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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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everybody knows that 'Ian' is a name with strong paedophilic connotations.
Share your nominative prejudices in this thread 'ere.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:13, 257 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
They all look the same to me.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:16, Reply)
Shit on 'ere today, innit?
Bet they're all out noncing sparrows.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:23, Reply)
what

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:23, Reply)
ask Jason to explain it to you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:34, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:36, Reply)
'Al' is a name which is generally regarded as shorthand for 'cunt'.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:25, Reply)
'Rob' normally indicates social inadequacies.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:35, Reply)
And fingering kids.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:35, Reply)
And severe mental health issues.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:36, Reply)
and 44,000 litre saltwater pools to keep their blubbery wives in

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:38, Reply)
And a fetish for photographing ropey crack whores with Lego up their chuffs.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:40, Reply)
Girls who end their name with an 'i' instead of a 'y'
are generally thick.

That the sort of thing you're after?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:36, Reply)
yer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:37, Reply)
See also
those names which seem to have a random extraneous 'y':

Kayden, Jayden &c.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:39, Reply)
Er, those aren't names.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:39, Reply)
They apparently are, these days.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:40, Reply)
I know someone with a kid called Jayden :(

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:41, Reply)
Is anyone surprised by this?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:42, Reply)
The kid, most likely.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:42, Reply)
Kayden and Jayden are vile, common names.
Destined for a life on the dole in a council hovel.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:40, Reply)
Thanks, 'Katie Hopkins'

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:40, Reply)
With her child called India, after villifying people with children named after places.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:42, Reply)
It's almost like she's an ignorant dimwitted attention seeker and people are fucking idiots for falling for it.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:49, Reply)
She's a cultural icon.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:52, Reply)
One of my lads is in a class at school with TWO fucking Jaydens.
Spelt differently an all, for fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:42, Reply)
Seems it can be used for either gender also :(
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-25365603
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:58, Reply)
Is that a bit like replacing the 'e' in their name with a '3'?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:38, Reply)
Not really, no.
That's a screen name for a web forum, not the way I spell my actual name.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:39, Reply)
I went out with a Vikki who was most lovely

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:51, Reply)
In my social circle there are two Nicolas
so one is Nicky and one is Nickie. Simples. Also less likely to get you punched than referring to as their boyfriends' property.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:57, Reply)
Anyone with Roman Numerals in their name are almost certainly from an incestuous background.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:37, Reply)
what, like Ivor Cutler?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:57, Reply)
No, like Henry Barrington III
Suppose that is more their title than their name.

Guess I'm just not one for attaching wild prejudices on a name.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:03, Reply)
It's because their father and grandfather were also called Henry Barrington and they are helping you to distinguish between them.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:06, Reply)
Bit lazy, not giving new names.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:10, Reply)
yes, I knew what you meant

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:06, Reply)
I know you knew.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:10, Reply)
People named Russell are usually creepy sex pests.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:37, Reply)
Or look like lesbian versions of child wizards.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:38, Reply)
Phwoar

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:53, Reply)
alright Brayndedd
Did Ringo's email get through to your boss?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:39, Reply)
Yeah, I got a paddling and then they fired me.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:41, Reply)
Thats a paddlin'

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:26, Reply)
"You have got the immune system of a 95 year old woman"
Wins 'best thing heard in the office' today.
Share your tales.

** SUB THREAD **

Or not, I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:40, Reply)
Nothing yet, as I'm working the late shift tonight
but the other day I overheard one woman ask her friend "How big is ten inches?"
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:42, Reply)
5 times your husbands'

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:43, Reply)
Anyone with a weak handshake is not to be trusted.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:40, Reply)
^ this^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:41, Reply)
Oh, good god, this.
Especially weird if it's a bloke. I know I'm hardly a dainty little flower, but I dont want to feel like I might crush your hand.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:43, Reply)
But conversely
anyone that tries to hard to crush your hand in a manly show of power is an utter cunt
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:54, Reply)
People called Tom are either brilliant or utterly contemptible cunts,
Which makes it strange, given that there is never any grey area in this, that they are all bisexual.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:41, Reply)
This is true.
Every single Tom I have encountered has been one of these.

No bisexual middle ground whatsoever.

Also, Fungus.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:43, Reply)
Ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:43, Reply)
Seems I've only met the contemptible cunt ones

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:44, Reply)
The brilliant ones wouldn't want to meet a paedophile.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:45, Reply)
another fact from the amphibious prick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:47, Reply)
I am just a mouthpiece for the truth.
Strikethrough mouth add ring etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:49, Reply)
it's a foamy mouthed click from me!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:49, Reply)
RIP Monty
4EVA in R Harts
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:45, Reply)
That's a point.
Where IS Monty?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:46, Reply)
Life woes.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:47, Reply)
He's dead.
The police aren't interested though.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:47, Reply)
Samurai sword lols

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:57, Reply)
Fucked The Resident Loon and then killed himself.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:50, Reply)
no, that was BGB

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:58, Reply)
Is it obligatory for women on /OT to have fucked at least one utterly appalling wanker from this forum?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:10, Reply)
I haven't.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:12, Reply)
Yet.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:14, Reply)
Which one would you, if you had to pick?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Oh, as if I'm going to answer that.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:18, Reply)
Blatantly Stibbins

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Or Battered.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:20, Reply)
Yeah, you're right. How could I have been so stupid.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:22, Reply)
\o

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:20, Reply)
You should.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:23, Reply)
Killed himself and then deleted his account.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:50, Reply)
Scottish people have a misplaced sense of self importance.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:47, Reply)
irrelevant to the subject of the thread, but thanks for trying.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:47, Reply)
Oh, I know... I was just saying.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:50, Reply)
Anyone who adds a summary of their qualifications to their name is a needy twat compensating for a lack of recognition in their day to day life.
Along the lines of 'Jeremy Prickface BA Hons (Oxon) '.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:50, Reply)
You know someone called Jeremy Prickface?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:51, Reply)
Heard about him, yet to meet him. apparently dating a ginger lawyer I know.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:53, Reply)
Zing!
No, wait!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:53, Reply)
You can get a degree in beef stock?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:52, Reply)
I can

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:55, Reply)
This is SO true
See also any work qualifications. I once saw someone with a Microsoft MCP badge proudly displayed. This is the equivalent of saying you have passed one GCSE at grade G
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:54, Reply)
I agree
David Prickface 10 GCSE's and a BTEC HND
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:56, Reply)
Might as well list your membership of the RAC or the fact you've got a loyalty card.
Have you met 'Thomas Twat (Clubcard)'?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:57, Reply)
My boss signs his emails Bill Prickface MBCS
He might as well sign it Bill Prickface has a chip on his shoulder about his lack of degree
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:00, Reply)
A few of the manufacturers I deal with have started adding their meaningless procurement qualifications in their email sigs
Like anyone gives a fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:03, Reply)
I did put my mcdst on my email sig
but it was a joke in work to see who could get away with the longest genuine list of qualifications in a prick off
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:58, Reply)
BA CCA CCA CCA CCA CCA MCP MCSA MCSA MCSE MCSE MCITP CCEA CCIA

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:19, Reply)
POW!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Fucksticks
CCSP CCSP
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:20, Reply)
VMA?
I can't remember
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:20, Reply)
What's the Soviet Union got to do with anything?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:23, Reply)
Çàòêíèñü, èäè íà õóé

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:25, Reply)
nice
I put all the comptia (pointless) ones in too.

and I just checked and it seems all my old MS quals have been retired :(
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:27, Reply)
Fuck knows
I just have a drawer full of certificates, badges and card thingies
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:36, Reply)
I did it years ago
before I decided that IT wasn't the doss I thought it would be,

I forgot the MCP though I would have come second with that
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:40, Reply)
I cant remember any more and currently need to do two more exams for two more qualifications
IT woes
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:42, Reply)
All Nigels are sweaty perverts with boxes upon boxes of 80s porn VHSs and likely still live with their mum.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:51, Reply)
Dave's are awesome
Cameron being the exception that proves the rule.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:55, Reply)
TRUFAX

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:56, Reply)
I see that, and raise you Dave Benson Phillips.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:56, Reply)

i2.cdnds.net/10/04/550w_showbiz_birthdays_dave_benson_phillips.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 13:57, Reply)
All Phils are utter twats

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:07, Reply)
Anyone named After a British monarch is good. As I am.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Alright Henry?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:18, Reply)
Alright Ethelred

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:18, Reply)
I can agree with this.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Hi Liz

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Well hello Victoria

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:21, Reply)
Welcome back Victoria
/JesusJones
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:24, Reply)
Canute.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:26, Reply)
I can

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Andrews have a
tendency toward being fatties,

but not Andys
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:21, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:24, Reply)
its odd but true

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:25, Reply)
:o

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:25, Reply)
Bollocks, the fattest bloke at my work goes by Andy.
He's also the fattest bloke I've ever known.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:26, Reply)
You work with Bobby?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:28, Reply)
There is always an exception
Is he known as Fat Andy
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:29, Reply)
what are you doing here?
somewhere there's a bridge with people happily walking across it, carefree and unmolested
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:41, Reply)
STOP FUCKING SHOUTING

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:54, Reply)
I know an Andy and an Andrew IRL and the opposite can be said of them.
However we are pretty backward in Kent.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:27, Reply)
^ this ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:42, Reply)
Every Amy I've ever known has been a porker.
Whilst every Aaron I've ever known has been an utter cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:35, Reply)
I knobbed an Amy years ago
She was in no way a porker
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Me too
Probably a different one mind
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:39, Reply)
was there a queue?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:39, Reply)
There should have been
FILTHY that girl
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:40, Reply)
hahaha
I hope there was a box of wet wipes at the door then
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:44, Reply)
I needed them

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:45, Reply)
shut it fatso

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:39, Reply)
*eats cake*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Sorry mate, in my mind you've now fucked a fat bird.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:44, Reply)
I also used to swear by the fact that
I had never met an ugly Hannah, but this was ruined for me a few years back
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Louises are usually common.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Lucys
are often filthy in bed.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:48, Reply)
A Mary is usually hairy.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Virginia needs a quim trim

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Louises have massive tits

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:49, Reply)
Men will often stereotype women based on spurious information
*one for the sisters*
*fights power*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:50, Reply)
That's their fault for being sex objects.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:50, Reply)
Claire's are larger ladies
Helen's are twee
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Lisas usually have children by 19

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:53, Reply)
I fucked a thin Clare
and a fatter (fat) Claire...

It must be the added "I"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:53, Reply)
+p +e

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:53, Reply)
I was setting you up for an
Eyes bigger than the belly but you let me down sporters
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Sorry man

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Thats ok...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:56, Reply)
I've fucked many fat birds
/noshame
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:45, Reply)
The important thing about the cuddlier lady is that they retain a womanly figure.
The minute that figure hits "spherical", it's bye bye baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:52, Reply)
When you ball a fold, trouble starts

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Remember the rhyme
When the flesh fold farts, trouble starts
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:57, Reply)
The 11th Commandment

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:09, Reply)
people who have a name that can be shortened
and object to people shortening it are inevitably utter twats.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:38, Reply)
thats right
rayray
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:39, Reply)
i answer to anything, me

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Same here, no one ever gets my name right.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Its Yeurtprick
not Yurtprick, old English spelling right...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Not through it being a difficult name, just because I am easily forgettable.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:46, Reply)
It's going to be something shit like "John", isn't it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Funnily enough that is one of the names in the list my mother runs through before she gets to mine.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:58, Reply)
someone showed me a picture of you the other day

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Funny looking prick, ent I?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:57, Reply)
inordinately hairy

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:04, Reply)
Oh I didn't realise it was THAT picture

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Like a chipolata in a wig

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:08, Reply)
CHOMPY LOLS

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:09, Reply)
Innit Gillian

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:45, Reply)
not my name
santashithispants got that one all wrong
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:55, Reply)
Yes I do know that funnily enough

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:56, Reply)
What about people who shorten their name and object to people using the full version?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:40, Reply)
i've never met one of those
but I am sure they would be a twat
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:40, Reply)
\o
Only my parents call me by my full name
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:41, Reply)
my dad knew he was in the shit when my mother gave it the full sunday name

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:42, Reply)
this^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:43, Reply)
I am going to take this statement to mean
Your mother would only call your father by his full name when he "accidentally" slipped it in the wrong un...

Have that mental image for a Friday afternoon
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Oh ANDREW.........
harder!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:48, Reply)
*spanks*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:48, Reply)
:/

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:51, Reply)
you kiss your kids with that mouth, sonny-jim?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:54, Reply)
I do, yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:08, Reply)
YEW TREE

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:09, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2168927
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:10, Reply)
What about people who are more often than not still refered to
by a nickname from school even though they left that many years ago,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:43, Reply)
where is that loveable hockey prick anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:43, Reply)
That'll be yeti for me then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Give Monty his money back!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Fuck that
Yeti was more from college when I had long hair anyway
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Went to boarding school
abbreviated version of surname,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:49, Reply)
29?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:50, Reply)
That as my position for the masters
I wasn't allowed a 69
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 14:51, Reply)
QUADS

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:32, Reply)
played

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:51, Reply)
there are other prejudices that work just as well
someone who is selfish in other areas of life will be shit in bed, for example, and the converse is equally true.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:05, Reply)
I must be a fucking stud

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:08, Reply)
that's not what monty said

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:08, Reply)
He fucking loved it, the slag
Lusty too
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:09, Reply)
Spraying everywhere like a bust fire hydrant, I heard.
Like an Ibizan foam party, I heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:14, Reply)
His flaps almost swallowed me up

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:15, Reply)
Let it go now, Gill
He flounced weeks ago
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:08, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:09, Reply)
officegiggle

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:09, Reply)
You must be quite selfish.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:13, Reply)
She's like a scallop

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:15, Reply)
You have to open her up with a special tool.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Greggs hats

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:18, Reply)
bebbeh

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Always about sex with this one...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:13, Reply)
Not getting any by the sound of it

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:14, Reply)
virgin

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:18, Reply)
...on the ridiculous

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:19, Reply)
people with gaelic spelling of their name are utter cunts.
That's Scottish Gaelic as well as Irish.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Met an Aine a little while ago.
She was pretty hot. So, respectfully, I disagree.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:15, Reply)
soz, I specifically meant men.
I should have been clearer and I apologise.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:18, Reply)
OK, well let's not let this come between us

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:19, Reply)
I still feel the same way about you as I always have xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:20, Reply)
How unfortunate

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:23, Reply)
An Elva I saw for a few months was anything but

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:16, Reply)
I am discovering that people with our name
can easily gain a reputation for being a little slutty.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:20, Reply)
*high fives*
Tarts, the lot of us
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Everyone whose name starts with a vowel likes brussel sprouts or something
I dunno, what an odd kind of thing to have an opinion on, have we exhausted all other methods of labeling and prejudging people?
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:15, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Too much negative energy round here maaaaan

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Keeps the work day plodding along and helps to develop a thicker skin for the hardships of real life.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Where's the erroneous apostrophe?
U ok Hun? Xx
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:24, Reply)
It's a learning curve

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:27, Reply)
Anyone who deliberately doesn't drink is untrustworthy, unless they're a recovering alcoholic.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:16, Reply)
this^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Or is Muslim

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:18, Reply)
and therefore, still untrustworthy

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:19, Reply)
this gay gets it

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:19, Reply)
I set them up, Gayson knocks them in.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:20, Reply)
9.8/10 for Gayson

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Normally the other way round when Im out with my hetero pals.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:22, Reply)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Not that I fuck them... I mean I help get them in with women.
*hides Rohypnol*
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:22, Reply)
untrustworthy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Bongobongoland type names,
generally blow themselves up. Or other things up.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:26, Reply)
someone do a new thread
this one smells like dozer. a sort of blending of hamster shit and despair.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:27, Reply)
You do one

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:28, Reply)
I was gonna say you sporters

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Done

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:38, Reply)
Nah fuck that
Time to go innit
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:28, Reply)
The day keeps getting better!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:29, Reply)
I might have a little lurk when I'm in the pub in a bit

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:29, Reply)
In before the strikethrough

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:30, Reply)
I promise not to slag you off

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:30, Reply)
He's got his fingers crossed!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:32, Reply)
what a cunt eh

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:32, Reply)
I hope a helicopter goes through the roof

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Call of Clutha

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:34, Reply)
*Lovecrafts*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:37, Reply)
Good grief

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:46, Reply)

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