. yourself?

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Dec 2013, 9:00, Reply)

Not bad, got a new job, moving house in jan, got another baby due in march
I think that covers everything since we last spoke!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 9:05, Reply)

holy crap, another fucking baby?
congrats man!

I'm moving in with the fella this week actually. Rented our first place together, we get the keys on Thursday morning.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Dec 2013, 9:14, Reply)

Well congratulations all round!
Although for the sake of stereotyping please refer to your fella as the Bruce from now on.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 9:17, Reply)

I won't be doing that.
But yeah I would agree with that statement.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 10 Dec 2013, 9:19, Reply)

Strewth!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 9:21, Reply)

Wipe your eyes on a fifty and blow your nose on a handful of twenties and you'll feel fine.
Alt. Because I am fucking great at everything I do.
( Peej, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 8:58, Reply)

Husbandry? Tying ties?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 9:05, Reply)

I am a wonderful husband and can tie a perfect tie.
I was in character as a filthy french man in the picture you are referring to and purposely tied a shit tie.
( Peej, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 9:17, Reply)

You dressed up as Kroney?
Also, I don't think either of you know what husbandry means
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 9:21, Reply)

know care
( Peej, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 9:29, Reply)

It means keeping your wife from wandering off into traffic, I think.

( Kroney, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 9:37, Reply)

I'm calling his wife an animal
It is Cornwall after all
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 9:38, Reply)

Its OK she's not Cornish
Her dad is Spanish and her mum is Native American.
( Peej, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Which explains why one of your kids is named Red Dago.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 9:47, Reply)

The other is called "Pastys with Carrots"

( Peej, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 9:49, Reply)

Kevin Costner's less successful follow up etc

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:10, Reply)

TTJ

( Peej, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:10, Reply)

Yeah, but I bet these fuckers didn't get it.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:12, Reply)

probably not
they probably won't realise how my christmas name is the best one here.
( Peej, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Inigo Montoya

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:08, Reply)

He's Cornish
Of course he's up to the back wheels in farmyard stock.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Sun's out,
Driving around the county today.
Life is OK.
Hope you all are too xxx.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 10 Dec 2013, 9:05, Reply)

People are people - so why should it be you and I get along so awfully?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 9:40, Reply)

So you slept with Laura eh? nice one.

( Peej, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 9:47, Reply)

Constant tiredness is why
Alt:
At the moment it isn't

AltAlt:
Muesli with raspberries and banana. Coffee
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Your altalt needs more black pudding.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Black pudding's black today mother. Even the white bits are black.
Ripping Yarn's reference.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 9:54, Reply)

An episode about a dull northerner, how apt .

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 9:56, Reply)

I agree 100%
However the tikka chicken I made last night is fucking amazing
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:01, Reply)

I might make a curry now that you've put the thought in my mind.
Prawn madras perhaps, or egg vindaloo.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Egg vindaloo = chemical incident in London tomorrow

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Egg curry is ace.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:10, Reply)

I know!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:13, Reply)

is there anything on the planet that would make a man produce more eye watering guffs?
urgh
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:27, Reply)

A fully vegetarian diet.

( Peej, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:29, Reply)

Hiya!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:31, Reply)

You probably have M.E.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 9:49, Reply)

That's not a real thing, silly.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 9:52, Reply)

It's all me, me, me with those people

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Still, good money to be made out of the whining hypochondriacs.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:23, Reply)

I have been to paradise but I have never been to M.E.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 9:58, Reply)

7.5 hours left :((((((((((((((((

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 9:59, Reply)

You're planning on jumping in front of the 17.29 train?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:06, Reply)

Everyone needs a hobby, tangles.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Yes, it's time.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Till Chizzlemus?

( Peej, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:11, Reply)

No, just until I can go home. That is my sole focus today.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:14, Reply)

+1
in front of the 7

that's about where I am today
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:19, Reply)

Yeah that's what it's like hanging around waiting for 'someone' innit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:27, Reply)

man that was actually a fascinating talk
economists and planners re future of London v the rest of the uk.

the stats/predictions are depressing and awe inspiring in equal measures.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:18, Reply)

Let me guess
London's going to be paved with gold and the rest of the UK is fucked into a cocked hat?

*yawns*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:22, Reply)

Anyone would think there aren't thriving cities in other parts of the UK
Obviously Bristol, Birmingham, Leeds, Edinburgh, Manchester & Glasgow don't have an economy.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:24, Reply)

it wasn't that broad; i'm a property lawyer, remember
it was about redevelopment. the stats were about how many people will be living here; how much it will cost; how many new homes are needed etc etc etc.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:26, Reply)

... which won't fit because there isn't any space and which no-one will be able to afford anyway, right?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:28, Reply)

lawyer

paralegal
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:29, Reply)

I'm actually quite interested in this
because there are two, both equally respected (in terms of the "respect" of the economists involved anyway) theories about which way this will go, and they are diametrically opposite.

It's almost - almost - as if economists don't have a fucking clue what will happen, what with economics being based entirely on precedent and there not being any, and are purely producing the most extreme scenarios in a desperate bid for attention. The Lady Gaga approach to economics, if you will.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:27, Reply)

clickin dis

( Peej, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:28, Reply)

When your job involves predicting the future, where there are many variables at play, the capacity for getting it wrong is huge.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Shut up and give me my hoverboard!

( Peej, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:32, Reply)

They should hit the shops in a little over a year from now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:33, Reply)

I want a scram jet

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:33, Reply)

Is that like a mini jet for little people?

( Peej, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:37, Reply)

Hypersonic flight. Mach 5. Australia to London in 2 hours.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scramjet

www.google.com/search?q=scramjet+plane&safe=off&espv=210&es_sm=122&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=6e-mUoPWBIfxhQfasoGoAg&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1600&bih=784
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:43, Reply)

Absolutely.
It would just be nice the cunts doing it would admit to this.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:32, Reply)

If the tailor had admitted that his plan was to send the emperor out naked, he wouldn't have been paid.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:33, Reply)

profound.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:35, Reply)

or Aberdeen

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:30, Reply)

Yes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Aberdeen is like a microcosm of London economics, sorta. Only more one-dimensional.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:31, Reply)

like a microcosm of London economics, sorta. Only more one-dimensional. fucking shit.
( Peej, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:33, Reply)

It's fucking grey.
It's also fucking wealthy.

The jury's out on "shit" although, granted, that depends on your opinion of class A's, booze and high-end hookers as there's fuck all else to do there.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:35, Reply)

*retracts previous statement and packs bags*

( Peej, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:35, Reply)

I think Battered is best qualified to answer this.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:36, Reply)

I had a damn good curry in Aberdeen last year:
www.bluemoon-aberdeen.com/
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:45, Reply)

I used to spend a lot of time in the Holburn Street area.
Never been to that Indian though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:47, Reply)

It's really good. I had the best aubergine curry there I have ever had and I chose that dish quite often.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:50, Reply)

it's a cool city
What took you that far north? Didn't think there were that many companies in your field up there. It's pretty much all oil and gas.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:52, Reply)

Trialled a couple of new restaurant formats there.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:55, Reply)

Union Street is fucked now
Try Bieldside, Cults and Milltimber. Big money areas.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:57, Reply)

It's unlikely I will be heading there any time soon.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Aberdeen is grateful for this

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 11:14, Reply)

highest cost of living outside of London and the south east
Property prices have doubled in the last ten years. More millionaires per capita than anywhere else in the UK. Terrible poverty, horrific levels of heroin and crack use.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:39, Reply)

Like I said, a one-dimensional microcosm of London.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:50, Reply)

although, oddly unlike the rest of the UK
the smack and crack use doesn't actually directly correlate with the poverty, as a lot of it is the offshore boys.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:55, Reply)

average salary for offshore workers is 73k

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:56, Reply)

boring work + good disposable income = drug use.
As seen in many ex-pat communities around the globe.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:57, Reply)

When I was offshore we hD regular piss tests.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 11:16, Reply)

good job class As are out of your system in hours then

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Yeah I was mainly a weed smoker
so had to get substitute piss.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 11:25, Reply)

I see about 20% of my grads go offshore.
Most of them say the tests were, well, while you were offshore.

Most rig boys don't actually shoot up on the rigs.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 11:24, Reply)

I shoot up your mum

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 11:50, Reply)

She's only class B, you're wasting your money there.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 11:54, Reply)

The provinces are shit and pointless and should be purged from the earth
Starting with Coventry
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:22, Reply)

When are you next visiting?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:23, Reply)

He can't
there's a court order says he mustn't.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Maybe in the new year
Hopefully never xx
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 10:26, Reply)

I spent a nice couple of hours at City airport before all flights were cancelled and coming back to the office.
Bacon roll and a coffee for £12. Cunts.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Nice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 11:10, Reply)

Fog?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 11:10, Reply)

Yup. It's funny. The only part of the Docklands that was foggy was the airport. The DLR drove into
the fog on one side and out of it on the other.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Stansted is fucked as well.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 11:19, Reply)

What a bunch of pussies

( Peej, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Innit doe.
I thought these planes could take off and land on their own.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 11:32, Reply)

So simple even some raghead can fly one

( Peej, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 11:45, Reply)

City's a bit tricksy though.
All the buildings and, y'know, water and shit. Plus a lot of the planes are tiny little things that probably don't have autoland or whatever the fuck you call it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 11:53, Reply)

If I had to still be at work for 3.15am then I would have to really love my job.
It doesn't really suck to be me but I'm sure I had done more weekdays.

alt. It's awesome to be me because I'm likeable, funny, not bad to look at, easy going, loyal.

altalt. Cinnamon Porridge

You got a big case on or summat? Why so busy?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 11:09, Reply)

It's her second job, shift supervisor at Burger King.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 11:14, Reply)

I'm going to visit and purposefully throw coke round.
The drink.

(and the drug)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 11:15, Reply)

We used to have a right laugh on here.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 11:50, Reply)

you never close your eyes any more when i kiss your liiiiiiips
and there's no tenderness like before in your fingertiiiiiiiiiiiips
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Bring back Ch**py I say

( Peej, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 11:51, Reply)

what's the matter with you, man?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 11:53, Reply)

NEW THREAD

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 11:52, Reply)