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Dreams can come true.
Do you lot dream vividly? I always remember my dreams and they are ALWAYS a bit odd. Just last night me and a few mates were being chased through the Arndale by a massive T-Rex.
Alt. Relationship news link. Seems gays are happier. Saying that our relationships often sour quicker! Mind, this whole board is a plethora of relationship wins and fails, so I suppose it's what you make it.
www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-key-to-a-happy-relationship-be-gay-or-childless-or-make-tea-9057349.htmlAltAlt. Alright? Is your heart still in this delightful grey message board?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:31,
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latest was 11 years ago)
Other people's dreams are always fascinating
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:36,
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You'll not find a more attentive listener than myself when faced with the conversation-opener..
"Oh, I've got to tell you about the dream I had last night..."
No siree.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:39,
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Thanks for your input 'Bill Clay'
My other half sent me an interpretation by text, so fuck you!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:40,
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bit harsh.
Apologies ' Bill Clay '
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:42,
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No worries
When it comes to dreams like that I think you can only rely on the opinion of those close to you. If friends say it's fine and friends say it's good then I wouldn't worry about it too much.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:46,
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I never really look into mine. It's just your sub conscious.
If you are concerned about something in your life, then you will probably dream about it. Stands to reason.
I live in constant fear of dinosaur attacks in public spaces.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:52,
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clickin' dis, I liked what you did here
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:58,
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It was just like rock n roll
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:59,
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I like that one they did where they stole the riff from Cigarettes and Alcohol
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:01,
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I like real music, like oasis, the enemy, kasabian, weller (obvs)
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:02,
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ocean colour scene, cast, dodgy, blur, the verve
I have very eclectic tastes.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:04,
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I quite like that kuler shaker
apart from when they do all that bud bud ding ding stuff
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:24,
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HELLOSIR?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:36,
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being chased by a dinosaur may reflect old issues coming back to haunt you. Apparently.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:39,
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65 million year old issues
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:52,
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dream interpretation is nonsense by the way
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:58,
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quite
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:43,
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I fucking love my dreams most of the time, but I mostly forget them within a few moments of waking up.
They always seem so important at the time though.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:42,
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People with boring lives are more prone to vivid dreaming as the brain requires stimulation. I rarely dream.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:44,
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it's because you don't eat enough cheese
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:45,
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yeah i made that up too
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:45,
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Have you been reading 'Convenient Theories For You' magazine again?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:53,
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link plz
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:53,
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he edits it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:53,
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this is funny because it's coming from you
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:59,
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wowzers your dreams are wild, that must make you a really interesting person
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:44,
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almost as interesting as /talk eh? eh? yeah.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:46,
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i think he was being totally serious
I don't know why you have to be so cynical
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:47,
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it's because i am intrinsically a negative person
+ jason is OURS to bully, we shouldn't let just anyone join in
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:48,
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I ent scared of The Doveston.
Far too much to comment on.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:34,
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i hate it when you have an unpleasant dream and wake up feeling all depressed even though you KNOW it's stupid
last night I dreamed that I had a really nasty massive row with one of my best friends, I was upset all morning.
alt: women are a million times easier than men. if I could be gay, I would be.
altalt: it was better last week. have the glory days slipped by so fast?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:44,
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Women's dreams are shit
Yeah, of course its my fault I was nasty to you.... IN A FUCKING DREAM
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:53,
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has that ever happened, outside "friends" ?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:13,
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Yep
See also: laughing at the Mrs when she says something in her sleep then her getting annoyed at you for laughing
The phrase: "Are you drawing on the ceiling in pencil?"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:17,
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Well? Were you?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:23,
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I was not, sir
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:31,
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Well. You might say that, but what is the one thing missing from a gay relationship to make them happier..?
Nagging harpies.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:30,
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a e
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:31,
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Nobody dreams about me
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:53,
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Nice one, IT guy
We dont all have spotify
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:55,
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I do, it's open now as it is everyday, but that link don't work. Probably shit anyway.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:55,
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Try clicking on the play button
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:56,
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Yeah, like thats a real thing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:58,
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Mrs Cow always has horrible/unpleasant dreams
Mine are always full of cool shit
I love this place like a mong child. I'll never leave
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:54,
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child tiger
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:55,
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\o/
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:58,
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Gays can be happy,
but they are usually happier when cured.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:55,
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Jesus is happy when a gay is cured.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:59,
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He uses his palm holes for a downhill skiing wankathon
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:00,
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Swipe's weekend
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:03,
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You are spending time apart aren't you?
Her up a mountain somewhere?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:05,
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Yeah, good innit
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:05,
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that's how relationships work best
with plenty of healthy time apart
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:13,
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^TGGI^
:(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:14,
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+behind the bins
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:14,
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I only really see mine on a weekend.
Over a year on and we've not even had a slight disagreement.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:35,
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its not really going anywhere though is it jason?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:37,
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Where is it meant to go?
We're both blissfully happy. I look forward to my weekends more.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:42,
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Yeah, I suppose it the best you can expect from an abnormal and deviant lifestyle and relationship
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:44,
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Oh, YOU!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:46,
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i'm surprised he hasn't been asking you for tips
he's into some kinky shit, that amphibious one
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:48,
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it's going a bit too far for me
but I know quite a few couples in London who have two separate houses, or where one spouse commutes midweek. keeps it fresh, so they say.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:46,
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they must be really happy together
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:51,
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they really seem to be
it wouldn't work for everyone, but it seems to work for them
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:55,
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its a bit weird and thus something you'd probably want to do
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:56,
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to be fair, they are mostly older couples on second marriages
I can see why it works not to have to spend all your time with someone else's kids
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:16,
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Im not against the thought of him living with me at all.
I doubt much would change, and it would be cheaper!
Too soon now though. I've learned not to rush things. Maybe after another year.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:56,
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Some Christian therapists sincerely believe this.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:03,
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And they're right to, gays are an abomination to The Lord
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:04,
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Fuck that. if a cure was available tomorrow I wouldn't.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:31,
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have I ever told you to get fucked and that I hope you get pancreatic cancer?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 12:57,
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What's your favourite type of cancer?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:00,
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colorectal squamous cell
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:01,
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he said cancer, not underground indie band
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:39,
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SERIOUS
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:16,
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*Dances*
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:19,
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You're being exceptionally lovely to me today.
I bet I was in your dreams last night, (mong) tiger.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:32,
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er no, soz
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:37,
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(mong) tiger battered
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:45,
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There's a great deal of psychobabble talked about dreams.
They're just random crap floating around, powered by cheese and alcohol.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:00,
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This explains why mine are ace!
Thanks Doc
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:13,
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:08,
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awwww
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:13,
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Dreams can come true
Look at me babe I'm with you
You know you gotta have hope
You know you gotta be strong
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:25,
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As true now as when 'twas written
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:26,
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GAY-brielle
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:27,
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When I want you in my arms
When I want you and all your charms
Whenever I want you
All I have to do is dream
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:28,
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I'd rather have a piece of toast
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:30,
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As would Paul Young.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:33,
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do do do doooooo
I loved that Twitter account til they stepped it :(
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:33,
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Frog, pls change your sig to "Rangafucker Extraordinaire"
K THX BYE!
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Peej, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:35,
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Anything for you xx
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:36,
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officelol
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:37,
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ecthellent
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:38,
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Swipe, pls change your sig to "Cock Bin Lady"
K THX BYE!
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Peej, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:40,
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i tried
but YM had already taken it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:44,
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JUST DO AS HE SAYS GILL, HE'S DANGEROUS
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:45,
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hahahaha
you do know I've met him, right?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:46,
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Yes you said he has a face like a pin cushion and talks like a cockney, and his brother is MUCH better looking
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:48,
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sounds legit
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:49,
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Apart from the cockney bit
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Peej, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:07,
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I had an awesome dream last night that I went to Brian Blessed's farm, and he had this enormous, winding steam-punk-like device for playing music and cooking barbeques.
It was great. Sarah Harding was there, and she shaved off all her hair.
EDIT: this is true - I did dream this last night.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:42,
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He was on a panel show the other week and his anecdotes weren't all that
so he made them more interesting by shouting.
I'd still love a beer with him though.
Pity Sarah didn't shave her head off.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:45,
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His Piers Morgan interview was fucking brilliant
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:52,
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I've not seen that. Will Youtube it.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 13:56,
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Have you seen Piers Morgan in the cricket nets facing Brett Lee?
Funny as fuck. He called the England team 'cowards' after the 1st test match. Brett challenged him to face an over in the nets.
He tried, bless him. The prick.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:13,
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Yeah, broke a rib or two. Should have aimed higher!
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:17,
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Hang on
ALL her hair you say,
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:19,
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Another slow burn day.
What are you all up to?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:07,
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I'm creating a new thread for you all
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:07,
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I ent done with this one yet. :(
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:08,
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Some lass got groped live on TOTP apparently.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-25726928
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:07,
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I have this recurring dream where I wonder if I can levitate.
Each time I'm doubtful but try it anyway.
I start by rising a few inches (ooh Matron) to the astonishment of onlookers, then I progress gradually to soaring above the rooftops.
I don't give a fuck what it means but I look forward to it.
It's a cracking dream.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:08,
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I used to have a reoccurring one where I fell and woke before I hit the ground.
I was told that I physically raised my head off the pillow and threw it down before I woke up.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:09,
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god that's reminded me
as a small child, I dreamed that I could fly. it seemed so easy in the dream; just start running, but before your second leg hits the floor, just kick it up again, so you never touch the floor and keep going in the air.
it seemed foolproof. needless to say the reality when i excitedly went outside to try was one of tangled limbs and bruises.
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