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	 Alright Frogtopic?
	Alright Frogtopic?
 	Lets talk about me and how awesome I am. Or if you prefer, talk about yourself and tell us why you think you're so fucking awesome, eh? Go on then, you self important pricks.
Alt: Tuesday is pretty close to mid week, how's your week going thus far?
Altalt: Why? and how can that even happen? I can't even begin to think.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 7:58,
	
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latest was 12 years ago)
 
	 I am commuting, but I didn't have a special south west trains ID card thing so had to buy a daily ticket for £64...
	I am commuting, but I didn't have a special south west trains ID card thing so had to buy a daily ticket for £64...
 	On the plus side I have a shed with water, power and work benches and a garage with space for more man crap
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:11,
	
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	 Man, you are AWESOME
	Man, you are AWESOME
 	Did  the move go alright then? NOT THAT I CARE
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:14,
	
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	 well the removal men didn't turn up and it was pissing with rain, apart from that it went very well
	well the removal men didn't turn up and it was pissing with rain, apart from that it went very well
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:35,
	
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	 Probably foreign. Lazy.
	Probably foreign. Lazy.
 	Anyway, GOOD :)
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:36,
	
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	 they were an all
	they were an all
 	Two hard working reliable white british chaps saved the day
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:40,
	
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	 How I long for a return to the BRITISH EMPIRE of the past.
	How I long for a return to the BRITISH EMPIRE of the past.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:45,
	
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	 alright
	alright
 	I turned down two interviews last week, have a job offer, and another interview on the 20th.
I believe the term is 'Purple Patch'.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:19,
	
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	 Coolio, you're totes GOING PLACES homey
	Coolio, you're totes GOING PLACES homey
 	#PROUD
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:21,
	
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	 one of the interviews was in Goole.
	one of the interviews was in Goole.
 	I didn't really fancy a ridiculous commute.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:24,
	
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	 Is the new one you are taking still in York?
	Is the new one you are taking still in York?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:25,
	
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	 Leeds
	Leeds
 	 Which is where I work at the moment. York isn't very good for jobs.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:37,
	
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	 Ridiculous commute?
	Ridiculous commute?  
 	It's 30 minutes in the car.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:33,
	
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	 But he's only got a skateboard :(
	But he's only got a skateboard :(
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:34,
	
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	 I don't drive
	I don't drive
 	It would be train to Doncaster, then another train on to Goole.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:38,
	
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	 You don't drive? I though you were straight?
	You don't drive? I though you were straight?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:38,
	
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	 Dozer gets buses AND trains, if you know what I mean
	Dozer gets buses AND trains, if you know what I mean
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:40,
	
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	 Terrible homophobic bullying here
	Terrible homophobic bullying here
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:42,
	
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	 You live in the arse hole end of nowhere and don't drive?
	You live in the arse hole end of nowhere and don't drive?  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:43,
	
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	 York's well connected for rail innit.
	York's well connected for rail innit.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:45,
	
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	 Clearly it isn't
	Clearly it isn't 
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:49,
	
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	 East Coast Main Line dude
	East Coast Main Line dude
 	Plus, Goole is a shit tip innit.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:52,
	
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	 ^UPSET AND GAY LIKE JASON^
	^UPSET AND GAY LIKE JASON^
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:43,
	
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	 oh man sick burn
	oh man sick burn
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:45,
	
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	 That's just where a bit of wee leaked out onto your lilac trousers.
	That's just where a bit of wee leaked out onto your lilac trousers.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:39,
	
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	 lilac trousers?
	lilac trousers?
 	You're thinking of Field Marshall Nakington-Smythe (Ret.).
An easy enough mistake to make.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:41,
	
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	 He'd totally wear lilac trousers
	He'd totally wear lilac trousers
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:42,
	
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	 with a houndstooth check jacket, royal blue shirt and a paisley cravat
	with a houndstooth check jacket, royal blue shirt and a paisley cravat
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:44,
	
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	 well this is rude
	well this is rude
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:43,
	
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	 how far out have you moved, Nakers?
	how far out have you moved, Nakers?
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:44,
	
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	 Winchester, 55min train to waterloo
	Winchester, 55min train to waterloo
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:50,
	
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	 isn't that Monty's neck of the woods?
	isn't that Monty's neck of the woods?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:53,
	
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	 They wouldn't have him back there now
	They wouldn't have him back there now
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:56,
	
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	 There are still loads of crusties
	There are still loads of crusties
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:57,
	
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	 Oh man, I hope you haven't moved in near any sandlewood smelly levellers fans
	Oh man, I hope you haven't moved in near any sandlewood smelly levellers fans
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:59,
	
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	 I spent Christmas in the Galapagos
	I spent Christmas in the Galapagos
 	Saw loads of animals, but no frogs oddly enough..
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BeatsWork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:31,
	
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	 That sounds GREAT
	That sounds GREAT
 	What did you see? I saw some parrots recently, that was BRILL.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:32,
	
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	 I saw a cockatoo
	I saw a cockatoo
 	In your mums mouth
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:37,
	
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	 Two? Could be hawkward.
	Two? Could be hawkward.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:41,
	
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	 Yeah,  might chaff-inch
	Yeah,  might chaff-inch
 	
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BeatsWork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:45,
	
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	 Tit
	Tit
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:49,
	
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	 *sp
	*sp
 	Aukward?
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BeatsWork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:47,
	
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 	Dived with Hammerhead, reef and Galapagos sharks.  Manta, Eagle and sting rays.
Marine and land iguanas. Snorkeled with seals, penguins and turtles.  Awesome stuff, and completely unconcerned about people being around.
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BeatsWork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:39,
	
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	 its top of my list of places to visit once I've got rid of the kids
	its top of my list of places to visit once I've got rid of the kids
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:41,
	
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 	Can't say enough good things about it. 
The islands are spectacular as well. 
Book ridiculously far in advance though, 10 months meant the first choices of ship were long booked out.
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BeatsWork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:44,
	
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	 I'd probably fly there to be honest
	I'd probably fly there to be honest
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:51,
	
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	 ACE! Hammerhead sharks are cool. I liked seeing them from a safe distance behind glass at London Aquarium.
	ACE! Hammerhead sharks are cool. I liked seeing them from a safe distance behind glass at London Aquarium.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:42,
	
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	 Ah man you swam with sting rays and didnt get Irwin'd
	Ah man you swam with sting rays and didnt get Irwin'd
 	Missed opportunity from our oceanic friends
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:53,
	
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	 The marine world clearly doesn't HATE BeatsWork like we do.
	The marine world clearly doesn't HATE BeatsWork like we do.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:55,
	
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	 I hope he gets killed by a land animal at Easter instead
	I hope he gets killed by a land animal at Easter instead
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:56,
	
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	 I hope he gets horse collared.
	I hope he gets horse collared.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:57,
	
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	 Bollocks
	Bollocks
 	Eagles are shit at diving. Their feathers get all wet and shit.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:28,
	
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	 Yeah
	Yeah
 	And Manta's haven't been cool since 1985,
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:50,
	
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	 Gone off parrots a bit
	Gone off parrots a bit
 	Bastards ate all my grapes whilst I was away.
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BeatsWork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:40,
	
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	 Altalt: I just wanted to see what it felt like.
	Altalt: I just wanted to see what it felt like.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:41,
	
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	 Well you shouldn't have done it, should you? You knew it was wrong.
	Well you shouldn't have done it, should you? You knew it was wrong.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:43,
	
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	 But it felt so right
	But it felt so right
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:44,
	
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	 Breached his restraining order again eh?
	Breached his restraining order again eh?
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:44,
	
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	 He's gone full Watkins
	He's gone full Watkins
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:47,
	
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	 Mega Lolz!
	Mega Lolz!
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:02,
	
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	 I don't know what everybody's getting so freaked out about.
	I don't know what everybody's getting so freaked out about.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:03,
	
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	 Tuesday is midweek for me this week. Lucky me.
	Tuesday is midweek for me this week. Lucky me.
 	Weeks going OK, got my new Limited Edition signed Chris Odgers book which either means nothing to you, or you know your illustrators. Either way I'm happy.
AltAlt, sorry my thumb slipped
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:45,
	
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	 As long as YOU are happy I'm fine with being ignorant to your 'book', whatever that is.
	As long as YOU are happy I'm fine with being ignorant to your 'book', whatever that is.
 	Altalt: OK, it didn't hurt.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:46,
	
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	 Its called The Boneyard Ballet
	Its called The Boneyard Ballet
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:49,
	
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	 You care!
	You care!
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:49,
	
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	 I like the skellingtons
	I like the skellingtons
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:49,
	
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	 You just like a good boning
	You just like a good boning
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:52,
	
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	 I do, 'Bone Shakers'
	I do, 'Bone Shakers'
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:54,
	
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	 Pre warning, this place will be even more shit on Thursday and Friday.
	Pre warning, this place will be even more shit on Thursday and Friday.
 	I don't go on B3ta unless I'm being paid to.
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:59,
	
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	 Sweet, thanks for letting me know, I might do some actual work those days.
	Sweet, thanks for letting me know, I might do some actual work those days.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:00,
	
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	 No problems babe
	No problems babe 
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:05,
	
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	 My week has been good so far.
	My week has been good so far.
 	I've sat around, watched films, eaten some large meals, had a massive shit and fucked about here.And already managed to upset someone. Nothing to do till Saturday.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:13,
	
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	 Keep living the dream dude.
	Keep living the dream dude.
 	Don't forget to wank yourself stupid.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:15,
	
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	 He appears to have already achieved that
	He appears to have already achieved that
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:18,
	
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	 You're right, Secondbesttroll *is* a stupid wanker.
	You're right, Secondbesttroll *is* a stupid wanker.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:20,
	
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	 he's alright, this one
	he's alright, this one
 	by which I mean, he's not rory with yet another username
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:21,
	
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	 I think secondbesttroll might be a decent chap
	 
 	I think secondbesttroll might be a decent chap
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:22,
	
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	 Shh, don't tell him
	 
 	Shh, don't tell him
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:24,
	
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	 I'm ace mate.
	I'm ace mate.
 	A well hung greedy stallion.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:27,
	
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	 So does Mrs Besttroll know that you have signed up for an account on here, or are you using it to surreptitiously monitor her?
	So does Mrs Besttroll know that you have signed up for an account on here, or are you using it to surreptitiously monitor her?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:30,
	
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	 She doesn't no.
	She doesn't no.
 	She will probably find out though.  She actually isn't called besttroll.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:34,
	
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	 Wait, you've signed up for an account using a pseudonym?
	Wait, you've signed up for an account using a pseudonym?
 	Of all the underhanded things... 
You'd expect a doctor to be more honest.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:38,
	
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	 Just go on /links, post a message asking which bitch is married to a GP and we can 'out' him
	Just go on /links, post a message asking which bitch is married to a GP and we can 'out' him
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:39,
	
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	 As I say I'm sure she'll find out. It's no biggie
	As I say I'm sure she'll find out. It's no biggie
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:44,
	
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	 I wouldn't do that to you, you're my favourite new person after Stibbins.
	I wouldn't do that to you, you're my favourite new person after Stibbins.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:45,
	
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	 Gaygaygay.
	Gaygaygay.
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:46,
	
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	 Is Rory bearpookie also? He has a few usernames?
	Is Rory bearpookie also? He has a few usernames?
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:26,
	
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	 there is real bearpookie
	there is real bearpookie
 	and then there is rorypookie. he has a fair few accounts, that one.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:28,
	
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	 Less  confused now thanks.
	Less  confused now thanks. 
 	I wondered why you called him Rory
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:31,
	
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	 it's what your mum calls him, so i hear
	it's what your mum calls him, so i hear
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:40,
	
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	 his first username was rory lyon
	his first username was rory lyon
 	that was 5 or 6 bannings ago, though.
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 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner
 The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:45,
	
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	 I don't think that was his first.
	I don't think that was his first.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:46,
	
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	 i think he told all of us that we were his first
	i think he told all of us that we were his first
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:49,
	
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	 bearpookieincrediblylongname? yes
	bearpookieincrediblylongname? yes
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:29,
	
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	 you're quite good at manly things, like washing machines and lightbulbs, i suppose
	you're quite good at manly things, like washing machines and lightbulbs, i suppose
 	my awesomeness is self-explanatory.
alt: urrrrrgh to being back at work. plus, yesterday was eerily quiet, so am expecting today/tomorrow to be awful.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:17,
	
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	 And cooker hoods, and clocks, and heating controls.........
	And cooker hoods, and clocks, and heating controls.........
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:20,
	
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	 that's what men are FOR
	that's what men are FOR
 	women can't be expected to trouble their busy minds with shit like that
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:21,
	
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	 Were you not striking yesterday?
	Were you not striking yesterday?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:25,
	
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	 no
	no
 	because I am not a barrister and I do not practice criminal law in the crown court.
and it's not 1970.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:29,
	
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	 I read this as:
	I read this as:
 	 am not a barrister and I do not practice criminal law in the crown court.
 and it's not 1970.  have no principles
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:31,
	
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	 well duh
	well duh
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:32,
	
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	 Jesus, if you think lightbulbs are manly
	Jesus, if you think lightbulbs are manly
 	it's no wonder you struggle with pulling decent men
/no offence froggers.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:30,
	
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	 they are when it involves incredibly high ceilings and a wobbly stepladder and complicated spotlight things
	they are when it involves incredibly high ceilings and a wobbly stepladder and complicated spotlight things
 	obviously I can cope with the ordinary sort. I change all my own lamps and everything.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:31,
	
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	 But not a battery in a clock.
	But not a battery in a clock.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:32,
	
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	 I DIDN'T HAVE ANY BATTERIES
 	 i'd used them all in my vibrator because like mick jagger said...
	I DIDN'T HAVE ANY BATTERIES
 	 i'd used them all in my vibrator because like mick jagger said...
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:32,
	
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	 "You can't always get what you want...
	"You can't always get what you want...
 	but if you try sometimes, you might find that you get what you need"
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:36,
	
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	 no, about painting a red door black
	no, about painting a red door black
 	GOD, YOU ALWAYS GET IT WRONG.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:37,
	
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	 Jeepers!
	Jeepers!
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:37,
	
Reply)
 
	 Creepers!
	Creepers!
 	Where d'you get those Peepers?
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:40,
	
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	 www.youtube.com/watch?v=J25Q5zvjzoQ
	 
 	www.youtube.com/watch?v=J25Q5zvjzoQ
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:40,
	
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	 "you can bleed all over me" ?
	"you can bleed all over me" ?
 	
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:46,
	
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	 No wonder she's always late for work
	No wonder she's always late for work
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:32,
	
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	 ^^^^
	^^^^
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:33,
	
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	 so your issue is that ladders are manly?
	so your issue is that ladders are manly?
 	
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:32,
	
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	 you're not my real ladder
	you're not my real ladder
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:33,
	
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	 well, duh.
	well, duh.
 	Your real ladder probably never asked you to do 
that.
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:34,
	
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	 what, climb on, balance on top, and screw?
	what, climb on, balance on top, and screw?
 	I should hope NOT.
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:34,
	
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	 just as long as you don't confuse a bayonet for a screw, hmm?
	just as long as you don't confuse a bayonet for a screw, hmm?
 	
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:36,
	
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	 oh, that's your excuse
	oh, that's your excuse
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:37,
	
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	 no, my excuse is that the fitting is too small for the bulb.
	no, my excuse is that the fitting is too small for the bulb.
 	
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:41,
	
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	 that would explain why your bulb never gets blown
	that would explain why your bulb never gets blown
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:42,
	
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	 :(
	:(
 	
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:43,
	
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	 FUNNILY ENOUGH SHE DID CONFUSE A GU5.3 FOR A GU10 LOLOLOL!!!11!11!1
	FUNNILY ENOUGH SHE DID CONFUSE A GU5.3 FOR A GU10 LOLOLOL!!!11!11!1
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:37,
	
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	 Oh, froggers. I don't know how you put up with it.
	Oh, froggers. I don't know how you put up with it.
 	
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:42,
	
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	 It's getting embarrassing tbh
	It's getting embarrassing tbh
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:43,
	
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	 I'm awesome because I'm absolutely fucking PLOUGHING through the work we've got on
	I'm awesome because I'm absolutely fucking PLOUGHING through the work we've got on
 	We weren't expecting to have caught up until end of next week, will be sorted by end of tomorrow. Considering I spent two days last week doing 2 other people's jobs, I'd say this is rather good.
Alt: Not too bad thanks, the lad that attacked me is in court today, wondering what slap on the wrist he's going to get. Ah well.
	(
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora
 Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:25,
	
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 	the work we've got on your mum
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:30,
	
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	 Simple effective and nicely seasoned
	Simple effective and nicely seasoned
 	8/10
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:53,
	
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	 Tuesday's not a day for complex humour, Bonz old chap.
	Tuesday's not a day for complex humour, Bonz old chap.
 	
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 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side
 the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:56,
	
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	 Mornin' Froggers, O/T - how are we all?
	Mornin' Froggers, O/T - how are we all?
 	I'm awesome - too many reasons to mention really. 
Alt: Work's started well except I have to go to Anglesey tomorrow. This may not be a good thing.
Altalt: Look, in the heat of the moment I just missed, OK!
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:34,
	
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	 NO ASIA CHAT
	NO ASIA CHAT
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:35,
	
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	 Wut?
	Wut?
 	
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:41,
	
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	 HEAT OF THE MOMENT
	HEAT OF THE MOMENT
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:45,
	
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	 Ah!
	Ah!
 	Forgive my poor old addled brain.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:48,
	
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	 ~
	~
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:35,
	
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	 TRUDAT
	TRUDAT
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:35,
	
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	 I wasn't going to say it, but I'm glad I did
	I wasn't going to say it, but I'm glad I did
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:37,
	
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	 It needed saying, and we are all the better for it. Thanks TH xx
	It needed saying, and we are all the better for it. Thanks TH xx
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:38,
	
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	 Who's this?
	Who's this?
 	
	(
 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:40,
	
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	 HAHAHA!
	HAHAHA! 
 	
	(
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:41,
	
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	 the one in the hat, I mean
	the one in the hat, I mean
 	
	(
 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:41,
	
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	 Bear Pookie
	Bear Pookie
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:42,
	
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	 Aha
	Aha
 	Well Macauly approves
	(
 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:42,
	
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	 Excellent
	Excellent
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:50,
	
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	 i have to say
	i have to say
 	this is rather good
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:53,
	
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	 Populol page innit, the sign of quality
	Populol page innit, the sign of quality
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:53,
	
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	 TH.
	TH.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:41,
	
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	 TUiB
	TUiB
 	x
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:42,
	
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	 I trust 2014 finds you in good health?
	I trust 2014 finds you in good health?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:46,
	
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	 Well you know
	Well you know
 	I'm still clinging on to life. Will I make it to 2015? Time will tell.
You?
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:47,
	
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	 You should be reassured to learn that we now have our own board doctor.
	You should be reassured to learn that we now have our own board doctor.
 	I've no doubt he'll see you right if you have any concerns.
I'm always in good health. I'm starting to suspect I may be immortal.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:55,
	
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	 Im always happt to see new  clients
	Im always happt to see new  clients
 	
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:05,
	
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	 Why is my big toe numb on the end? It's not diabetes.
	Why is my big toe numb on the end? It's not diabetes.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:05,
	
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	 because you won't take it to the doctor, you muppet
	because you won't take it to the doctor, you muppet
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:07,
	
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	 Cancer.
	Cancer.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot
 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:07,
	
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	 oi! Tangletronic!
	oi! Tangletronic!
 	Did you check out the Phantasy website?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:55,
	
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	 Er yeah I did
	Er yeah I did
 	Still ent bought it though
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:58,
	
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	 you prick
	you prick
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:01,
	
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	 It's raining.
	It's raining.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:04,
	
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