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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Alright Frogtopic?
Lets talk about me and how awesome I am. Or if you prefer, talk about yourself and tell us why you think you're so fucking awesome, eh? Go on then, you self important pricks.
Alt: Tuesday is pretty close to mid week, how's your week going thus far?
Altalt: Why? and how can that even happen? I can't even begin to think.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 7:58, 158 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I am commuting, but I didn't have a special south west trains ID card thing so had to buy a daily ticket for £64...
On the plus side I have a shed with water, power and work benches and a garage with space for more man crap
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:11, Reply)
Man, you are AWESOME
Did the move go alright then? NOT THAT I CARE
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:14, Reply)
well the removal men didn't turn up and it was pissing with rain, apart from that it went very well

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:35, Reply)
Probably foreign. Lazy.
Anyway, GOOD :)
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:36, Reply)
they were an all
Two hard working reliable white british chaps saved the day
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:40, Reply)
How I long for a return to the BRITISH EMPIRE of the past.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:45, Reply)
alright
I turned down two interviews last week, have a job offer, and another interview on the 20th.

I believe the term is 'Purple Patch'.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:19, Reply)
Coolio, you're totes GOING PLACES homey
#PROUD
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:21, Reply)
one of the interviews was in Goole.
I didn't really fancy a ridiculous commute.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:24, Reply)
Is the new one you are taking still in York?

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:25, Reply)
Leeds
Which is where I work at the moment. York isn't very good for jobs.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:37, Reply)
Ridiculous commute?
It's 30 minutes in the car.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:33, Reply)
But he's only got a skateboard :(

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:34, Reply)
I don't drive
It would be train to Doncaster, then another train on to Goole.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:38, Reply)
You don't drive? I though you were straight?

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:38, Reply)
Dozer gets buses AND trains, if you know what I mean

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:40, Reply)
Terrible homophobic bullying here

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:42, Reply)
You live in the arse hole end of nowhere and don't drive?

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:43, Reply)
York's well connected for rail innit.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:45, Reply)
Clearly it isn't

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:49, Reply)
East Coast Main Line dude
Plus, Goole is a shit tip innit.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:52, Reply)
^UPSET AND GAY LIKE JASON^

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:43, Reply)
oh man sick burn

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:45, Reply)
That's just where a bit of wee leaked out onto your lilac trousers.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:39, Reply)
lilac trousers?
You're thinking of Field Marshall Nakington-Smythe (Ret.).

An easy enough mistake to make.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:41, Reply)
He'd totally wear lilac trousers

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:42, Reply)
with a houndstooth check jacket, royal blue shirt and a paisley cravat

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:44, Reply)
well this is rude

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:43, Reply)
how far out have you moved, Nakers?

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:44, Reply)
Winchester, 55min train to waterloo

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:50, Reply)
isn't that Monty's neck of the woods?

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:53, Reply)
They wouldn't have him back there now

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:56, Reply)
There are still loads of crusties

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:57, Reply)
Oh man, I hope you haven't moved in near any sandlewood smelly levellers fans

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:59, Reply)
I spent Christmas in the Galapagos

Saw loads of animals, but no frogs oddly enough..
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:31, Reply)
That sounds GREAT
What did you see? I saw some parrots recently, that was BRILL.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:32, Reply)
I saw a cockatoo
In your mums mouth
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:37, Reply)
Two? Could be hawkward.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:41, Reply)
Yeah, might chaff-inch

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:45, Reply)
Tit

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:49, Reply)
*sp
Aukward?
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:47, Reply)

Dived with Hammerhead, reef and Galapagos sharks. Manta, Eagle and sting rays.
Marine and land iguanas. Snorkeled with seals, penguins and turtles. Awesome stuff, and completely unconcerned about people being around.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:39, Reply)
its top of my list of places to visit once I've got rid of the kids

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:41, Reply)

Can't say enough good things about it.
The islands are spectacular as well.
Book ridiculously far in advance though, 10 months meant the first choices of ship were long booked out.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:44, Reply)
I'd probably fly there to be honest

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:51, Reply)
ACE! Hammerhead sharks are cool. I liked seeing them from a safe distance behind glass at London Aquarium.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:42, Reply)
Ah man you swam with sting rays and didnt get Irwin'd
Missed opportunity from our oceanic friends
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:53, Reply)
The marine world clearly doesn't HATE BeatsWork like we do.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:55, Reply)
I hope he gets killed by a land animal at Easter instead

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:56, Reply)
I hope he gets horse collared.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:57, Reply)
Bollocks
Eagles are shit at diving. Their feathers get all wet and shit.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:28, Reply)
Yeah
And Manta's haven't been cool since 1985,
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:50, Reply)
Gone off parrots a bit
Bastards ate all my grapes whilst I was away.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:40, Reply)
Altalt: I just wanted to see what it felt like.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:41, Reply)
Well you shouldn't have done it, should you? You knew it was wrong.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:43, Reply)
But it felt so right

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:44, Reply)
Breached his restraining order again eh?

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:44, Reply)
He's gone full Watkins

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:47, Reply)
Mega Lolz!

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:02, Reply)
I don't know what everybody's getting so freaked out about.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:03, Reply)
Tuesday is midweek for me this week. Lucky me.
Weeks going OK, got my new Limited Edition signed Chris Odgers book which either means nothing to you, or you know your illustrators. Either way I'm happy.

AltAlt, sorry my thumb slipped
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:45, Reply)
As long as YOU are happy I'm fine with being ignorant to your 'book', whatever that is.
Altalt: OK, it didn't hurt.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:46, Reply)
Its called The Boneyard Ballet

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:49, Reply)
You care!

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:49, Reply)
I like the skellingtons

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:49, Reply)
You just like a good boning

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:52, Reply)
I do, 'Bone Shakers'

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:54, Reply)
Pre warning, this place will be even more shit on Thursday and Friday.
I don't go on B3ta unless I'm being paid to.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 8:59, Reply)
Sweet, thanks for letting me know, I might do some actual work those days.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:00, Reply)
No problems babe

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:05, Reply)
My week has been good so far.
I've sat around, watched films, eaten some large meals, had a massive shit and fucked about here.And already managed to upset someone. Nothing to do till Saturday.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:13, Reply)
Keep living the dream dude.
Don't forget to wank yourself stupid.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:15, Reply)
He appears to have already achieved that

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:18, Reply)
You're right, Secondbesttroll *is* a stupid wanker.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:20, Reply)
he's alright, this one
by which I mean, he's not rory with yet another username
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:21, Reply)

I think secondbesttroll might be a decent chap
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:22, Reply)

Shh, don't tell him
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:24, Reply)
I'm ace mate.
A well hung greedy stallion.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:27, Reply)
So does Mrs Besttroll know that you have signed up for an account on here, or are you using it to surreptitiously monitor her?

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:30, Reply)
She doesn't no.
She will probably find out though. She actually isn't called besttroll.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:34, Reply)
Wait, you've signed up for an account using a pseudonym?
Of all the underhanded things...
You'd expect a doctor to be more honest.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:38, Reply)
Just go on /links, post a message asking which bitch is married to a GP and we can 'out' him

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:39, Reply)
As I say I'm sure she'll find out. It's no biggie

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:44, Reply)
I wouldn't do that to you, you're my favourite new person after Stibbins.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:45, Reply)
Gaygaygay.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:46, Reply)
Is Rory bearpookie also? He has a few usernames?

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:26, Reply)
there is real bearpookie
and then there is rorypookie. he has a fair few accounts, that one.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:28, Reply)
Less confused now thanks.
I wondered why you called him Rory
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:31, Reply)
it's what your mum calls him, so i hear

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:40, Reply)
his first username was rory lyon
that was 5 or 6 bannings ago, though.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:45, Reply)
I don't think that was his first.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:46, Reply)
i think he told all of us that we were his first

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:49, Reply)
bearpookieincrediblylongname? yes

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:29, Reply)
you're quite good at manly things, like washing machines and lightbulbs, i suppose
my awesomeness is self-explanatory.

alt: urrrrrgh to being back at work. plus, yesterday was eerily quiet, so am expecting today/tomorrow to be awful.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:17, Reply)
And cooker hoods, and clocks, and heating controls.........

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:20, Reply)
that's what men are FOR
women can't be expected to trouble their busy minds with shit like that
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:21, Reply)
Were you not striking yesterday?

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:25, Reply)
no
because I am not a barrister and I do not practice criminal law in the crown court.

and it's not 1970.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:29, Reply)
I read this as:
am not a barrister and I do not practice criminal law in the crown court.

and it's not 1970.
have no principles
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:31, Reply)
well duh

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:32, Reply)
Jesus, if you think lightbulbs are manly
it's no wonder you struggle with pulling decent men

/no offence froggers.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:30, Reply)
they are when it involves incredibly high ceilings and a wobbly stepladder and complicated spotlight things
obviously I can cope with the ordinary sort. I change all my own lamps and everything.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:31, Reply)
But not a battery in a clock.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:32, Reply)
I DIDN'T HAVE ANY BATTERIES
i'd used them all in my vibrator because like mick jagger said...
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:32, Reply)
"You can't always get what you want...
but if you try sometimes, you might find that you get what you need"
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:36, Reply)
no, about painting a red door black
GOD, YOU ALWAYS GET IT WRONG.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:37, Reply)
Jeepers!

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:37, Reply)
Creepers!
Where d'you get those Peepers?
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:40, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=J25Q5zvjzoQ
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:40, Reply)
"you can bleed all over me" ?

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:46, Reply)
No wonder she's always late for work

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:32, Reply)
^^^^

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:33, Reply)
so your issue is that ladders are manly?

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:32, Reply)
you're not my real ladder

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:33, Reply)
well, duh.
Your real ladder probably never asked you to do that.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:34, Reply)
what, climb on, balance on top, and screw?
I should hope NOT.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:34, Reply)
just as long as you don't confuse a bayonet for a screw, hmm?

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:36, Reply)
oh, that's your excuse

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:37, Reply)
no, my excuse is that the fitting is too small for the bulb.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:41, Reply)
that would explain why your bulb never gets blown

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:42, Reply)
:(

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:43, Reply)
FUNNILY ENOUGH SHE DID CONFUSE A GU5.3 FOR A GU10 LOLOLOL!!!11!11!1

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:37, Reply)
Oh, froggers. I don't know how you put up with it.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:42, Reply)
It's getting embarrassing tbh

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:43, Reply)
I'm awesome because I'm absolutely fucking PLOUGHING through the work we've got on
We weren't expecting to have caught up until end of next week, will be sorted by end of tomorrow. Considering I spent two days last week doing 2 other people's jobs, I'd say this is rather good.

Alt: Not too bad thanks, the lad that attacked me is in court today, wondering what slap on the wrist he's going to get. Ah well.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:25, Reply)

the work we've got on your mum
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:30, Reply)
Simple effective and nicely seasoned
8/10
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:53, Reply)
Tuesday's not a day for complex humour, Bonz old chap.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:56, Reply)
Mornin' Froggers, O/T - how are we all?
I'm awesome - too many reasons to mention really.
Alt: Work's started well except I have to go to Anglesey tomorrow. This may not be a good thing.
Altalt: Look, in the heat of the moment I just missed, OK!
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:34, Reply)
NO ASIA CHAT

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:35, Reply)
Wut?

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:41, Reply)
HEAT OF THE MOMENT

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:45, Reply)
Ah!
Forgive my poor old addled brain.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:48, Reply)
~

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:35, Reply)
TRUDAT

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:35, Reply)
I wasn't going to say it, but I'm glad I did

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:37, Reply)
It needed saying, and we are all the better for it. Thanks TH xx

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:38, Reply)
Who's this?

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:40, Reply)
HAHAHA!

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:41, Reply)
the one in the hat, I mean

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:41, Reply)
Bear Pookie

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:42, Reply)
Aha
Well Macauly approves
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:42, Reply)
Excellent

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:50, Reply)
i have to say
this is rather good
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:53, Reply)
Populol page innit, the sign of quality

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:53, Reply)
TH.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:41, Reply)
TUiB
x
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:42, Reply)
I trust 2014 finds you in good health?

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:46, Reply)
Well you know
I'm still clinging on to life. Will I make it to 2015? Time will tell.

You?
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:47, Reply)
You should be reassured to learn that we now have our own board doctor.
I've no doubt he'll see you right if you have any concerns.

I'm always in good health. I'm starting to suspect I may be immortal.
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:55, Reply)
Im always happt to see new clients

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:05, Reply)
Why is my big toe numb on the end? It's not diabetes.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:05, Reply)
because you won't take it to the doctor, you muppet

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:07, Reply)
Cancer.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:07, Reply)
oi! Tangletronic!
Did you check out the Phantasy website?
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:55, Reply)
Er yeah I did
Still ent bought it though
(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:58, Reply)
you prick

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:01, Reply)
It's raining.

(, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 10:04, Reply)

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