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Battered is a prick thread.Tell us why Battered is a prick.
Alt: Tell us why Dozer is a prick.
Altalt: Tell us why Nakers is a massive bent spastic.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:43,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Oh look it's bear Pookie posing as sarcastic spastic (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:00,
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nor is it a guntbut thank you darling, for the 50% endorsement :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:17,
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I only recently got what gunt meant.I was truly horrified.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:18,
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I know, but for the purposes of the internet it is.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:19,
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Same as the fact you ent ginger innit 'quality street'(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:21,
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I WAS NEVER IN ANY FORM OF RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU ON THE INTERNET ANYWAY (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:37,
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Little man syndromealt. Superiority complex
altalt. flaws in education and a love of colourful trousers.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:49,
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Because, because, because, because, becauseBecause of the wonderful things he does
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:50,
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because they probably all eat pizzas with a BBQ sauce basewhich is for children, welshies and scientologists
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Have you tried them ones with the crust stuffed with sausage?Sounds like a good idea on paper but worse with every slice.
Just like your mum.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:56,
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Gormo, I like you, you're a solid enough characterbut what in the name of the sweet baby Jesus' nutsack made you think that hot-dog stuffed crust was a good idea, even on paper?
It's a worse idea then leaving Jimmy Savile unsupervised in a children's hospital.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:58,
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I figured adding meat would make it better.It wouldn't be so bad if the sausages weren't so anaemic looking.
In hindsight, the fact that they can worsen a pizza by adding cheese to the crust should've been warning enough.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:01,
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I can't say Id like to try that. I'm tempted by the one that has mini burgers in the crust though...
i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article2278853.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Pizza-Cheese-Burger-2278853.jpg
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:02,
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They'll be proper 10p hotdogs from a can too :((
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:05,
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As far as I could see, there were no end bits. Mysterious.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:06,
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Maybe they'll use canned burgers for the burger one.Like these:
www.barelyedible.co.uk/2011/05/westlers-hamburgers-onion-gravy-canned-burgers/
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:08,
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I love a good Westlers. Tastes like you're at a fun fair and have the onset of food poisoning.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:10,
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Council upbringing.BUT LOOK AT ME NOW!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:13,
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You're crying?www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVgtnp_tmgE
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:15,
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That prick in the stripy top needs a slap.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:19,
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It's a fucking ace song though(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:21,
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You were raised by Northumbria county council?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:18,
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:( Newcastle.
I was found abandoned in a Kwik Save trolley park.
I don't want to talk about it.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:20,
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Well that's not very nice, is it?Pricks are people too, you know.
But not spastics.
Particularly bent spastics.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:52,
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Because you touch yourself at nightto all three.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 13:54,
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Me - I've got a black place in my heart; my favourite chord, my favourite card that I play on these occasions.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:09,
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This is like asking why water is wet. There is no real explanation on aside from the fact that fundamentally water is wet(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:07,
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Why do birds, suddenly appear, every time you are near?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:14,
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Sorry bout that I eat out your mum this morning(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:20,
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Sorry, I've been in a meeting, but I'm here now, so I can take this one.It's due to increased Rayleigh scattering of shorter wavelength light by air molecules, coupled with increased absorbtion towards the ultraviolet end of the spectrum. HTH xx
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 15:09,
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it freaks me out when you use long wordsit's Wrong. like hearing your gran talking dirty.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:24,
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But I like hearing his gran talking dirty(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:25,
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how does that mean it's not Wrong?you're a bigger deviant than he is.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:27,
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i guess we've been skirting around it for agesgo on then, if it'll shut you up. shall we not see each other at the savoy this afternoon and not have sex?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:32,
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Sure thing, I'll not spunk in your hair and shit on your chest if you like?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:37,
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i'd rather we just ran around the room squealing and ordering everything from room service, to be honestoh and drinking the minibar dryer than your nan's cunt.
can we not do that instead?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:39,
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Yeah alright, but can I at least try on your underware?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:53,
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Actually y knew the word already, I just had to check the spelling and meaning(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:34,
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NoAlt. No
Altalt. No
Stop being nasty or you'll be in detention.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:15,
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battered was born that way, but he tries to changedozer is mayor prick of prickville, near pricktown, on the outskirts of prickcity, prickshire, which is in the middle of prickland.
on the planet prick.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:20,
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So what exactly are you saying about Dozer here?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:21,
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You can fuck off with insulting my family.None of us are like Plumbob.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:34,
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i just voted for my own poststupid iphone
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:31,
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Fat fingers. I was askex earlier if Vegans were vegetarian and if they ate meat. Meh.
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Was someone I was working with. I asked for the vegi chili and that is when they came out with it.
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Someone one told me they were eating a vegetarian chilli con carne(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:50,
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You can't get proper chilli in canteens.Because, sadly, no matter how bland you make it, some melt will have it and moan it's too hot. Meat is not a factor in this.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 14:59,
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