alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:52, 131 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

fuck off

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Season's Greetings Plummy Pudding.
How's you and cloth cap land?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:57, Reply)

I wouldn't call York cloth cap land.
Historic innit.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:59, Reply)

I wouldn't call York cloth cap land.
Historic innit.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:59, Reply)

Only in the middle

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Alright, you've made your point

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:02, Reply)

Internet stutter innit.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:17, Reply)

alright yer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:10, Reply)

I've been to York
It's like we're siblings
( Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:14, Reply)

Wasn't talking to you, him up there^^

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 10:58, Reply)

alright?
alright?
alright.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:05, Reply)

OK "Barrymore"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:07, Reply)

I swim quite well thank you very much

( Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Alright at the back(stroke)

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:08, Reply)

You guys are certainly making a lot of jokes I don't get here
I never watched Barrymore do anything because he seemed awful
( Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:14, Reply)

Awight at the back?

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:14, Reply)

if you don't have anything interesting to say
don't say anything at all, mm-kay?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:17, Reply)

If only.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:19, Reply)

That was interesting.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:19, Reply)

the day that b3ta died :(

( Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:20, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Alright.
Only 2 more snuffles until Crispytoes!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:17, Reply)

CRIMBLEPLOPS YAAAY

( Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:19, Reply)

I had presents yesterday, unlucky losers!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:20, Reply)

In that you received some unlucky losers, the recipients were unlucky losers, you're an unlucky losers, or we're unlucky losers?
Enquiring minds and all that.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:22, Reply)

Everything apart from me being an unlucky loser.
Hope that clears it up.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Like an anti-biotic cream.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:46, Reply)

We're all winners here.
(That leaves him)
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Yes.
Like everyone at the Special Olympics.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Alroght

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:19, Reply)

Oh fock!

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:19, Reply)

What's with using the letter'o' frogface? Have I missed out on a cool injoke? Have I have I?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:24, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2173726#post2173729
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:26, Reply)

wow that was an epically shit storey

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:45, Reply)

I never actually read it all.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:50, Reply)

I can just imagine the OP telling it to his equally tedious "mates" at the top of his voice

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Somebody put on my Facewound wall
a site called, "Only Irish people would get this."
Bit focken roicist I thought.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:22, Reply)

Was it a pic of Rory's mums dripping gash?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Yer but I didn't get it.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:25, Reply)

nor does rory

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:25, Reply)

actually i did LOL thinking about you at the weekend
in waitrose on high st ken and being held up by the irritating man in front of us (which is why I thought of you) who wanted finlandia vodka, but they couldn't get the security lid off the bottle. it was the last bottle in the shop, and he rejected the alternative brands. eventually he said he'd take it as it was and get it off himself.

the cashier protested, saying he would really struggle. "no I won't," the customer said, snatching his precioussss. "i'm Scottish. i'll just bite it off."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:25, Reply)

Is it made by Sebelius?
Littlebitofculturelols.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Sibelius, you philistine.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:35, Reply)

Fuck I meant Baithoven

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Shurely Bark or Handle at Christlemuss?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Not into Baroque much.
More of a Romantic me.
I like me Worjack (Geordy Czech), Smeterner, that Mendel's boy but favouritely the aforementioned Ludvig Van
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:02, Reply)

Actually he said "I'll use my teeth"
Hth xx
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Dangerous strategy there Froglet.
Correcting her indoors and hoping it helps!
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:29, Reply)

I think I'm in the clear as I'm not seeing her for a week or so, she'll have forgotten by then.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:30, Reply)

he won't be allowed indoors at this rate

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:33, Reply)

I'm gonna need those presents back in that case. ITS OVER!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:35, Reply)

Anyone who works in the legal profession will tell you
that gifts cannot be claimed back mate.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:36, Reply)

Awwww shit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:39, Reply)

so are you two bumping uglies on a regular basis now?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Clicked for a chuckle right there!

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Define 'regular'....

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Are you doing it right now?

( Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:44, Reply)

No, I'm eating Tangfastics and watching lizard lick towing

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:45, Reply)

ah, sent you a home video eh
nice
( Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Well, it is xmas ;)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:47, Reply)

the cyclically similar expulsion of feces from your bowels

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Yes it's roughly and handily in sync with that.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:48, Reply)

if you were gonz this would claim to be having sex 72 times a day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:50, Reply)

and sometimes slowly having sex constantly all day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:50, Reply)

I can only dream of that lifestyle :(
Or maybe not if I continue stuffing jelly sweets down my gob.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:51, Reply)

he's not that ugly
and i'm hawt
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:03, Reply)

Thanks?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:05, Reply)

that'll be the menopause

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:07, Reply)

pfffft
but just for that, I hope your wife's clashes with your daughter's adolescence. heh heh heh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:08, Reply)

bored...
Excel is doing my nut in
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Use conditional formatting to make the cells Christmassy colours

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:44, Reply)

done that already
Many are red :(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Use MOAR green

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:46, Reply)

OH GOD WHY AM I AT WORK THIS IS AWFUL
SOOOOOOOO BORING LOL
( Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:43, Reply)

It's because you are a Godless heathen, Theodore O'Bhan.
Your nightly sins have not gone unnoticed.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:45, Reply)

My nightly sin is that I wake myself up by farting

( Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:47, Reply)

by sound, smell or violence?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:48, Reply)

yes

( Theoban What of it, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:48, Reply)

I see

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:49, Reply)

oh do you now?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:52, Reply)

Just got to a buffet starting at 12.00 there's 5 of us and they've catered for about 50.
Fucking tables full.Im going to be a chav and get a doggy bag. :)
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:52, Reply)

no one would/could think any less of you for doing so

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:53, Reply)

Au contraire, mon brave.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:57, Reply)

It'll just get slung fuck it.Piles of nommy chicken and sausages

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Are you going to take it home and
put it in an already packed fridge?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:59, Reply)

Nah I'm off to the juicer quiz tonight
Itll supplement the usual inspired choice of ham, cheese and hamand cheese butties. Excuze me I'm about to start troughing.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:01, Reply)

Ring up the landlord and tell him you can cater the quiz for £50.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:02, Reply)

See up here I'd black bag the lot and take it to
me mate for his pigs.
/Country ramblings.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:04, Reply)

Dogging bags are a good idea. They should be more popliur over here.
It's common practice to ask for one in The States.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:58, Reply)

A bag that looks after all ones dogging needs.
Tissues, lube etc.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 11:59, Reply)

Moist wipes are an absolute must.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:00, Reply)

When one needs to wipe excrement from one's shaft.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:01, Reply)

Leaves it fresh for the next gob job off a stranger in a car park. It's basic manners really.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:03, Reply)

That was you was it?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:05, Reply)

Yes, I'm a gentleman you see.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:06, Reply)

I've only ever gone to watch.
Are you saying you're allowed to join in?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:05, Reply)

If you like ed, I'm easy

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:07, Reply)

So I've heard mate.,

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:11, Reply)

yep

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Dogging bag makez me think. ..

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:00, Reply)

I've just had my first wet shave at the barbers
I didn't like it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:09, Reply)

did he burn your neck?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:11, Reply)

I look like a shotgun went off in my face
Had a shave too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:13, Reply)

do you have sensitive skin you delicate little flowwr

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:12, Reply)

No, apparently I have stubble like nails

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:13, Reply)

Horrible procedure especially if
it was a cutthroat job.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:13, Reply)

It was
Having some dodgy bird from Benwell hold a cut throat to your neck is a bit too much like a Newcastle Christmas
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:14, Reply)

I don't like them either. NumberZero with the clippers once a week is fine.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:18, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:21, Reply)

fuck off

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:32, Reply)

You tell him other bear.
Fuck off dozer
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:36, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2174818
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Dec 2013, 12:35, Reply)